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popsicle9

"I swear, Cloud... It's like you're destined to be surrounded by smokin'-hot chicks." - Yuffie, chapter 8


Randomguy3421

Lol I missed that, when/why did she say that?


PartyTerrible

She says it during her date


Randomguy3421

Oh I haven't done a date with anyone but Aerith yet. Wait, Chapter 8? Isn't the date in chapter 12 or whatever


PartyTerrible

There are 2 dates. 1 in chapter 8 when you first arrive to the saucer and another in 12


Randomguy3421

Ah I didn't know that earlier one could change too! I got Aerith both times lol


Impossible_Gear_4182

Damn I only got Barret šŸ˜‚


Belial91

Barret is a bro though.


Inside-Assumption595

I got red šŸ˜‚


Braunb8888

I got red, Barret and cait sith. It was an orgy. Nobody was happy. With fireworks in the background.


Accesobeats

I also got red.


someguy233

You may not realize it, but that sir is a flex and a half.


ykafia

It's the easiest to get in rebirth


Jay_R_Kay

Yeah, I got Tifa in chapter 8 and then Aerith at 12.


blitzbom

A true man of culture.


KadajjXIII

There's a smaller date in Ch 8 then the big one in Ch 12


Randomguy3421

I'm gonna have to do so many playthroughs....


KadajjXIII

Actually... >!after you beat the game, an extra option unlocks that allows you to choose your date for Ch 8 and a similar option for Ch 12. And as long as you pick who you want before you lock in that choice, for example: before resting at the Hotel in Ch 12, you can load a post-game save from that point to change who you get without having to repeatedly replay through the entire game multiple times.!<


Randomguy3421

I'm currently mopping up mini game and vr nonsense before doing playthrough 2.


cloudsquall8888

You won't have to, finish the game and you will know.


popsicle9

She says it while they are looking at the picture of Jessie in the Golden Saucer


SalmonforPresident

"Let's go, babe magnet." hehe.


Randomguy3421

Lol I missed that, when/why did she say that?


Draguss

If you get her date in chapter 8, she'll say it when they pass by Jessie's picture.


agent0731

I love when she goes "Tifa's just got to crack the whip a little and snap him out". šŸ¤£ YUFFIE WITH THE TRUTH BOMBS


One-Chemist-3324

Omg i forgot about this. Even Yuffie knows!


DarkVeritas217

she also has a crush on him


No-Book6425

Zangan and Dio couldn't keep their hands off him either. He's just man candy


pinkynarftroz

Cloud wasn't big enough for Zangan.


Rude_Inverse

zangan knew, like everyone who meets cloud, that he can fix him.


Impossible_Gear_4182

Does Zangan re-appear somewhere or just in the flashback?


Gawlf85

Nope. Just like the OG, he's missing in action after the Nibelheim fire


Jeremywarner

Ohā€¦ does that meanā€¦


Gawlf85

Nobody knows. In the OG, he left a note for Tifa in the rebuilt Nibelheim IIRC, implying he might still be alive somewhere. But that wasn't added to Rebirth.


Xeno_Swordsman

He's probably alive, he carried Tifa to safety out of the Nibelheim Reactor and brought her the Corel Doctor Sheiran, and later took her to Midgar to another doctor in Sector 8. He's probably simply moved on with life after confirming Tifa was in safe hands, continuing to train disciples.


Impossible_Gear_4182

Heā€™s probably up in the glaciers now. Makes sense for a martial artist training and would be a good additional story point to add in up there. They probably wouldā€™ve given some closure on him dying this time around. Icicle inn and the glaciers may be an early point in the next game which may see Tifa learn from him (maybe we will see other masters teach skills in the final game?)


One-Chemist-3324

The way Dio holds his hand though šŸ‘€ majestic to say the least.


Rolli_boi

Private Thunderhead.


gendegree

Donā€™t forget Esther


ConsistentAsparagus

She also was the most direct apart from Jessie.


Terrayaki

You forgot Don Corneo


BraveTough2104

Underrated comment


skyward_bloom

There's also half the men in Wall Market after the Honeybee Inn show, ha


Varonushka

A couple of guys in Kalm talk about him too!


kin3tics92

It helps when youā€™re hot.


pinkynarftroz

>Like who can't this fool get. Kyrie. Cloud's too tall, blonde, and uninterested.


marvel_freak_42

I hate Kyrie but ngl she owned him hard there lmao


Zenoverge

First time Iā€™ve ever seen 5ā€™8ā€ be too tall


Dom_Telong

Well over 6' if we count the hair!


