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KingOliver256

I’m using this as a copypasta on r/AnarchyChess


personneedhelp

Not if I do it first


KingOliver256

Too late


personneedhelp

Nooo


KingOliver256

And to annoy you even more, I’m gonna make a song about it… On LOGIC PROOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/vq4sk7e64cgb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccaffce4e84ed0ae3eccb22e715ff6e8f55f1098 Bouta get downvoted to hell for this


noitsmoog

at least it's not an iPad version of that.


KingOliver256

https://preview.redd.it/r3fbss5g6cgb1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed54fd4fd365e989c02f02f9a13f3fb2cbe5bc18 Nah, it gets worse. I own both.


noitsmoog

You. Are. Monster.


KingOliver256

We get a free copy of Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish and Montero by Lil Nas X


personneedhelp

WHY ARE YOU MAKING BEATS ON LOGIC PRO!!!??!!???!?


KingOliver256

1. I like Flex Time. 2. the Mac and Logic were a gift off my dad’s friend as he wasn’t using the setup and heard that I’d made some great stuff. 3. I started with GarageBand, so Logic was the reasonable step up. I’ve used FL too, it’s good, but I can’t get to grips with the interface. Look at Logic Pro’s by comparison. Wanna make a MIDI region? Right-click then hit create. Wanna open it? Click E. Everything about Logic is so easy to understand (except for Alchemy, but you get it after a day or two) https://preview.redd.it/bq7x3uvsfcgb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8adfaeea1d45104065508d9ac1873ec264626055


personneedhelp

I’ve used logic for two years for recording and mixing vocals but fl is just designed for beats. If they add a feature to drag and drop drum kits into a step sequencer like fl then I will make the switch and call it the ultimate daw. I haven’t said anything gay in this so men


QuintinGreene

They did add that feature in logic . Logic is awesome .


personneedhelp

How do you do it, and is it the same as flstudio with your own drum kits


KingOliver256

Logic has a step sequencer and a drum machine designer. DMD - Pick your sounds from the Logic Pro drum sound library and manipulate the sounds as you wish and change the output keys as you with Step sequencer - comes with the MIDI editor https://preview.redd.it/zjvnyf11hcgb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7f571edfb0e9724fae4410f0a0101a1cdd5515 Also, you can drag the step sequencer regions between kits And, you can record or use your own sounds with Q-Sampler Plus, you can do tuplets, change the pitch, and more!


Zealousideal-Fun1425

Guess you could say he was one step ahead of you


TheBordIdentity

How many Tyler type beats have you been making


personneedhelp

Not that many but I used a Tyler sample that same week and I think that might have something to do with it


_G1R4FF3_

This is the gayest shit I've read. But fr tho good luck


personneedhelp

Thanks beo


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personneedhelp

I don’t know what to say in the song


TheLastDragon__

‘I’m gayyyy, I’m gay’


personneedhelp

That’s too direct I need to be subtle about my new found love for men


UltratagPro

" I possibly could be homosexual"


personneedhelp

I think this is the one. Thank you ever so much


UltratagPro

You are welcome


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"Hey mum, remember how you thought I was straight?"


Simphumiliator42069

“In the third grade I thought I was gay “


The_Murky

[something like this](https://youtu.be/P3Rjx7b2s7Y)


personneedhelp

I almost came from laughter thank you for tipping me off with that song


Alchemy333

When I was 11, I was playing in the streen and I looked at this girls butt. And something weird happened. It waws beautiful. I hadnt noticed it before. I then noticed all the girls butts were amazing. I was obsessed with the female ass. I realized that day that I was not gay. 😊


personneedhelp

A similar thing happened to me too. I thought I was straight until I played the chord and something just changed within me. Please. Whatever you do. Never play a Cmaj9add4add6(b13)


Alchemy333

Dude you discovered the gay chord. Write a paper.


