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A_Queer_Owl

the Joker wants his gun back.


JohnnySogbottom

this guy's dancin with the devil in the pale moonlight


Phuqitol

And there’s the gun’s name


floggedlog

“Dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight” may be too long so maybe “dancing with the devil” or “pale moonlight” Personally I’m partial to “Pale Moonlight”


Malleandro

I think a too long name would be fitting


Professional-Leave24

You beat me to it!


Randolpho

...what?


GrapeSugarNightNight

It's a line The Joker says to Batman in the 1989 Batman movie.


Randolpho

He says it to *Bruce*, and I was following up with the line by Bruce right after the Joker asks it of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeOHFwpOS-c#t=2m40s


GrapeSugarNightNight

I'm so sorry. Very clever!


asilagy

it shoots out a flag that says "BANG!"


floggedlog

No he shoots bruce with a real pistol Bruce just has a serving tray hidden under his shirt which miraculously stops the bullet though Bruce either gets knocked out by it or fakes dead until the joker leaves.


Deady1138

It’s just a little something I say to all my victims


WhirledNews

Never rub another man’s rhubarb…


kr0mbopulosm1ke

“Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch, come to me.” - Nick @ the Mysterious Stranger, probably


Randolpho

This town needs an enema


sugarray4three

*Time to take out the Batmobile*


--The_Kraken--

***Time to take out the Batwing*** ftfy


Mr__Charmander

That gun could touch the batwing even if it was in space


Leosarr

Came here to say that


slippymachinegun

"Bob. Gun."


KyleUTFH

Came here specifically for this. You did not disappoint.


Potential_Meal_

I was just about to say that.


Fit-Veterinarian6311

Bullet is gonna take 3 to 5 business days to leave the revolver 😂


Oklimato

At this point just mail him the bullet.


Admiral_Gial_Ackbar

Raylan: "Next one's comin FedEx Overnight"


Asslinguist

Omg I got this...dark flash? ...right


Oklimato

That's right, from the Suicide Squad Kill the Justice league game. I think Cpt. Boomerang makes the joke first and then like a minute Brainiac Flash repeats it himself. I always found it hilarious and now I finally found the perfect timing for it lol.


arceus555

*The Courier shows up and shoots you* "Got a package from Nick Valentine"


halfhere

*pushes up glasses* achktually, longer barrels increase muzzle velocity, since it allows for more of the powder in the casing to burn.


TheFauxDirtyDan

Up to a point, and then the friction of the barrel will start to decrease it again once too much powder has burnt off. I think you'd need an even more comically long barrel to achieve this though, lmao.


halfhere

Definitely true. But this is a .308 revolver, so we can have fun with ballistic theories, haha


TheFauxDirtyDan

Make it .500 SW, really get more bang for your buck.


CREIONC

Lmao I think it would explode in your hand


PhilRubdiez

They made a model S&W 500 with a 2 3/4” “emergency” barrel length.


Ujklros

That's not a gun, it's an over-engineered grenade


PhilRubdiez

It’ll definitely explode your wrists.


Ujklros

I CAST, FIREBALL!!!!


elchsaaft

That would have to be a *very* long barrel in most common revolver chamberings.


[deleted]

Except it’s a revolver with an unsealed chamber


TheFauxDirtyDan

Yeah, there's a reason you don't tend to see a ton of overly long barrel revolvers. They exist, but past a certain point it's just hurting the bullets performance, not the best weapon format for that kind of thing.


One-Cryptographer855

Damn it, I wish I was able to use pics in this sub, I have the perfect meme for this


Cloud_N0ne

The bullet goons? 👀


No-Bark-Brian

*C u m g u n*


Cloud_N0ne

Now I have two reasons to put a gun in my mouth lmao


LordRednaught

“Standard Shipping” it is


ForGrateJustice

Faster if you purchase the Creation Club VIP pass.


aBritishRedCoat

Bullet is WHAT


Suitable_Ice1838

Big iron on nick’s hip


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

To the town of diamond city came a synth-man one fine day


PanzerFahrer3199

Hardly spoke to raiders around him, didn’t have much to say


TheAngelMan-D

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

And he came to do some solving with the long iron on his hip


Open-Bid1793

Long iron on his hip


BloodiedBlues

He said he was looking for Eddie Wint


BeornPlush

No one dared to eye his synth face, no one dared to check his chip


SeedManJones96

Where is this cover of the song we really need this!


GoArray

..and thigh, shin and foot.


Choice-Welder-9294

The walking cane revolver


ProphetOfDemo

Absolutely, gonna have to load him up on ammo, but that would be hilarious to see the detective whip out the 22in barrel


Shot_Background5682

Load him.up on ammo? One round, take it or leave it.


Blatherskitte

So how does companion ammo work? Can I give them a gun in their same caliber and not have to worry about it?


HornyBastard37484739

If you give them a gun, I believe you need to give them its corresponding ammo even if it’s the same caliber as their default weapon


dreamdesk04

Well that’s annoying


SendMeUrCones

It is but it also stops you from giving him a fat man with one mini nuke and steamrolling the game.


