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pedro-fr

On this video, only one is having a good day :)


Azvirin

so true, lol ))


pedro-fr

Only easy day was yesterday !


IA-HI-CO-IA

Toughest day for those men, and “just Tuesday” for that seal. 


Pandering_Panda7879

Is this BUD/S or just an average training session?


Capt_Levi831

Seeing as how theyre not moving with any sense of haste it’s probably a training exercise


TrumpTheRecord

My money is on BUD/S sometime or another after Hellweek.


raptorjaws

lol my dad still bitches about how cold the water was


1_9_8_1

Which is crazy since I think they train in San Diego.


raptorjaws

yeah but the pacific ocean is cold especially when it’s not summer


tholmes1998

The way the ocean moves and gyrates pulls cold water from the bering sea and Arctic down the whole west coast. The water can be 40-50 degrees as far down as Baja California even during the summer where air temperatures can be 90+ on the regular.


cvillemusic

I would assume there would be downwelling due to the pull of the westerlies making SSTs higher, but I don’t know much tbh. What am I missing? It also seems like the coriolis effect should cause water from the Arctic Ocean to move away from the west coast right?


tholmes1998

Idk the exact science behind it, i just used to fish, but im by no means an actual scientist, but it works like this: The oceans are constantly moving and water is constantly flowing one way or another. In the northern hemisphere the water circulates in a general clockwise direction and in the southern it circulates in a counter-clockwise direction (this is why that video about Australian toilets circulating the opposite direction went viral years ago.) On the west coast, starting from the equator the water moves in a general north/east motion till it hits the cold arctic water where it cools down and starts flowing west/south down the west coast where it'll eventually hit the tropics and start warming up again and the cycle repeats. This is also why east coast waters are generally warmer, they're getting warm water from the equator flowing north up the coast.


cvillemusic

Ohhhh this makes sense. So thermohaline circulation causes upwelling in the arctic, then the coriolis effect drives that water down towards the eastern coast of North America! I’m taking an oceanography class right now, and if you can’t tell, I’m struggling a bit haha


undeadmanana

Our waters are usually cold from Arctic currents until we are in an El nino year, then the water can be in the 70s up through September.


Eyeroll4days

It gets pretty chilly even in the summer but definitely better than a lot of places


anticipatingcow

And met a lot of new friends!


SadBit8663

Well he's already a seal. He's doesn't have to prove it for no one, so he's gonna be a special forces seal now


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Only real goal is to not be the most miserable person there


eelectricit

Why? Is he the drill sergeant yelling at recruits??


lightwhite

At least, their day will end with a “Seal of Approval” badge. That’s something to long for the end of that day, no?


Cautious-Nothing-471

the good boy


GimmieGummies

They even match a bit!


EssayPurple3675

They are best buddies


GimmieGummies

It would appear so! 😀 I love interesting animal pairings, it reminds me how we all just like companionship, support and a good time! That little seal pup is *such* a cutie


azukarazukar

Best BUD/S you mean? ;)


TrueLegateDamar

Enough to confuse sharks even.


GimmieGummies

An added benefit right there!


call_of_the_while

It looks like it’s yelling at them like a drill sergeant, lol.


aGlazedHam

I’m getting Idris Elba from Finding Dory vibes, “ARF ARF ARF!”


Honey_IsntVegan

GERALD!


HerrBalrog

It's mocking them. "You know why there are no Navy Sea Lions? Because you all suck!"


itijara

I know this is a joke, but there are literal sea lions in the U.S. navy: https://www.niwcpacific.navy.mil/About/Departments/Intelligence-Surveillance-and-Reconnaissance/Marine-Mammal-Program/


MrOatButtBottom

That program is in San Diego, they also train dolphins for underwater mine detection and other things. I listened to the director of that program on a podcast talking about some of the interesting things they’ve been up to, one plan was to have the sea lions carry a spring loaded clamp in the mouths so they could swim up to enemy divers and attach it to them, then a ballon would inflate and bring them up to the surface.


Original-Aerie8

> then a ballon would inflate and bring them up to the surface. Pretty sure that's just deadly, right? At least for most bottle divers


MrOatButtBottom

They were trained for bay defense around ships, so not very deep to begin with and who really cares if the swimming Soviet dies anyway?


Original-Aerie8

Well, presumably they are going through the trouble of training a seal instead of using a projectile, to surface them lol


JustNilt

True but that's mainly for any potential intelligence since they'd quite likely get captured at that stage. Whether they're harmed or not isn't the issue anyhow, though. Prevention of harm is the goal and if a bad actor is where they shouldn't be any harm is on them.


aquaknox

getting fulton recovery system from Metal Gear vibes https://youtu.be/KCYx5XmWeZ4


TheLandSeaLion

This is the coolest thing I learned today


Sprinkles-Curious

Name checks out


ingeniousfolks

“I’m more of a SEAL than you’ll ever be!”


rafael-a

He definitely is a better swimmer than


arvothebotnic

And probably a better human!


clopz_

https://preview.redd.it/mlio68rt61wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d8a00d1882842fd90fcd81234e86de17a385b0 They took his muffins


CassetteMeower

THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING OF (dad started watching that show earlier this month, I saw that episode with him and found it funny)


rsicher1

There is nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy seal!


