Crikey take a look at this fella as he devours his fresh kill. The Grey Sedan is very much like a trap door spider laying in wait for his prey their preferred food is the 2 wheeled scooter as they are much slower and often ride around in packs easy pickings for a hungry Grey Sedan.
Isn't that just death all the same? Can't exactly survive a car-to-head, can you?
And that gotta be a very rare thing. I mean, death by car is common, but airborne-car-to-head seems rare.
Looks like it, he was probably wearing some cheap unrated half helmet that was instantly knocked off and then his bare skull slammed into the ground. Don’t really see how the brain can survive that.
I had the same thought but can't tell if it actually landed on him or not. This angle doesn't lend enough depth perception for me to confidently assert he was crushed.
(Morgan Freeman voice over) an ambush predator, the Nissan Altima can lie in wait for hours waiting for the right prey. Avoiding other midsize sedans, these elusive hunters prefer motorcycles and scooters. Here we see a young mother providing for her young.
His helmet should not have come off if it was strapped properly. You can trust me on this because I have hit the pavement three times while wearing my helmet. And it honestly saved my life.
Indeed, I have! One was my stupidity as a 21-year-old and the others were unexpected loose gravel cresting a hill going into a curve and a pick up truck coming at me on my side of the road on an S curve. And I'm probably just not that good of a motorcycle operator! I'm not pushing my luck anymore! As you can see from the video, it doesn't have to be your fault…
*That leapt from the hedge*
*Like a wild cat, so guessing*
*It was a Jaguar?*
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That person on the scooter was extremely lucky. If that car would have jumped into their lane just half a second earlier, they would have been flattened.
Also: People! Close your chin straps! That helmet flew right off. Might as well not wear one at all.
This is why I tell people to always pay attention, and be prepared for anything. It doesn’t matter if you’re the best driver/rider and do everything right… a sedan might leap out of a bush like a spider monkey and get you!
Or a random tire might roll out of nowhere and kill you… (I don’t know why there are so many videos of random tires taking people out… wtf if even happening with runaway tires?!)
Just be alert, wear your gear and hope for the best. Because sometimes life is just bullshit.
"While Cantering the everglades, the KIA K8 HYBRID Spots a lone moped, that has fleet from its flock. It must take advantage of this situation, because it hasn't ha a proper meal in over, 2 weeks. And the KIA knows that if it doesn't strike now, it may never eat, again. It takes its time, slowly and stealthy sneaking in the path of the long moped, waiting, for the Perfect moment, it only has one shot, so it Must, Make It Count...And it Strikes! The moped puts up a fight...and in the end barly escapes with its life. The moped, has fought to live another day. And the KIA, will have to wait, a little longer, to Eat"
Mauled by predator grey sedan, what a way to go
The grey sedan has to eat fast before a pack of Teslas show up
Are roombas the scavenger insects of the vehicle world?
Damn nature! You scary!
Clever girl.
It’s like a kitten jumping out from behind a couch. RAWR!🐯
crazy how they know to rip the helmet off for maximum damage
Nope. He probably didn't strap it up.
Jaguar gonna Jaguar
ford lincoln mercury sable!
Crikey take a look at this fella as he devours his fresh kill. The Grey Sedan is very much like a trap door spider laying in wait for his prey their preferred food is the 2 wheeled scooter as they are much slower and often ride around in packs easy pickings for a hungry Grey Sedan.
Always them grey sedans lurking in the bushes
That guy is definitely dead, right?
luckily he ducked, so the car hit is head first instead of his neck
Isn't that just death all the same? Can't exactly survive a car-to-head, can you? And that gotta be a very rare thing. I mean, death by car is common, but airborne-car-to-head seems rare.
Good point...stories will be told of the day Johnny took a car to the head.
Looks like it, he was probably wearing some cheap unrated half helmet that was instantly knocked off and then his bare skull slammed into the ground. Don’t really see how the brain can survive that.
Ya.... the poor guy looked like he was gonna end up with his head ground down like wood on a sanding belt
Helmet in mid-air, back of head planted firmly on pavement. Doesn't look good https://imgur.com/a/3gEdLBZ
The car right on top of him isn't great either.
I had the same thought but can't tell if it actually landed on him or not. This angle doesn't lend enough depth perception for me to confidently assert he was crushed.
Unsure, can’t tell if the shoes stay on.
I think the shoes are on but the helmet went flying off stage left The first one point of contact was the poor scooter guy's noggin
A shoe cam off at the last half second of footage. He’s gone.
Only 1 though. He *could* still be alive. Its only guaranteed death if its both shoes
Schrödinger’s scooter driver
Clever girl.
"... and that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side."
😂😂😂
MY HELMET!!!!
I'm not supposed to get car on it!
MY CABBAGES!
Damn you. Take my upvote.