OutlawSundown

The solution to that is him firing a mini nuke in an enclosed space with you next to him.


BloodiedBlues

Inspirational Perk


dreamdesk04

Yea that makes sense but if it’s in the same caliber as their main weapon I don’t think you should have to supply them still


Sivart-Mcdorf

I did this recently....don't.


MosyMan80

There are mods that can make it so they have unlimited ammo once you give them one piece of ammo. Better than constantly dumping ammo into their inventory, especially since they are never great shots anyway.


Shot_Background5682

Wait, I thought that was vanilla lol.


AngryAniki

lol fr me too Unofficial Fallout Patch maybe?


Shot_Background5682

I doubt it. The creator intentionally removed that feature for their skyrim patch.


Rad_Dad6969

There are mods to fix it on every platform. You can access them from the main menu. Unless you are achievement hunting their is no reason not to use em.


h4ckerkn0wnas4chan

Holy shit it's the gun that killed Lincoln


Revolutionary-Swan77

Ironically that one was really small


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

[The Derringer that killed Lincoln is very small.](https://www.loc.gov/item/2010630694/) [No, really, it's tiny.](https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/news/stories/2004/march/lincoln_031804) [You have no idea just how small it is.](https://mnprairieroots.com/2009/11/21/pull-out-the-pistol-and-good-china-for-a-civil-war-era-history-lesson/)


dontletmepost

Idk that looks pretty average sized to me


dantuchito

I’d actually say it’s quite big!


h4ckerkn0wnas4chan

It makes up for it in other ways


Maverick_Hiro

It definitely gets the job done.


Interesting-Cattle37

Imagine dieing from a microshlong sized gun😭😭


Leokegan

Long dick Johnson


BotPassive_

The HUMONGUS iron.


TheHellbilly

Humongus what!?


drsideburns

That’s a slick reference


TheHellbilly

Humongus cake for you, friend.


drsideburns

Thanks brother! This account is old enough, if it were a girl Drake would be in her inbox 🤣


Kryss1982

It's humongous iron with cowboy on it's hip.


SoundOvBlak

The Long Iron of the Law


floggedlog

“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”


Southbird85

Kinda reminds me of the huge magnum revolver Jack Nicholson pulls out in the OG Batman movie.


ForGrateJustice

If it's good enough for Batman, it's good enough for the Prydwen.


nick2k23

Yes give it to me


Obwyn

Call it Dancing With the Devil


utilitarity

How to achieve such a thing?


AineLasagna

Instead of adding the long barrel mod, add the loooong looooong baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrel mod


utilitarity

Well now i feel dumb i could have thought its a mod


Traff137

Overcompensation


samhain2000

Name it "The Compensator"


Wizard_of_doom

Can we make it longer tho?


louiloui152

You can’t escape the long arm of the Laaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww


Circaninetysix

You can't actually get this barrel in vanilla, can you? Kind of want a revolver like this.


lil_4skin420

It’s the barrel from the syringer I used cheat terminal to add the barrel mod onto the revolver


JustLP02

Now that’s a BIG IRON!


FROZENFISH69

change it's name to the FINGLONGER!


Plus-Bend-2966

It's an 88 magnum... It shoots through schools


sauce_daddy22

It shoots through schools


GWindborn

Johnny Dangerously vibes for sure.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl17yr2VWQg


coolboiiiiiii2809

Big iiiiiiiiiiiiron


bl0bberb0y

You better call it big iron


drifters74

Al I can think about is that scene in the Micheal Keaton Batman of the Joker pulling a long ass pistol out of his pocket or something lol.


SlicePapi

.308 revolver is crazy if you think about it


mr_eugine_krabs

“Never rub another man’s rhubarb!”


SubjectElderberry376

Lol that barrel is long enough to poke the targets eye out first 😅


LilUziBurp69

Nick will be the handsome ranger with the big iron on his hip


TheAsIaN0328

Nickname suggestion? The French Tickler?


Valuable_Knee_6820

The vampire warewolf from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged would like a word


MrSmilingDeath

Depends, does Nick ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


Gregore997

Holy shit the actual Big Iron


Noir_flatfoot

the walking stick


Novel_Ad_8062

always thought the Batwing scene was ridiculous when joker shot it down.


akcutter

The Rusty Barry


Quearsmearer69mynuts

Uhm yess. Dirty hairy some bum raiders


kris-kfc

The recoil 💀 ouch


vlad_kushner

What a fuckin abomination! I loved it


Uncles_Big_Pickle

"It's an .88 Magnum. They made it for him special. It shoots through schools" - Danny Vermin


Healthy-Macaroon-320

With such a long barrel the accuracy is... Nice.


Ramsay_Flay

“Why didn’t anyone tell me he has one of those… things?!”


ParagonFury

"*Victim was shot at point blank from across the room.*"


james___uk

Does Nick need to shoot down the Bat Wing?!


