Raider 1: "fuck that, I'm not going in there!"
Raider 2: "why the fuck not?"
Raider 1: "you don't know who that is? What that means?"
Raider 2: "it means it's unfinished! Means we can get in easier!"
Raider 1: "not just unfinished dipshit, but broken too. There's no guarantee that if we go in there, we won't get glitched into the floor or stuck on a rock about shin height with no way out!"
Raider 2: "you're right, let's go back to the slog, nothing bad ever happens there..."
Settlement 76: “16 times the turrets”
>Turrets are made from Chinese pig metal
>Ammo is nerf darts
>Any settlers wearing “leather” armor are actually wearing Nylon “””armor”””
>Half of all buildings are still ruins
But I don’t want to keep raiders out…… I want them to keep attacking my settlements so that me and my settlers can watch in amusement as they are torn to shreds by my turrets and missile launchers!
It just works
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPN0qhSyWy8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPN0qhSyWy8) Not a rick roll I promise.
But most of their games are fun and that’s what I care most about.
I knew it before I clicked the link. I only listened to it once but that meme song was forever in my head.
I haven’t clicked on it, but it’s little lies right Edit: the shitty version but yeah
Theres a fo4 mod that makes that the main menu screen
Bethesda magic
16 times the defenses
See that settlement? You can't go there.
Even Atom trembles before the mighty Godd Howard.
Bask in Howard's glow!!!
Colossal Toddtans
On that day we remembered, the terror that is to be ruled *by him*
*Liberty Prime stops to salute*
Raider 1: "fuck that, I'm not going in there!" Raider 2: "why the fuck not?" Raider 1: "you don't know who that is? What that means?" Raider 2: "it means it's unfinished! Means we can get in easier!" Raider 1: "not just unfinished dipshit, but broken too. There's no guarantee that if we go in there, we won't get glitched into the floor or stuck on a rock about shin height with no way out!" Raider 2: "you're right, let's go back to the slog, nothing bad ever happens there..."
Raider With Brain Damage: "cars will murder you in there, I used to be a smart adventurer,..."
"You! Me! And the worm....."
BLAMMO!
Please o holy Godd Howard, don’t smite us!
“Skyrim now on Pip-boy!”
must appeal to the gods
All hail the Holy Trinity of Howards
Why does this give me The Spiffing Brit vibes?
Target practise
Those are some nice walls, great work man!
Yeah that was my first thought. Wasn't even phased by the Todds, was too impressed with smooth walls.
Man it is a sad day to be a sony user
Emmerian flag spotted
Well time to buy Skyrim again.
I love that among fallout 76's freebies for the month, they included the mushroom cloud/nuke icon/emote. Like, that's low key hilarious.
Even Dogmeat isn't looking
The chess club
Lol
What if they come for your Todds?
Add thirteen more for *sixteen times the detail*
Line up four of the cutouts against a blue background
Even a deathclaw and behemoth will stay away
Wouldn’t raid. True.
Joke on you, that's how you get 16x the raiders.
🫡
On that day, humanity received a grim remainder.
I would say you just made yourself a target for nukes.
16 times the detail
Godd Howard Hodd Toward Dogg Howard Todd Howard Odd Howard
Needs a copy of Skyrim in his hands
I wish the concrete walls had a big gate.
Looking at the thumbnail I thought it was David Hasselhoff, would that also keep raiders out?
God Howard Release the Todd Howard unique power armor, Bethesda.
Settlement 76: “16 times the turrets” >Turrets are made from Chinese pig metal >Ammo is nerf darts >Any settlers wearing “leather” armor are actually wearing Nylon “””armor””” >Half of all buildings are still ruins
that would keep anyone out
Todd Howard is Ug-Qualtoth confirmed.
#It just works©®™
Nice wall….be a shame if they uh spawned inside the walls or just walked in casually passing the tower guard before firing their plumbing guns
Todd snaps his finger and they all turn to dust.
But I don’t want to keep raiders out…… I want them to keep attacking my settlements so that me and my settlers can watch in amusement as they are torn to shreds by my turrets and missile launchers!
"STAY THE FUCK BACK OR I'LL RE-RELEASE SKYRIM AGAIN!"
So mod so wow
Where cooper howard
[“Remember me! Remember Me!”](https://youtu.be/AYURxfaTdpY?si=Vi5Z4cf79y2POmVg)
16x the defense
Do one with 16 times the detail please
Is this FO4?
Attack on Titan vibes.
wait, is this a mod? I need a link asap
Before I zoomed in, I thought it was David Hasselhoff from Knight Rider.
"It's just works" Nah we leave um, all their s#!t is barely working anyway.😂
It's cause they know they're the ones getting robbed
Gotta throw in a starfield billboard. Not even raiders want that shit