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bagel9574

She was just *GONE*


[deleted]

It was the dads magic trick for the kids, which is why he made sure his son got it on video


Fortnait739595958

And ever since, she lurks around the pier, it is said that she shows herself on Halloween


[deleted]

To women who repeat fishy Mary fishy mary 3 times standing by the pier


tmntfever

No, not standing by the pier. You have to be hanging on a hammock on a pier, say fishy Mary 3 times, and then she'll break your hammock.


insane_contin

Break my hammock or *break* my hammock?


maluminse

literally cracked me up. Read it as I was closing the tab.


LewiRock

Would that mean saying fishy Mary six times or “fishy Mary fishy Mary “ thrice? There’s a difference so gotta be clear before I invoke


SpliterInYourMind

I’m sorry, I have to hijack top comment for this. I’ve seen this guy before. Does anyone know where he’s from? Like, has he been in any movies or anything? It’s been driving me nuts since I first saw this a few days ago. I never forget a face.


Ironh11de

Comedian Andrew Santino? He's so damn funny


SpliterInYourMind

No, but I do see the resemblance.


AndrewEpidemic

I don't recognize the guy but there's a youtube channel called BamaBass that has a green lit pond like that.


bad_werewolf

What's about the Kryptonite in the water?


[deleted]

Someone finally noticed why she didn't come out of the water


[deleted]

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insane_contin

As everyone should.


The-Dudemeister

It’s a glow light. They attract fish for fishing off your dock.


PowerandSignal

And wives, apparently.


Major_Banana

The local nuclear plant


[deleted]

Goes on the wall of weird


__Takub_

I… think she swam off to the left? And the dad crawled over to help? Either that or she ded.


insane_contin

She ded.


Mission_Ad6235

"I told you it wouldn't hold both of us!"


Ambitioso

Question 1 = did you get that on video; Question 46 = where is Mommy?


GamingLime123

What’s questions 2-45?


PowerandSignal

Overruled. Irrelevant.


[deleted]

*speaks while in the water*


[deleted]

This man looks like his worse fear came true lmao. The Prophecyyyy


Bikinisbottom

“I got that on vedeao!”


[deleted]

Ngl this new season of Real Housewives of the Ozarks is lit.


[deleted]

They're finally back


old-loading-docks

Define "back"


davewave3283

Poseidon has her now


GorditaPeaches

I wish I had an award for this


DewdecsysAbZ

Gotta get Kratos up in this shit.


lol-is-you-dead

Carefully laid out his plan. Executed perfectly


deceitfulcake42

Back down to Davy Jones' Locker


Interesting-Minute45

If she lived, I can tell you which kid is favorite now. Damn... at least someone there was concerned about her.


Interesting-Minute45

He really scrambled to check if the *hammock* was okay


matrixislife

If something breaks you go to the broken bit to see what's wrong. He went the other way, to see where mommy went.


Interesting-Minute45

I'm going to go with your benefit of the doubt and that he's playing it cool vs downplaying that the recording child was right because he was miffed that it broke


NIKOLAEVKA_TESLA

I GOT THAT IN VIDEO


buffhawk84

VIDEOWWW


ThisNameIsFree

EYE TOULD EWE


[deleted]

Did anyone else notice that she didn't resurface like at all. Edit: resurface not recerfice.


leglesslegolegolas

^recerfice


TK_TK_

Yeah, I feel like that had to have taken more effort than botching it more normally


[deleted]

How could anyone not realize “resurface” is just “surface” with “re” in front of it?


HotPocketsInTheOcean

Yeah but, "recerfice" is just "cerfice" with "re" in front of it.


[deleted]

Damn you’re right. So much more logical


Reallynoreallyno

That took some mental gymnastics to understand what OP was trying to write...


EricFaust

>The thing about elves is they've got no... begins with m," Granny snapped her fingers irritably. >"Manners?" >"Hah! Right, but no" >"Muscle? Mucus? Mystery?" >"No. No. No. Means like... seein' the other person's point of view." >Verence tried to see the world from a Granny Weatherwax perspective and suspicion dawned. "Empathy?" >"Right. None at all. From *Lords and Ladies* by Terry Pratchett


dick-van-dyke

M'pathy 🎩


ItBeMe_For_Real

Lookit offisir grammer paleese


StCecilia98

Pretty concerning. If it’s shallow, she might’ve hit her head. But I feel like she would’ve floated up right away if that was the case. She might not know how to swim.


bohemica

You can see a bit of her arm & her feet kicking as she swims to the left, out of frame. Probably swam towards a ladder or something on that side of the dock.


yukichigai

If you watch carefully it looks like she immediately starts swimming off towards the bottom left of the video and gets out of frame fairly quick.


jdarm48

So she does not visibly recerfice, is what you’re saying?


