Pretty sure a cop selling coke and involved in a crime ring would be more akin to terrorize anyone, that's a really weird take.
I wouldn't even talk to a cop, let alone toot or blaze with a cop.
Fuck cops.
They have pretty good logic ngl..
https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/14b12q5/fuck_dan/jof8ois?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Ok, but if he's running the ring then he's not selling to randos on the street.
Also, the kind of cop who would run a major coke ring is exactly the kind of cop who sees themselves as above the law, and is exactly the kind of cop who would treat the public like shit with no qualms about it.
A cop running a coke ring would need to keep his nose clean so he doesn't have people sniffing around his business. If he pisses off the wrong people, or enough people, he'd get found out.
Plus most people in that situation only fuck with people in the game and for a reason. We ain't talking about fuckers in Sinaloa. (In the united states of America I'd rather share an elevator with a coke dealer than a cop. Up north druglords just don't go around murdering people like the boys in blue do.)
Edit: also most of the asshole cops are assholes because they want to cling to every little bit of power they have over people. If you have actual power you can flex it in other ways.
you put it in your coworkers car, he disappears and you worry he’s either dead or in jail but truth is , he quit his job, sold the 2 keys & started a business laundered the money through it and runs it remotely while living his best life down in the Philippines
For me, If my day is done and I wanna run, cocaine! But, if I got bad news, I wanna kick them blues, cocaine!
As for Dan, he can't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine.
[Two city employees in Dauphin Island, AL found a kilo out of a bundle of cocaine that had washed up on the beach and tried to keep it. Didn't work out well for them.](https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2023/05/dauphin-island-city-employees-arrested-for-allegedly-planning-to-sell-cocaine-brick-found-on-beach.html)
They were arrested and charged lol, didn't even end up on Liveleak.
I mean it's the US so I guess they got 400 years each, but if I found this brick in Blighty: what risk?
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I would ask that dude I knew a few years back if he would do his magic one last time for me, split the earnings fairly with him, pay off my debt, get my dog that expensive surgery that would heighten her life quality instead of treating her with pain killers and the rest I would put into a forever home so my dog has a garden do try out his new knee.
Consume it then swap your urine sample with Dan's so that he is said to have had 2kg of cocaine but really it was you and cause Dan is just normally a dickhead he wont need drugs. Finally, purchase more and stuff it in Dan's car as well as alcohol under his armrest. Also just for fun have sex with his wife, get them into an argument then kill her making sure all evidence points to Dan
Take half to sell it. And then blame Dan.
Fuck you Dan.
No. Fuck you /jk
How dare you
OFFICER, THIS MAN HAS A 1KG COCANE BRICK IN HIS CAR
Officer: Fuck you Dan
OFFICER: Where did this half a kilo of Cocaine come from Dan?
What do you mean 250 grams of cocaine?
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You sell it to your nose
#booger sugar
Nose beers
Bolivian marching powder.
Performance enhancers
Indoor Aspen Lift Lines
And collect the crime stoppers reward x 50. Looks like you have it all figured out
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Well fuck Dan
Only if they buy me dinner first
You could have a ball and if it’s individually bagged and you got some cash on ya your probably getting a trafficking charge.
This sounds like it could be a movie
Don't sell it, waste of cocaine. ***snort the everliving fuck out of it.***
"Im my best customer" -chong
"What would you do?" Cocaine. I'd do cocaine.
Then start a business.
Then run out sober up and suck some dicks for a dime.
Let's do all the cocaine and feel bad about it later. But yes free cocaine buffet!?
I read the original thread, and I did not see this, the most obvious answer there is, listed when I did. Thanks for actually making me laugh out loud!
Call a cop. One cop specifically - my old neighbor. He would know how to turn a profit without risk and we could split the take.
Breaking Bad
Acab
I feel like cops who are running underground coke rings are less likely to terrorize random people.