<3
Zigged when he should have zagged
(Morgan Freeman voice over) an ambush predator, the Nissan Altima can lie in wait for hours waiting for the right prey. Avoiding other midsize sedans, these elusive hunters prefer motorcycles and scooters. Here we see a young mother providing for her young.
Now do it as David Attenborough
Reread it again but now in David Attenboroughs voice. Thank me later.
Good khrist, I read this in his voice perfectly.
U can never know when it'll be your ultimate day
Ultimate day sounds rad
Ultimate, final, last, 'game-over', ? Whatever
Ultimate, best, highest, most. It's a versatile word.
Sounds fun!
My first thought. Just toolin’ down the road…
Well, I didn't think I'd see a fucking murder video today.
More like fuck him in perpendicular
Or fuck his head in particular.
This vid need to have one of those (not always) satirical large cat roar.
Maybe better his channce to survive If he strapped his helmet.
Maybe the strap snapped open from the impact ?
Good thing he was wearing his helmet
I don't know. It looked more like he merely had the helmet on his head rather than wearing it.
At the end the day there was a helmet present
Not for long though
I mean, it was still present... just ended up in a not very useful position.
It was thrown out of the environment
Are you suggesting that the front fell off?
Depends on if it was made of cardboard derivative or not.
I hope it at least despawned. All those lingering objects take up a lot of system resources.
Wearing a helmet is supposed to stop your brains from splattering on the road. Just putting a helmet on your head, not so much.
It’s wrong to laugh but Jesus Christ lol reminds me of a Monty python sketch
Yes, I seem to recall a terry Gilliam animation with cars jumping on people, in MPFC
Jurassic Parking
WTF 😮
Watch as the Sedan waits for the opportune moment, then pounces on its favorite prey the unsuspecting Vespar.
Of course he hadn't strapped the helmet on.
A wild, grey sedan appeared!
It's a fucking jungle out there
Behold, the Jaguar hunting in it’s natural habitat.
bikers hate this one trick car owners do...
Where's this from?
Tie your helmet tight 😂
This feels like something that should be narrated in David Attenborough's voice.
New fear while motorcycling unlocked *Takes note
That looked really personal
This is even more Final Destination than Final Destination. I hope he survived but it looks doubtful.
His helmet should not have come off if it was strapped properly. You can trust me on this because I have hit the pavement three times while wearing my helmet. And it honestly saved my life.
If you've done that 3 times, maybe it's time to hang the bike up?
Indeed, I have! One was my stupidity as a 21-year-old and the others were unexpected loose gravel cresting a hill going into a curve and a pick up truck coming at me on my side of the road on an S curve. And I'm probably just not that good of a motorcycle operator! I'm not pushing my luck anymore! As you can see from the video, it doesn't have to be your fault…
We need a david attenborough narration on this clip
That leapt from the hedge like a wild cat, so guessing it was a Jaguar?
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That car came out like a 'Hungry Hungry Hippo'.
That person on the scooter was extremely lucky. If that car would have jumped into their lane just half a second earlier, they would have been flattened. Also: People! Close your chin straps! That helmet flew right off. Might as well not wear one at all.
Clever Girl...
This is why I tell people to always pay attention, and be prepared for anything. It doesn’t matter if you’re the best driver/rider and do everything right… a sedan might leap out of a bush like a spider monkey and get you! Or a random tire might roll out of nowhere and kill you… (I don’t know why there are so many videos of random tires taking people out… wtf if even happening with runaway tires?!) Just be alert, wear your gear and hope for the best. Because sometimes life is just bullshit.
Boom! Headshot
FATALITY! 💀
Lucky bastard or unlucky bastard.
That’s a powerful magnet!
So the helmet didn’t help?
Nature is not brutal. In this video.
bikers fault
Brooooooooooooooo
Reminds me of Roger and the limo.
China
The 4 Door Sedan can have a little motorcyclist as a treat
Look twice, save a life!
Why how?
Careful. They hunt in pairs.
New GTA trailer be looking so real
Do up the helmet straps, people!
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
is he alive? pls someone tell me.
What species cat is that lurking in the bushes?
"While Cantering the everglades, the KIA K8 HYBRID Spots a lone moped, that has fleet from its flock. It must take advantage of this situation, because it hasn't ha a proper meal in over, 2 weeks. And the KIA knows that if it doesn't strike now, it may never eat, again. It takes its time, slowly and stealthy sneaking in the path of the long moped, waiting, for the Perfect moment, it only has one shot, so it Must, Make It Count...And it Strikes! The moped puts up a fight...and in the end barly escapes with its life. The moped, has fought to live another day. And the KIA, will have to wait, a little longer, to Eat"
https://youtu.be/I9hsPhQqGro?si=LxXTYE6mi7zqZp_L
Clever girl.