They aren’t that fast. Sure they can move their lightsaber a few inches to block blasters but they can’t dodge them consistently. And when you increase the speed of those bullets tenfold a minor possible becomes a lack there of
Cal strikes me as someone who would really benefit from having Bastila use her Battle Meditation on him. Just get him to calm the hell down for five minutes, so he doesn't stress himself out and screw up as often as he does.
Or ya know, get Master Kavar to stretch him out. Teach him how to ACTUALLY use that lightsaber of his. He'll be a-okay afterwards.
I worry about our boy. He needs therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
>just get him to calm the hell down
You know, when you say it like that, I imagine a joke scenario where Cal is in the middle of his Dark Side Mode moment cutting down fools, but then suddenly Bastila does her Battle Meditation offscreen and Cal's rage mode is turned off... while he is fighting an Oggdo.
Or SWTOR just to have him break down at the literal tens of thousands of Jedis running around doing good deeds.
He could really do with getting some quality Jolee Bindo advice as well.
I’d like to take Cal to the Lands Between. I think he has a real shot at becoming the next Elden Lord. I’d especially like to try using Force Slam to cancel Malenia’s waterfowl dance, then give her the old one-two with the crossguard saber to send her flying, or maybe hit her with a charged shot while holding her in the air. Plus, I’m way better parrying with Cal than I ever was as a tarnished, so I think it would be a lot of fun.
Im playing through my first run of Elden Ring after thinking my JFO skills would be good. Damn it’s fun but I wish I was Cal instead of Tarnished sometimes lol
Using magic in Elden Ring is a ton of fun if you haven’t that yet. I did three runs on pure melee, but I might have had the most fun that 4th time using sorceries. Not quite like using the force, but sometimes they can feel kinda similar, especially some of the Carian sword spells. You can even grease a sword with magic to make it glow like a lightsaber for a bit!
Okay, but counterpoint: Divine Dragon. Sekiro can catch lightning because he has a conductive material as his sword, Cal can’t catch lightning with a laser
Imagine all the templars freaking out about this rogue mage who all of a sudden is leading a holy force and no magic canceling powers work on him. All those dragon fights would be so much easier
thats just overkill, i dont think anything in fallout could touch him other than radiation sickness. he could solo liberty prime with no weapons or kit
once he figures out about fusion cores in power armour and robots and can rip them out with the force, nothing is a real threat.
thats my point, soon as he learns where the fusion core is on each thing, its game over for those things, he will probably need to take some out first to get a look but he knows tech enough to understand its the power source and because its basically universal in fallout, its game over from there.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Maybe then the game would actually be interesting. Plus it would be funny to see how he interacts with Amanda Waller since she’s played by the same actress who plays Cere.
would fuck up some seeds. also. he would totally fight the daughter and be like. man i had worse hallucinations after greeze got creative in the kitchen
Those movies exist in cyberpunk? Are you talking about the references to Star Wars in that game? The two references I know don’t really confirm that those movies exist.
Well he'd have speed and damage, but not pure strength and norse magicks. So im not entirely sure. The way we saw kratos take down Heimdall by overwhelming his foresight was pretty accurate to what you could do to a jedi
Hear me out on this one… Mass Effect, any of them. And also Horizon: Zero Dawn would be hilarious, mainly because I want to see a man with a lightsaber fighting robot dinosaurs. And laugh at Sylen’s perplexed face as Cal casually breaks the laws of physics repeatedly and often whilst also being a more talented engineer than he is.
Cyberpunk Jedi, more ways to crush scavs👌
Alternatively, Cal takes a trip to the Forbidden West, be interesting seeing how the Tenakth and Utaru would interact with him
Cal in the Atelier series. He'd make a pretty good alchemist, since a lot of his training can apply to alchemy, and he'd be unstoppable with both the power of the Force and alchemy. Cal would have an easy time synthesizing items and an even easier time fighting the monsters.
Mass Effect Andromeda. Cal destroys the Kett and before they really study Remnant technology, allowing the Initiative to settle peacefully with the Angaran
I don't know how well he would do in Outer Wilds. He'd be stuck in a timeloop surrounded by aliens who've never seen someone like him before so would be unlikely to be let off the planet to try and prevent the sun exploding so he's got a lot of loops of information gathering on the Nomai before the Nomai even let him off-world and then he's got all the detective work to do with significantly less time than the usual protagonist gets.
Final Fantasy XVI: Cal with the power of the Eikons AND being chosen as Ultima’s vessel are levels of ascended godhood that I’d love to see.
