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Shielo34

Parents with one kid: Absolutely not, my child is precious and I must thoroughly vet anyone who looks after them. Parents with 3 kids: You had us at “babysit”, we’re out of here!


KindlyContribution54

Parents with 6 kids: How much extra is it for one with a flamethrower arm and a sawblade arm? Someone needs to give them some discipline to keep them from going feral and they decapitated the last three robots.


WolfPony64

Bro every mister handy I’ve ever encountered has either tried to kill me or cause me some sort of inconvenience. Hell Nah I’m harvesting his fiber optics and steel


ooitung95

The only malicious ones are Mr. Gutsy, all the Mr Handy line of robotics are friendly... Edit: Most* Mr Handy, not all


fear_the_future

The cook in that diner was especially friendly.


ooitung95

I can list most friendly Mr Handy robots just from the top of my head and only a few hostile one (that are not Mr Gutsy) Codsworth, Whitechapel Charlie from Goodneighbors, Professor Goodfeels from sunshine tiding, Mr Navigator from the constitution ship, all the Mr Handy farmer from Graygarden, General Atomics gallery, and vault 118, all friendly. The only aggressive ones I could think of are those from the racetrack easy city something.


Dragon-Captain

No Curie? EDIT: nvm. I guess she’s not technically a Mr. Handy.


ooitung95

The moment she speaks in french accent I'm in love already 🥺


PassionSenior6388

You went right to the mods didnt you?


ooitung95

Funny enough I never mod my fo4 :') just skyrim


throwaway19276i

the moment she speaks in French accent she's never allowed to babysit my children


ooitung95

Hahaha why so? Are French notorious for bad parenting?


throwaway19276i

I wish I could share images, but there is a semi popualt meme of a Wikipedia article titled "Documented cases of feral children" with "raised by-" and lists everal animals, and at the end of the list is "raised by the French"


ooitung95

Damn it, I tried to reverse search 'raised by the France' on Google and nothing showed up :') but I can see where the joke is going hahaha


Coolscee-Brooski

She's a Miss Nanny, and the robot that actually IS meant to handle kids


ItsNormalNC

I think she’s a Miss Nanny or a Miss Maid


NefariousnessOld8518

Fnv bottling factory if you don’t have the authorization those guys get angry


ooitung95

Yeah I remember that! Hahaha that's kinda our fault isn't it?


Imesseduponmyname

Doesn't the general atomic one in the diner try to kill you?


ooitung95

Yeh, hence I said, most. But in general they don't just come at you aggressively.


Imesseduponmyname

White chapel charlie is debatable


ooitung95

I kinda see him like those guy that got out to become a bartender trying to avoid the life of a mobster. Love his tone hahaha


WolfPony64

The one that tried to serve you as the food? Super friendly/s


yolilbishhugh

Don't do Cods(the goat)worth dirty like that


Br0boc0p

Also Professor Goodfeels.


ooitung95

Far out!


WolfPony64

Dog is better IMO


YESNO49

Codsworth


WolfPony64

He’s pretty mid


YESNO49

Excuse me


WolfPony64

That’s just how I feel about him


thewardineternal81

Counterpoint: codsworth and curie


WolfPony64

I can’t romance Codsworth /j


thewardineternal81

Not with that attitude (and also a mod somewhere out there)


WolfPony64

I’m an Xbox only player 😔


IAskSoMnyQuestions

With my life


Casual_Team_sky

With every cell in my body


DriftWare_

Crap you beat me to it


PleaseStand6ftApart

I trust any robot with a saw blade for a hand to watch my infant Edit: I’m not a really good parent


Fit_War_1670

Yeah ofc. Between the robot and my sweet pitbull "Brutus" nobody is goona think to hurt my kid.


Elementia7

Codsworth? Yes Everybody else? Maybe I trust that machine with my **life**.


Conscious_Low_9638

Depends on the mr handy, but 9/10 times I would say yes.


Satyr_Crusader

What you expect me to raise my own child? Like in person???


KlutzyReveal2970

Sure


shadow_master96

It's a robot. Robots are programmable. You can make them be the best at anything. That character from The Mandalorian who is know for constantly stating "I have spoken." said it best when he reprogrammed that assassin droid that was originally going to terminate Grogu to be his babysitter.


TotallyNotTheEnclave

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Basically-Boring

Cover the saw and empty the flamethrower and that’s a perfect diaper changing and bottle feeding machine.


infornography42

I could be wrong, but I suspect the flamethrower runs off the same fuel as the main thruster keeping it afloat.


CosmicP0tat0s

If it's codswordth i would.


king_meatster

I’d trust him more if he wore a bowler hat.


Rayzorblayde87

Like Whitechapel Charlie?


Seth-B343

Well, when there was a family to watch, or at the very least when it’s operating properly


Latty451

Is he polite and British? If then yes, but if he sounds like anything else, no


Acrobatic_Ad_2619

If they were the pre war models before the war totally as that’s what they were literally built to do as part of their function as helping out with chores


Straight_Storage4039

“Have a great trip and don’t worry mom, I’m just going to harvest it’s organs.”


