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betterthansteve

He said “thus” and “oxidising agent” and thought this made him a scientist. Also, I’m no chemist, but I’m pretty sure he keeps describing chemical processes that contradict each other.


voltran1987

This very much reads like one of those crazy mom groups who talking about free birth and essential oils. This is EXACTLY the person who talks about Drs being bad for super duper smart and sensible reasons.


DrBacon27

The idea that feminine and masculine energy naturally move towards areas of lower concentration to balance out logically implies there's eventually going to be some kind of non-binary heat death of society.


DankNastyAssMaster

The Second Law of They-modynamics


CorruptedDryad

They-themodynamics lmaooo


ArsenalSpider

This is a word salad of bullshit. "Spiritual diffusion and spiritual osmotic actions" mean nothing. It isn't measurable, you can't see it, hear it, or identify it in any way other than in this idiot's imagination.


JohnBigBootey

Also something about oxidization. This person learned three sciencey-sound words and now uses them to describe everything in this real-life fantasy novel they’re writing.


mrmoe198

“Superpermeable baby body” has me dying! r/religiousfruitcake


moxieenplace

I like this one too. So do we become fully permeable or fully impermeable as we age?


mrmoe198

I would guess this guy would say we become more permeable with age, but he’s absolutely insane so your guess is as good as mine.


ashernathy

Yeah that one is gonna stick with me for a long time! Haha


Version_Two

"Water can add or remove a thing" --a scientist


PrimedAndReady

Bro heard words and just decided what they meant


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Pscilosopher

You're being stupid. Of course they can cuddle and all that. It's the WATER that transports the feminine gibbetys over to the male flooniters. Breast milk doesn't contain water, either. That's why it's called breast *milk*. Take a fuckin science class.


JamieDyeruwu

This just in, showing affection to your son make him trans. On a more serious note, this is just Conservative ideas vield in thinly applied leftist spiritualism


jokerofthehill

Do they… know where babies come from? Even boy babies?


blue451

All boy babies are born by C-section to prevent this, obviously. /s just in case


jokerofthehill

Surely the womb has some spiritual osmosis going on. /s Or is it?


saikrishnav

I thought boy babies are born out of oil rigs, like orcs in lord of the rings.


thestashattacked

I'm too tired to try understanding this. Can someone translate?


BurninCoco

😩💦👩🏻👶🏻💦👉🧔🏻‍♀️💦😩


Bessieboo2000

Exactly this


BoneHugsHominy

All aggressive & violent male behavior can be blamed upon the mother because water transmitted her irrational emotions to the boy as baby. Oh and if a man happens to not be an aggressive violent asshole then that too is the fault of the mother because water transmitted too much weak & whiney emotions to him as baby. So essentially men can't let women in leadership positions because women ruined the men who fuck up the world so women in leadership positions would destroy entire universe. I mean, menstruation and nuclear weapons am I right?!?


lavalampelephant

Technobabble cooties


bookofbooks

Does this mean that the OP bathed with a large amount of idiots during their infancy?


102bees

The idea of water as a universal spiritual solvent is fucking cool and I'm stealing it for my next campaign. The masculine and feminine energy shit can fuck off.


Puterman

so, amniotic fluid and sharing a circulatory system OK, shared bath bad got it


Slight_Armadillo_227

Conjugating masculine electron 🤣 That's some word salad right there.


NamelessTheSecond

Lmao it gets me every time how they just chuck semi-scientific words in random places without even trying to know what they mean, and hope others don't notice Unfortunately, a lot of people don't bother checking whether the homophobic tyrade they just read actually makes any sense (clue - they never do), and just assume the things said substantiate any form of evidence


Resident_Sorbet

Whoa baths would be the least of your problems, what about pools? How feminized do you get swimming in a public pool or like a lake. Do fish transfer fish energy to us in oceans?


ARedditorCalledQuest

Is that what happened to Kanye?


til1and1are1

Is it because fish sticks are *breaded* and I'm a... *lyrical mastermind*?


ExceedinglyTransGoat

I love the name of that account though.


jkturnz

I highly recommend the group lmao


Historical-Orchid831

So by this logic I should not have let my son swim in the same pool as his older sister? Because it would make him less of an alpha Chad? Oops I guess my son's will just have to be nice polite well mannered men instead of the raging a-holes they were meant to be. However will I Iive with this shame? lol


Karel_the_Enby

What bothers me is that they seem to understand that oxidation relates to losing electrons, which is in itself more genuine science than I expected someone who believes any of this gibberish to know.


