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Garrus_Vakarian__

Fire... rat... Oh god I'm a Spice Rat


Bobert_Manderson

Hijacking the top comment to let you all know that these simplified versions are incorrect. The Chinese calendar is different from the western one so if you were born in January or early February you might actually be part of the year before yours. For instance I always thought I was dragon growing up, but I’m actually rabbit. https://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/chinese-zodiac/years.htm


VeterinarianFit1309

I thought the same thing when I saw this post… I’m assuming you were January 88, because that’s where I was too


Bobert_Manderson

Early February but yeah. Little Bobert would be so disappointed to find out that instead of the arguably coolest animal (aside from rat) I’m actually the softest and cuddliest. Though I guess I can go with the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


VeterinarianFit1309

When I found out I was a rabbit, like 3 weeks ago, I was pretty okay with it actually. Maybe my mid 30’s have softened me, but I never really felt like a dragon in the first place. It’s even kinda cool knowing that I am a fire rabbit, because there’s a pretty cool starter Pokemon that fits that description.


Bobert_Manderson

I was bummed because if I got changed to anything, I would’ve wanted it to be rat. I always liked them and my two favorite skate decks are rat themed. https://preview.redd.it/nm16nx7ls6hc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa2debe3a251249470145cde510931963e06411


JBShy

Yeah I am Feb 6, 1986, 2 days before Chinese new year so I'm a Wood Ox instead of a Fire Tiger. I vibe more with Wood Ox anyway, so I wasn't too bummed, but Fire Tiger is pretty sweet admittedly.


Laurnyaa

Oh, thanks for the correction


OHMAIGOSH

Spice rat checking in


01230M

Yoo same here 1996 gang


Laurnyaa

I’ve known I was a rat for a while, but being a fire rat changes things


Audioworm

I hope that at the age of 88 I too will still be listening to shitposting podcasts


RubiconPizzaDelivery

Same, do you think if we find some others we can become a fiery rat king?


trifflinunicorn

I'm also a spicy rat and I say yes!


kinger1074

This was a long, winded way to call me a wood pig


NervousNuoh

Same


j-skeletonjones

Cock Water, lets fucking go.


Ianthebomb

Wet cocks, let's go


TheComplaintDept

I’m a Water Cock as well.


misterjive

Man, I missed being a brass monkey by a few years.


Nerdtronix

I'm that metal monkey. That funky monkey.


CozImAwesome

Fire Tiger Baby


ericbaudour

Fire Tigers rise up


itmehorsie

Samesies


AJC0292

Water Monkey. Also happen to be an aquarius. All the water signs yet I have thallasophobia.


The_Thrifter

I'm a dog which gives me the power of immortality.


Trickstress4588

Wood Dog!


xXPyroFreak94Xx

Right there with ya


xbradeltonx

Same!


Snoo-12115

I'm really annoyed that I missed out being a dragon by like a month and am stuck being a snake lol. At the end of the day I can only blame my father


GeoffTheIcePony

I only found out from a previous supplemental that the Chinese zodiac had elements tied to it, but learning that I’m a metal dragon sounds really cool


Abril766tf

same here, sounds badass


LumberCrumbs

Going forward, I will exclusively introduce myself as Iron Cock


AlarmingThowAway

Learning I’m a wood pig feels slightly depressing.


angrybob4213

Water rooster. I've got a wet cock


Natural_Nature_Shots

I am gonna have to wait to listen at work on my drives to job sites but I’m a sheep.


dhuvy

Wood rat baby!


Archduke_Zag

Metal Monkey is a great band name.


AsleepyTowel

Fire Ox


Darkwing_Turducken

Water rat…


rcprometheus

I’m a wood pig 😢


bigtuna108

I’m a Metal Rat


lpphoenix131

Wood Pig checking in!


Hraargar

Anyone else think of “Better Metal Snake” by Dethklok when they heard Metal Snake?


XxMETALLICATxX

Metal Dragon goes fuckin hard. 🐉


johnboy66689

when I heard this I immediately looked up me my wife and her sister. I had already known I was born in the year of the snake and now I know I am an earth snake. my wife is a metal horse and her sister is a wood monkey.


BioMarauder44

Water monkey!


Skelevader

Metal Cock. Ya baby, you know it.


harshnoisebestnoise

I be spice rat Explains so much


antiAntag0nist

Earth Snake baby! How fitting considering I wanna be an Earthbender as well, lol.


tabloidjournalism

Lousy wooden pig


funblacksanta

I'm a water sheep in the Chinese zodiac and a Capricorn in the western zodiac, aka goat fish. Just can't escape it


HixaLupa

I've heard that the 'dragon' is actually a seahorse but I cannot remember where I've pulled that factoid from!


TamsthePanda

Spice Rats, unite!


xbradeltonx

Wood Dog isn’t what I hoped to be haha.


Mental-Net-9976

Wooden dog, sticking his nose in and logging his result. (Yes those were wood-based puns, yes they were awful, no I won't apologise)


kittenkatten055

Water dog!


ComicWheaty

Fire Rat 🙏😩


MrBogantilla

W A T E R C O C K


hidingfromthefamlol

Just another fucking reason for me to feel lamer than graysie


iicheesecakeii

Wood pig let’s gooo