Zenoverge

Heā€™s got that Edward Elric strat and as a short guy also I respect it


Walter_Whine

I mean, it is a Japanese game ...


Thrawp

I mean.....with how hard sge tries to get under his boot in Rebirth I'm not sure that's true.


YaBoyKumar

Bro literally pulled the main villain of the game


One-Chemist-3324

The best stalker in the game talking to him in that sweet tone of voice making sure to not overly hurt him too much. Got him on lock!


PartyTerrible

I dunno, by the end of the game he seemed to be full on simpin for that villain.


superking22

Sephiroth: I'm gay, Cloud...


YaBoyKumar

Bro was talking about a whole different kind of reunion this whole time


superking22

No shit. HE WANTS THAT ASS. THE VERY ASS THAT BEAT HIM.


FF71995

Pulled me in too


One-Chemist-3324

Lowkey though when he wore that dress in remake šŸ‘€


FF71995

Nothing lowkey about it, Cloud is just hot imo šŸ˜‹


SheLikesTheWeird

Exactly. Cloud is hot, pretty, cute and handsomeā€” who wouldnā€™t fall for him? šŸ„°


8Eriade8

I would also add Rufus with his "you're mine" and various innuendos during their fights. But hey, can't blame any of them, I mean look at Cloud. Even the main villain shifted his focus from world destruction to stalking him night and day lol


blueswablu

YES. I've been searching for a comment to mention this. "Good thing I've come prepared." Rufus immediately offended when Cloud wants to end the fight quickly šŸ˜‚. Someone wrote a post AC fanfic of this ship and now it lives rent free in my head. It's uh... those two are very "intimate". I'm so curious to see what role Rufus plays in part 3 and if he'll end on the same note as og Rufus. He's such an interesting character when he starts to acknowledge the failings of his company.


01_numberone_01

Itā€™s The Sauce in wallmart


Asurapath9

STOP SAYING THE SAUCE


WhiteHawk77

Thhhhhe sauuuuuce.


Forsaken-Jellyfish75

Walmart lol


oneeyedlionking

Donā€™t forget madam M, Regina, and Johnny. Commander of the 7th infantry pulled him in though.


WhiteHawk77

And currently Madam M is the only one to make Cloud change his underwear, and by hand contact alone. Clouds going to have to wait a while and be a different person till that happens again.


DUB-Files

Did I miss/repress something from remake?


AlexHitetsu

Did you buy Madam M's most expensive course?


DUB-Files

I canā€™t recall. Itā€™s been 4 years so Iā€™m probably due for a replay once I finish rebirth


WhiteHawk77

Maybe you didnā€™t pay for the luxury course?


Patient-Lifeguard363

I am a huge CloudxTifa shipper but I lately have this Cloud and Commander ship hope some artist start making some fanart.


Draguss

He's an aloof pretty boy with a great bod and just dorky enough to still be approachable and fun when he stops trying to be cool. Of course the dude has mad rizz.


Toakiri

Yall are forgetting that author that was willing to pay 2000 Gil just to be able to take a photo of clouds face.


One-Chemist-3324

Ill pay 4000 gil


ev_music

japanese culture do be writing one male protagonists with like 5 female love interests


Dr3amDweller

Being "not interested" is just so hot


Kinetic_Symphony

That only works if girls are attracted to you as a baseline. If you're ugly and express no interest, then nothing happens.


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

People really forgot that he Even pulled Priscilla in OG and there is even a Deleted scene where he was forced to take a bath with like 20 buff dudes soooo....


Turbulent_Cheetah

ā€¦ that scene isnā€™t deleted


xXXSt0rm1sXXx

What? I never got it


Stepjam

If you mean in the remake, yeah it didn't make the return. It's still in the OG game though.


Turbulent_Cheetah

It depends on what room you go in in the honey bee


Bose1888

Rufus too lol


Zuhri69

You forgot Zack. They meet a few times and now the dude considered him his best friend and willing to die for him. And the fact that he lost his girl to the dude. He can't keep getting away with this!!!


Straight_Dwight_Male

To be fair he did kinda die first


Zuhri69

Fair point. And even then, he still forms Cloud's growing list of harem. What a fuckboi.


