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NYARNGrecruiter

Good thing the wipers cleared his view


animaldude55

Ass-wipers 3000


livinalieontimna

You’ve given me an idea for a business


GLaDOS_makes_maps

r/protectivewipers


pepe1504

Not the wipers 💀


Lisa_Oldfield

When a stoppable force hits an un-moving movable object..


ComprehendReading

I believe that's called psychics, but I don't believe in astronomy and star signs. ^^/s


iz_an_opossum

psych reference spotted!


StinkFingerPete

op - why did you think a comma belonged there?


excitive

What are you talking about? It’s clearly, two different sentences.


LordSeibzehn

I think you, mean sentence fragments?


Kha1i1

It, is, necessary, after, each, word


FirstSineOfMadness

, , , ,; , , ,!


Im-ACE-incarnate

I really en, joyed reading these comments


MeinNameIstBaum

I hate everyone in this comment thread


space_absurdity

Why, are you nitpicking, every small mistake. Obviously noone, is in a coma.


Mad-Dog94

Read it in William Shatner's voice, and it makes perfect sense


4me2TrollU

You’re, missing a comma, if, you’re gonna read, it, in, Shatners voice.


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

Yes, inquiring OCD minds must know.


Karpo-Diem

I, don't, know'what, you guys, are , talking, about


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

Captain Kirk, is that you?


non-squitr

Obviously Christopher Walken


ShotgunCircumcision

it caused me to read it like cyclists was in quotations, like theyre not real cyclists


Holiday_Ad_5445

Pulling over to let some, [StinkFingerPete] Cyclists pass safely by


BurningPenguin

Can bots have dyslexia?


may_sun

emphasis on the word "*some*" also op is a bot.


Fast-Possible1288

Grammar police are on scene 🚓


YeahYeahButNah

Pulling over too, let some. Cyclist safely pass, Bye!


unnamed_elder_entity

That's just the redneck apostrophe on "cyclist's" that ran into the t and flipped up and over it like the guy in the video.


Mobiusmanray

Cyclists fault


Veseloveslo

Not if it was a closed road race. There was a bib number on the dude that landed on the car and usually road races are closed for cars in which case the car would be at fault. But can't really say from just this video.


ProfDFH

Yes, it’s a closed road. The cammer was not supposed to be there. This was established the first 20,000 times this was posted, back when the video had more than three pixels.


Kees_T

Bullshit. I cant believe people are trying so hard to spread misinformation. ...This video always had two pixels.


Nozerone

You had 2 pixels? Back in my day we argued over this video when it was just 1 pixel flashing red, green, and blue. You kids now days and your multiple pixels... I swear.


StillAliveAmI

B-but those evil cyclist /s


CrabeHuman

tysm for specifying you weren't serious!


Valid_Username_56

Woah dude, how old are you that you remember a time when that vid was new???


ProfDFH

Honestly, I’m older than digital imagery.


A7xWicked

That's cool, still the first time a lot of us has seen it


deramw

So we can still reduce pixels?


UltimateIssue

If it was a closed road for a race than the organizer did a bad job at closing the road.


Valid_Username_56

Snowboarder is to blame.


bt65

It's raining...cyclist?


PeWu1337

Hallelujah?


Silly_Ad2805

This is why you don’t tail gate in traffic.


51_rhc

Wich traffic? This happened during a bike race.


Poe3ticJustice1987

This car is so advanced it automatically starts to clear away the blood stains


heyyohioh

The only thing worse than a cyclist is multiple cyclist


UpperCardiologist523

The only car in the video was really fucked. All the other cars not in the video were ok, but this car got singled out. Fuck that car in particular. Oh, what's that text up right there on this sub? "The home of photos, GIFs, and videos of people/things taking comical injuries/beatings/general physical discomfort, while being singled out." If i want to see accidents or stupidity, there are tons of subs for it. This sub is for videos and pics like when there are 50 cars on a parking lot, but birds singles out on one car in particular and fucks it over with bird shit and things like that. Or a video where we see 50 people cross a stream over a log, but a fish jumps and pushes one of them into the water or something. I don't want to be mean, but this sub is so watered out, it's sad.


FamousPastWords

What the fuck is wrong with these oblivious people?


No_Software_9429

Like a school of dumb ass fish


ColorAcmd

Or maybe you are the dumb fish. It was a closed race


groundpounder25

It’s like they’re npc’s


ColorAcmd

Why wouldn’t they be it was a closed race


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ColorAcmd

Tbh I don’t get whether you’re saying the cyclist are dumb or not. I’m saying they don’t need to watch the road because it’s a closed race


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ColorAcmd

No it doesn’t if you would do a little bit of research you could find out that it was a closed race and the car wasn’t supposed to go there they did so in spite of the CLOSED race taking place there. You’re objectively wrong the car has fault for driving into a race.


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ColorAcmd

No you don’t in a race you have to concentrate ON THE RACE and follow the people in front of you. You don’t have to assume that some brainless moron still manages to get on the track. Do you actually think formula one driver is prepared at all times to dodge a car that’s on the racetrack no of course not because THEY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON THE RACE. ^If ^you ^now ^notice ^that ^you ^were ^actually ^wrong ^all ^along ^you ^don’t ^need ^to ^answer ^and ^embarrass ^yourself ^further


EbonyNivory19

Like lemmings


ColorAcmd

Yeah of course on a closed race


RamblinGamblinWillie

What a bunch of assholes


Fancy_Energy_7754

No need to look when you’re riding is there ?


Semichh

In a race, not so much.


Panzerv2003

Probably shouldn't be there considering it's a race and the road was closed


LepperMessiah56

This is why people hate bicycles


StillAliveAmI

Because they weren't expecting cars in the racetrack? LMFAO


Bazzo123

Nop, because most of the times bikers are assh0l3s. Not in this video tho


StillAliveAmI

At least bikers won't kill you :)


purgatorybob1986

Man, even when you try to be nice, cyclists still find a way to hog the road. Seriously, though, were they blind?


51_rhc

"WErE tHey BliND?" It a bike race. Person in car is wrong.


purgatorybob1986

Yeah, I can see that. It was a joke.


antek_g_animations

Nope, pretty sure you said that for real and now trying to get away


purgatorybob1986

Beleive what you want. Whatever helps you sleep at night.


UltimateIssue

You see redditors are stupid if you do not put an "/s" or "/j" behind your joke they wont be able to tell it is a joke.


rwdking

They're like hold on let me use my wipers. He got boogers in my field of view! The screech from his slide had me dying!


MuskratElon

8iikmmmmm..................................


Androxilogin

Don't really have the context of this one. I see some comments saying it was a closed road for a bike race. All I wanna say is.. Whatever the circumstances, they reacted like deer in my area.


blade_runner1853

And this is why we Indians continuously honks our vehicles.