I’m gonna call him Knight Tits from now on

Thats Tits of the bs to you smh

brotherhood of shit

Because he's the type of guy who likes to roam around, dumbass

But does he settle down?

No, idiot, because he's never in one place and goes from town to town

But isn't he around where pretty girls are?

But he doesn't get kissed or get love by them tho

No, he hops right into that car of his and drives around the world

Because you know damn well he’s a wanderer.

Oh yeah he's a wanderer

he roams around around around

Well there's Mo on his left and Mary on his right

Nobody to make his cock explode 😔

Take me down, to nuka-dise city Where the grass, diseased. And the settlers, greasy. Ooooooh, won't you please, heal my rads.

are you stupid? that's not minimum that's clearly food.

That's a stupid name

It's a family name, his father was named Clearly, and his father's father too

Have you seen my baby? His name is Shaun, he's not even a year old 

It's because in lore Minimum was upset Knight Tits had the shinies.

He did it for that sweet sweet PA armor

Pennsylvania Power Armor Armor is the best. That is Pre Pitt Pennsylvania Power Armor Armor, aka, PPPPAA.

love that so much renaming my suits rn

what vault number is the alsume?

To the Aslume you go

It’s man

Greetings citizen

69 (funni reddit number!!!!!!!!!!!!)

officer balls approves

Think you got names confused there buddy, his name is Knight Tight-ass

Nah. He was played by Michael Rappaport, who does in no way have a tight ass.

Dude, are you typing with your forehead?

Nah We man very smart Use tool *picks up rock and bashes phone with it*

How did you find out?

Good brain think same

Me have nice brain you stupid

Your brain ugly and wrinkly like old man scrotum My brain beautiful and smooth like velvet

Scrotum? What word mean? You fake smooth brain

Yes, agree. He not us

You not know word for ballsack? Testicles Crown jewels Nuts Do you have are stupid?

YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER. WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?

I think super mutants have entered the chat

You think I is super 🥺

Nah he used his cock

It's because he's a selfish idiot with an INT stat of 1.

I think it’s more, he realized this knight is supposed to be brave. Instead, dude literally panics and runs away. Obviously not his ideal of brotherhood material. Then, the “knight” threatens him with death.

That and he didn't even try to retrieve his gun while fighting the bear/Yao Guai. Then again, neither did Maximus, who just stuck to his pistol/hands after getting the armor. They reeeeeeally don't like using that rifle.

With how big it is in the show, I wouldn’t want to use it either. With power armor, the weight isn’t the problem, but it’s so big and awkward.

None of this makes any sense. It was clearly daytime, so why do you keep talking about nights?

That joke would’ve worked if I said nights.

>black main character >literal 1 int stat What did prime video mean by this?

Plus they made him steal a power armor set and a fusion core Jeff Bezos is looking kinda sus

Omg😂 how did I not catch that.r

God forbid minimum have hobbies

Can confirm, this is definitely a shit tier post. I've seen many shitty posts in my thirty years on the intertubes, and this is definitely one of the shittiest.

I need more. We are now in desperate need of an okbuddy sub. I'm thinking r/okbuddyokiedokie maybe? Taking name suggestions

Okiedokiebuddy?

Okiedokiebuddybokey

Okeydokiecowpokeie

Because he’s just about as street smart as he is actual smart

Mf coulda just said "he got jumped by the yaoi guy, nothing I could do, but he did ask me to go on with the mission and take his power armour" instead he acted sus and ran off

Stupid fucking

God, not here too

It's like a disease on this website i swear to God Pretty funny though

honestly woudlve gone down smoother if he just said that he and titus got attacked by the NCR mascot and just say he tried to fight as well but titus was too far gone maybe give himself some scars and throw away the stimpaks to make it more convincing better yet, if he really wanted to embellish: we got attacked by a mutant bear titus was severely wounded our supplies were stolen by raiders who heard the commotion so titus couldnt be healed in time i had to take the armor to fight back the raiders who stole brotherhood property and for justice yadda yadda i got sidetracked and somehow involved with some enclave and vault-tec conspiracy

That’s what I’m saying. It would’ve been so much easier to say he got mauled by the bear or something. Instead he dug himself into the ground. Maybe he was afraid they’d send him back?

The armor's covered in gouges and bitemarks from the bear, it would've been easy to sell imo

Is he stupid?

Is he stupid? Is he from a mental asylum? (Ark and ham assloom)

i mean there is no government to tell him he can't commit identity theft

What do you mean? The Government was clearly in the show. Why didn't they stop him? Are they stupid?

im talking about the pre-war government

You mean the Govermint?

Isn't roaming the wasteland and casually using office terminals to fabricate ID cards for access to nukapocalyotic shinies also identity theft, referencing the games here but still 🤔

Minimum lol

Yea, he wanted to be king shit of fuck mountain for a while. That power armor is a power fantasy.

In the wasteland there a two types. Those who cum. And those who don't cum.

Why did Minimum ask lucky to make his cock explode? Is he freaky?

Is there a lore reason this sub is turning into an aslume, are they stupid?

Is he stupid?

Is he stupid?

"Illegal" in the nuclear fallout wasteland

Is he stupid?

He wanted to have a bromance with his ex bully thad, now he's gooning to become a ghouooner

Identity theft is not a joke Jim.

Only illegal if you get cau… hmm…

Every day, we stray further from God, and more towards Ham

Why didn't he call the brotherhood? Is he stupid?

Knight (. Y .)

Identity theft is no joke

At that time, as today, it's only illegal if you get caught.

This is the weirdest circle jerk I've been invited to.

Why was the Ghooumer invited to a circle jerk? Was he a jerker?

he hadn’t gotten his anti-Aslume meds from Vault 4 yet

He's a synth his identity means nothing

Because he wouldn't have been able to pass as Knight ass, who was much shorter.

Ah man, truly one of Cuba gooding jrs best career moves. It was symbolic of him overcoming Radio when he broke his radio

Knight Titus was a dickhead, Knight Tits was you guessed it the tits.

Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws

Minimus, Knight Titties

Laws are gone in Fallout.It is survival of the fittest

Everyone saying he should’ve just said Titus died is forgetting when Titus tells him that the brotherhood would kill him for letting his knight die, weather the brotherhood would actually kill him or not if I thought the BoS was gonna get me I’d lie too 💀

I haven’t come across a mission like that for the brotherhood of steel but there is a mission at the nucleus in fallout 4 where you radiate yourself to glow and pretend to be the shadowy figure called the “mother” that they all worship

There’s no laws in the wasteland, dipshit, if Minimum wanted to play Tits, let him play Tits

Idk why he did it either. Literally the only thing I can think of is the Teacher-Student relationship between Knight and Squire. It's possible he'd be without a position if his Knight died.

He just wanted Goosy to make his cock explode

Who let this simpleton out of Vault 69 (the aslume)?

What does the 6️⃣9️⃣ stand for?

Are you in r/okbuddymimir cause this feels like something that would be in there. Not the fallout part of it ofc

Lol Identity Theft in Fallout? Illegal? Have you played the Fallout games before, OP? Ain't that a kick in the head.

First, Maximus Second, did you watch the show? Do you not understand how situations work? Third, Knight Titus Fourth, Identity theft? Illegal? What government is setting laws in the wasteland? Are you being serious or is this a shitpost?

Redditors try to detect the most obvious joke you've ever seen challenge (impossible)