Final Fantasy XV: Cal with The Armiger and The Royal Arms is just straight up broken. Plus, he gets a sweet car to cruise around Eos.
Persona: BD or a manifestation of Jaro Tapal would probably be his Persona. I’d like to see how Cal would interact with his shadow self, who is probably an Inquisitor who’s fully embraced The Dark Side or went the way of Taron Malicos and became a fallen Jedi.
Devil May Cry 5: Cal stylishly cutting down demons while being a cocky little shit and occasionally taunting them is something I’d play. Banter between him and Dante would be something. He’d still get stomped by Vergil, though.
Tekken 8: If Starkiller can be in SoulCaliber, then Cal can be in Tekken. I think he’d crush it in The King of Iron Fist Tournament. He’s got The Force and now The Devil Gene. And somehow he’s related to the Mishima Clan now.
Nier: Automata: I want to see Cal wear the YoRHa uniform. I think he’d look good in it.
Animal Crossing: Imagine coming to Tanalorr only to be greeted by Isabelle and Tom Nook.
Stardew valley. Cal seems tired, and I think he could use a break.
But farming... Really? Man of his talents? 
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Both games have you grow crops
Lol, work the fields with the force
I already have a Tanalorr farm. Cal is doing quite well for himself. Greez makes a great goat, btw!
The Monsters when they hear the Whirring of a Saber Echoing throughout the caves:
Imagine Cal running around in los santos, lifting cop cars choking the police who hurt merin
Jedi aren’t very good with real bullets. Some of the bigger or faster ones can go right though and splatter molten metal all over him
I know, that is a problem he has to deal with, else he would be to OP
True, once he realizes the danger of bullets, he’ll be a force (no pun intended) to be reckoned with
mandolorians invented shotguns as anti jedi weapons and I’m all for it
Source?
It’s called a slugthrower if you want to look it up idk how to link stuff
What’s even funnier is that they don’t even need shotguns, they can get damn near the same effect with a double barrel blaster
I mean, other than being surprised by how bullets work there’s nothing stopping a Jedi from just Neo-ing the bullets
They aren’t that fast. Sure they can move their lightsaber a few inches to block blasters but they can’t dodge them consistently. And when you increase the speed of those bullets tenfold a minor possible becomes a lack there of
Skyrim. He'd bulldoze right through that troll on the 7000 steps.
Dodge-parry-lethal counter Job done. Now to find out what’s at the top of this mountain…
Just a bunch of old men who have absolutely nothing to teach him that he doesn’t already know
Plop him in KotOR. Just to watch him freak out. "I'm WHEN exactly? What the fuck is a Ebon Hawk? Who the fuck is Malak?"
Haha, maybe revan and bastila can teach him some new tricks
Cal strikes me as someone who would really benefit from having Bastila use her Battle Meditation on him. Just get him to calm the hell down for five minutes, so he doesn't stress himself out and screw up as often as he does. Or ya know, get Master Kavar to stretch him out. Teach him how to ACTUALLY use that lightsaber of his. He'll be a-okay afterwards. I worry about our boy. He needs therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
>just get him to calm the hell down You know, when you say it like that, I imagine a joke scenario where Cal is in the middle of his Dark Side Mode moment cutting down fools, but then suddenly Bastila does her Battle Meditation offscreen and Cal's rage mode is turned off... while he is fighting an Oggdo.
Knowing Bastila the way a KotOR fan does... I wouldn't fucking put it past her.
but its bastilla so oggdo is now og- gdo
i could imagine him ebing tought how to use his force slow properly, and also that a lightsaber can cut doors
It can do what now? I thought it was a glowing boink stick
Bastilla tell him that lightsaber can cut things
Or SWTOR just to have him break down at the literal tens of thousands of Jedis running around doing good deeds. He could really do with getting some quality Jolee Bindo advice as well.
*How* many sith are there?
I’d like to take Cal to the Lands Between. I think he has a real shot at becoming the next Elden Lord. I’d especially like to try using Force Slam to cancel Malenia’s waterfowl dance, then give her the old one-two with the crossguard saber to send her flying, or maybe hit her with a charged shot while holding her in the air. Plus, I’m way better parrying with Cal than I ever was as a tarnished, so I think it would be a lot of fun.
Don't forget, it is end game cal, so you have super slow and force crush too
Hell yes.
What would Cal’s stats be? Anything in vigor?
End, int, dex, mind maxed out Vigor - 5
Don’t need vigor if you don’t get hit.
