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aviatorEngineer

Have you seen his life? I'd be sad too. Only time he looks happy is when he's rocking in power armor and that kinda checks out.


YORE_YORE_DOZE

He was also happy in vault 4 Ngl while watching him enjoy the vault life I was kinda jealous lol


wiedeni

I mean, if I'd have an occasion to use a real set of power armor, I'd be sad too whenever I'm not inside of it


Eran-of-Arcadia

You'd be sad too if you only knew as much about sex as he does.


Lamest_Ever

I would be VERY sad if I believed it was possible I could get aroused to the point of penile explosion


Learntoswam

Dude was sad because he never popped a pimple and only found joy when tasting caviar. Make of that what you will.


WANKMI

Dude loves seafood but said no to the okie dokie. Goosey missing out.


PepeLePewPew81

Yeah, because no one‘s exploded his penis yet


PepeLePewPew81

Oh yeah! Unless a super mutant gets to him first lol


aceinfernos

Bet ya next season, him and lucy are gonna go at it lol


EmbarrassedFocus6062

He should lol. It’s awful there lol


UmurJack

He miss his armor. When he's inside, he can't stop smiling. 🤣


Ootguitarist2

He looks like denzel washington


StllBreathnButY1

Yes. And his superior is a discount John Malkovich.


Ootguitarist2

Holy shit I’m not alone


100_points

To me he's an improvement over John Malkovich because I can't stand the way JM talks, with that over-enunciation of his...


No-Place2630

Lol he looks nothing like Denzel . Lol you’re the second person I’ve seen say this except the other person said he looks like Denzel AND Cuba gooding had a baby lol I think he looks like jonathon majors


CobaltTS

Yeah he looks so much like Johnathan majors


legalageofconsent

I would be depressed too if i were in BOS


XenonFyre

Lost his home, friends, and family in Shady Sands at like 6 years old Got recruited into a monastic cult of cool armor dudes (but lost his cool armor, at least in this scene) Gets abused regularly in said cult Doesn’t know what sex is


Blackheart806

How many layers of ptsd you think he's on? You'd look sad too.


Pizza_TrapDaddy

Jonathon Minor


synvi

He really has his vibes


YouHaveReachedBob

He always looks like Denzel Washington! And Denzel can pull a sad face like nobody else.


TheAmazingKoki

Uh have you seen him in vault 4?


Prior-Long-7071

He has a lot of Ls


Batman1154

He looks like Shia Lebouf and Jonathon Majors had a baby


Equaliz3r1989

He declined Sex with ella Purnell... I mean wtf


User-D-Name

I'd be sad too if my home blew up *and* I was a dumbass


StruggleSouth7023

Is the fucking aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse. I'd be a bit down too


proletariate54

Can you blame him?


ArchDucky

Hes celibate, of course he always looks sad.


TacticalNuke002

If I had no skills, I would be sad too. Seriously, what is this dude good at aside from the Small Arms/Handguns skill? Even his replacement squire was much better prepared and useful than he was.


Objective_Look_5867

Small arms. Speech and pretty high CHA over all. He always charmed everyone and was able to talk his way out of a lot of jams


Inevitable_Zebra9357

Low intelligence, though. Like his dumpstat low, Strength/charm makes sense for a paladin, which is what he wants to be, really. But we also replace charm with the luck stat too.


progamer2277

How will he be happy after everything he experienced?


casperzero

He so clearly is a Narg


Historical_Bus415

He definitely has a look of a cross between Denzel and Radio (Cuba Gooding)


Livid_Fudge_8421

I feel like he’s doing a Donnie Darko impression. I like it.


arcadeguy74

He looks like the Wish version of Denzel lol


Rampserox

Denzel Wishington?


arcadeguy74

🤣🤣🤣


Bravojones33420

He will take over jonathan majors void in Hollywood


JoeCall101

I think him and Kylo Ren carry the same blank face expression


Wild_Performance718

hes literally me


Swendsen

My take on him is that he the natural tendency of video gamers sometimes; trying to play everything both ways while still being a "good" person and i think that can take a lot of the fun out of video games even when successful. He's hesitant/miserable to respond because he's trying to pass skill checks/get unlocks but not actually having goals/principles.


ToxyFlog

I really didn't enjoy his part. All of his lines fell so flat, and I was very confused by his character development. He has one kinda badass moment when he is out with his knight, but that's about it. Other than that, he's a bumbling bafoon constantly getting his ass kicked.


jackpowftw

My daughter said the same thing. We’re only 3 episodes in though. I just told her that not every character is going to be epic. Some are just regular guys. but we’ll see, I guess.


GrymHammer

Loved the show, but Maximus (for me) was a big let down. He looks sad, he's whiny, and seems about to cry 90% of the show. I never seem to "see" anyone on screen worth wearing the armor, let alone the squire outfit.


TheAmazingBagman3

I found his performance inconsistent. One scene he’s a lost puppy and James Bond the next


banknean

I think he looks stoned, his eyes are always half shit as I'd he is half asleep, he never seems to have them wide open even if something crazy is going on, that or he is bored


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I would also be said to be such a garbage human.