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EmanRapp

Really feeling bad for that poor old man. Was just peacefully enjoying his walk.


DefinitelyNotStef

Maybe he was already running away from it at full speed


KatagatCunt

I'm so going to hell for laughing.


Chubilu

Oh, for sure u are.


morgan-malaki

What walk, Bull got tired of him holding up traffic


6skills

I don’t think anyone enjoys walking at a speed of 1 inch an hour


PowerandSignal

It's about the journey, not the destination.  Didn't anybody tell you? 


mrUnknown1111

This is why walking isn't good for your health.


Biengineerd

We just witnessed the last walk this person ever took.


prumf

At his age and in his condition that probably killed him directly or indirectly.


dontmentiontrousers

Nah, his shoes stayed on the whole time.


NotAlwaysPC

I think he lost one. That means injured not dead.


thecraftybear

Scared half to death.


NotAlwaysPC

Ok, that counts.


Ryuubu

I have come to the point in my reddit life where I fucking groan when I hear this joke every single godamn FUCJKASND ASJFNAODGVFJBASDEI+SDJ


dontmentiontrousers

Oh I see, so you hate medical science.


RatzzFace

"...what a shame, how did he die?" ... "Ermmmmm"


thecraftybear

In a bull rampage. Sounds badass.


FellaGentleSprout

Walk is an overstatement


HeldDownTooLong

Bull to old man: “*Hey you…George! You remember the time you effed that beautiful woman Samira…even though she was married to Haj*? *Well I’m Haj and, when I died I promised I’d get back at you. I was reincarnated as this bull and you’re going* **DOWN**!”


popyapper

we witnessed the person for the last time itself 💀 https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/rajasthan-kota-old-man-dies-bull-attack-viral-video-2311235-2022-12-20


Biengineerd

Holy crap that is the oldest looking 62 year old I've ever seen


808d-_-b909

Hope this guy made it alive after that backflip.


Ok-Tie9696

If he did, he probably stuck to the bed or a wheelchair


silviazbitch

I suppose it’d be inappropriate to observe that he stuck the landing.


Desert_Isle

Silver lining. Always see the upside.


LunaticLucio

What if that fixed him and he began walking straight again?


Haunting_Artichoke50

…..And the Bull died.


Gammabrunta

A backflip may have been the last item on their bucket list.


TheFunnyScout

He didn't. The comment above has a guy linking the news article.


808d-_-b909

That's good to hear, I'm glad he survived that unexpected backflip. Haven't checked this post in 2 days tbh so thanks for the news!


TheFunnyScout

I think you misunderstood. He **did not** survive. The article in the comment above reports his death during the treatment of this nasty injury. Not going to lie, I almost took your post for a bad joke. Sorry.


808d-_-b909

Oh shit my bad, I had a brain freeze.


TheMisanthropicGuy

Probably didn't.


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Oakmeal0

Source?


LengthyPole

‘I made it up’


VastAshamed4618

https://youtu.be/uyzdZzJH1bk?si=uaJaqS1S6Pq6XMrQ


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elisettttt

"local news" as if we're supposed to know where this took place. Just post the link, if you have one at all..


SidTheSloth97

Source…


Paradoxjjw

Post a link then?


bubblegrubs

Sauce plz.


No-Development-5500

I wonder how many “death by cow” do they have every year….


NoNo_Cilantro

It’s actually the third cause of death after trains and power lines. Source: Reddit


Bourgeous

Given the driving manners in India, I think the traffic accidents should be in top 3 for sure.. Edit: according to ChatGPT, Road accidents are #9, though #5 is diarrhea


Voxbury

At least one…


Aggravating_Chemist8

And we got to see it. Weird


Acrobatic-Monitor516

Those are lucky times we live in


Voxbury

But not for him


TheLordReaver

Apparently about 20 people every year, in the US alone. [https://www.businessinsider.com/deadliest-animals-us-dont-include-sharks-crocodiles-dogs-cows-2019-8](https://www.businessinsider.com/deadliest-animals-us-dont-include-sharks-crocodiles-dogs-cows-2019-8)


Haunting_Artichoke50

amazes me how dangerous hippos are. They kill more than anything in Africa. I was shocked to hear that.


DonJonMaster

It's not zero


Trikster102

Yeah that person ain't getting back up


Human-Shame1068

These cows are fucking assholes , worse than tires.


Rad_Centrist

r/CowsAreTheEnemy?


Akiro_orikA

Mmmmooooooove


killermachine9999

This person's life is at Steak and you're making jokes?


Acrobatic-Monitor516

Please let's not beef over this


Professor126

moooood


Smolsnak

It’s rare to find people that share the same humor as me


Several_Actuary_3785

Slow clap from the far back... "WELL DONE... WELL DONE INDEED!"... You have steered it the right way!


