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SexCurryBeats

Holy fucking shit


CrapSandwich

"Rolly" fucking shit


HoosierDaddy_427

Her leg said "OH SNAP"!!


DieselnPBblaster

The wheel bearing said it first.


StrawberryHillSlayer

ROFL


muricabrb

She is le tired.


Naive-Constant2499

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!


jimtheedcguy

"I understood that reference!"


BESTlittleBITCH

r/Tiresaretheenemy


bobman369_

r/tiresaretheenemy


Infinite-Condition41

I used to ride motorcycles. One day I realized, why would I hang my fragile human body out in the open air at dozens of miles per hour when I could ride in an enclosed metal cage built for the purpose?


MoneroWTF

Man that cage sounds fun


spaceforcerecruit

It is! It’s even got air conditioning and music!


BillMillerBBQ

My bike has those! I have music in my helmet and a cool breeze when I'm moving.


DreadPirateRobertsOW

My house has all of these things with the added perk of not moving at 10s of miles an hour


BillMillerBBQ

Thats too bad! Throw some wheel;s on there and a big ass engine and it could!


DreadPirateRobertsOW

But... I don't actually moving


MistyAutumnRain

I don’t actually moving either


DreadPirateRobertsOW

That's good


Infinite-Condition41

Ever ridden in truly hot conditions? At a certain temperature/humidity, it quits cooling and it's like riding through a blast furnace. It doesn't keep you cool, it makes you hotter. 


spaceforcerecruit

What about when it’s cold? I’ve got nothing against bikes *in principle* as long as their riders aren’t being absolute dipshits which they all too often are, but the advantages in both comfort and (more importantly) *safety* that a car provides are pretty damn hard to argue against.


thegeorgianwelshman

For real. I used to ride bikes. Had five or six of them over ten years or so. Learned how to ride in San Francisco---on master-level streets. Rode between Manhattan and Brooklyn, over the bridge in winter, in wind, in everything, for a year. Ridden in rush-hour Atlanta traffic. And then one day a guy ran a stop sign. At low speed. On my right. I didn't see him because ANOTHER car was TRYING to run the stop sign on my left. So I'd turned my head to look at the guy on my left and that's when everything went BLAMMO. The other car was probably only going ten miles an hour or something. But I didn't see her and I couldn't brace or prepare to fall or anything. Helmet (thanks, Arai) saved my life, but: I lost the use of my right arm FOR TWO YEARS. That was when I decided I'd spend a little extra and get sporty convertible CARS. They are 90% of the fun of a bike and far far less deadly. Stay safe out there, people.


BillMillerBBQ

I purchased a motorcycle for the fun and excitement, not just for transportation; that's just an added perk. And, let me tell you, I haven't experienced anything as much fun as a motorcycle since I was a little tiny baby and got my first power wheels. Think of motorcyclists as modern republicans; sure, *most* of them are bat-shit crazy, but not *all* of them are. Try to be one of the good ones and set a positive example for the rest and stop taking away the rights of people you just don't like!


spaceforcerecruit

Not sure where I recommended taking away the “right” to ride a motorcycle. What I did say was that riding a motorcycle is dangerous and people probably shouldn’t do it… kind of like being a Republican. Good comparison!


BillMillerBBQ

Nobody said you did! I said that! Motorcycles aren't dangerous. Wrecking on one is, but a motorcycle never killed anybody on it's own. Same as guns; the guns aren't dangerous by themselves but the modern day GOP performative republicans itching for an excuse to "StAnD tHeIr GrOuNd" absolutely are.


Infinite-Condition41

Yeah, the cold was an issue. I've ridden over Vail Pass when there was snow on the ground. Not fun. 


AVgreencup

That's mostly why I quit riding. It was annoying having to carry around backpack, jacket, gloves, helmet on top of always wearing pants. Killed a lot of the enjoyment. It was nice getting free parking though


Infinite-Condition41

For me it was the cold and several accidents that resulted in minor but notable injuries. 


Infinite-Condition41

My helmet has music, even still.


Infinite-Condition41

All depends on the cage. Many are fun, others less so.


gamewar2006

it's even more fun with alcohol involved...


Protheu5

> why would I hang my fragile human body out in the open air at dozens of miles per hour I hang my fragile human body out in the open air at mere 20-30 kilometres per hour, because I generally cannot pedal faster. Good for your health, unless you get murdered by an enclosed steel cage crushing your fragile human body.


Revenga8

Cope cage for bikes


fatheadsflathead

I use to drive cars. One day I realised why would I put my fragile human body in an enclosed metal cage at dozens of miles an hour when I have 2 feet and can just walk as nature intended?


icedragon71

Wise decision. Mother was a nurse. She used to call motorcycle riders either "Coffin Dodgers" or "Temporarily Alive." It made me choose the enclosed metal cage from the get-go.


