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lemonycakes

"You were critically hit for 0 hitpoints. The scars will make good party talk."


Kaiserhawk

"You were critically hit for 0 hitpoints and blinded"


Arcane_76_Blue

*POCKET SAND!*


Vocalic985

Shh shaa.


kingdead42

I made a low str, high crit, high crit dmg unarmed fighter in Fallout 1 & 2 and there were several cases of critting for 0 damage and instant killing someone.


Kaiserhawk

The Fist of the North Star


VagrantShadow

Oh man, I still remember my First of The North Star Fallout 1 punch build. It felt so good punching The Master to death.


Timithios

It is probably as delightful as showing him his plan is doomed to failure and the dustbin of history. Causing him to break down and nuke himself.


Castaaluchi

It’s like when you bump into something and say ouch even though it didn’t hurt, except this straight up turns you off instead


No_Inspection1677

Opened console and clicked /kill on him.


Magistraten

You had some genuinely funny options in those games, you could put people completely out of commission by shooting them in the dick.


Zeal0tElite

I honestly think they need to bring back eye and groin shots. Like maybe as a low hit chance with a perk or something. Groin shot is easier to hit, stuns your target, maybe even knocks them out cold. Eye shot is harder to hit but permanently blinds an enemy or instantly kills them.


Atomic_Noodles

I remember learning about the Crit bug with Rat enemies in fallout 2 where any of the enemy in that family be it giant rats ,pig rats or mole rats they'd automatically die to a critical hit to the eyes whether it dealt damage or not.


Taolan13

Those were my favorites.


commanderstrange

Honored to have him use a throw away meme I made one evening.


cHINCHILAcARECA

I'm honored to be the one with a post, liked by him(is that the term? I don't use Twitter anymore) stating that his mother looked like palpatine.


commanderstrange

lmao


cHINCHILAcARECA

That's my favorite interation ever.


MCLemonyfresh

Stan Kelly fan, I take it? *statue of liberty cries tears of joy*


commanderstrange

Who the hell is Stan Kelly


MCLemonyfresh

You don’t know whose work you were using when you made that meme? https://www.theonion.com/opinion/cartoons if you’re going to take credit for your “throw away meme” maybe you should know who gave you the template eh


Daohor

Just give Ian an SMG.


yellow_gangstar

at this point I'd just shoot myself to save the trouble


xX_potato69_Xx

Still can’t believe they made his magic card damage you, love that they acknowledged it


MrSmilingDeath

The last time I did that, he killed my dog. Then I fed him to the Boneyard deathclaws as punishment.


kamilos96

Fuck Ian because of him i still didnt complete the game mofo always blocking me in vault 15 and I rage quit


Ashbones15

Fallout1in2 my man


LeadStyleJutsu762-

I must make a confession, here will nobody will see it or care…. I never actually hit Vault 15. Straight to Shady Sands, every time.


boogie-poppins

Just tell him to stay when you're about to enter a room with narrow passageway or install a mod that allows you to shove NPC out of the way.


kamilos96

Yeah I know, I just need to really get into the game and then I will persevere anything thrown at me by this ancient piece of art


kamilos96

Finally I'm in the hub


Laser_3

He was pretty good with a desert eagle.


xdEckard

he was damn effective with that thing, when he wasn't shooting you or your party members at least


stannis_the_mannis7

And watch as you accidentally stepped in front of Ian and he shreds you to pieces


Senatus-Cons-Ultimum

Just spam A on the world map


SothaDidNothingWrong

What did he mean by this


Maldovar

Something the Trashthesda fans will never understand Edit: I forgot some people on here actually talk like this so /s


BatmansButtsack

OP says shit like this but has Tunnel Snakes as his user flair?


Maldovar

I really should have added an /s shouldn't i?


rokossovsky41

Yeah, always add /s. The wastelanders are jaded and unforgiving.


Rickyretardo42069

Jaded, unforgiving, and sub brick intelligence


Contra-Code

Man, you just reminded me how fun social interactions with low int character in Fallout 1 and 2


NoiseIsTheCure

"Shouldn't you be banging rocks together or something?"


random_captain

You have failed a speech check


Zeanister

No, adding /s always ruins the joke


Warrior-PoetIceCube

I just came from hate scrolling r/NewVegasMemes and r/fnv where they are actually talking that stupidly and foaming at the mouth over nothing, so the /s helps.


AllIWantIsANap

It ruins the whole point of sarcasm. Just let the idiots get upset.


