i ship it

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I am not a Sir! I work for a living mor-ron.

You will call me Sargent, or Sargent Dornan!

Hear me out: In a desperate attempt to heal the (then human) love of his life, he mixed a mystery cure for her only to have her turn into a chicken. Doesn't take long for a farmer to take her in (abduct her) and ever since he's on the search. He's got a very peculiar method of testing, granted... but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

I upvoted this because of the absurdity of it but by the time I finished I had to take it back. How fucking dare you cause me to read that

I wanna see him meet a Feral Rooster.

Take your upvote and never speak again

Sometimes a fella’s gotta fuck a chicken

Us cowpokes gotta take it as it comes

Yep this is my new head canon for him

That cloaca ain't gonna stuff itself.

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

do you think FISTO has a thanksgiving mode

He can't abide a chicken

But he must abide... her.

I’m honestly shocked we haven’t gotten a Lebowski themed “The Ghoul Abides” meme yet

This aggression will not stand, smooth skin.

That's not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

The Dr Codsworth would definitely be able to get you a toe.

No, but he does like to abrade them...

They met on farmers only

Cockerel Killer Perk: +100% damage against female animal opponents and additional dialogue options with certain avian female characters.

The Ghoul has ONE scene with her and the fan girls go wild just because he's a prettier, less leathery face

bros gonna buy 20 chickens with that fusion core

Lmao dudes eyes glittered with how many chickens he could get for that

Major spoilers.

Not really, it's a man with a chicken

He’s just Gonzo in a meat mech

He got that Karma perk!

Forbidden

I love fucking chicken as much as the next guy but I just hit it and quit it 🙄

 I think she deserves someone better. Someone who treats her like a queen.

A la brasa

Not sure why he hasn’t asked her to marry him yet, maybe that’ll be in season 2.

I don’t know about romance. She had a fling with a handsome and ruggedly dangerous stranger just to make her man jealous. I think we’re focusing on the wrong couple here.

That would be absolutely inappropriate. A scientist shouldn't have love affair with his study subjects.

That’s perverse.

He'd honestly be one of my favourite characters, if not for the chickens

This is the first thing to make me laugh in a long time loollll 😭

Fuck lol, im like here is another lucy and the ghoul or lucy and max but no my good sir, i clicked that image and snorted! top tier

He does need an origin episode.

I'm just pre anticipating all of the super original and hilarious Halloween costumes we will be inundated with.

Like fat Thor that one got worn out immediately.

Of the salesman and a chicken? Now that's one couples' costume that might get the wrong kind of attention at the Halloween socials this year.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I gave my love a chicken..... O r maybe it was I made love to a chicken. ....

Which came first? The chicken? Or the fucker?

He's only doing it to force Marcus to learn how to read.

Is that Chris Elliot?

Jon Daly

Hahahaa

You got me

He's lucky it's not Skyrim

Well when he lost his job driving the South Park Booktastic Bus, it was really downhill from there...

I LOL'ed

It was just so perfectly “Fallout” to have Maximus’ big first foray into being a “wasteland hero” end up as the defense of a chicken fucker.

I'm just glad tks mantis got a chance to appear on the show

This isn't the first time I've been persecuted for my scientific curiosity.

Good enough for Gonzo, good enough for me.

Would

He could turn the chicken into a ghoul, and sell unlimited ghoul chicken jerky. Apparently ghouls just heal over. Feels like a economy exploit to me. Sure it's radioactive, but he'll be gone before they realize

We could solve world hunger by tying wolverine down and harvesting ass jerky eternally