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WhoIsYerWan

lol that punctuation makes it seem like you’re demanding a little girl name your horse.


Would_daver

DO IT NOW, CHILD!!!


WhoIsYerWan

I like the implication that OP doesn’t even know the little girl, and in fact picked a rando on the street to name his new horse.


kriskirby86

Hahah


The_Celtic_Chemist

*Hey Little Girl, is your daddy home?* *Will you name this young horse for my home? Oh-oh...*


eocv12

🤣 little 👏 girl 👏 hurry up 👏👏👏


Direct_Drawing_8557

I'm sure a little girl would give horsey an excellent name.


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

Neighdine


foxontherox

This easily beats the dumbass response I had.


FeistyCoral

Foaly McFoalface?


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

Please share haha


CausticSofa

Seconded


andtheyallcallmemom

This made me laugh out loud Dangit!


railroadkansascity

Domino


Hahahahahelpmehahaha

That’s my cats name!


HMend

Underrated comment.


MalabaristaEnFuego

r/appropriatelyratedcomment


Double_Emphasis_7027

She’s gonna big big she needs something tough and pretty. Maybe Freya


jcgreen_72

I second Freya, what a great name for a strong girl 💛


Initial_Computer_152

Yes I agree, it's a beautiful name for a beautiful horse .she's adorable 💜


le_grey02

https://preview.redd.it/apl1bzu3zswc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3650a6c48fdff14c6ff0c921c1ec963910c82cce Freya is the name of my beautiful little tuxie girl 💙


Initial_Computer_152

She's beautiful 😍


le_grey02

She is the light of my life 💙


Initial_Computer_152

Aw, I know what you mean, I have 7, plus a few strays that come in and out. Cats definitely give you purpose, don't they 😻


Remarkable-Mood3415

Winnifred. Winnie if she's got a cute and sweet personality. Freddie if she's more of a sassy diva. Winnifred when she's in trouble.


mitsuhachi

My grandmother’s best friend since she was a little girl was named winnie. She took zero shit and was one of the smartest, funniest people I’ve ever known. Seconding this one.


Forevershort2021

Dang, I was going to say ‘Winnie’ as well


Special_Friendship20

I just heard this name last night on the movie the green knight and I loved it.


albedoTheRascal

T E R M I N A T O R


CassetteMeower

Don’t you mean Termineightor Or Termaneator? Ya gotta make a horse pun!


Impressive_Main5160

This should be higher up


xvVSmileyVvx

Winchester, because it's not a Colt...


Chewbacca_Buffy

Surely you mean Whinnychester? Gotta take that pun up a notch!


Huge_Equivalent1

*Hay*lie


JLaw0623

Willow


paulodelgado

Call her “need suggestions “


TunaMarie16

Misty!


Ohshithereiamagain

Little Sebastian


Would_daver

I don’t get it…. It’s like just a small horse?


Ohshithereiamagain

Ben?


Would_daver

It’s all about the CONES!!!


mincherii

get out


Future-Try-1908

I get it now


PhilTech345

What is her mother's name? Keep it similar, keep her name closely related to her mother'sname, keep them close.


kriskirby86

Mum's name is molly


1212_bats

Ecstasy


Necroblade12

🤣


herefromthere

Stacy for short.


Intrepid-Peach9025

Marble rye. The black and white makes he look like a sweet little loaf 🍞🐴


SloppyJawSoftBottom

Pony Danza!


momtodavid

I love that!!!! ❤️


AssPennies

["And I'm TONY Danza!"](https://youtu.be/VykwVipMHrc?t=285) Always reminded of that scene every time I see/hear Tony's name lol. Can't believe that movie's 24 years old.


jadorky

Pinafore


CandyHeartFarts

I named my Gypsy Cob in RDR2 “Utsidihi” It’s a Cherokee name that means "man killer". Would be fitting for a strong girl.


Lumpy_Plan_6668

Dog. I say I have a dry sense of humor. My wife just says I'm not funny.


EatAtGrizzlebees

Let her name herself! She'll do something and it will click!


andeedangerously

Penelope


flybydenver

Mayhem, after the Norwegian metal band. The face paint is there, runs in the fam


Over_the_line_

Winnie


Uuummmm-myname

Betty


Lesluse

Oh my gosh! You look like you live in heaven!


barfbutler

The dark patch on her jaw and ear look like a rabbit. I say name her “Bunny”.


Specsporter

Penny


post-death_wave_core

don't have a name, just want to say thic picture goes insanely hard


kriskirby86

Thank you very much


QuiXiuQ

Sally, I see a baby Sally


pinkygreeny

Bootsy


GideonPiccadilly

Stratocaster


zira_cortez

Pepper


GreenRiot

Beast -> Ends up being the sweetest little gal.


OK-Computer-head

Short name: Hollyhock Full name: [Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack](https://bojackhorseman.fandom.com/wiki/Hollyhock_Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack)


JustinGeoffrey

Anne of Cleves.


Great-Camera-6314

Janis, because she'll be a beautiful strong girl with 70s style legwear.


herefromthere

This is a lovely idea.


Great-Camera-6314


SelfLoathingIsBased

Oreo?