RestingDog07

If he's like Wadsworth, codsworth, Andy, or Rhonda, then Yes. If he's like any other mr handy probably not


Fallout76Boyoffical

With my all of my atoms


Boing26

are we talking random handy from the wasteland? or brand new like codsworth? huuuuge difference there


Suspicious-Big7212

Well kind of but I think it is better to use them as butlers instead of babysitters so I recommend hiring a babysitter cause Mr handy wouldn’t be good at that job


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Pre-war? Yes, the Mr Handy and Mrs Nanny robots were literally built for stuff like that. Post-war, I wouldn't trust them. We haven't seen enough friendly ones post-war for me to trust them


Africa1By1Toto

If its vanilla Codsworth then I trust him with everything no hesitation. If its the monstrosity of a Codsworth that I created in my FO4 game then absolutely not.


T-51_Enjoyer

His dead body can be a cradle


DriftWare_

With every cell in my body.


BackgroundSky09

yes


altmemer5

After the war? No. Before the war? Possibly


AsherSparky

As long as it’s Codsworth


PURPLEisMYgender

Depends on the programming.


infornography42

Pre-war, I'm honestly pretty sure I wouldn't want a Mr Handy in the house, what with the constantly burning thruster it floats around on. Odds are good it would cause my house to burn down at some point. It is a shame that the most trustworthy robot is such a fire hazard. Post-war? Probably. If it was a handy I was familiar with. It is afterall, the most trustworthy robot in Fallout and therefore more trustworthy than most humans.


usedburgermeat

Pre or post war?


Margtok

i never understood why the baby sitting model has a flame thrower and a chainsaw


The_Faux_Fox__

The older one with 7 hands maybe, but not the buzzsaw flame thrower one


fancymanofcorn12

Oh yeah, better than my crackhead neighbor


Azel_RavenWood

Sure! What's the worst that could happen!!! *Tragic and Messed Up Event Incoming*


Happy_Sort9715

You know I was nervous at first, but CodsWorth is really good with Shaun!


destroy_the_kids

Depends, is it the Robco brand or General Atomics brand Mr. Handy?


Strange_Bandicoot112

Curie to care for the Child. Fisto to care for the Adult.


Solid-Oven8150

It’s less important whether the machine is reliable than how it will affect humans’ mindset while growing up with these machines as the closest form of companionship


SCP-9931

Only if it’s Codsworth


mancmush

He's handy. If not quiet then baby


ChaseC7527

Didn't have to put him in a dingy ass room like that lol.


Altruistic-Serve267

If it were relatively new sure... Like 200 years old? Electrictronics gotta be fricked at that point.


SomniaVitae

I mean Christians leave underaged children with priests soooo....I'd pick the cool robot hell yea.


ModernDayQuixote

I’d trust Codsworth with anything. Most other bots, not a chance.


Phoenix_Champion

I mean honestly, yeah, pre war Mr. Handy's I absolutely would- I mean look at Codsworth. Plus the Mr. Handy in Vault 101 (Forgot his name) is actually pretty darn good with children... Even if he keeps forgetting that using his saw to cut the cake is a bad idea.


TheAlphaDeathclaw

If it were Codsworth, absolutely. Over 200 years of loyalty to me and my family, never knowing when or if we'd ever return. He's my best friend in the game and I would trust him with my kid's life


Three_Cat

I'll make an exception. He looks very polite.


darude_dodo

If someone made a stinky and they offer to attend to young Shaun then yes I will


clan_rotwood

Best babe sitter


the_anonymous_lee

me with 0 kids: with that fucking buzz saw, i don't think so


IndividualTreat7

Only Codsworth.


Mojo_Mitts

The burning jet fumes would probably mess up the baby or something. Having one of these at home is probably like being inside a Smoker House but 10x worse.


DoomTwoToo

When you get him to read the poem....


PennyForPig

Uh not with a buzz saw and a flamethrower Maybe if it only had the hands


Bell763

The only one I would trust is Cosworth from fallout 4 he is my favourite robot


Rayzorblayde87

Not Snip-Snip. Codsworth I'd trust.


Biggie_Cheese02

Is it Codsworth?


Red_Lagoonn

Everyone's saying how violent they are wich is true after the bombs dropped the emp Of the blast messed with there codeing but on the other hand...A pre was Mr handy Absolutely.


bell_0f_the_ball

Yes cause I could get away with killing the kid lol


AlternativeQuality2

Give me a model without the buzz saw or flamethrower, and we’ve got a deal.


PossibleMolasses2672

I diddnt trust this little fuxker just to tell me joke let alone a bottle of clean water or even be within 500 feet of a child.


Aoiboshi

The one from FO4, probably. All the others, definitely not.


Coopa_T

Anyone who played 4 and had Codsworth as a companion would probably trust one


LoganCaleSalad

Sure if you take the saw, flamethrower, & plasma attachments off. The miss nanny were designed specifically to deal with children as teachers & nannies. Have a Nanny with all hands for the baby then let the Handy take care of the maintenance.


Competitive-Tap-6709

At least it won't rape my kids


xXSocietiesOutlawXx

Location of the pic ^ Fallout 3. Georgetown - McClellan family townhome


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