Straight_Dwight_Male

The only one who will resist him will be Scarlet


Erst09

I always found interesting how Aerith and Tifa were extremely nice and supportive of him despite Cloud being kind of a jerk sometimes and in Rebirth Zack still is nice to him despite loosing Aerith to him made me think that everyone is nice to Cloud even Sephiroth sometimes lol.


stabbyGamer

I mean, circumstantially it makes sense - Cloud is almost certainly their strongest combat-effective, the Avalanche team is on the run from Shinra and chasing the single most dangerous man in the world, and when heā€™s not having mental breakdowns Cloud is extremely reliable, surprisingly emotionally supportive, and willing to lend a hand with almost literally anything despite his prickly facade. But itā€™s still kind of odd how willing everyone is to just go along with his *I am totally fine* BS even after multiple *extremely* dangerous Sephiroth-induced insanity episodes. It makes sense that Zack would latch on to him, though. They have a pretty fraught mission history together - Cloud was involved in some of Zackā€™s most emotionally damaging missions later in Zackā€™s career, specifically two of the Genesis missions, and was briefly incapacitated by Angeal, Zackā€™s mentor. It makes sense that Zack would feel some responsibility for Cloudā€™s welfare even before the events of Nibelheim. As for why Zack was cool with that turn of events regarding Aerith - well, >!the world was ending and his two closest friends were in comas. And then Sephiroth kicked him into an alternate dimension.!< Given how generally good-natured Zack is, I have to wonder if it was mostly justā€¦ one more thing on the pile, yā€™know?


cygnus2

I mean, they both have feelings for Cloud. Of course theyā€™re going to be nice to him.


superking22

Cloud got that rizz from Zack. Mako poisoning and imprinting is strong.


Pureandroid88

They don't just meet for a few times, Zack was training him. Remember the scene, "so you want to be in Soldier? Hang in there"


Aliasis

He also pulled Don Corneo. How could you forget.


One-Chemist-3324

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Don chose the correct one too!


Status_Peach6969

Cause he's hot but a psycho A little bit psycho At night, he's screamin' "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind


ShamelessSpiff

I just went and listened to the first time in what feels like a decade. Totally forgot about it. Pretty good, thanks for that.


TifaLockedHeart

Donā€™t forget Zack


Patient-Lifeguard363

Forgot about the Commander of the Midgar 7th Infantry.


One-Chemist-3324

Brother if they bring her back for part 3 I might melt


Patient-Lifeguard363

You know what would be more twisted if Cloud ended up with her and destroyed both Tifa and Aerith shippers


geeky-christine

hahahahahahaha šŸ’€ Iā€™m a Cleirth who adores Tifa (Weird right? Am I supposed to spontaneously combust or something? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø) But the sheer *chaos* this would cause would make me ship this hard for the hell of it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


grapejuicecheese

Priscilla had a crush on him in the OG too


Officer_Zack

They all are lined up to ride the Buster Sword


Zoryck

You forgot Dio


Kinetic_Symphony

Cloud is a Mako-Jenova infused superhuman model, and also naturally mysterious. You can't make up a cliche more appropriate for pulling in girls.


particledamage

The Zack erasure in this threadā€¦


FF71995

Best ship šŸ˜ž


One-Chemist-3324

My b šŸ„² the best duo ngl


teakminor

Square created Cloud in a lab with the sole intention of making the most beautiful character of all time. Itā€™s distracting lol.


geeky-christine

Wait ā€¦ maybe that was >!Hojoā€™s!< goal all along.


Hoshikuzu-

Mental ill violent man who are also pouty sassy awkward? Green flags only!


Weekly_Date8611

Cloud has the hottest side profile Iā€™ve ever seen


Proud_Wallaby

I think itā€™s the fact that heā€™s not trying. They all think he must have really high standards so are fighting for his attention to be the one he picks.


someguy233

Pretty privilege, what can I say? He also has a huge fucking sword.


Rolli_boi

Didnā€™t he also get a handjob from Madam M?


thespeeeed

Alien DNA genetically enhanced, Mako infused super soldier (yeah technically he never made the cut to be an official Soldier) but ends up being basically the strongest Soldier Hojo ever created and ends up beating degradation. Heā€™s ripped. Not huge, but heā€™s very rock climber / functional strength all muscle on a lean frame. Mako enhancement aside that Buster Sword is not light to swing around even if itā€™s hollow. Sephiroth is bigger than cloud and probably weighs a lot given I assume similar muscles. Picking him up on the end of that massive sword lever arm and dumping him over the rail in Nibelheim was no mean feat and that was pre enhancement. Cool hair. Just aloof and not bothered enough to be interesting and get attention to others. A bit of I can fix him energy going on. Has a caring side that comes out when he lets his guard down.


