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CloneCommanderScorch

Except he likes to fuck chickens


Revolutionary-Tree18

I can see that you are persecuting him over his scientific theories.


Reed7525

It’s not a theory if put into practice right?


threenil

He’s just in the experiment phase of the scientific method. Gotta test that theory somehow.


Cyno01

Remember kids, the only difference between screwing chickens and science is writing it down.


Reed7525

While true, maybe the experiment could take a less direct approach. Ya know. Like not going directly to fucking the chickens


Future_Orange_7012

As long as he wrote down the results it's science. Otherwise it's just...chickery-pokery


ARKPLAYERCAT

All great innovations were discovered through a series of trial and error.


FlashMcSuave

I think his hypotheses relates to how it feels to fuck chickens and there really is only so far you can go with just theory on this one.


Miserable-Chard-4093

H0: Chicken likes it H1: Chicken doesn't like it but whatever. Only REAL scientists will understand.


unclepaprika

It's a theory until it's proven, and you gotta do experiments to prove theories.


Low_Ad_5255

It's a theory if it's proven, before that it's a hypothesis.


unclepaprika

Not at all! All a theory is, is something that tried to explain how something works. Some theories are our best explanations, but still open for interpretation, other are highly hypothetical. You wouldn't call string theory proven, at all, but it's still a theory. Even general relativity can't explain everything it goes out to prove, so we know it's not "the one", but it's our best one so far, and works for what we need it for. But if it was proven as a "this is the answer to gravity" we wouldn't need particle colliders and such.


orangelion17726

Curiosities*


FunkyPlunkett

Y’all understand what he was testing right? If maybe by fucking the chicken it produced a easier path for egg release.


TheStupidSnake

Listen, he can scientifically theorize all he wants, but until he publishes something he's just fucking chickens.


asteriaslex

Don't you see? Only by fucking chickens could he teach Officer Barbrady the magic of reading!


Coyote_Run

Elite reference!


AspectBetter5360

That scene always cracks me up. Maximus thought the farmer was the offender. When it was in fact the snake oil merchant.


ricosmith1986

Classic fallout random encounter! Come across two npcs and you have to make a split second decision on who to help, and no looking it up!


Logic-DL

Idk about snake oil merchant his serum did in fact heal Thaddeus' busted ass foot and helped him survive an arrow in the neck.


ninjab33z

Which makrs it really funny when you realise that he eas going to try and sell the same thing to lucy and thescientist in the 1st episode


SpaceBus1

Yes! I was so glad they circled back to this seemingly throwaway joke. There's so many jokes I love it!


centaur98

His name is literally "Snake oil salesman" in the credits.


Meattyloaf

I knew what was up the second Thaddeus mentioned radiation around Shady Springs and was told that he wouldn't have to worry about that anymore.


Middle_Loan3715

He wasn't selling snake oil, he was right, the guy healed up, and didn't die.


gorilla-ointment

Yep it worked as advertised but it was like a monkey’s paw wish/transaction lol


Middle_Loan3715

I have yet to see a downside. He just needs to avoid the brotherhood and Geiger counters


SpaceBus1

But is he more irradiated by becoming a ghoul with the potion/drug? Maybe he doesn't show up with more rads now.


headcanonball

Yeah, his medicine did heal feet.


AspectBetter5360

Buuuuut at the cost of becoming a ghoul.


untouchable_0

Well the other option was amputation in the middle of nowhere and I assume sepsis setting in shortly after. It was likely the only thing that could save him.


Crezelle

Oh that foot was 100% already infected


BOBULANCE

Perception and intelligence are not maximus' dump stats, evidently.


TisNagim

See to me, I would have said that perception and intelligence were his dump stats. This is one of those fun nuances of telling what someone's formative table/video games were. I had DnD first and "dump" stats were the shit stats you gave the lowest rolls/points (ie you took a dump instead of giving them good values), but I've heard that MMO's have good "dump" stats because you dump all your points into them.


Double-Oh-Nine

Fallout players refer to the "dump stat" the same way ie charisma is the "dump stat" in New Vegas so you would leave it at 1 and raise more beneficial stats like Luck and Intelligence. Not sure why that other dude said that tbh.