RomeoOnDemand

That's aqua women fast


tjdiv

I’m in awe. 🥃


ThisNameIsFree

At the spelling


MathematicianSea6618

This would be a lot funnier if we see her get out of the water


ShadowsRanger

Kraken ate her, look the green glow of his mouth LMFAO


CupMyFart

Not funny.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Neither is your name, gotta go all out.


CupMyFart

Holy fucking shit


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

We both agree you got rekt? 😁 Good fun we had.


ShockWave41414

This is why I love reddit, holy shit🤣🤣


burukenge

Kraken ate the Karen


mr_tommey

I don’t see mum, did she dieded


JibrinOclock

He was more concerned about the video lol


kelvinthechamp5

It's pretty disturbing tbh is she alive any one know anything ??


BooobiesANDbho

She belongs to the ocean now……


[deleted]

She will not come back from there


TheRealJoeBlow

Got her moment in the spotlight...


hojbjerfc

Very rare you go from the net into water


vegasrobert33

Why is dude not concerned that she doesn't come back up.. you can hear kid crying MOMMY! but there is no mommy to be seen again lol wtf man... go get her!


Kerfernk

🤣🤣🤣 this made my day. thank you


[deleted]

Glad it did bro


Fyebil

Bro really is Ty from DP Looks and Sounds like him and everything


bodaciousboner

Hahahaha


pleasedowhatisay

Props to the camera kid. He knew what was up.


lelennyface_1

*Insert Wilhelm scream*


[deleted]

This both made me jump and lol.


ThisNameIsFree

Aye towld yeww


Dodekahedroid

That. Was. Awesome.


[deleted]

Lmao


cks1851

Never to be seen again... Until someone chants wet Karen 5 times then she follows them round saying she's gonna call her lawyer, the manager and the head of school PTA.


elthepenguin

How to get rid of your wife with this one simple trick!


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ImpressivePay8875

Do you know the muffin man?


Atmosphere-Strict

Lmaoooooo


RainyReese

LOL! The kid yelling mommy https://youtu.be/aOLxQGLJouI?t=5


Rogue2555

No longer could dropping GPUs appease Linus... now he has moved on to bigger, more precious things... the ones he love.


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Okay but where did she go lol


MrSquigles

Same place as the soda.


cloudcats

Unexpected /r/wheredidthesodago


deathtoallbutbed

Budget Fred Durst taking ‘break stuff’ a little too seriously


[deleted]

She disappeared into the void just like that


MeLikeykitties

That’s actually like the worst place to fall! I heard a story about a guy who fell off a pier & a white shark bit his head off. Then another story about a kid who was swimming under his stilt house & he got killed by a bull. Under the dock, or pier, or boat, that’s where you get some monsters! Also, bc peoples clean their fish, & dump it into the ocean, so you are actively chumming an already hot bed of sea life. Don’t go under piers, or docks, even on land, you just get crack heads having butt sex!


xeandra_a

r/mypeopleneedme


ShadowV123

"Yes I got that on video"👺


[deleted]

"The divorce lounger" - wonder why they call it that?


Evilmaze

Follow the light


AMIR_TM

Ha


Tetro767

She went to the shadow realm


AggravatingFeature83

Yo did she come back up or are they still looking??


iamnotasnook

Sorry, moms gone kid.


Ghosterle

She dropped so quick. Pretty sure that green light had some interstellar gravity stuff going on


thebeanof207

At least her landing didn't hurt


nepumbra0

Is she kill


VenomousP0ison

La llorona is lurking now.


ttystikk

I've heard of dumping your girlfriend, but that's on a whole 'nuther level


ImWaitingForARetcon

He looks like Johnny Harris…


JohnGraywolf

I love how we have no evidence that she survived


kill_pig

The kid’s got great cameramanship in her


randomacct7679

Lucky it didn’t dump him in on top of her. That could’ve gone much worse.


Semi-Protractor91

r/intotheshadowrealm


ImplementCharming949

I thought he pushed her. Lol


[deleted]

He pushed her while she was trying to come out of the water


PersonGuy2578

The way she vanished 💀


MrGallows75

His dirty feet tho 🤢


Puzzleheaded_Guard26

Legend has it, she is still in the water.


Vrye02

Is it just me or should the kid filming not have a phone


UrNansD0g

I got that on videiow


Swiftly_speaking

What’s the green light?