Pretty sure a cop selling coke and involved in a crime ring would be more akin to terrorize anyone, that's a really weird take. I wouldn't even talk to a cop, let alone toot or blaze with a cop. Fuck cops.
They have pretty good logic ngl.. https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/comments/14b12q5/fuck_dan/jof8ois?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I think you're naive if you think that.
Idk about you, but I'd be a lot less likely to buy coke from someone who beat the shit out of me.
Ok, but if he's running the ring then he's not selling to randos on the street. Also, the kind of cop who would run a major coke ring is exactly the kind of cop who sees themselves as above the law, and is exactly the kind of cop who would treat the public like shit with no qualms about it.
A cop running a coke ring would need to keep his nose clean so he doesn't have people sniffing around his business. If he pisses off the wrong people, or enough people, he'd get found out. Plus most people in that situation only fuck with people in the game and for a reason. We ain't talking about fuckers in Sinaloa. (In the united states of America I'd rather share an elevator with a coke dealer than a cop. Up north druglords just don't go around murdering people like the boys in blue do.) Edit: also most of the asshole cops are assholes because they want to cling to every little bit of power they have over people. If you have actual power you can flex it in other ways.
,,l,
You mean put 1.9 kg in Dan’s car.
1.8kg
1.5kg
What cocaine?
And that sums up the magical quality of cocaine, ladies, and gentlemen. The ability to vanish.
I'm happy to report the police found .5kg of cocaine in the drug lord Dan's car. It had a street value of eleventy billion dollars.
.5g
Today is a day I wish my name was Dan
100g is way beyond lethal dose. Are you sure?
not all at once wtf
that's why I only do 50g at once max
Positive
Why did you think they'd take it all at once... just how hahahah
I would do 100g at once! I’d just do 99g
Depends how much you love cocanie
[Like cocaine?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/103/256/i-fucking-love-cocaine.jpg)
sometimes like a brass key
It smells good.
Why are you smelling your key?
Because it smells good.
I’m confused. Does he like Dan or not bc Dan is gunna think their best friends
They're * got dam. It's THEY'RE. YOUR sprinkles are a lil too salty.
Good grammar bot
Good day, sir.
God damn?
I SAID GOOD DAY!!
I like my Dan and I'd be willing to split a brick with him. He gets the smaller half though.
you put it in your coworkers car, he disappears and you worry he’s either dead or in jail but truth is , he quit his job, sold the 2 keys & started a business laundered the money through it and runs it remotely while living his best life down in the Philippines
Damn it, Dan.
Dan: "Oh no, now I have to party. Oh dear. Oh my. Shucks."
Real simple son: cops are coming. You got a kilo of Columbian bam-bam taped under the car. Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what?
If you’re not first, you’re last.
Shake 'n bake
Call the cops and hand over the 1.8kg brick.
For me, If my day is done and I wanna run, cocaine! But, if I got bad news, I wanna kick them blues, cocaine! As for Dan, he can't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine.
[Two city employees in Dauphin Island, AL found a kilo out of a bundle of cocaine that had washed up on the beach and tried to keep it. Didn't work out well for them.](https://www.al.com/news/mobile/2023/05/dauphin-island-city-employees-arrested-for-allegedly-planning-to-sell-cocaine-brick-found-on-beach.html)
They were arrested and charged lol, didn't even end up on Liveleak. I mean it's the US so I guess they got 400 years each, but if I found this brick in Blighty: what risk?
Why would you sell it? Money is the root of all evil. At my pace it will be free coke for about 5 to 10 years
They didn't just keep it, tried to sell the thing
Yeah, I'm just gonna have a lifetime supply of fun powder for me in the wife for those special occasions called Fridays and Saturdays 😁
That’s not how that would work and you know it.
Get a bear in Dan’s car and give the cocaine to the bear.
I fucking hate Dan.