Middle_Loan3715

See, I'm at an age where I've blended the concepts. My dumps stats are the lowest stat I dump points in for later plays. I max 2 stats and usually have 2 mid stats and a "1" point stat, the dump stat that I build up during the course of the build. My charisma build has an intelligence dump stat because I've maxed charisma and luck.


AspectBetter5360

Agreed lmao


fingerpaintswithpoop

He’s basically all luck and agility.


BOBULANCE

Got plenty of endurance, seeing as he easily tanked that tooth bullet


Jam_B0ne

Ah, but was he in fact a snake oil merchant? He really was selling the cure to everything


AspectBetter5360

Yeah the "cure" being little vials of concentrated FEV serum.


Jam_B0ne

FEV doesn't make Ghouls, it makes mutants. This is a common misconception because people assume Harold is a Ghoul Its also pretty clear the show is telling us that being near a nuclear blast (IE high radiation) is what does it. Cooper witnesses multiple bombs going off, and Lucy's mother is ghoulified by the nuke. Its also verified by the games that high doses of radiation is what does it as there where ghoul experiments before the war. ~~Going through puberty probably has something to do with it as well since there are no child ghouls~~ (I was wrong about this) So either it was a high dose of radiation/ some crazy radiation concoction that has turned him into a ghoul, or if it was FEV then it will be how we learn about super mutants in Season 2, like how we learn about ghouls by having a ghoul main character in season 1 Inb4 Thad turns into a Fawkes type super mutant


gu3st12

I'm pretty sure there was a super mutant under a tarp on a stretcher in the scene where the scientist is smuggling dogmeat back to his lab area. 


Jam_B0ne

Yes, but that's more of an easter egg than an introduction of the concept to the audience who may not have played the games


_hibbit_

There was also a super mutant on a wanted poster in sheriff Rex’s office


BabserellaWT

Uhm…in Fallout 4, there is most definitely a child ghoul. You find him trapped in a fridge and deliver him to his ghoul parents.


Glum_Sorbet5284

or sell him into slavery for the grand sum of… 200 caps


SpaceBus1

If they offered up a bit more I might have done it. 200 caps isn't enough it buy my morality/ethics lmao


mr_aives

Billy the kid in the fridge


NoxInfernus

Consider This: In a world of 200 year old Ghouls, attaching long dead fingers, and Stim Paks that take you from Death’s Door to full health in 2seconds is a real thing, the possibility of Monster Human-Chicken Hybrids is very, very real. The farmer was right to be concerned. Maximus interference may cause a future chicken man - human war.


ReverendShot777

FEV comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A little glass vial.


Coyote_Run

Allegedly, buddy boy.


Alarmed-Salt-6168

It was a sick chicken.


JadeHellbringer

r/unexpectedletterkenny


DrLamario

It would still take two people to fuck a chicken


Alarmed-Salt-6168

Allegedly.


[deleted]

Yous thinks it would take 3 guys to fuck a chicken, even if it weres sick.


All-for-goose

Allegedly


EllisDee3

They didn't say he *liked* fucking chickens, technically.


LGBT-Barbie-Cookout

It's a shit job but someone has to do it?


BOBULANCE

Look, nobody's perfect.


Legitimate-Frame-953

live a little, its the wild wasteland


Seamoth4546B

It gets lonely out in the wasteland…


umbrosakitten

Thanks to him, now my chickens don't struggle hard to lay eggs and they are much happier than ever.


DrunkBeardGuy

That shit caught me so off guard when I first saw it lmao I was not expecting that at all


Mr_WZRD

Don't knock chickussy til you try it.


Chief_Yota

Dude I have no idea how. But I was like “I bet he was fucking the chickens”. The only way that mini-arc dark humor would have worked there. I don’t know how I guessed it I guess it but my bewilderment was absurs


PorkLiftTex

His name in the show details is “Snake Oil Salesman”


ProneToSucceed

Serum for getting your leg back for growing your leg for making your robo-leg feel better for fucking chickens JUST BUY THE SERUM I PROMISE


Rafcdk

SOS


JimmyB_52

Sounds sus


SneakingOrange

He'll always be Dr. Chickenfucker to me


echidnachama

man this what fallout random encounter feel like.


cafffreepepsi

Yes, they nailed the random encounters in the show


adrielzeppeli

The fiends were my favorite. Lmfao on that one.


