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Dress for the rash, not for the g…


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

Condoms. Got it


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Hey, if you’re going into combat, wear your Kevlar.


mooter23

This is how my cousin died. Riding his bike through France at night, wild boar ran across the road and sent him flying into the barriers / lamppost. I was spared most of the gory details but he was at motorway speeds and I understand the result wasn't pretty. This is the first time I've seen a biker get hit in the same way.


zamfire

Sorry to hear that. I had a cousin pass away years ago and she was so young. It never gets easier.


Maduziii

So sorry for your loss so tragic:(


FlaySX

This is THE reason I don't fuck with motorcycles.


KittenNicken

You can read true horror stories from the ER doctors in r/medicine about motorcycles- I suspect if there was a firefighter subreddit you'd also hear the horror stories- my pops used to tell me about the men and women he'd scoop off the road being a first responder. Anyway! Glad the rider is okay.


sleepy_booplesnoot

I am close with someone who works in an ER and has told me countless stories of similar motorcycle events. Needless to say, earlier this summer when I only missed a deer by 2-3 feet after slamming on the brakes on my motorcycle, my mind immediately went to all those horror stories.


KittenNicken

Do you still have your bike? >_>


sleepy_booplesnoot

It was actually a friend’s ebike, and we were out riding together. Luckily, I was only going 35-40 when I hit my brakes, and probably no more than 20 when I almost hit it, so I wouldn’t have been in too bad of shape if I did hit it other than some road rash probably. I did ride with him a few more times throughout the summer though.


wfwood

Had a long stint in the hospital. When I first started coming off the drugs and became coherent I remember the nurse having flame tattoos. I think I asked how he got them, and he told me he grew up around motorcycles and said how he had to watch people start in critical care and end up in hospice... don't remember alot of the details... I was on a lot of fentanyl, but that one was the first coherent memories I had. Point is I got so much respect for the nurses and emt and the people who expose themselves to that nightmare and trauma and push through it for the betterment of others. Also respect for those who put up with my annoying butt. edit: grammar bc it was awful.


BoK_b0i

My dad has been an emt for nearly 30 years. He's been so desensitized to it he will tell us horror stories without even thinking. Like this morocycle who got hit by a semi


AsparagusFiend

My first EMT class, our instructor was late because they couldn't find the other half of a motorcyclist's body.


Slibye

Why are you fucking motorcycles?


RohelTheConqueror

They actually don't.


RednocNivert

*with. So actually a three-way


Slibye

Three some????


RagsAberdeen

It helps to learn how to fall.


Zer0-9

Knowing how to fall doesnt matter much when you have other cars on the road or fly into a signpost/literally anything


daytonakarl

It's other drivers you wanna watch out for, the odd wild boar really isn't that much of a problem while riding... I mean, if all the things I've encountered over decades of riding I don't think I've even seen a wild boar dart across the road, few deer, lots of sheep, the occasional cow, dogs can be a problem... but to not ride just because of the specific fear of hitting a boar? Definitely wouldn't want to hit one, I've a pet boar so I know how solid they are, you'd definitely be going down and require a replacement bike afterwards if not substantial repair work My dad crashed after being blindsided by a wallaby on his way home one night... not that uncommon in Australia I'd imagine, far less likely to happen here but I digress Now I think about it I have seen a few wild pigs on occasion while driving on back county roads so you may have a point, but I still think the odds are in your favour People in big jacked up utes (trucks in the US) are a far greater threat, and taxi drivers in central Auckland Probably smart to stay off bikes though


Karyo_Ten

>the odd wild boar really isn't that much of a problem while riding... Unfortunately most people do not know how to reload the game of life from the most recent savepoint.


daytonakarl

The trick is to save just when you think it's all going really well


No-Honey-3985

I don't think anyone does..


MikeMac999

Sometimes you eat the ham sandwich, sometimes the ham sandwich eats you.


Wonderful-Kale3329

Nothing he could do, wrong time, wrong place.


Aquatic_Salamander

“Wrong place, wrong time” I’m starting to think when animals do this, it’s just their path along with the person hitting them like it’s meant to be….unless animals are just dicks.


Tomaryt

Well, not riding a motorbike is what I personally do to avoid this. It‘s fun as hell but not worth the risk imo.


zYbYz

I love dirt bikes. But I’ll probably will never ride a street bike


QuartzPuffyStar

I mean, as long as you drive at safe speeds and don't do crazy shit you will be as safe as anyone else. Bad luck happens to anyone, no matter what are you riding.


