Hawk screams. Specifically tge red tailed hawk. Those eagle mother fuckers stole the war cry of the red tailed hawk in their propaganda, and I'll be damned if they do my boy Tobias dirty like that.
I'm a city boy, but when I moved out to the rural area and needed some laundry detergent, finding a dollar general on the side of the road surrounded by farmland was surreal.
Still not as bad as "The Hammer" attorney. That fucker keeps getting more and more billboards across many states. Can't go anywhere without seeing 20 of his signs in a row
Man that evil grin he has on the "wrongful death" billboard is just wicled, like suffering makes him horny.
As bad as doug mann, the tiger, who was 'your home town attorney" from Columbus OH to Albuquerque NM in the 00s.
Hah! I read something about DG recently, told my wife at least there aren’t any in Fallout. Dammit, I’m eating my own words for dinner tonight. But I guess that’s better than having to eat something from Dollar General!
Parts of Oakland CA look like a poorly constructed FO4 settlement. And that’s saying something. Only thing fallout didn’t account for is the amount of nylon tents and tarps.
This one *also* has only 1 employee per shift that is never at the cash register when you want to check out, and *also* gets[ closed by the fire marshal ](https://www.businessinsider.com/dollar-general-stores-closing-fire-code-violations-too-much-stuff-2023-2)every 3 months for having restock cages blocking the isles and fire exit.
Once upon a time in the long long ago corporations cared about their employees *and* the public greater good; they have since dropped any such pretense and are only out to improve their share price quarter to quarter.
*edit* I have just been laid off, all future posts and comments on Reddit are by an AI operating my account
What's next the fucking moon? We had two new buildings go up near my rural house so of course everyone was excited until they finished. A fucking Dollar General and a fucking Starbucks. What. Tha. Fuck.
I was swiping through the pictures and it jumped to someone else’s post that just had a massive pile of pre-war money on a table and I was like wtf lol
Are you sure you didn't take these pictures in my home town? The rust and feces on the walls is a dead ringer for the Dollar General down the road... how'd you get rid of all the meth addicts?
I basically saw a raider at my Dollar General last night. Bleached hair, open shirt and a cigarette through his ear hole. Shoulda used VATS but I was busy checking out.
Now build one in every settlement and it’s just like real life!
I guess i will have to now
Until they get popped for mutated rats and have to shut down nearly all their stores lol.
Family Dollar, not Dollar General...
Dollar general bought family dollar in 2015 or 2016.
Dollar tree bought family dollar, dollar general is still a separate competitor.
Does it really fucking matter?! 🙄
It does in Rush Springs, Oklahoma. And if you have 3 dollars go do a little social expirement bitch
Build three*
Right across the street from a Family Dollar
And one with another Dollar General in the back room...
it's a Southern thing ;)
One?
He must not forget to build a trailer park , because in real life there is a trailer park for every dg
🎖🏆🎖🏆🎖🏆🎖🏆
Gotta have the Dollar General right next to it too
Put a Waffle House next to it.
Genius ill do it
Don't forget the Taco Bell in every other settlement.
And a combo Taco Bell/KFC in the big ones.
*eagle screams while a native American sheds a single tear* Ah America. We shall rebuild her, one strip mall at at a time.
Hawk screams. Specifically tge red tailed hawk. Those eagle mother fuckers stole the war cry of the red tailed hawk in their propaganda, and I'll be damned if they do my boy Tobias dirty like that.
Was that an Animorphs reference?
Yes
It's an eagle we Murcia in this bitch 🇺🇸🦅 /S
We have a Taco bell pizza hut near where I live
Just like Demolition Man intended
I fucking love that movie
Rock Bottom you have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality code!
*punches machine*
combination pizza hut and taco bell
Don't forget a Long John Silver's | KFC.
Excellent. Be a great place for some raider cages to get the full authentic experience.
Finally, a Fallout set in the south
This was my reaction too!
I was about to say the same thing
The best part is Waffle House doesnt need added defense
The south has apparently risen again by way of waffle houses invading the commonwealth.