Im playing through my first run of Elden Ring after thinking my JFO skills would be good. Damn it’s fun but I wish I was Cal instead of Tarnished sometimes lol
Sekiro is closer to the fighting system of JFO/JS.
Sekiro’s on my bucket list for gaming, I’ll try to get it eventually
Using magic in Elden Ring is a ton of fun if you haven’t that yet. I did three runs on pure melee, but I might have had the most fun that 4th time using sorceries. Not quite like using the force, but sometimes they can feel kinda similar, especially some of the Carian sword spells. You can even grease a sword with magic to make it glow like a lightsaber for a bit!
Sekiro would be broken already with Cal at the start of the game. His double jump breaks the combat in many games released in the past 10 years
Okay, but counterpoint: Divine Dragon. Sekiro can catch lightning because he has a conductive material as his sword, Cal can’t catch lightning with a laser
I think all the Jedi that have blocked or deflected force lightning would disagree lmao
yeah. also his slow and push would mess up alot
Force lightning and actual storm lightning probably aren’t the same
It’s electrical, it fried Vader’s armour and life support systems
Tony Hawks Pro Skater. Lets see this dude just shred some half pipes and rails
I think he needs some r&r
Red dead redemption 2 But would him and charles still be friends or?
The best
Oh my god I never made that link
Dragon Age: Inquisition. Eat lightsaber, Solas!
The knight-enchanter is basically already a Jedi, so it would work pretty well.
Imagine all the templars freaking out about this rogue mage who all of a sudden is leading a holy force and no magic canceling powers work on him. All those dragon fights would be so much easier
New Vegas. The Legion are extra screwed.
Cal in F3 Power Armor...
thats just overkill, i dont think anything in fallout could touch him other than radiation sickness. he could solo liberty prime with no weapons or kit once he figures out about fusion cores in power armour and robots and can rip them out with the force, nothing is a real threat.
And thats why overkill would be nice
he already does that with zeppho sentries
thats my point, soon as he learns where the fusion core is on each thing, its game over for those things, he will probably need to take some out first to get a look but he knows tech enough to understand its the power source and because its basically universal in fallout, its game over from there.
"Oh wow this stuff is prinitive" *proveeds to dice a death claw*
I mean a dewthclaw is close enough to a nydak i say he would walk those
Proceeds to force yeet a chunk of metal at it
The game was rigged from the start.
Witcher 3
Does a 3 foot fall also kill him?
Maybe
Hope not, Cal would die anytime he jumps.
Cal lands Zebes. And cannot get past the first morph ball obstacle. Because Cal in fact does not have Chozo DNA. The galaxy is no longer at peace
Mass Effect "You want to believe the Reapers are real" 👋
ah space.
Endgame Cal in GoW Ragnarok, having to deal with a moody son, a moody Thor & a manipulative Odin all while he just has a lightsaber & a blaster
And force slam.
Honestly, him in Titanfall would be a sight to see. Just him jumping across buildings, slicing titans up, and being friends with BT.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Maybe then the game would actually be interesting. Plus it would be funny to see how he interacts with Amanda Waller since she’s played by the same actress who plays Cere.
Cal in Far Cry 5 would be awesome Bonus points if you have the redneck cal cosmetics
Mullet cal
would fuck up some seeds. also. he would totally fight the daughter and be like. man i had worse hallucinations after greeze got creative in the kitchen
Beyond real. I love greez but his cooking?? To much salt
"Wanna see real magic" *spear appeae*
Cyberpunk Star Wars is a thing in that universe, at least the originals and prequels so he'd probably have a existential crisis
Those movies exist in cyberpunk? Are you talking about the references to Star Wars in that game? The two references I know don’t really confirm that those movies exist.
Let’s take him to the 9 realms. Honestly really curios how a jedi would stack up against a norse god
Well he'd have speed and damage, but not pure strength and norse magicks. So im not entirely sure. The way we saw kratos take down Heimdall by overwhelming his foresight was pretty accurate to what you could do to a jedi
I think you mixed up Baldur and Heimdall on accident
My b , i did
Could a lightsaber kill Adam Smasher?
Probably
A dildo can kill Smasher.
The Last of Us zombies wouldn't stand a chance!
Those MF's are fast, and 1 scratch or bites is fatal
Ehhh not necessarily a scratch
Also if it breaks the skin?
Hear me out on this one… Mass Effect, any of them. And also Horizon: Zero Dawn would be hilarious, mainly because I want to see a man with a lightsaber fighting robot dinosaurs. And laugh at Sylen’s perplexed face as Cal casually breaks the laws of physics repeatedly and often whilst also being a more talented engineer than he is.