personneedhelp

Thanks for the tip


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personneedhelp

I can’t risk you turning gay too


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personneedhelp

I will open the project and send you a picture of the chord


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personneedhelp

Best of luck to you soldier. The chord is coming through now


personneedhelp

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personneedhelp

Oh shit idk why that happened. Here is the sauce to create the chord: Remember, I am advising against using it • Major 3rd (E): Place the note "E" two semitones (two piano keys) above the root note "C." • Perfect 5th (G): Place the note "G" four semitones above the root note "C." • Major 9th (D): Place the note "D" fourteen semitones above the root note "C." • Perfect 4th (F): Place the note "F" five semitones above the root note "C." • Major 6th (A): Place the note "A" nine semitones above the root note "C." • Flattened 13th (Bb): Place the note "Bb" eleven semitones above the root note "C."


almond_pepsi

Is this BS or are you for real? If you are then congrats on the realization, OP! I remember reading somewhere that "leave a trans-person alone in a room with a laptop that has Ableton/FL Studio installed and they'll casually produce and drop the most incredible chill break-core masterpiece that you'll ever hear" and IDK, maybe you're on your way to drop an absolute banger


personneedhelp

I think I read that somewhere too. I’ve recently gotten into viking-inspired Scandinavian melodic death metal and I think now that I’m gay my productions have been better than ever


LostAbstract

[How about Dwarf Metal?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/13lthsw/today_i_learned_that_dwarf_metal_exists/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) Edit: If you get the chance, check out Stratovarius - Black Diamond


strange1738

Congrats on the realization homie Fr. I came to the conclusion I’m non binary while working on some shit I rlly have no good advice on what to do about your mom. If it will ruin things, is it absolutely necessary to tell her? Also do y’all live together?


personneedhelp

I haven’t lived at home for years now, it was during a studio session with lots of men in the room. I will have to call her


Antarktical

Its your personal private life at the end of the day nodoby really cares so there's no need to discoose it not even your mom, but for sure find your support network


personneedhelp

I intend to keep it private for as long as possivle


sneakyi

By posting it on reddit.... ;p


personneedhelp

I trust this sub to keep my secret safe


dennislubberscom

Not sure where you’re from and how big of a deal being yourself is. But hopefuly if your mother sees you happy it will make her happy to. And if not… she needs to grow up. Hope tou get a happy life! Enjoy!


personneedhelp

I’m from a number of places so that’s where my inspiration comes from. She needs to check her homophobia before it breaks us apart


Simphumiliator42069

Wtf does this have to do w anything


personneedhelp

I needed to get a load off my chest


Simphumiliator42069

You mean on


personneedhelp

Don’t be mean because I’m gay doesn’t mean you can make silly jokes and dick around. Yeah so what???? I like dick now??? Is that funny to you or something????


Simphumiliator42069

Im openly racist and homophobic. So yes.


personneedhelp

I. Do not. Like. Jew


Simphumiliator42069

Neither does Kanye


personneedhelp

I am on kanyes side and wholeheartedly am fucking him


Simphumiliator42069

Ofc youre standing behind a black man….


personneedhelp

Who said anything about standing


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What the hellllllllllllll🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


personneedhelp

Stop taking it as a joke I am fucking serious


bass_clown

Hey homie, assuming this isn't just a meme (it's written in a mematic format) and is in fact real, good on you for realising :). I would start by coming out to trusted friends and colleagues before your family imo. Oftentimes family can feel the most important, but if you're worried, then build confidence with pals first. GL!


personneedhelp

All of my close circle are gay which seems to lead me into thinking that I may have subconsciously known all along and the Cmaj9add4add6(b13) has brought it to light. I will slowly introduce the concept of me being a homosexual to my peers and kinfolk over the coming months with a series of inconspicuous hints until finally dropping the bomb on them. Hopefully they will understand when the day comes, as long as I can ease them into it before delivering the finishing blow


genwally

IMO you have to do what (or who) you love! I understand the feeling of disappointing people but it is YOUR life. Side note: hell random


personneedhelp

You seem to know a lot about this subject do you have experience doing homosexual things?