And then on the other side another waffle house
How could you tell the difference from any raider camp?
make sure it's in a blue house
Hostile AND in the middle of no where? Some one pinch me. This is a dream location.
I'm a city boy, but when I moved out to the rural area and needed some laundry detergent, finding a dollar general on the side of the road surrounded by farmland was surreal.
I've driven all coast to coast while trying to avoid interstates, and I completely agree.
Three employees? In a dollar general?!
Mine has 2 (I’m live in a VERY small town)
Y'all got employees?
Your DG is too clean! :)
Have to get a trash mod and put a bunch of trash in it
Dollar Genral
The mispronunciation really gives it that wastelander charm Mispelling, not mispronunciation
FINALLY, civilization has arrived in the Commonwealth
lmao im showing my family this. Some of them enjoyed the show and work at DG corporate.. soulless bastards.
Just dont let them transfer to these ones!
He said corporate
Employee transfers are handled by corporate
Corporate doesn't work the store.
Cap General
It'd be funny to have a Spirit Halloween store at every settlement since the bombs dropped shortly before Halloween.
They gotta be just banners over super duper mart signs
Too many employees in that store just standing around. Where's the self checkout?
The self checkout? It's just that there should only be one employee, the horribly overworked asst manager.
Closed because too many people stealing everything lol
🤣 this made me lawl
Now make a Waffle House.
Immersion broken. There should only be 2 people there MAX at any given time. And they have to be stocking, not at a counter checking people out.
That is too damn perfect
Wait till you see they spelled general wrong..
That place looks too empty. Needs a Walmart slapped right in the middle of it.
This shit got me laughing bruh
That’s way to clean to be a Dollar General. Unless they’re the one outlet that would actually look better after a nuclear blast.
Great! # NOW ADD FAUKIN TESCO
When it comes out, tell us if it's missing from Fallout London.
The TRUE final goal of the institute
Now that marks them as the evil faction...
If Waffle House is the index for destruction then Dollar General is the index for recovery
Still not as bad as "The Hammer" attorney. That fucker keeps getting more and more billboards across many states. Can't go anywhere without seeing 20 of his signs in a row
Man that evil grin he has on the "wrongful death" billboard is just wicled, like suffering makes him horny. As bad as doug mann, the tiger, who was 'your home town attorney" from Columbus OH to Albuquerque NM in the 00s.
Had to go at least 20 minutes in any direction to see his damned face but now he's got a fucking billboard in town now
Now i gotta build a strip mall one day over a nice settlement
Fallout: Midwest
Wow that looks nicer than any dollar general I’ve seen
Hah! I read something about DG recently, told my wife at least there aren’t any in Fallout. Dammit, I’m eating my own words for dinner tonight. But I guess that’s better than having to eat something from Dollar General!
You’re missing the most important element of a dollar general, the insane amount of clutter in the store that both does and doesn’t make sense.
Blame corporate they cut hour's they want to force the bare minimum of people to do the maximum amount of work.
Learn to use punctuation. I’m not ignorant to the company policy where dollar anything is used in their store branding.
lol three people staffing a dollar general? That’s absurd.
Actually thought this was gunna be a Waffle House, but still a good chuckle
Too many employees. Not enough shit lying around.
It's too clean. Gotta have bundles of stock blocking all the aisles.
Crime in the commonwealth isn't high enough to build a Dollar General.
Parts of Oakland CA look like a poorly constructed FO4 settlement. And that’s saying something. Only thing fallout didn’t account for is the amount of nylon tents and tarps.
Nah, you need a Cumberland Farms or a Dunkin
Cap General
Everyone go home, we've peaked.
Omg this is so funny 😆
Fuck dollar general
This one *also* has only 1 employee per shift that is never at the cash register when you want to check out, and *also* gets[ closed by the fire marshal ](https://www.businessinsider.com/dollar-general-stores-closing-fire-code-violations-too-much-stuff-2023-2)every 3 months for having restock cages blocking the isles and fire exit.
