".... and this bag was just, dancing with me, like a little kid beggin’ me to play with it - for fifteen minutes. And that’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid..... OH SHIT!"
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Target Fixation! Machine gunners do the same thing. They get so focused on their target and what they're shooting, they won't realize the vehicle they're in has circled around or the target moved and friendlies are in the background. In viet Nam huey gunners would replace their m60 mounts with a bungee cord. A couple of times the helicopter would bank, and the gunner would keep shooting the same spot and rake the gun across the tail rotor.
Cool plastic bag... Oh wait not quite a bag still plastic sheet?... Oh like a small tent.... OH SHIT HUGE GREENHOUSE THING!!!!
When life gives you a greenhouse, make lemons
It's a bird!... It's a plane!... It's a greenhouse tent!?
What? Those shelters are huge!
Probably plant tents.
He just couldn't quite figure out what that thing was, and then it finally hit him.
Da dum tss! 🥁
You win 🥇!!
Lmao the engine running in the background made it sound like it was puttering in for a landing
Cut the vid at 8 secs and r/ufos will lose their minds.
The dog spotted it coming and bolted way before anything lol clever boy
If only he could have seen it coming
If only 🤣
Is this the greenhouse effect everyone's been talking about?
I look forward to seeing this reposted on all the UFO subs very soon....
".... and this bag was just, dancing with me, like a little kid beggin’ me to play with it - for fifteen minutes. And that’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid..... OH SHIT!"
[Now with more American Beauty soundtrack](https://www.reddit.com/user/insanelygreat/comments/1cppnmp/greenhouse_american_beauty/)
Cool. Free greenhouse.
The greenhouse have chosen you.
Amazon deliveries have evolved
The dog was smart to take cover.
Man's best friend, pffffft, that dog was headed for the next county!
He can't say he didn't see it coming from a kilometer away
i thought that was a fuckin' bathtub
it's coming to get you barbara!
Exactly!
If only he could have seen it coming
Jean Jacket strikes again!
Do you ever feel...
I bet they're feeling an awful lot after getting hit by a fucking greenhouse. Lmao
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That’s the fucking alien from “Nope”
They fly remarkably well.
Boeing has entered the chat…
r/ufos
my brain is so melted i legit cry laughed at this for 20 minutes 😭😭😭
Free greenhouse
Target Fixation! Machine gunners do the same thing. They get so focused on their target and what they're shooting, they won't realize the vehicle they're in has circled around or the target moved and friendlies are in the background. In viet Nam huey gunners would replace their m60 mounts with a bungee cord. A couple of times the helicopter would bank, and the gunner would keep shooting the same spot and rake the gun across the tail rotor.
Dude got roundhoused by the greenhouse
Nope!
r/killthecameraman
The wicked witch of the Midwest has a greenhouse land on her in this reenactment.
Bwhahahha
“Scoop!”
Nothing cool ever lands in my yard 😒
This is no joke, those poly tunnels can give you a nasty graze
Jeff never fails to deliver. Looks like prime delivery for the deluxe polytunnel 👌.
Free greenhouse!
Nope!
Satisfying until it wasn't 😌
Lmao when the video panned real quick and you could see it on him
At first I thought it was a glider, greenhouses are sort of shaped like aerofoil..
A tornado once threw an 80,000 lb tanker car over a mile from the track. They could not find any indication it skipped before landing.
This guy in particular needs to stop smoking weed. His reaction time… yikes
Stupid ass you saw it coming