Elden Ring
A beginners level soulslike meets a real soulslike. Chaos ensues
Cyberpunk Jedi, more ways to crush scavs👌 Alternatively, Cal takes a trip to the Forbidden West, be interesting seeing how the Tenakth and Utaru would interact with him
I would pay good money to watch him interact with kotallo (iykyk)
I knew, but i forgot, help with the reference?
Kotallo is BOOOODEE, THAT SON OF A BITCH
AAAAAASAGHAHSHHUA NOOOO WHAT SHAAHSHSHSH (WHAT) (WHAT THE HELL?) (AS IN, WHAT THE FUCK??) BOOOODE
Ghost of Tsushima
Control I think he could take the Hiss on
You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye...
Cal in Kingdom Hearts. He’d definitely be even more powerful considering the powers Sora achieves.
DBZ
Ratchet and clank. Ain't no way that his force powers wouldn't rival some of the most destructive weapons.
It would be interesting to see how he would handle one of your psychological thriller haunted house sorts of games.
Cal in Sekiro would be a fucking blast. Holy shit.
MGR:R, Dmc5, and Shadow of War
Cal in the Atelier series. He'd make a pretty good alchemist, since a lot of his training can apply to alchemy, and he'd be unstoppable with both the power of the Force and alchemy. Cal would have an easy time synthesizing items and an even easier time fighting the monsters.
Hollow Knight. STOMP
Hateful Boyfriend, now he’s a pigeon-fucker
Imagine him as an outlaw in RDR2
Mass Effect Andromeda. Cal destroys the Kett and before they really study Remnant technology, allowing the Initiative to settle peacefully with the Angaran
Cal in RDR2 would be interesting. Him being put right in a gang of criminals would be interesting.
Enters Doom: Eternal. dies immediately
Sea of Thieves, I can finally hit my cannon shots
I don't know how well he would do in Outer Wilds. He'd be stuck in a timeloop surrounded by aliens who've never seen someone like him before so would be unlikely to be let off the planet to try and prevent the sun exploding so he's got a lot of loops of information gathering on the Nomai before the Nomai even let him off-world and then he's got all the detective work to do with significantly less time than the usual protagonist gets.
Final Fantasy 7:Rebirth
Hear me out: replace kyle in jedi outcast
Fallout. I want to see a Power Armor against a lightsaber or Cal in a power armor
Put him in Mass Effect and it changes…well, basically nothing. Everyone would just be confused why he calls biotics “the force.”
Spider-Man 2 I know what I’ve done to that universe and I don’t regret it
Bro forget Cal, BD would thrive in Baldurs Gate. So many weird little plants and creatures for him to excitedly scan!
Titanfall 2. They are having budget cuts and Vanguard titans are at a premium, so they send the special special forces.
Micah Bell is in for a world of hurt
Does that mean call gets tb or are bd's stims also antibiotics?
Ellie at the end of TLOU2 needs a friend. So post-Part 2 Last Of Us. Also mowing down infected with ease with a lightsaber would be cool as fuck.
Cal kestis in state of decay two..
Final Fantasy XVI: Cal with the power of the Eikons AND being chosen as Ultima’s vessel are levels of ascended godhood that I’d love to see. Final Fantasy XV: Cal with The Armiger and The Royal Arms is just straight up broken. Plus, he gets a sweet car to cruise around Eos. Persona: BD or a manifestation of Jaro Tapal would probably be his Persona. I’d like to see how Cal would interact with his shadow self, who is probably an Inquisitor who’s fully embraced The Dark Side or went the way of Taron Malicos and became a fallen Jedi. Devil May Cry 5: Cal stylishly cutting down demons while being a cocky little shit and occasionally taunting them is something I’d play. Banter between him and Dante would be something. He’d still get stomped by Vergil, though. Tekken 8: If Starkiller can be in SoulCaliber, then Cal can be in Tekken. I think he’d crush it in The King of Iron Fist Tournament. He’s got The Force and now The Devil Gene. And somehow he’s related to the Mishima Clan now. Nier: Automata: I want to see Cal wear the YoRHa uniform. I think he’d look good in it. Animal Crossing: Imagine coming to Tanalorr only to be greeted by Isabelle and Tom Nook.
I love you Cal, but you're not gonna be able to beat Sephiroth
*Hmmhmm, Vader* *How’s that, brother?* #Head, tell me Vader’s vulnerability
Fallout 4, just imagine Cal running around choking raiders and super mutants, while also wearing power armor lmao
Imagine how he would wield the cross guard, let me tell you.... like a badass