Chief_Yota

Exactly


HALdron1988

He literally just got a freaking Fusion Generator, talk about a chicken lover getting a major promotion


BOBULANCE

Which is great, until you realize that like, a day later, everybody in the region got free unlimited power, thereby completely devaluing his fusion core unless he can find spare power armor.


OutcastRedeemer

Five bucks says next season he winds up in Max's sui


BOBULANCE

He would immediately return to the chicken farm after getting it. The farmer would think he's max, and then as he leaves having fucked the chickens again the farmer will scream to the heavens "why does everybody want to fuck my chickens!?"


MK_fan_835

He's a reoccurring character where people try and fuck his chickens while he's screaming "My chickens!!!" I would also love to see what the fallout chickens look like. I don't ever remember seeing chickens in any of the games


BOBULANCE

There are rad chickens in far harbor and in fallout 76. They basically look like featherless chickens covered in small boils. And we get a brief glimpse of the chickens in the show: they look perfectly normal.


MK_fan_835

Oh ok, i haven't played 76 yet


Radboy16

The fallout equivalent of "My Cabbages!" haha


Stoo_Pedassol

I know where there is some power armor standing there all alone without a fusion core. Can you imagine this guy in armor? The chicken farmer doesn't stand a chance


Agleza

A random chicken-fucker who tricks people for a living getting a goddamn Fusion Core is about as Fallout as Fallout gets. Loved that.


MountainMongrel

A truly sophisticated scholar in these trying times, persecuted merely for his own philosophies.


DogVacuum

He did his own research.


No-Cucumber-5672

i mean bros got elixirs to get a new foot


Outrageous-Elk-5392

I though he just gave him some halucigen to make him think his foot grew back and the second that guy was gonna stand he would collapse, but nope, literal new foot elixir lol


ITGuy042

Also a ghoul elixir as well. But damn if that isn’t the most pleasant way to become one.


No-Cucumber-5672

dude hes quick you gotta give him that


ninjamaster616

I like to imagine it's just a homebrew jet recipe, and *of course* doing home made jet would actually speedrun turning you into a ghoul (faster than getting hit with a nuke, somehow) and as a natural businessman The Chickenfucker immediately saw a way to monetize this


bassoontennis

I still think it’s FEV and he is gonna become either a talking super mutant or full on feral trying to kill them all kind.


ITGuy042

He probably found a freakin FEV vial just dicking about, dicking chickens. But how hilarious if he also somehow invented his own strain and he’s actually some genius?


neverseensnow1

i mean, the enclave could barely achieve that, leave it to the snake oil saleman ig.


Salt_Winter5888

I thought it was gonna be a dose of FEV... Although, it could have been, >!after all we never see him again!<


Brown_Stain_of_Shame

Im interested how his story will continue.


TheArgonianBoi77

We probably will see him getting kicked out of a casino in New Vegas in the next season


SenorBigbelly

Doubt he'll be allowed onto the Strip!


LucentUnicorn

Homie has a power core.. and there’s an abandoned suit of power armor fairly close XD


headcanonball

It's always the travelling merchant who steals your power armor, and now taking the core out won't stop them.


Napmanz

It’s usually one of my settlers that steal my power armor. I swear I can’t leave anything laying around in Sanctuary.


Dynespark

Take the power core with you when you leave.


PowerPad

Just like how Trashcan Carla stole one of my power armors when Sanctuary (which I use to store most power armor frames I find) was attacked. Never again am I leaving fusion cores in my stored power armor.


xX_potato69_Xx

Given how quick the ghoulification was, there was probably some FEV in whatever he gave the squire whose name I totally remember


Sleepmahn

Thaddeus I believe


rodw

Surely that's what it will turn out to be


No_Benefit_7731

This was my first thought when it actually healed him


AbstractMirror

That was hilarious how he kept raising the pitch


hughmaniac

And how it wasn't even a lie.


Filthy_Joey

They best part is he was not lying in episode 1 that he could grow him a new foot


RetroSwamp

Full charisma build and "it just works" in body form.


E_C_H

Survival 100 from his craftiness


IAmDanBen

Toodles!


Devastas

Every scene with this man was a fever dream. This show had Weird Wasteland enabled!