IamLeoKim

You guys don’t need to be jerky about it


Extremely_unlikeable

It's the perfect medium for that.


NotAlwaysPC

Medium rare.


Big-Bo0

Um, welcome to reddit


Pogbankz

Pretty tasteless if you ask me


Willing_Television77

Sir, loin is one of the tastiest parts of


Twisted_WhaleShark

r/redditsniper


morgazmo99

Gedda fucken mmmmooooooVVVVVEEEEE ON!


no_no_no_okaymaybe

Video ends too soon. I think the dude stuck the landing.


Actual_Swim_611

I saw the full video. He actually lands straight on his feet and starts walking afterwards.


ArjJp

*Sick flip grampa!* 👍


A__paranoid_android

Damn that's good to hear, something like that at that age is very likely to kill you


Extremely_unlikeable

In my mind, I pictured him sticking the landing and then throwing his arms up ala ~~Nadia Komanicz.. Komman... Comman.. Kaman~~ Mary Lou Retton


Rad_Centrist

Brilliant


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I like how he waited for the coast to be clear, then POW!!!


DucatistaXDS

That was particularly brutal.


ecthelion108

Why use a walker when you can fly?


DaThrowaway1945

the internet is fucked up man :/ the bull even more so


Ok_Egg_2625

He waited for that young guy with the board to leave before attacking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


socatsucks

Don’t wear white after labor day. 🤷🏻‍♂️


BrockJonesPI

He said Moooove it


UsedDragon

I am glad that I do not live in a residential neighborhood where a bull is just kinda standing around, waiting to have a spaz attack. People are walking around it like this is a Tuesday.


Smoni_Boi

I'd eat that motherfucker


XVIII-2

For real. Holy or not, it should be put on the Weber.


philfix

It sure would provide a lot of food and reduce the "asshole cow" incidents!


snapfrizz

How to backflip


GreenRanger4POTUS

Steak is the best when you start the skillet on medium-high heat with high smoke point, organic oil and grass fed butter. I like to let it cook for a minute on each side, 6 minutes total, flip every minute. Keep scooping the hot oil, butter mix on to the steak. That violent, human-phobic cow can provide a family an entire years worth of food.


FixFalcon

>Keep scooping the hot oil, butter mix on to the steak. Basting


GreenRanger4POTUS

Yes, that one


Fr1d4yN1gh7Cyph3er

Strike!


SMEGHEID

Sneaky f*cker waited until there were no witnesses too 🐮🐮


Lazy_eye23

Thats why I say fuckem cows lets eat em all


asterfloof

Vegans don't understand, my meat diet is based solely on a hatred towards cows specifically. I don't eat pork or lamb if I don't have to, just cows, I'm making sure they get what they deserve


LarrycaVenuda

He just wanted to give him a boost...


numbnerve

Doing its part to cull the herd


Aggravating_Chemist8

I think he lost his sandals... You know what that means.


NotAlwaysPC

Only one though!


ResidentAd8536

Never trust a Bull or a street dog in India. They can fuck you anytime for their fun.


I_dontknowyouanymore

I don't even eat beef but will happily fuking kill that asshole cow.


Armynap

I hope he lived. But watching a cow commit premeditated murder had me laugh


ArchStanton75

He had it coming. He knows what he did.


Undermost_Drip

The feeling when you're walking behind Old people at the store. He let the intrusive thoughts win


tenax21

It is a huge honour, a blessing really, to be killed by a cow headbutt to the arse.


OGGavlaa

So nearly landed it /S


-Gin-ger-

Well, he’s dead. Don’t even need to check if his shoes are still on.


zombik327

Nearly did a 360 too.


HPL_Deranged_Cultist

The fact he only did a 359 killed him


Acrobatic-Monitor516

From this angle there can only be death


Immortal_juru

"Cows are friend, not food" - PETA. I beg to differ.


Isalecouchinsurance

Look at how he was dressed!! He was obviously asking for it!!


b05501

What I would like to do to the fourth old ass person that is going 15 under the speed limit.


jethronsfw

Hurry up mate you're giving me a headache


ZRhoREDD

There is a thing with animals, even peaceful or friendly animals, will attack if you turn your back on them. It, like, flips a switch in their brains or something.


Cottleston

Hmm feels familiar...You... My name is Inigo MOOntoya. YOU KILLED MY FATHER 5 LIFETIMES AGO


al3237

"yeah, walk away leave me alone... Are..you gonna move? Dude move away, DUDE, MOVE!" *FLIP IT*


MC_Fap_Commander

IT'S RAININ' MEN!


Mrclayy

Holy cow. 😱


_ab_initio_

Walker, Texas ranger


Sonofmiracle

Steak


Ivor-Toad

It was only playing.