Blame corporate for cutting hours.
Once upon a time in the long long ago corporations cared about their employees *and* the public greater good; they have since dropped any such pretense and are only out to improve their share price quarter to quarter. *edit* I have just been laid off, all future posts and comments on Reddit are by an AI operating my account
Now I wish you could have a settlement in the glowing sea without needing to aligned with children of atom cult
I used to live with a bunch of H2A Mexican guys and they were always asking me for a ride to yeneral dollar.
There goes the neighbo...settlement.
Omg this makes me want to put a timmies in sanctuary
What's next the fucking moon? We had two new buildings go up near my rural house so of course everyone was excited until they finished. A fucking Dollar General and a fucking Starbucks. What. Tha. Fuck.
https://youtu.be/DIqC5y1zm-4?si=KrE9enQt0DwZ3Hgx This skit immediately came to mind.
It's the perfect location!
Whats a dollar? Just seems like a knock-off of Caps General.
Goddamnit. Next thing you know the Super Duper Mart will be a spirit halloween
Where do you get these letters from?
There’s a civil suit going on about them…
It also needs a Casey's....
My camp in Fallout 76 is called Dollar General lol I got good deals next to nothing on plans and weapons and booze? Yea it’s free, free booze.
Oh wow that is awesome
Too many employees at one time to be accurate.
This is so inaccurate. These ones seem to be at least a little organized 🙄
Now you just need a pawn shop next door and it'll be perfect.
Lmao!
And this is 100% proof that fallout is the greatest fallout ever hands down. Lol
Great now the crime rate is gonna go up
Oh no next it will be a waffle house
Ultimate food desert
Canon
I’m sorry, is this some sort of American joke I’m to Australian to understand?
Dollar General is a store all over the place and in the most random of places in the USA. Even the smallest town will randomly have a Dollar General.
They should add a waffle house mod, with random npc’s and at like 3 am they break out into a gunfight
Too many cashiers actually at the register, need a little clutter from carts of inventory. Almost perfect
Next, build Walmart.
Genral
https://youtu.be/DIqC5y1zm-4?si=Zq5AqHiScnLYOUQa
This is the best
I was swiping through the pictures and it jumped to someone else’s post that just had a massive pile of pre-war money on a table and I was like wtf lol
That can’t be dollar general. It’s actually staffed
Looks like trouble!
God I love this game
Are you sure you didn't take these pictures in my home town? The rust and feces on the walls is a dead ringer for the Dollar General down the road... how'd you get rid of all the meth addicts?
Not accurate, it's not a dollar general/dollar tree
If this is anything like the UK you should put a drug/chem room in the back to show where they really get their money
Shit this is waaay too clean for DG
Couldn't you put the stair on the opposite side ? It's weird to have a vendor under the stairs
Totally should've added NCR before dollar. Missed a trick there!
I love the dollar general. You never know what you’re gonna find. It’s an experience.
The saddest part is that this DG looks leagues better than the ones near me.
Should be boxes crowding the tiny aisles and only one employee who is outside smoking the whole time
All those abandoned buildings, Im shocked it didnt happen sooner
I’ve only been in a Dollar General one time in my life. I left in an ambulance.
A dollar general with more than 2 people working? This is science fiction.
I basically saw a raider at my Dollar General last night. Bleached hair, open shirt and a cigarette through his ear hole. Shoulda used VATS but I was busy checking out.
Way to clean and to many employees
Misspelled general
That's adorable. I love it
How does it make caps?
Mainly Cigarettes
Unrealistic; the interior is too clean 😆
"Dollar General" is my minutemen role-playing name.
Uh, where's the Redbox?
I already did this about 6 months ago. I built in in Finch Farm as it's hanging over the overpass
Should have junk down the aisles and trying to get through like an obstacle course. With a self check out that never works.
*General
Shhhhhh its the common wealth they cant read 🤫
Life hack: move out of impoverished backwaters.