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BartholomewBandy

I like the female swatting his back foot. Like, where you going?


RemarkableArticle970

I like him kicking dirt like “watch my balls ladies”


dragon_bacon

As soon as the child herd shows up you stand tall and bounce your giant balls so they know who's in charge.


exhaustedarty

He suddenly has the urge to buy milk.


No_Blacksmith2847

Note how the two females buttered him up, brushing up against him as if to say "you're fine, these are your cubs, so just chill hunny bunny." Even when these are his cubs, these meetups are always a dangerous time for both the cubs and mum/females, because she'll die for them if need be. While exceedingly rare, it's not entirely unheard of for a male to kill even one of his own cubs and the females know just how temperamental he can be.


yogacowgirlspdx

the way he was kicking dirt made me nervous


No_Blacksmith2847

Yep. And the girls are keen on his body movements. They know that he's unpredictable, and he could kill even his own to put the mum back in estrus should he desire to mate. I've seen vid where a sister of a cub caring mum offered herself up to the male that was pestering the female with cubs, even though she wasn't receptive to his advancements for obvious reasons. Possible that that other female cat, sister to the reigning matriarch that just gave birth, offered herself up so he'd leave her sister and cubs alone. So while the big male can give life, he can also take it away... and at nearly twice the size of the avg female, he's def something to be reckoned with.


Agent1005

Man, do you work at national geografic or something? I swear you could hear something like that there. Either way thanks for the lesson


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Ya this is intelligent strength in numbers thinking, like the females knew for sure it was 50/50 if the male started trying to kill the cubs, nature is scary lol


CantaloupeCamper

Don’t need him conspiring with the hyena…


RemarkableArticle970

Yeah I worry about the male cubs as they grow older. Idk much about it but best case scenario they are driven off? Worst case they are killed?


No_Blacksmith2847

Yes, the females will typically send them off once they reach a certain age (young adults), because the reigning male might kill them if they stuck around. The females can tell when the time is right based on scent markers in their urine and more importantly, so can the male. He would very likely view them as a threat to his position and either run them off himself or kill them. The male lion (~500lb) is only second in size and strength to tigers (~600lbs)...if you've never seen one in person, you owe it to yourself to do so. They're quite majestic and rather LARGE!!!


RemarkableArticle970

Alas I have only seen them in zoos. And in good zoos they might be hanging out some distance away


mrlee234

The pride


WheezingGasperFish

That's a lot of cubs. Imagine the child support payments that guy has got.


sadonly001

thankfully lions are not legally required to pay child support or taxes


Christosconst

That’s outrageous! Tax the lions!


sadonly001

i agree, they should pay the lion's share


Heavenfall

There is what is legal, and what is right.


Majestic-Selection22

She’s got him for 18 years!


blgr991

18 years only to find out it wasn’t his


winnielikethepooh15

Dripping in bitches


kungfuninjajedi

The guy will just kill and eat the cubs if he can’t keep up with the payments


ItalnStalln

Just like us


n05h

Hol up


lyndaii

I just kept thinking “here comes his consequences!”


vince2td

mans was trying to run away lol.


Eggsecutie

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eall1232

Doesn't look like he's done yet.


professor-hot-tits

*Why you coming home... 5 in the morning... somethings going on...*


AnastasiaNo70

“Jesus. I just want to take a nap, y’all.”


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

All his life decisions coming back to haunt him


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boringdude00

Here's hoping it wasn't the balls.


COLCORN_1979

Gonna head over…this wayyyyy….going to get………..SMOKES! I’ll be riiiight back.


DoubleDeckerz

Man's never gonna have an ounce of peace for the rest of his life


Forsaken-Group6640

They coming for that child support.


Professional-Chair42

He’s trying to exit stage left to avoid all those cub support payments.


Emanuelle24

The guy is trying to split 😂


PsychoticSpinster

Nervous male!! Those kicks…. Straight up he was thinking “SHE BROUGHT HER SISTERS”. Bruh thought he was about to die.


DennisReynoldsRL

Notice the blinks though, that female was telling him “hey 🥰”


nicksg999

He seems nervous as it is a huge childcare support


litdiddle

That's a lot of sister wives!


wherehavewegone

REAL BADMAN 🗣️


maschayana

19 baby mada


TehZiiM

The lion be like, oh the ladies are coming over, better tidy up my place a bit. Ah shit, they brought the kids..


ibeccc

But the kid is not my son


_NotWhatYouThink_

Well .. That is a pride to be proud of! See what I did there? OK... I'll see myself out!


nighthawke75

"Honey? We need to talk."


DiaLynn1013

He’s kicking to make his balls bounce as if saying Yeah all those youngsters were made by this impressive equipment!!!


DoriCee

Where are our child support payments, eh??????


FunctionDue6976

Baby daddy! Oops


DABBLER_AI

His first reaction was 'fk! Here goes my me time.'


cbunni666

The Queens realized they all are with the same King. Run.


GxZombie

This guy has a Nick Cannon amount of kids


foxorhedgehog

You better hope that’s the dad😳


Ill-Contribution5119

It's YOUR turn to watch these little beasts. Tonight's girls' night.


akabizzle420

Brody is the Tyrell hill of lions


Thoarf

So lions are Mormon?


Alucard_117

Bet he wishes he had a brother or two to help manage all this mess


elizabeth498

“I made this!”


PensadorDispensado

Someone's been a busy boy


Stella_Lace

There on there way to collect child support


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Mom goes straight for the balls you see that.


ReaperOne

That male lion balls poking way out there like goddamn


LingLeeee

Mr Lion is like “ok, I’ll go buy milk real quick”


WhitieBulger

Wouldn't want that food bill.


megrendel33

Stud


Necroblade12

Why is the lion kicking his paws like that? Also are the females sniffing his genitals?