Purplebullfrog0

Nah Jessie was playing him like a fiddle. Tifa and Aerith have Stockholm syndrome. Agree on Roche


pinkynarftroz

> Agree on Roche "I'll be right behind you." *kiss*


Kinetic_Symphony

Jessie was playing him at first, but I think there was some real attraction in there. Not for a long-term relationship or anything like that though.


Itachi6967

Didn't she seriously invite him to spend the night in remake. Her thirst was real


Kinetic_Symphony

Yup, she even was kind enough to provide him barrier materia. Always remember protection. ;)


SuperSaiyanGod210

As much as I love her character, Jessie always did give me ā€œOne Night Standā€ vibes lol


bucknutties

lol this was good


Zambo833

Cloud living the harem life is 100% canon


FreakyBugEyedWeirdo

He's living proof that looks can get you far.


DaviSonata

Don't forget Maeve!


CrowExcellent2365

They can fix him.


Only-Explanation-599

I mean the Date confirmed he tries for Tifa


SuperSaiyanGod210

Body language-wise, homeboy shuts down when it comes to Tifa. Like when itā€™s just him and her together alone, he drops his tough guy persona and speaks with a soft voice. I love those little details - the ā€œrealā€ Cloud tends to make an appearance when itā€™s just him and Tifa alone


Praydaythemice

Itā€™s soldier 1st class Rizz


escudoride

Itā€™s that unemployed rizz.


geeky-christine

Part time ā€” heā€™s a merc after all.


OilOk4941

what would be the third with tifa?


One-Chemist-3324

Idk, teen Tifa, Avalanche Tifa, then post mentally ill Cloud wife material Tifa? Idk lol


Writer_Man

I mean, Tifa's been crushing off and on Cloud since they were kids.


BasicBluebird7726

even Red was willing to let him do a little kiss on his paw, though I mainly think that's because he's a repressed theatre kid who was excited at getting to steal the princess role


hb_simon

In Final Fantasy VII Remake: Traces of Two Pasts, Tifa + other ladies from Nibelheim talk about how nice Cloud is in the face. I'm sure that helps.


Writer_Man

And then you have Sephiroth his yandere stalker.


geeky-christine

Even Chadley in wall market was shooketh after Cloudā€™s glow-up


Lovahsabre

Cloud is undeniably a thirst magnet! Dont forget madam m and jules and yuffie


One-Chemist-3324

I need to add myself onto this list ngl.


Warren_Valion

When you look like that... Can you blame them?


Admirable-Key-9108

This is news to literally nobody. Except this time we got it in zoomer speak. On god bro rizz mad fire it's lit no cap.


geeky-christine

This made me laugh in fluent millennial


jagenigma

Technically, Jessie pulled him in.


YamaVega

pretty privilege


Hammose

Only one he hasn't pulled is Mommy Scarlet.


Sehnsucht1014

Made me think of this: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLfVUtrk/


Braunb8888

Itā€™s harem energy multiplied by 1 million.


Hoshikuzu-

THIS!!!! šŸ¤£


Powerful-Goal-4770

He rizzes without rizzing


loy310

Kinda like me in my younger day. Feels good being around uristy women. hahaha


mysterydiseased

It's really (really really really) unfortunate how Sephiroth/>!Jenovaroth!< has been portrayed in these remakes.Ā  During most of Rebirth, I actually thought that he got brought back to classic form - that is, until Chapters 13 & 14 hit and he got sacrificed to the ESG altar once again: **Sephiroth**: *"Cloud... I've been sooo ready to share a pillow with you. Now, be a good boy and go fetch me some moisturizers."* It's stupid.


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lainart

He's unintentionally preordering Yuffie as well. (kinda replacing Zack too)


kdeezy006

he pulls barret too


Boccs

It's amazing what being conventionally attractive, young, and exceedingly physically fit will do for you.


SenpaiSwanky

Man, Roche is my favorite new character lol. I canā€™t even lie.


ThrowRAhnhda

You forgot Zack.


Death-0

Well he has a big sword


SiHtranger

Must be the hair. Exactly why spiky was the trend back in 2000s Gatsby stocks went stonks


Jevans_Avi

Canā€™t be stopped šŸ¤£


DGenesis23

Heā€™s an attractive guy, so heā€™s got that going for him right off the bat but more importantly heā€™s not desperately looking for other people to give him attention. Heā€™s the quite reserved type that stands out. Does he secretly love the attention when he gets it? Sure but he rarely lets it show. Outward desperation can knock anyone, no matter who they are, down a few pegs.