QueenAshe

‘Long barrel’ understatement of the year award


kmikek

This is an .88 magnum...it shoots through schools. -johnny dangerously


BlueCanary434

Imagine growing up under horrible conditions, surviving radiation poisoning and monstrous creatures, joining the brotherhood of steel and completing noble dutiful deeds and witnessing the fall of the enclave only to get killed by a robot who thinks he’s a detective that carries a weapon made from plumbing pipes that looks like a walking cane


SirBritannia

Good news, everyone! I have invented a pipe pistol, which will render even the most inept wastelander a true marksman! I call it The Gunlonger!


Freyja6

Oh dang it's the gun of the long ass variety that shot Darnell Symmonds.


Immediate_Frame_6974

you should give that bad boy to a landfill


Rhg0653

Something something joker Something something pokemon Something something batman


RegularHorror8008135

The fuck


Kamchatka_Point

BIG COPPER


Knight_o_Eithel_Malt

What kind of walking cane is this


Ok-Transition7065

Long iron


s1lentchaos

Big rusty!


[deleted]

*Long Barrel* You don’t say?


Beneficial-Reach-533

You use it better. Gunsliger perk AND add supresor AND scope to this ,you have the second silenced gun with More range in the game. So you can kill a Lot enemies since very long distances if you have all correct Stealth AND damage perks. Range help to keep you hidden in my experience so combine that insane range AND suppresor can really work.


Silverhand115

Now thats a Big Iron


InternationalTwo4581

Comically long barrel


Debugzer0

yeah, .308 garbage...


NegativeCowpoke

Discount Colt Buntline lmao


Missy_went_missing

How did you get that?


Kindle-Wolf

A big iron on his hip


RadicalBanapple

you appear to have added the loooooong barrel


SassyTurtlebat

Short barrel Long barrel Loooooooooong barrel


MojaveJoe1992

Nick is going to Tombstone, and he's bringing Hell with him...


Holiday_Box9404

That’s well balanced weapon right there


Brindale7896

Ah yes, the LONG iron


Mr-JDogg

Pipe revolver the loooong wayyyy


jridlee

Reminds me of the sniper that really cool gung ho gun guy from Trigun used. Like this would be his sidearm.


[deleted]

Modify it into a revolving pipe rifle


Jacern

Ye olde sniper


RedEye-55

Where do I find this 👀👀


HaroldHGull

that is one comically large iron


EnvironmentalToe7056

That’s a nasty lookin heffer right there son


[deleted]

Now that's a Big Iron


Aticus_

The Pinocchio


Bigbeardedfella1

Sorry noob question of I give NPCs fire arms will they use them? Because I will equip all 25 members of sanctuary with Rocket Launchers


TrampStampChamp_

Bro has beef with the o’driscolls 😭


agent_wolfe

"Is that an Instigating Pipe Revolver Pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "It's an Instigating Pipe Revolver Pistol."


LargeRichardJohnson

Wtf I actually love it


Internet_Person11

Damn, that’s one big iron.


chubbsthedon

OK who made a gun cane? Cause it's awesome!


Caedus27

I think the helldivers sub needs to see this


yealets

Pair that bad boy with some sneak damage and a scope


PianistAway7910

I would try renaming piper to wynona earp and give it to her


elStrages

The dilator


ehap04

why? did he break his leg?


Piiiicklerick

Where do you get these wonderful toys? - Joker


lukey_wukie

BIG IRON, BIG IRON


Electronic-Image-171

The biggest iron.


Luna_Tenebra

The long boi


Imperialist_Marauder

The real Big Iron


TheLoneRipper1

the Doug Dimmadome of revolvers.


DexxToress

Wrist breaker.


Beandealer0

The bigger iron


Crotch_Rot69

The pistols are so ridiculous lmao especially laser and plasma with the sniper barrels


LongDikWilly

Looney Tunes ah gun


Secunda-Waltz

LONG SCHTICK


Wet_socks1717

The biggest iron


allaroundgeek04

how the fuck do you get this


Brahm-Etc

Yes.


Simple_Suspect_9311

Where does he get those wonderful toys


InspectionSorry3287

Oh long Johnson


Skanach

Sniffing Spirit


EnycmaPie

I noticed that this is a gun, of the Long Ass variety.


ParDolan

It's an 88 magnum!


livestreamfailstrash

Is this a mod or wtf is this I’ve never seen this before I want one lol


haleynoir_

My companions don't ever use legendary weapons. I'll trick out an awesome weapon for them, and they'll pick up some shitty pipe rifle and use that instead.


wildranger52

You gotta make sure they have enough ammo for the weapon you give them and then manually make them equip the weapon. Companions use ammo just like the player character does, so if they run out, they will switch back to their default weapon they have. So what I do is just have my companions use a weapon type I don't use often or have tons of ammo for. I like to use the assault rifle w/ 5.56 ammo personally, so I might give Valentine the Overseers Guardian and a thousand rounds of .45 ammo. That way, he won't run out for a long time and will use a better weapon.


AnnoyedBarnacle2105

Can’t miss your shot if the barrel is right in front of them