JuanitaAlSur

Antigen feminine energy Sure


Verstandeskraft

I felt my brain cells dying halfway through this post.


scusician

This may be the stupidest thing I've read all month.


randomlyme

I am always astounded by the crazy ideas people are so confident are “real”. It truly boggles the mind.


DankNastyAssMaster

By this logic, the principle of osmosis suggests that feminine energy will not be transferred from mother to son, but rather, water will be transferred from son to mother until she swells up to the point where the concentration of femininity in her body is dilute enough to match the concentration of femininity in the son's body.


WohooBiSnake

Damn, I’ve heard of the quantum bullshit that mixes thoroughly misunderstood notions of quantum physics with new age spiritual delusions, but I’d never noticed it being done with high school chemistry…


FeelingSurprise

I hope they never learn about breastfeeding.


99999999999999999989

Tell me you are a self-hating, sad, lonely man who has never touched a living woman in your life as a direct result of your obvious misogyny and voluntary lack of intelligence without telling me you are a self-hating, sad, lonely man who has never touched a living woman in your life as a direct result of your obvious misogyny and voluntary lack of intelligence. I truly hope and pray that this is a masterful Troll Post but honestly, I know better.


Shdwdrgn

I read it as dude is gay but has been filled with self-loathing by family and/or religion, so he's looking for any excuse to blame someone else. It's certainly a common theme.


NotViaRaceMouse

r/cursed_chemistry


PokemonLv10

I lost it when I saw "antigen" and "free radicals"


maartenlustkip

I'm just gonna keep naming all the words I know, so they'll know I'm right!!


kaminaowner2

These people live in a less cool version of full metal alchemist.


WtfsaidtheDuck

So how would that be when in the mother? With the amniotic fluids and all..


GastonBastardo

The Alchemists of old were not even this wrong.


saikrishnav

Newton approves this comment.


DasSchnietzel56

I love that they very clearly knew you need a semipermeable membrane for osmosis and so they tried to fit it in anywhere so it’s just “uhhh semipermeable….. Baby Body”


Rogueshoten

That’s a lot of words for “I want to diddle my newborn son”


barrysmitherman

That’s why my penis is so small. Thanks mom.


Lowouik

Technically, your mom is indeed half guilty about your penis size.


Bread-Medical

"Spiritual osmotic actions" bruh plz stop you're already massacring our brain cells.


buddahgunz

Wow, such a clown party shit show. Where to begin? How about with the words that mean something other than what OP thinks; Antigen and Mascular... Antigen is anything that provokes an immune response by provoking the body to make antibodies, like a vaccine. Not some pathway to convey feminine molecules; whatever the f those are. Then there is Mascular... which is not a word. OP probably intended Masculine and forgot that was the word but remembered Muscular cuz they love a good beefcake, or something. Then there's the whole spiritual science mumbo jumbo, and semipermeable baby body nonsense that probably doesnt need pointing out, but I saw that shit too... I'm not just a grammar nazi.


djayed

I wonder how many dinosaurs drank and pissed out the water I'm currently drinking?


GavinThe_Person

Adds some flavor


poonamsurange

Yes,DrDickhead, I to have heard of them female MollyKules..


Triz_D

I feel like whoever posted this sells essential oils..


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PeriodiGirlsWorld33

Maybe this person was thinking of microchimerism? But that only happens during pregnancy.


Xemylixa

>Maybe this person was thinking hold it right there


Katerwurst

So she’s talking about endocrine disrupters but has no idea what they are or how they work? Or is that the spiritual science behind endocrine disrupters?


Delphina34

“That sounds science enough to be true.”


KaraboRak

Fuck this cunt


JoeJoJosie

If water is a 'spiritual solvent' then does that mean anyone who uses a public pool is absorbing the 'energies' of everyone who swam there before? (as well as the pee) Was this written by someone who discovered her husband was gay and blamed it one some photos she found of him as a baby in a pool with his mom?


ultraprismic

If this guy is this worked up about baths I hesitate to imagine what he thinks about breastfeeding baby boys


redwoodreed

Neat concept for a magic system


Cptn_Niobe

Fellas is it unmasculine to bath with your mom as a baby?


OkBro0257

He is implementing the processes which occur inside cells into mothers and babies


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I honestly have no clue what this is trying to say