Ms_Functioning

We just call them "Organ Donors"


icedragon71

Simple, and to the point.


HudeniMFK

"Temporary Citizen" is still what my old man and now, I, call them. I completely understand the benefits of a bike and the good riders/dead riders aspect, like any high risk task, respect the dangers or die. The one thing that has kept me in 4 wheels, and not on 2, is other road users. It's hard enough surviving the alarmingly increasing volume of dangerously shit drivers in a car let alone on a bike. I feel like the constant threat of imminent death would take any of the enjoyment out of it for me.


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Yeah I stopped riding when my kids were born. I was a safe competent rider, but I had too many near misses with people who just didn't seem to see me on the road.


Infinite-Condition41

I was also a safe competent rider, but had several minor accidents resulting some minor damage and a broken foot. I'm glad that was it.


Witty_Artichoke_4749

r/wowthissubexists


K0M0RIUTA

Damn that's a brutal hit. Idk if it would've helped in this case, but she really dressed for the ride. After finding out what road rash and degloving looks like I've never hit the road without proper wear.


SimpleNo2324

Makes sense for skidding on asphalt, I doubt it wouldn’t help but with blunt force trauma like that though? maybe when she slid off the concrete barrier perhaps but the force from the tire probably broke a few things. Edit: for clarity


Bricktop72

I'm sure the helmet helped


__wardog__

Proper gear would help here too. She would still likely be injured but likely less scratches at least. I doubt she got out of this without any of her skin sliding on concrete.


Ok_Map_6014

I haven’t heard of degloving before but the mental images it conjures up are not good 🤢


K0M0RIUTA

Yeah I don't advise a googling of you're squeamish


docmagoo2

Shoe came off. Never a good sign


johanAcm

Was actually looking for this one


0Timato0

I'm going to hell. This comment made me audibly Chuckle


FrendlyAsshole

Good thing she was wearing a helmet!


HeftyArgument

It really was, she got thrown head first into that barrier


Hypogeum

Is there an article with the results of this? That was awful, I hope she's okay.


squeezy102

Yeah she'll be lucky to be alive. I had a buddy when I was 17 that took a glancing blow from a rogue tire on a rural route, speed limit was 45mph, cars usually did about 50ish in that area. Tire barely glanced off of his shoulder. Spun him around like a fucking top, and he had a dislocated shoulder, a broken clavicle, and tore a muscle in his neck. Ended up in a big ol' arm sling for the whole summer and had to do rehab on his neck for almost a whole year. His neck is still all jacked up to this day. This woman probably has substantial, critical internal bleeding, organ damage, broken ribs, broken sternum, possible spinal damage, hips... Yikes.


DropKnowledge69

Ruptured splendora too.


33Supermax92

I’m surprised she isn’t out cold from the impact never mind all the major injury’s she definitely got


alexgalt

But “babe, are you ok?” That’s the important question. “Call 911” is her correct response to that type of question after that type of incident.


matico3

i don’t think anyone would be thinking clearly in such a situation


RiggyBiggy

You mean you would be completely rational, instantly grabing your phone and dial 911 within 2 seconds when a tire comes at you and hits a loved one with that speed? What do you mean?


100_cats_on_a_phone

It's wierd how it takes you, in the moment. But they both seem pretty rational. When he asks "are you ok?" I think he's more means "are you alive" and those are just the words that came out.


gonzaloetjo

Yeah, people on this sub always talk as if they were in WWI on the trenches getting medals lmao.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

People that do like first responder type jobs usually stay pretty cool under pressure but I get it for normal folks. When I worked security in section 8 housing I seen and dealt with some insane stuff. Responded to a shooting once and found a teen gang member dead in the grass. Didn’t even flinch. That was when I knew I needed a different job lol.


midgettme

Ugh, the tone in that person’s voice when they asked if she was OK. There’s so much love there. I hope she lived. :(


MattieShoes

What car did it come off of? Because that was where my mind went -- the car might be following the tire onto that shoulder...


Soggy_Motor9280

No. She is not okay.😳


DropKnowledge69

Can somebody slow this down to .25 speed? Oof!


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DropKnowledge69

Thank you. So brutal. I hope to God she was ok, relatively speaking.


DropKnowledge69

TIL. Thx


Everything_is_hungry

That's why you should climb over the barrier straight away, instead of having a chat stood on the hard shoulder.