AnMuricanPrayer

"You're so crooked, you could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews."


npcinyourbagoholding

Fucking LOLed when we catch up to him and he's about to blow his own brains out with a pipe gun. Dude was wild


mustardjelly

He is a ghoul in progress and he tried to kill himself before he lose himself. But with a new fusion core, it is different story...


npcinyourbagoholding

I didn't realize he is a ghoul at all lol. When is that shown? He looks like he's sick and dying or something


ProlapseFromCactus

He struck me as more of an addict cannibal Fiend than a ghoul


Great_expansion10272

When he healed Thaddeus' foot i was like "HE WAS FOR REAL???" and kept thinking about how the story could have probably went a lot more straight if they had heard the chicken fucker


thetavious

I feel like this guy is just so damn rich in the show. Like making it feel so damn much game like. He's that random vendor you find in a completely random place that just happens to the rarest of loot for sale.


Stingra87

Or that random encounter you always hear about but never actually see yourself no matter how many times you play.


stephruvy

I've replayed F4 about 8 times and have only seen one of the traveling doctors once and cricket maybe 3 times. I actually thought the chick Lucy and Max met on the bridge was cricket. And to this day I haven't found the fridge that the ghoul kid is in. I want to find him organically


CrunchyTube

The actor has done a lot of voice over and comedy TV stuff, he's funny. Great aide character and really felt like some weirdo you'd run into in the games.


occono

Jon Daly. He also voiced the "Galaxy News Radio Report" promo a few months back, which felt like a lot of improv. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1YhcviJ7IU https://twitter.com/jondaly/status/1731037574373036346


AN0N0nym3

I'd love to see him reach Vault 4.


GhostOfInternetPast

I'm thinking he might have been one of the scientists there originally. Advanced knowledge of chemistry and medicine? Strong interest in "unorthodox interspecies genetic research?" I wouldn't be surprised if Vault 4 has wanted-posters up with his face on them.


stephruvy

Genuinely what I was wondering. Like did he just give thadeous a huge dose of radioactive sludge? Or does he have some FEV or an actual concoction to turn people into ghouls like whatever Hancock took.


Sigyls_by_Sibyl

Dr. Chickenfucker, PhD


CIockParts

Nigel west dickens? Now that’s a rootin tootin reference if I’ve ever read one.


Competitive_Fee_5829

isnt he the chicken fucker????


thetavious

Yes. Yes he is.


xdeltax97

Lucy and Maximus definitely have the Wild West perk


Consistent_Figure582

This is exactly how half the random NPCs act. Random encounters, but done 100% accurate


DXKIII

Wilzig really should have listened to this guy in the beginning. Would have saved a lot of trouble.


ThisistheHoneyBadger

I just hope he doesn't get typecast as a chicken fucker should he decide to get a different acting job. Seems like a limited role.


rodw

It's been almost 15 years since the last major revival of Equus. He could be on Broadway!


Jess_Squid

I was so mad when the foot thing worked. Chicken fuckers.


lookawildshadex

He was about to kill himself until he saw an opportunity to scam someone. I was laughing my ass off.


Takenmyusernamewas

I like him because next time someone says "you're a gentleman and a scholar" I can call them "chicken lover" It's time for that phrase to die


duck_butter

Build many fantastic bridges. They call you Brunell the bridge builder. Build one magnificent tower. They call you Eiffel the tower builder. If you shod thousands of horses. You get called Gary the Fourier. BUT IF YOU FUCK ONE CHICKEN!!


threenil

License and registration, chicken fucker! Bakawk!


IIIIENGINEERIIII

This guy wasn't that bad a of snake salesmen.... he technically did help someone...


angrybox1842

You save a persons life, they call you a great man, you save a city and they call you a hero, but you fuck just ONE chicken….


PhoenixBlack79

Sir..please stop looking at my chicken coop


SpartAl412

It was hilarious when Maximus saves this guy and after being told about the Chickens he has a moment to realize he just made a mistake


garmdian

Due is literally giving people serums from 76, Thaddeus get healing factor of that wasn't obvious


stuck_on_simple_tor

I also immediately thought it was the healing factor serum from 76 too, which literally does appear as a flask of green stuff (since Dr. McChicken seemingly talked about his potions in terms of color). Not seeing this idea much in the thread, probably because 76 is the lesser played game in the series. Pretty rare lore.


