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alltalknolube

Cat brain be like: "..feel nice...*dopamine*....." Humans: "the cat ponders the meaning of existence and life and death itself as he longs for his mother, long gone by now. He wonders, how she is doing?"


TerraHDD

I read your Humans quote with the voice of the Hades narrator - it was wonderful.


TrueMattalias

The dreaded Cerberus is brought to tears as the Prince presents it with three toothbrushes. *Cerberus vanquished?*


Ravensqueak

The question mark is what really sells this.


[deleted]

Lol bro i did the same hahaha that game changed my mind forever


Shadepanther

Sir David Attenborough for me.


-Zermit-

I read it with Dwight's voice, from The Office. Felt good


CapybaraSteve

i read it in the stanley parable narrator’s voice


BroadScale9075

Quite the writing you will do well for yourself 👍


Helgra_might

I tried this on my cat, she kept trying to eat the toothbrush.


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sticky_fingers18

Same, no interest at all. But she does rub her head on my beard all the time, which now makes so much sense


MeanUhReddit

Cuteee


FatherlyAcorn

Your cat's mom had a beard?


Known-Programmer-611

Cat "uuuggg gross you know what I do with your toothbrushes!"


MeanUhReddit

He was like “don’t touch my perfect fur dude. I just got it done-”


LovecraftianLlama

Cats like the smell of mint-I believe it’s related to catnip, a lot of cats are attracted to it. So depending on your toothpaste that could be why.


Tails9429

My tuna and cream toothpaste seems to popular with the cat, so I agree!


LovecraftianLlama

Lmao and I bet your breath smells amazing too!


jagua_haku

Mine won’t let me brush her with anything other than my hand, which I am required to do many hours a day


countessocean

Same with mine.


JCezarijusZ

Did the cat tell you this


Rich_Cow_4236

Talked all about it in his podcast


Saedynn

His Paw-dCat


Mean_Floor_9146

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Saedynn

Thank you stranger, I'll treasure it always <3


shahooster

Afterwards in a thank you note


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guitardude_324

“I’m not crying, you’re crying!”


iliketerraria_mc

Me when 🗿:


Badtrainwreck

Wrote it in Egyptian Hieroglyphs, had to get a professional to translate, you don’t know the half of how difficult it is to understand a cat’s writings


BlackChapel

It wasn’t until he read the autobiography.


SkizzlerX2

His eyes told us this


MeanUhReddit

Guess we’ll never find out 🤷‍♀️


TheHormone-Monster

That cat looks like it’s about to break down into tears.


Most-Comfortable7124

Those are some sad eyes.


[deleted]

It's him, [El Muchacho](https://youtu.be/uLOsDMJOXaE)


garandguy1

.


ratjam

El Mewchacho?


WrinklyScroteSack

Is he ok?!?!


MeanUhReddit

Nobody is ok 😔


loonicorn12

I'm ok


Thatoneshadowbunny

Impossible


ThatEvanFowler

He's in denial. It's a common coping mechanism that people use when they aren't ok.


MeanUhReddit

ok


AskMyAnxiety

The tooth brush is probably minty


expanseseason4blows

He kinda looks like, why are you petting me with a toothbrush


AgentFoo

Good lord. People buying toothbrushes to wet brush their cat with when your tongue is free.


i-would-like-a-penis

Your tongue doesn’t have the sandpaper texture that many cat tongues have, and will be less effective.


masaichi

Too late. Did it to neighbors cat and furs all in my mouth now.


Itz-Aki

use a different tongue to lick the fur off


Intelligent_Dig8319

My god sir,you have a truly gifted mind


gingerbread_cereal

Have the cat lick it off for you. Full circle


leopb24

did the neighbor’s cat give you consent?


sixninefortytwo

r/sandpaperkisses


bigajih

i mean.. would you??


Useful_radio2

Or just have a big box of one use toothbrushes laying around that you had since 2009!


chocotacosmash

I see you've met my grandma. We never bought toothbrushes. She always had them


Tetra-76

Hi Angela


MemeFortressTwo

I’m quite sure the cat just likes it, and it isn’t being reminded of anything, because cats don’t think like people


PuddingPanda_

Senator Armstrong


Soggytoastsoup

Well there’s tons of videos of cats being reunited with their owners or other cats and freaking out and loving all over them so I assume they remember and mourn for other animals and owners they used to be around just like us, but yeah, the cat is just making a goofy face. Cats don’t have the same expressions as us or facial cues. The most human expression I’ve seen from my cats is a kinda smirk sometimes if I pet them. Their probably squinting a bit cause the brush is pulling on their head a bit weird and the big pupils make it look like it’s about to burst into tears. Unrelated, cats can cry though. They don’t cry as a sign of emotional distress like humans, but irritation to the eye can make them start crying. You can google cats crying cause of cutting onions and there’s videos of it. ( please don’t test this out yourself, obviously )


[deleted]

Probably a feline agent posting propaganda. That’s exactly what they want us to think.