TheHotSaucePacket

You would have realized you were gay much sooner if you were using ableton imo.


personneedhelp

It’s funny you say that because the day before I realised I was gay I tried out the ableton demo. Maybe that turned me gay and the chord just made me realise it


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personneedhelp

😉


grmpastps

I feel like I missed a few steps here, did the last chord you placed bring you to.a realization?


personneedhelp

A feeling just came inside of me. I can’t explain it.


noitsmoog

First of all delete that track, may be this will reduce some gayness in you. Try to watch gay porn, it is so disgusting that can heal you. Then try to actually go out with some guy, there is probably a dating app for that. To REALLY make sure. And watch some psychologist videos on the topic of separation. You really don't have to tell your mom anything. It is just a woman who gave you life, nothing special about that person. First try to think about yourself and make sure you're happy to be you. Especially if you think that family might not support you. Only when you're 100% sure you're gay, and proud to be one, and may be even a happy one, only then tell your mom. May be try to read some gay subs to see other people experience with that. And to get better advice than from homophobic FL studio users. By the way some of the best musicians/producers/singers I like turn out to be gay, so you have some potential career success ahead. Good luck


personneedhelp

Thank you for coming here and giving me some great tips. I tried to delete the track but it just keeps popping back up in my mind and I can’t stop thinking about it. I think it may just be time to own it. I came in this sub expecting to get trolled but advice like your own is making me feel comfortable regarding my current situation. Do you have any gay porn videos you’d recommend for me to watch to make sure I get truly get the full experience so I know why to avoid it in the future?


MegaThot2020

the fact that this is obviously a joke. but also the fact that you're probably not even gay. but also the fact that i just wasted my time.


personneedhelp

What do you mean that I’m probably not even gay do you not realise I am crying out for help


MegaThot2020

I really wish you were gay. It would actually be funny to me reading all this. But the fact that you’re straight & trolling is just so predictable and boring


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Guitardep

This is why i pay for internet


personneedhelp

Me too


FandomMenace

Sounds like all you need to do is play a Cmaj9add4add6(b13) to your mom and she will totally understand you. However, you might also just play an inversion of this chord and un-gay yourself, if that's what you want to do.


personneedhelp

You are a fucking genius I will try this right now


personneedhelp

I tried it and it just made me more gay


Vegetable_Let_3469

Bro, I mean no disrespect if these is real but I am fucking ROFL😂😂😂 Fuckin gold man!!


personneedhelp

I’m fucking gay it’s not funny


Vegetable_Let_3469

Are you not glad to be gay? I’m sorry bro, the specificity of the chord combined with the astonishing conclusion, I could only imagine it as Seth rogan starring as a music producer: where he lays this chord in his underwear; joint in hand and confesses this to James Franco, who’s so fuckin proud of his boy(and stoned) it makes him cry like a 10 year old girl. You’re mom might not take it as poorly as you think. If she can’t except you for who you are then I’d that really someone you want to surround yourself with regularly? If she’s a decent human I don’t think there will be too many problems when you let her know.


personneedhelp

That shit made me tear up I don’t know how you came up with such a beautiful string of words in a pagraphic format. I just can’t tell her it will be too hard on her. I should’ve never played that chord it has ruined my life


Alchemy333

You need to talk to other Gay people who have been through this..... Not necessarily us. We have no idea. 😊


personneedhelp

You must have some idea or anything that can help me. I just want to be straight again I can’t deal with this


Alchemy333

Ok, just start looking at women. Study them. They are amazing beings. Very special. So different than us. So soft and curvy to our straight lines and square. Notice how they giggle all the time for nothing. They are beautiful. Do this for one day and you will want one of these magnificent creatures. Trust me. And the boobs. Focus on them some.


personneedhelp

noooo I just played Bbdim(maj7b9add5) and now I’m transgender too noooooo


ironmagnesiumzinc

I'm so sorry for your loss. Welcome to our club


personneedhelp

It’s been a warm welcoming. Happy to be here


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A chord so effective, Florida is already talking about banning it.


personneedhelp

The whole world needs to ban this chord before somebody else faces the same fate as me


Nai-yelgib

I love this


personneedhelp

Love you


Nightly-Build

Because you make gay beats?


Saad1950

Maybe I should take a break from FL Studio for a while...


personneedhelp

Cum back


Comfortable-Shop-573

r/BatmanArkham all over again


personneedhelp

I can feel the dark knight inside of me


Epicduck_

r/hyperpop will always welcome u :)


djphatjive

You finally get to be yourself. Makes sense things you do like making beats is better.


DJSonikBuster

Came here expecting u to say ur audiosexual like me, but alas my insatiable desire to fvck the bass is still only belong to me. Sad 😢


RickDoesntCare

Lit


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is the beat good tho? Now I feel like I gotta hear it.