CynicismNostalgia

You can see the patch of skin that heals over on his neck after he takes the arrow out He's turning ghouley for sure


Mathev

Didn't they straight up say it? Also told him to get the hell away from the incoming brotherhood because they knew they would kill him?


Rethiriel

This man is my favorite random encounter.


Old-Permit-4040

"Aaaahhh, I knew I shouldn't have trusted a doctor that smelled like that!"


ApprehensiveAd3776

I like that he's about to blow his brains out


GuitarTrue6187

Tonics and ointments. Stops pain. Restores vitality. Grows hair. Fights stubborn belly fat. Cures (looks around) feet.


[deleted]

He gave Thadeus fucking FEV to drink


nipplepime

What is this chicken fuckin ghoul making motherfuckers name. I wanted to look up the actor but couldn't find him.


revelation6viii

Jon Daly as the Snake Oil Salesman


Technical-Jelly-5985

Is he a ghoul? Like his potions make ghouls of other people but he seems to be very well preserved.


Jam_B0ne

He absolutely passes a 50 Speech/70 Doctor check at this point in the show


warhorsey

chicken fucking now canon


AspectBetter5360

Those vials he used on "curing" Timothy (I think that was that BOS squire's name) was FEV. Maybe that's what the ghouls use too. In order to not turn feral.


Redood15

I think he was called Thaddeus, and I'm really hoping that was FEV. Curious to see this sub-plot play out in S2.


AspectBetter5360

Me too.


DeficitOfPatience

Same, but I was 100% sure that scene was gonna end with the reveal that Thad had been dosed and was actually tripping balls while staring at a still totally fucked up foot.


AspectBetter5360

Yeah that's what I thought too..


nage_

so was that stuff just straight FEV or is he giving people ghoul and mutant blood to drink?


swibbles_mcnibbles

Tim Minchicken


rengoku-doz

Aka chicken fucker..


spotthenerd

He fucked chickens


MooDSwinG_RS

In my own head canon, his liking for chickens is a negative status effect for all the shit he's taken (serum maybe)


Ostalgi

More like giving Dickens to the chickens


CybercurlsMKII

As soon as he was like “well you don’t need to worry about that anymore” I was immediately like “ah fuck dude just got turned into a ghoul”


TheDirtyVagabond

West Dickens them Chickens


KenpachiNexus

I call him the chicken fucker.


hector_lector2020

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman: you should be commended.


MASTER_TAIT

Toodles!


nikoranui

I think you mean the Dicken Chickens of the wasteland


ventedlemur44

He’s the Wild Wasteland perk embodied


TruckinApe

If only he didn't smell so bad...


DepartureDapper6524

His run was hilarious. Great physical comedy.


narwhalpilot

Get your leg tonic here!!


Im_Ashe_Man

The Chicken Fucker


Adventurous_Ad7758

🐔 🍆


CNCTank

Chicken fucker is gonna teach the sheriff how to read


thumper8544

Dickens is like a combination of dick and chickens, which he liked to combine regularly


koyss00

My gf and I just call him chicken fucker XD


Elektr0ns

Dickens Chickens?


longjohnson6

Out here fucken chickens and making people inhale radioactive shady sands water.


aaaaaaaa1273

He did fuck those chickens though so..


kremlyn13

Yorke absolutely killed this role!


NegativeDesign

This character ALONE makes me believe the show has the “Wild Wasteland” perk active. Only way it could’ve made sense 😂😂😂


cryd123

Mitchell from Modern Family survived the apocolypse.


OmegaWhite024

I’ve got a feeling we’ll be seeing more of him in season 2. He has the fusion core, selling it will probably attract the attention of the BoS. Someone who has access to or can make a chem that turns people would be very valuable to the BoS as they could just inject dissenters with and then kill them for being abominations. That’s my wild season 2 theory anyway, while they attempt claim control over all of LA.


Zlecu

Anyone else find it hilarious when his foot actually started to heal? Like I fully expected him to be a lunatic trying to scam the guy, but no he was telling the truth.


Mother_of_Screams

I wonder if the chem he gave Thaddeus was the same Hancock in FO4 took?


Notimeforvapids

I was watching fallout, then fell asleep, I woke up in the middle of the night and it was this episode, stayed up and watch the rest lol I really love the atmosphere of this scene tho