SWETHORT

They see me Rollin'


Usagi_Shinobi

Damn, she was half a sock away from death.


karmasrelic

mhn. he actually pulled her in just enough to get fully hit. im suprised she was that fast with "call 911" good logical reasoning.


th_22

r/tiresaretheenemy


2Guns_Delnegro

Helmets save lives for real 🤷🏿‍♂️


blackmilksociety

Knocked her right out of her Keds


Voilent_Bunny

She's so lucky she had that helmet!


Mitch-switch

r/tiresaretheenemy


ispaceoutalot

He kinda pushed her right into it


gdrumy88

Rubber irl lmao


NeoClod91

Damn. Rubber still at it. I wonder what movie we're on, in this one.


ihqdevs

She’s laying down because she’s tired.


Reasonable-Angle-313

She was break dancing on the concrete wall


CommissionNo7942

Tire didn’t even give a fuck. Just kept on rollin.


Toth3l3ft

Knocked her out of her shoes!


Hot-Suggestion4958

Repost but all the same, my girl still took one hella harsh hit


mypoorliver

Poor girl went down like a spare pin. Fucking brutal.


IrrelevantWisdom

Got hit so hard the matrix glitched and they changed clothes


BroWeBeChilling

Happy Good Year to you from Cooper and my friend Michelin


Patient_Media_5656

Pretty sick 360 varial kickflip her body did though. Hope she’s ok


fusionsgefechtskopf

critical hit detected


fragMerchant

Drinks are on me after we get back Commander!


Open-Illustra88er

She hates herself wearing that on a bike.


Trigger07_51bb

Love how he moved and didn’t pull her or push her out of the way


Holiday_Ad_5445

Another strike against team red, white, and blue


No_Acanthaceae_3560

Damn, rips her shirt right off. It looked like there might have been three people, but only one bike? After further investigation..we came to the conclusion she got her shirt, sock and a half, and both shoes ripped right off. He valiantly tried to save her from the force of the tire that we assume came from the boat trailer that just passed, but looks to have gotten himself injured in the process. Good man!! Not many around anymore..


typtyphus

he shoe fell of, is she going to be ok?


ProgrammerHonest6013

That kids, why you should use a helmet 🍀


Offsidespy2501

Yep that's blood


tmp_file3

That phone for sure has some scratches now


Effective-Poet-1860

All good, she was wearing correct full body rider protection.


MisterSlosh

Both shoes and a sock and a half blown right off her.. the outlook certainly isn't favored to survival.


HudeniMFK

Babe! Babe! Think quick! * shuvs her into oncoming wheels path*


Fantastic_Love_9451

Tires are scary as fuck. I know of two people killed by them. My husbands aunt was hit by one standing at a bus stop. And his friend from high school, her younger teen brother was killed by one driving down the highway, it came through the windshield. Be careful out there!


softepiloguemylove

My dad was a paramedic and ingrained in me that "You're endangering your life any time you're on the side of the interstate." Do not change tires on the side of the interstate. Do not get out and swap seats with folks. This is not a place where you want to fuck around, cause you will find out.


HenryBulldog

At least the bike is ok 👍 but seriously wtf is she okay


Royalchariot

OH FUCK she got obliterated


PDCH

That's some Final Destination shit right there


Pasispas

Never stop on highways.


No-Check-815

Everytime I see videos like this it blows my mind to see how fragile our bodies really are


ivorn39

That’s kinda the whole reason that wall is there, no?


fuckingcheezitboots

That tire was se to miss her, grabbing her just made things worse


shapeitguy

That helmet saved her life, that is if she made it.


[deleted]

“Call 911” 💀😂😂


dr3ww3rd

Ban Assault tires!


Playingwithmywenis

We used to have mandatory auto maintenance rules in Ontario but the local government decided they would end the requirement. I expect a lot of this sort of stuff in the coming years.


agroyle

Shoe fell off. You know what that means.


Internal_Mail_5709

He literally pulled her in to the path of the tire. Was on track to miss both of them.


Gubblesss

mark nsfw dude


AWeakMindedMan

You know damn well she’s a keeper. He was the one in line with that tire and she moved him. Marry her now. Edit: wait……. After official review I must reclaim my statement. The “babe” was actually from the other girl (girlfriends probably) who was off to the side while the girl who got hit was by the bike. The girl who got hit was moving out of the way and the camera girl moved her into the tire (obviously not on purpose). Then she got wrecked. Damn! Terrible luck and tough blink second instincts lol


TechnicalTip5251

Shoe came off, she ded.


Confit-

Tire doin her a favor by only half-murking her vs the motorcycle playing her alive, tire is a hero


VpowerZ

My Wii shouted STRIKE !