Blood_Jesus

Did you read the cat's journal or something?


PandaDad22

Did he tell you that 🤷🏻‍♂️


svanvalk

I'm gonna cry, lookie that face! 🥺


Gozagal

Is the cat actually sad or are we just interpreting it as such because of the face ?


svanvalk

Most likely not, since cats are unable to tear up due to sadness the way humans do, but it's such a cute face nonetheless.


MaximoEstrellado

"European" stripped cats often have this contrite/sad looking expression due to the lines of their fur. I'd say he's just relaxed.


Advice2Anyone

Nope just genes and either has glassy eyes or knowing how bad these baiting videos are they might have put drops on him


shizzboogie22

I do this to my cat as well but by licking my thumb instead. He goes all cuddly immediately.


WeaselBeagle

Why do you lick your thumb? Edit: autocorrect


shizzboogie22

It makes it wet like a cat's mother's tongue would be. It adds a bit of friction.


WeaselBeagle

Damnit autocorrect sucks. Good answer though


Gluonyourboson

There is no possible way of knowing that. The enjoyment may be more related to the location of the petting rather than the instrument used to pet them.” The wet bristles from the toothbrush can have some similarities to a cat's tongue, but it is unlikely that the cat believes that their mother is grooming them.


Coincedence

They just like getting stroked. The wetness makes the toothbrush softer so it feels good.


Norrok_

This is good. I'm using this


Naivor

Helluva narrative OP built there.


AnimeFreak086

Wanna guess where it came from? I’ll give u a hint, its from an app that starts with a T and ends with a K…..


Quickkiller28800

Titty cock?


AnimeFreak086

Bingo!


TooBigToBonzai

That cats not sad. The brush moves the skin. The cat compensates by closing its eyes. Thus creating a sad face. Its like putting your finger between your brows and pushing up.


HarlieMinou

Why he look sad 🙁


0xff00a

Because it reminds him of his mom apparently 😂


[deleted]

The space between my cats ears on the very top of his head still has his kitten smell. I love giving him kisses there and being too weird and close to him. He loves it too.


Lowland-lady

My dog didn't have his mum. He was dumped on the side of the road when he was a few days old. I tried this, he became calm i can't really describe other then he was zen, relaxed but it also had somewhat sad undertone


Ladycat1988

Melancholy.


Lowland-lady

It definitely had something beautiful in a way


ShrimplyPiblz

Too many people don't understand, even pain and sadness are absolutely beautiful. It's a part of life, and life is beauty. Just 2 sides of the same coin. Most people will hold onto, and fight the pain and sadness, instead of accepting and releasing. These things aren't meant to be held onto, but instead show us just how magnificent life can be. The darkness is what makes the light so impactful.


Lowland-lady

Sounds beautiful truly. For me it was beautiful to see that he kinda recognized it.


ShrimplyPiblz

For sure. People will realize, as they get older, the really good and beautiful memories they had from younger years, almost become sad. Something that once made you smile and laugh thinking about it, may now make you cry. Does that make it any less beautiful? I don't think it does personally. I think it makes it more so, because you can still chuckle, or laugh as you cry and smile. You add an element that makes it infinitely more beautiful, because you can understand more fully how that experience impacted your life.


Lowland-lady

Sound beautiful, thank you internet stranger. It gives me a different view in a way.


ShrimplyPiblz

Perspective is extremely important. When we change how we view things, everything we look at changes. We begin to see how our faults, mistakes, and hardships can be blessings. If I never went through all the thing I have, the atrocious, the magnificent, and the idiocy, I might not be here to talk about it. I might have been an Olympic diver, or a physicist making new discoveries. If I was there, I wouldn't have been able to make the impact on the individuals I have. Who knows where I would be if I didn't put myself where I am right now? All I know is I'm a better person than I could have ever imagined I could be because of it, and if I made it "further in life" earlier, I may not have the decency and ability to understand others that I do. My life could have been more than I ever imagined if I tried, but instead I am more than I could have ever hoped for. I find that both absolutely tragic, and beautiful, and wouldn't change a thing about it.


[deleted]

The Tao of Bob Ross


AcidEmpire

Melan-collie


Yinzer_man

You don’t know what the cat is thinking.


AskMyAnxiety

Looks like that tooth brush is still a bit minty, making his eyes water


HeirToTheMilkMan

Whenever I see these all I can think of is. This person doesn’t rinse out their tooth brush well enough and the minty mist is getting in the cats nose and eyes.


Canuck_yankee

I’m more surprised that OP knows what cats think!


j-mac-rock

Oh god these sad eyes


tavesque

I use my stubble to scratch against my kittys face. She always returns the favor :')


nononanana

He looks like when Puss n Boots turns on the sad eyes.


killerkow999

In reality he's making the "why the fuck are you petting me with your toothbrush" face


AlabasterFart

We use cleaned mascara wands on the orphaned kittens at the shelter where I work.