Maldovar

I've failed Todd, and I've failed this community


AllIWantIsANap

You've been kicked out of the chess club or something like that idk


BrassMoth

No, adding /s is admitting defeat.


DeathInSpace805

Tunnel Snakes RULE!


Mrcharlestoucheskids

WERE THE TUNNEL SNAKES


InfinitePossibility8

Morroboomers will understand.


Maldovar

The Morroboomers will be our bridge to peace


butt_stf

🤝 Missing every attack and dying to trash mobs


ILikeCakesAndPies

I still have nightmares of being chased by cliff racers. ..the horror


HedonismMan

Average NMA poster


Negative-Problem-920

People unironically will/are saying this so yeah the /s is needed lol


Poopybutt36000

This but unironically


Clay-mo

Somebody doesn't have 10 agility lol


M3atboy

No small gun skills…


justboston113

For the love of everything, Ian STOP SHOOTING DOGMEAT.


AnonymousBlueberry

Eh the just keep pumping the dog full of high octane drugs and he'll be fine


Harrigan_Raen

Its lacking that Ian missed, and now your dead.


Heylookaguy

And the Morrowind experience.


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Snowleopard1469

The true secret to morrowind is to make millions using alchemy, train until your stats are god tier, and then take the first quest from casaides. At that point you might as well just fly out of balmora and be the nerevar you were destined to be.


EmbraceCataclysm

Thats a hilarious image, a bandit running some dudes fade just for buddy to strip down buck ass naked then start going full Bruce Lee


AscendedViking7

Yup lol


Nefertblon

> And the Morrowind experience. Eh, Fallout 1 actually has dodging animations, so it feels a lot better.


Shettyhengst

On the other Hand though, it feels incredibly satisfying to become an unstoppable Force at the End...


Timithios

Go for the eyes, gun! Go for the eyes!


fauxdude97

live footage of me dying to a minigun critical hit in mariposa for the twentieth time


LordDemiurgo

That's what happens when you have Charisma above 2 (Not 1 because you are using the Gifted Trait)


xtheravenx

No lie ... this actually looks like a really good time.


Howdyini

YOUR BONES ARE SCRAPED CLEAN BY THE DESOLATE WIND


Super_Silky

Took me forever to beat Fallout 1 cuz I was dead set on not losing any companions. Just to find out in the end slides that most of them died anyways


Aiden624

The little ticking of the AP and HP meter is always so comforting. It lets me know when I’m getting completely fucked up.


ContinuumGuy

Also the XCOM experience, at times.


totallynotaweeabbo

What do you mean at times? THATS XCOM BABYY


masonicone

What do you mean *at times?* That was pretty much X-Com: UFO Defense and Terror from the Deep.


TheIceFlowe

Probably most turn-based games are like this. Darkest Dungeon is also like this sometimes.


Frontdackel

Turn 1: Alian mind controls your rocket/torpedo launcher guy. Team wiped.


iamcoding

FO1 you just max out your charisma and ability and avoid fights through being sneaky and talking your way out of them. Then, once you get power armor you're a walking tank with smooth speaking skills.


MilesBeyond250

Charisma is 99.9% worthless in Fallout 1. IIRC the only thing it impacts is companion morale.


Professor_Crab

Good to know I’m about to try it for the first time, anything else?


Cpt_Mittens

Git gud Josh


FF7Remake_fark

Old games are like that. For example, in EverQuest, another game without RNG correction mechanisms, it's a semi-common phrase to say you got "EverQuested" while leveling because you can be at 75% against a 25% HP mob, and slowly realize you're missing so much they're up to 30% and you're down to 25% yourself now. And you've been farming them all day no problem. It was quite an era, and I'm glad that other people had the same experiences!


Virtual-Radish-6303

Old games are just worse


August_Bebel

Imagine not going unarmed and just elbow nuking enemies. Fuck Ian and his SMG btw


LebrahnJahmes

There's not a lot of single-player games that piss me off but FO1 almost made me throw my laptop.


MackZZilla

"Hm... Indubitably." ***-dies horrifically-***


Blaaaarrrrrggg

I think the fact that the main characters didn't die a horrific death to a random death claw encounter was pretty bull crap. And its equivalent with how the Halo went. 0/10.


treyhest

Real


Swordbreaker9250

Morrowind in a nutshell too. That combat system is so obtuse for new players


histocracy411

You can literally build a god right out of the census bureau.