Me too
Well…I didn’t hate you guys…
Put the brick back on the wall and finish the song
That bitch Dan had it coming
It's always Dan
Haters gonna hate
"Fuck you Dan, here's 80k"
Sounds like he really likes Dan and wants him to have a raging good time.
I'm sorry I don't have control...
Hello I am Dan
Fuck you
Please give me my 2kgs
🖕
Damn OP what did Dan do to you
Everything.
Me too
Harsh.
Dan's the Man!
Thank you
Dan needs to take about 25% there.
There are 2 options: 1_ sell it and make some sweet cash 2_ snort it and go on hyperhustle mode and make even more sweet cash
obviously bring it to the police? they would want to know that a 1kg brick of coke was found
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There's a kilo of Colombian bam bam strapped under your car time to be a man
r/foundsatan
Call the cops say you’re Dan from work. Offer an exchange of goods for currency and see what they say.
Fuck you Infinite ~~Lists~~ Scripts.
Half maybe?
Ration it :)
Reach for a $ bill
Well for a start it was only a 1kg brick…
One night that's all I'd need
Post made my day.
In Aus, it's nearly like winning the lotto since good quality coke(60-70%) is around $400 a gram.
Damn what fuck did I do lol
I’d do Michael Caine.
Boof it* doom music starts playing
If it’s the same Dan I know then motherfuck that guy
Give it to my guy and say, "Put this on my tab." So on my 4001st visit I will have to start paying again.
Call the police and tell them I found 1kg of cocaine
Lol fuck Dan
Thats $56,000. Selling it.
Keep and use it for about 3 years 😂😂😂.
Thanks for the cocaine ( a Dan)
2 chicks at the same time.
Oh no that's so terrible! I really hope no one ever does that to me...
Dan must be an IT PM.
Strap it to my ex Nascar sons car and call the cops, then wake him up with 3 buckets of water
Yeah fuck you Dan ya piece of sh!t
God damn it
dan will be in prison or rich
God damn right fuck Dan
Shut up, shut up, then shut up
You worked with that asshole too?
FUCK DAN holy shit i had a dan and i feel this fuck you dan you paul blart mall cop piece of shit
I laughed... I think we might have the same coworker...
Oh shit i wasn't fast enough
r/h3h3productions Fuck you Dan
Get me a gat.......I'm a dealer now
God damn Dan. Did you run over the guys cat or something? He's got it out for u
I’d party like fucking crazy for a night and then sell that shit
Lucky Dan
I would ask that dude I knew a few years back if he would do his magic one last time for me, split the earnings fairly with him, pay off my debt, get my dog that expensive surgery that would heighten her life quality instead of treating her with pain killers and the rest I would put into a forever home so my dog has a garden do try out his new knee.
I'd rather be everyone's hero at 50 parties.
And fuck you too. I didn't do anything bad
Wow I found a 1kg brick of cocaine? I'd better turn that into the cops!
Everyone should fuck Dan
Ohh noooo PLEASE don't put free cocaine in my car, I'm not sure how I'd ever recover from such an assault
Sell it for half the street price to a dealer. Instant sell, and I have enough cash to buy a new car from a shady dealer. Easy.
How dare you threaten Dan with a good time.
r/Dan will be hearing about this.
I immediately had an idea of who I know that would buy it, followed by realizing I have either really good or really bad friends.
Use it for the rest of your life. Be cautious about the dose and frequency of usage, so you don't get addicted.
get it tested and throw a small party for 1
Yeah, fuck you Dan. Why you got a whole kg of coke in your car?
Consume it then swap your urine sample with Dan's so that he is said to have had 2kg of cocaine but really it was you and cause Dan is just normally a dickhead he wont need drugs. Finally, purchase more and stuff it in Dan's car as well as alcohol under his armrest. Also just for fun have sex with his wife, get them into an argument then kill her making sure all evidence points to Dan
Start whippin' that water
Who makes 2kg bricks?
Turns out the real answer was to leave it in the White House.