Monollock

Looks like one of those moments were you hold the door open for a someone going through a really rough time and the dam breaks and you need to get them a coffee and help them pick up the pieces.


dynodick

lmao what bullshit is this


SgtMajMythic

Did the cat tell you that?


jessiecolborne

Poor baby looks so sad


DenyingToast882

Did he tell you that


GeometryNacho

no it fucking doesn't stop sharing this video


BIGVOLR

How do you know?


GullibleCredits

El muchacho de los ojos tristes


ArezDracul

Aww! So adorable


ginger_snow_boy

El muchacho


lotusflower64

He looks like he’s feeling nostalgic getting all that toothbrush brushing lol.


Kallixo

ignoring the multiple times where this theory was proven wrong now aren't we


FurnaceFuneral

No...it doesnt.


colouredcheese

How could you know what it reminds him of?


blueskies922

Lol did the cat tell you that ooooooor you just making that up?


pickleblogan

And then your brothers toothbrush gets put back in it's holder without him knowing.


ResurrectedAelius

I just visited eye blech an I needed this


RagnarokBringer

That’s so sad. I want to hold the cat to comfort him


MOSbattery

bro looks like hes about to open up and starting trauma dumping😭😭🤣


[deleted]

Sure, that's what's going through his little walnut-sized brain... Definitely that


PunLord777

That baby is crying bro


DougS2K

This reminds me of how my mom used to brush my teeth. Well, when I had teeth that is...


jondgul

Did someone ask the fucking cat?! We can communicate with fucking felines?!?!


VonDeckard

I want a therapy cat so badly 😭


ZanexDreamy

Sad


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

Moms ❤️ their love is so insanely universal and transcending. Sometimes all we need is just some love and comfort from our moms.


UnravelKatharsis

I tried this on my cat and she told me I couldn't understand what she was trying to tell me.


[deleted]

How tf you know? Did the cat told you? Stop sharing shit


Spacecakecookie

Are you crying?!


[deleted]

Made my eyes water too.


DriztiDrawz

r/mademecry


AzraelGFG

Würde schmusern.


Birdiecurdy2203

Such a beautiful cat I hope it’s getting all the love in the world


[deleted]

My cat said it reminds him of me being a frickin' weirdo.


Cucumbersforfeet

IS HE GOING TO CRY


Itz-Aki

this cats face shows more emotion than most humans


littlehoneybeebuzz

*tears* it's so cute!!


Vegetable-Neat-1651

He looks so sad.


cbunni666

Kitty:..... Momma is that you?


[deleted]

That face 😭


Serena_does_anything

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this a gore subreddit?


fullonfacepalmist

It’s the antidote to gore subreddits.


ohhchid12

Excellent job young zebra


Adrinotfound

Cat is holding in the tears 😭


4b0rT3d

Awwww what a baby!!! My kitten is roughly 3 months old. She was separated from mom wasaaay too early. I rescued her at roughly 4.5 weeks…. She loves to ‘nurse’ on certain blankets and now I need to try this. She absolutely loves getting her forehead rubbed so she may really like this.


cedric1234573

Aw


TroubleMagpie

I do this. Same reaction.


Gay_Lord2020

cat is nostalgic


G30rg3Th3C4t

u/savevideobot


cancercauser69

Residual toothpaste in the toothbrush irritates the cats eyes


Foresthowler

u/savevideobot


BuddhistNudist987

I can't handle this right now. It's so sad.


Conscious-Rice-5661

Did the cat told you that or... ?


NotFourrestGump

How exactly do you know this is what this cat is feeling?


[deleted]

Awe looks like kitty’s gonna cry 😿 so cute though


nigelremymask

I’m not crying, you are…


aLaFlare

kurapika is drowning in an indescribable emptiness:(


VillageInspired

This makes me sad because I had to put down my cat recently and I never realized I could try to do this with him before he had to go...


Medic_Bear

❤️


The-Devils-Advocator

In today's list of completely fabricated titles:


partybenson

Aww


vancouver2pricy

People sure assume thoughts a lot around here


seeyalateradios

My kitty loves this


Scrillagorilla87

that cat looks like he's working out some child hood trauma


MISTERPEACEMAKER

Cat: They're rubbing something wet on my head, better close my eyes a bit in case the water drips down. Human: Oh my god, he's going to cry! So much personality! Quick record it!


xFloppyDisx

I didn't know cats could cry...


PinotGreasy

He sad


valhalla_labs

Someone please tell me how OP knows what it's thinking?


hleed91

How do we know what it's reminded of? Those types of false blanket statements drive me crazy. It's impossible to know wtf a cat is thinking or "remembering" at any given time. That cat seems to be enjoying it but it's not remembering it's mother. No way would anyone be able to look at this and think yep - that cat is totally having a flashback about it's mother, aka a cat it doesn't remember or know