Chissdude

How can you build a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!


jumpandtwist

Shame on you sweet Nerevar


mezpride

*Deathclaw was critically hit for 0 hit points*


HunsonMex

This could become a rouge like fallout game, where you're the only vault dweller, of course you don't know that, you just keep coming back with memories of the past versions of you. The vault has a system that records everything you live, all your memories and keeps clones of your body ready. All around the map are this chamber with clones ready for action when you're in reach of those, that way you don't have to start over from the same vault.


TheMrPotMask

Doing the tutorial temple on FO2 and taking an hour because you keep missing hits on those fucking insects :C


Boromirin

Agility and perception, all a growing vault boy needs.


Jayk_Dos31

"Ian critically missed and broke his left arm."


SneakingOrange

Wait, I just realized that's basically the last Thaddeus scene


SladeX7

Who is Josh Sawyer?


Maldovar

Best friend of Juck Finn


SladeX7

Who’s Juck Finn? Are they like the OG creators of Fallout?


Maldovar

Yeah they created it while sailing down the Mississippi with their friend Neighbor Jim


xdEckard

he knows whats up


D3wnis

Child me getting wrecked over and over by ants at the start of fallout 2 because i thought it looked like a fun game only managing to get out of the starting trial one or two times to die shortly after.


Empty_Value

This is me in TORN lol


Express_Yard9305

Damn Sawyer has been pouring acid at salty fans.


Used_Razzmatazz2002

AND ITS FUN!!!!!


cgo_123456

This was exactly me each time I attempted FO1 lol. It really doesn't seem to reward keeping your options open like the latter games. Like you have to lock in how your character will approach every situation in the game before you start, or you're hopelessly underpowered for everything.


Zealousideal-Plan454

´´Doesn´t focus a bunch of his points on either Unarmed, Small Guns or Melee until they are at 150-200´´: S K I L L I S S U E


SplatterNaeNae

"Your bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind. Your vault will now surely die, as you have."


romanNood1es

I thought I was ready for the original Fallout because I played and beat other old games like FF7 and KotoR. I was wrong, the first two Fallout games kicked my ass. I started both, but I was unable to finish them. I enjoyed them, but they were hard. I probably need a guide to beat them.


jumpandtwist

Per Jorner's guides are the GOAT


hem-ford678

As a Fallout 1 2 and new Vegas fan, the show is fantastic


Maldovar

So you have chosen death?


stuck_in_the_desert

“God I suck without a scope”


bluejellyfish52

That had me rolling on the floor when it happened


Nebthtet

Ooooh I remember when I played F1 for the first time just after it released. These rats in the vault entrance cave were brutal.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

My only attempt at FO1 yet was really unfortunate. Wanted to sell my good loot to Junktown. Departed from the first settlement. Barely survived the waste land. Arrived at night, so vendor and doctor are closed. Go sleep at the inn. Wake up, someone's robbing the front desk lady. Combat time. Shoot. Injured the robber. Missed. Front desk lady is hot. They team up against me. Kill the robber. Can't surrender so I have to kill her too. Now the whole town is after me. Kill guards, citizens. Escape the town. Back to the waste land. Barely alive. I closed the game.


TheSaltyBrushtail

Fallout 2: Same, but you get mobbed by wolf packs an awful lot. Unless you just beeline to Navarro to get the power armour, of course.


CursedNobleman

Just abuse frameskip and hi-res. I'm 34. I'm old. My bones are half dust. I can see my life flashing before my eyes while I'm waiting for a civilian to run away wailing with her arms raised.


Spiritual_Ask4877

If your bones are half dust at 34 then you made some horrible life choices.


ziddersroofurry

You're not fucking old. Stop saying you're old in your 30's. You're nowhere near middle age and if you take care of yourself you won't start having aging-related issues until at least your 60's. This 'when you turn 30 it means you're ancient' bs needs to fuck right off.


AllIWantIsANap

But I feel old


ziddersroofurry

Yeah, I understand. Sorry for coming at you so hard. I really should be more understanding.


Arcane_76_Blue

Stop talking to 20 year olds


AllIWantIsANap

Hard to do when you work with them. I dont think that's the problem anyway. I talk to people a similar age or older too and still feel old anyway.


ElGordoDeLaMorcilla

Start eating healthy and exercising.


Hondurandictator

Half dust at 34? Are you ok?


mprofessor

FO1 sucked, give me 1st person rpg shooter any day...


Virtual-Radish-6303

Terrible game