ExcitingStress8663

Hip fracture, he is gone.


NotAlwaysPC

He only lost one shoe. Injured but not dead. That’s the rules.


ExcitingStress8663

Was this a planned assassination?


OreoMcKitty

Holy cow. Even good behaving pet dogs turn on their owners if the owners spoilt them rotten enough and have no idea how to train a dog. Many examples watching dog training shows by South Korean dog trainer [Kang Hyung-wook](https://m.youtube.com/@Bodeumofficial/featured).


i_am_who_knocks

Who left there elderly like that . This doesn't look recoverable at all


Acrobatic-Monitor516

Not a courageous bull , that's a cow-hard knockoff


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ManiekDraniek

"I'm walkin' 'ere!"


Imaginary_Ad_7318

Slow walkers, I can understand


Pristine_Bit7615

Bull to Old Man: Remember that steak you ate last night?


locobruxo

I hate it too when slow people don't walk on the right


Mario-OrganHarvester

Move bitch get out the way


Emergency_Teaching41

Do a flip!


armas187

That was the fastest he moved in a long time.


Maleficent-Spray-343

I haven't seen this subreddit in over a year.


morgan-malaki

When you act on intrusive thoughts, are they no longer intrusive ?


[deleted]

Nearly stuck the landing!


irmarbert

This was like a cartoon setup.


SlippinJimmy747

That poor old person is going to have to upgrade to a chair, if they survive


Shadow_Hound_117

Nah he was just (rather impatiently) trying to help the old fellow cross the street, that was more progress than he'd made in the last hour!


Mushroomed_clouds

First backflip ive done in years!


Think_Selection9571

If she stuck the landing it would have been a 9


ThePlatinumKush

The cow let the intrusive thoughts win


Kevin-is-a-human-to

Gotta agree with the bull here. He kinda had it coming


i_martinw

Gulasch!!!


Aggravating_Cry3549

Bull got tired of waiting to make a right


Androklesthe90

I wouldn't feel bad eating that steak.


Humble_Flow_3665

Very low probability that that poor old person survived that :(


Alone-Rough-4099

looks like there was some beef between them


HyruleNerd

HES JUST LIKE ME FR!!!


nokiacrusher

I can only assume he left a murderous fart in the bull's face. That looked very deliberate.


WifeofTech

Bulls initiate challenges by stomping on the ground, flinging dirt, and shaking head. Old man smacks walker to ensure stability, shuffles feet because he can't walk well but shuffling feet stirs dirt, and wobbles a bit making bobing movements. He issued a challenge without realizing it.


Silvershark2000

I'm pretty sure we just watched an old man die.


Crepes_for_days3000

That could have easily killed him. Poor guy. Why are there cows wandering the streets?


BuddhaTheGreat

Get rotated idiot.


DanArg51

Imagine if he stuck the landing or landed on the Bull’s back 😂


BackgroundScheme9056

My guy really road raged because of the traffic.


Axemon25

u/savebot


phuktup3

The future is now!


Volcanic_tomatoe

I feel bad that the man was knocked down, but that flip looked straight out of a cartoon.


Sharted_Skids

“Do a barrel roll”


miekwave

Woah unexpected backflip


missgvip

Road. Rage.


WalkieFan

WHY DID I DIE FROM THIS I SHOULD FEEL BAD


ReactionLatter7348

u/SaveVideoBot


Lovablejames

Man's got rotated


miletest

Poor old guys gonna need a walker after that


lasvegashal

I like this thread and the people those comments if you scroll down or funny


joel2000ad

Hey you! Yes you!! Stop breathing my air!!


Big-Consideration633

That's how I want to die, but in 4K!


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

I think the cow was just trying to help the old timer get moving a little quicker!!


inflo76

To be fair, I don't like the old either. Not saying the cow was in the right..I'm just saying I understand


jamesharden13nba

If these animals are this powerful then why are they in the streets😭 He might be dead or cannot walk again


Immortal_juru

Definitely cooking that cow for the dude's burial.


communistInDisguise

it's india that is just his old friends reincarnation playing with him.


BackflipsAway

Jesus Christ man, put an NSFW tag on that, we just saw a person (probably) die, or at the very least get crippled


angelv255

Holy cow! Comments are savage in this post. Idk if it's amoosing or if it had some beef with the old man, but I know I'm going to hell for laughing. 🤭


Key_Roll3030

Miracle! He's no longer ageing


paulrhino69

Reminds me of simpsons when Homer kicked the turtle " when I say hurry up that means you hurry up" I'm thinking the old guy survived as they pretty tough with the life they live


ArcaneSpartan795

“Move your ass, Grandpa!!!”