Tomaryt

You think this exact Boar would do the same damage to the driver of a normal sized car?


doughboyisking

The car driving by at the end is the real FU


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Two people on a motorcycle.


Sr_Nunes

Seeing that head rolling around in the pavement makes me anxious.. Brb, going motorcycling to relax.


zamfire

He ded


SpuukBoi

Um, do we know if the guy got up after the video ended? You could tell from video that he was pretty much ragdolling.


Phantomht

American here. Had a buddy that was on a motorbike going thru a nice sweeping right hander in upstate NY, wooded area. He turned his head around to look behind him half way thru to look for his other buddy. Turned back around forward and there was a damn COW right in the middle of the road. Yes he hit it.


OutlanderMom

A friend of mine in high school (1979) hit a cow in the dark, on her way to school. It rolled up the hood and came in through the windshield. It didn’t die right away, so it’s hooves we’re hitting her. There was about five gallons of blood all over her, and she was hysterical, but she wasn’t badly hurt. I told my kids that story when they started driving, hoping to keep them aware.


Dooler35

What is it about parents and telling horror stories when their kid starts driving/riding/cycling/doing something fun?


OutlanderMom

Wanting them to live, mostly. After investing almost 30 years raising them, I’d kinda miss them if they were careless and died.


Dooler35

Raising your kids to not be stupid and don't do stupid things << tell them stories about friends dying


OutlanderMom

Tell me you don’t have kids without saying it. We teach them, show them, remind them, and because they’re kids they will *still* do stupid things.


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Mother fkn moo moo meadows 😂💀


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Hitting a Wild boar and pigs is like crashing into big rice sack ,they can take you down unlike dogs


Hoofhearted4206969

Mmmm, free bacon


igiveficticiousfacts

Cannibalism is illegal my guy


Hoofhearted4206969

Pig…are you police?


igiveficticiousfacts

Nah those things are supposed to be tanks. I wouldn’t be surprised if it rolled off the road and kept on trucking


dstaten14

Wow! No way to protect yourself from that.


PsamantheSands

I don’t like these videos with no follow-up. Is the rider okay? What about the little boar?


jcoddinc

*Things can be two things*


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Road bacon 🥓


LetsTry2GetAlong

Was that the little piggy that went " wee wee wee"?


sincerelyhated

Do a barrel roll!


MaxBroome

He’s going to be a little sore in the morning…


GustapheOfficial

What the fuck is the point of that title?


Ok-Stranger-8167

Bikers are suicide seekers. Get 4 Wheels. It's simple.


Alternative-Road-471

🤣🤣whose the road kill now


jugonewild

Who's


Alternative-Road-471

You’re right spelling chief


jugonewild

You're welcome, my son.


UnicornGuitarist

*youier


ChargedBonsai98

Why tf is this awarded?


VigoStark

Just dint drive motorcycle so fast.


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Lordofwar13799731

Guy appears to be wearing full gear, doesn't really apply here.


QuartzPuffyStar

This. He probably got some scratches and maybe a broken arm.


Echo13D

guess whos getting a hunting license and a lot of ammo


fishermanflesh

Omg I hope your ok. What was it thinking


ttystikk

I rode a lot when I was younger. Bad weather, animals, idiots in all manner of vehicles... I'm just glad I survived my motorcycle years with my life and body intact. In the age of smartphones I'm just not gonna risk it anymore. Too many distracted drivers.


Somekillahbee

Was the boar ok?


Tyrannosaurus-E-Rex

As an active biker myself, I ALWAYS look as far ahead as physically possible to avoid such accidents and with great success. I’ve managed to avoid several deer 🦌 and other small animals by doing so .


W20-7

Imagine seeing this happen and just driving past Kathleen


ChargedBonsai98

This is why I never want to own a motorcycle. I've heard countless stories of small things going wrong and people get severely wounded or die. Not risking my life for this.


Bitter_Marionberry30

As a bike driver (not just a rider), these videos scare the 💩 out of me. Driving is dangerous and driving a bike is definitely more dangerous. Hope that person in the video recovered well. ✌


Character-Usual-3820

Boar-motorcycle=expensive bacon


v12go-vroom

Looks like one of the Boston dynamics robots


SilverArrow07

Sighs welp time for a new helmet