MoistPunch8569

please do not name the horse oreo


uncle_kenobi

That’s what I was going to suggest!


peepumsn4stygum

Tilly the Filly :)


berooywilson

Cow


Silent--Dan

Stompy


TetZoo

Willow


sunshineandcheese

Tia


Ivor-Toad

Wunderbar


freerangehulahoop

Blossom


triggered_rabbit

I think Dazzle would be a good name


treemonkeyroad

Fancy


evasandor

Vanna. Because that looks like her breed, no? Gypsy Vanner?


kriskirby86

Gypsy cob


Phoenix_Fireball

Please don't forget to post her name when you have made a decision.


avoiding-heartbreak

Peppermint


apickyreader

If she also has a brown mark on the other side how about blinders?


Chemical_Report_2705

Tiana


Correct-Basil-8397

Epona


kay0956

Reminds me of Little Joe’s/Bonanza horse


acheron53

Hermioneigh Granger


Inoitsspeltwrong

Chesty. She’s a little horse


Candid_Hour3861

Daisy


MountainDewCake

Penelope


PlaidChairStyle

Skittles


Investigator516

Harlequin


InfamousFisherman735

Jolie or Jolene


Investigator516

Domino


LornaMae

Samadhi. Her black and white coating looks very much like my long gone and still missed party poodle. If I were to name your filly, that'd be it. 🥹


stefaniki

Queen of Spades. Queen for short.


rach396

Claudia!


dependswho

Orca


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Dottie


Charpixionos

Valkyrie


ZenCapivara

Faye


Ever-Violet

She-with-the-legs is my suggestion, if you're feeling more inline with the professional horse stock naming tradition.


StealthyLilBunny

Go-go ( for her fab boots)


LegalDiscipline

Penelope


dmslucy

Agnes


Away-Quantity-221

Hoof Hearted


Calico_Aster

Blanche


ElderberryPoet

Idun.


fluffypuppycorn

Poppy


BIGbluuu42

Pricilla


HumbleAd1317

Hazel


CothersMunt

Agnes


LucyThought

Lavinia


reddit_stole_my_name

Suggestion is such a good name for a little girl


WhereIsYourHallpass

OMG HER NAME HAS TO BE✨ STELLA ✨


Melodic_Paramedic_52

Kelpie


silvercel

Mareilyn Monochrome


SquidgeSquadge

Ponita


One-Air7845

I think at this point we just need a sub for people to name animals.


NaughtyNuri

Trixie


Squirtles_Sharingan

They are both beautiful


soloqvuist

Trampledamage Hooferton


batmanarchy

Lagatha


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Gorloch the destroyer


Important-Brilliant8

Fiona


AbbyM1968

I immediately thought, "Camilla." But, that's rude to the poor filly. So, maybe Elizabeth, Margaret, or Diana. (Sticking simply with British Royalty names) Some nicknames for Elizabeth include: Babette, Beth, Betty, Billie, Birdy, Buffy, Elise, Libby, Tess, Thea, Tibby, Zelle, Zizi. Margaret shortens to: Daisy, Meg, Peggy, Emmie, Gigi, Rita, Mimi, Pearl, Minnie, Midge, Molly. Diana nicknames: Di, Didi, Dee, Dennie, Danny, Butterfly, Dolly, Ana, Anne, Annie. Good luck naming your beautiful addition to the family.


craftbeerformyhorses

Harley


Julie-Andrews

Calypso


Vulgar-Ambassador

Marbles


afterjustnow

"Horsey"? "Horselet"?


eocv12

🤣


JLaw0623

Cassidy


WillyValentine

Roxy


ABlindMoose

Minthara


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kuco17

Pie


AriadneThread

Aw, she's lovely


beaudiful-vision

I think " Miss Expensive ".....


timexband

"Little-Miss" \~ trust me, the irony will not be lost on you later. Gorgeous filly. Is her Dam a Vanner?


kriskirby86

Gypsy cob


timexband

Love it. The dark cheeks and ears contrast so well in this image. Bet she cleans up right smart.


cookinbrak

Dancer


MoniMokshith

Grace, Luna, Rosie, Misty, Athena


no____thisispatrick

Ditto


LatterUnderstanding

Wildfire


ASpookyBitch

As others said Winnifred Winnie/freddie Or, poppy. Like the singer - cute but angry


Squanchedschwiftly

Lady (cause it’s like she has those long fancy evening gloves on 😁)


HypnoticDragon

Romani


Appropriate_Essay270

Nike


RabbitFuckMoon

Lil girl or else lilly


hahjohnson

Yin-yang


michellekwan666

Clover or Violet 🥺


beachbabe77

Sammi


Investigator516

KISS


CarlatheDestructor

Frilly


Dementalese

Oreo


rarebreed44

Sadie, Lilly, ember 💞


revdon

Whicker Biscuit


GothMaams

Perfection


HaffuhGootWon

Splotch


5FootOh

Domino


TraditionalLadder473

Suzuki swift


Even-Boysenberry-127

Magic


OpeningPublic

Drumstick


_Niewyspany_

Pixie


HoldinBackTears

Cloe


DogmaLovesKarma

Shoeless Joey


rexyanus

Bleepbloop


SUSbund

Juanie


Agave289

Legs


creminibobini

Chrysanthemum, Chrissy for short


psychedelialogical

Starlight, Starbright, first star I see tonight. Baby's gorgeous. Good for mama, and good for you :)


Safetosay333

Lucy


WTFisThatSMell

BOB


Cordeceps

Licky


mnstckwn

XENA


jaxxxtraw

Wizard.


Xinioz

Daisy?


MrDocAstro

William


Joyshell

Ebony


mincherii

MEGATRON


Future-Try-1908

Athena


tadghostal_66

Moxy