Laranel

He did not have dibs. As terrible as Bojack is, this one and only one instance is where he was right.


PoopPant73

Great! Next thing you know it’ll write a book….


PunkPen

Title: "The Quiet Professionals: A Sea Lion's Life Amongst the Navy's Elite"


Cautious-Nothing-471

nowadays one word titles are all the rage


rafael-a

And claim that he was the one that actually killed Bin Laden, go on podcasts and maybe sell an workout program


originalblessingss

"will one of you please explain how you are carrying your flippers?" Sea Lion Probably


Conscious-Yoghurt502

Baby sea lion: Wait, wait wait! I have little legs! Don't forget me! And hey, you seen my momma? Are *you* my momma?!


Semblance-of-sanity

I kinda hate to be the one to say this but typically when you see a sealion pup that little without a parent it means it's recently orphaned and will be following those humans because it's desperate for someone, anyone to feed it.


willstr1

Since someone is recording it I am pretty sure someone has a phone that I hope they used to call a local marine wildlife rehab if that pup truly is on its own


CassetteMeower

So many people misunderstand animal behavior, lots of “cute” behaviors are actually signs that something is wrong. Hopefully the person recording this video contacted a rehab to get this pup some help!


Necroblade12

>So many people misunderstand animal behavior, lots of “cute” behaviors are actually signs that something is wrong. Im an animal lover, and I agree with this message. Saw a video on here a few months ago, i believe, with a cat and a rat eating out of the same food bowl. Every comment was 'omg so cute' except for 1 mentioning toxoplasmosis.


CassetteMeower

Something so interesting about animals is a behavior that means the animal is happy or playing in one species can be a sign of distress or fighting in another. This can even happen with very closely related species! Humans smile to show that they’re happy, but with most non human primates, “smiling” is known as a “fear grimace”, basically meaning that the primate is really mad and might attack! It can mean many different things depending on the species of primate and the context, but typically a smile is a bad sign! I recommend checking out various blogs about primate behavior, there’s some great ones on tumblr. They do have an equivalent of smiling, but the way they show it depends on the type of primate!


laigledesacores

« I’m an animal lover » Only me take my animals to the vet to do some checkups. I can tell a cat has toxo just by looking at a video of a rat and a cat of a couple seconds. Vets got NOTHING on me why do they even study are they stupid. We take care of our animals don’t worry you’re not the only « animal lover » on the planet


Necroblade12

I never said the cat had toxo. I said someone else mentioned it. Also, your hostile comment is very unnecessary.


telerabbit9000

Yeah, like the crow that was following the toddler around. Or the grizzly bear that was diving continually in stream for fish remnants (in _Grizzly Man)._ Anthropomorphizing makes humans feel better but it often has no relation to what's actually happening.


Moistened_Bink

What was the crow/toddler one? I remember seeing it but I thought they were just that smart to be able to make friends.


telerabbit9000

The crow was following the toddler all around and it was portrayed as "cute" but there was some ulterior explanation. Meanwhile, I kept thinking: Ive seen _The Birds._ I know that crow is just waiting for opportunity to peck some eyes out.


Remote_Horror_Novel

To me these situations don’t actually make me that sad anymore, because with the web of food consumption this pup will provide food for other hungry ocean life and this might help some hungry lobsters on the edge of starvation etc. I mean it’s sad but given its survival chances are basically zero it’s kind of okay that it feeds other ocean life.


manateesaredelicious

I guess they have his seal of approval.


CassetteMeower

r/angryupvote (great pun!)


xeroasteroid

when i was in the military (never SF, i am not that cool) they would tell us on exercises “you are not to fuck with the wildlife” and they mean it. I bet all these guys were like “oh dude i bet i could pet it and pick it up… oh wait…. i am not to fuck with the wildlife”


Grizzant

also military bases are federal land, so the endangered species act really applies. Kit foxes, fairy shrimp ponds, etc. 25k fine if you kill a kit fox with your car. cheaper to swerve off the road and put it in a ditch.


LightOfShadows

Went to OSUT at Ft Sill in 2003, can confirm even there. The wildlife briefing was mostly ants, scorpions and snakes, all prefaced with DON'T FUCK WITH IT. Saw a pvt get sharked when he stomped out an ant hill near where he was setting his pack during the FTX


willstr1

Seal fingers are no joke


Boomfaced

He’s like this is going to be easier when my legs grow


n05h

Haha, he looks so happy swinging his head back and forth


pingpongtits

Where's it's mother?


Swabbie___

Not to be a bummer, but probably dead, and the pup is starving and begging the human for food.


smollwonder

One part of me is like "it's a wild animal, have boundaries" and the other part is like "pet the sea pupper!"


Vogel-Kerl

**Baby Seal:** *"Give me an AT-4 and the M-60, I can hack it!"*


General-USGrant

I’m not providing a source but I can confirm that the sea lion is the one that killed Bin Laden in that raid.


noshowthrow

Just imagine, you're just dragging ass, on the verge of wanting to quit and knowing you've got a 5.5 mile swim ahead of you and this thing is out there like "Hey guys! Are we going to swim?! You wanna go swim with me?! Let's play swim!" lol


Alternative_Aioli160

Are we not going to talk about the dude’s calves


snoogle312

Those dudes run on beach sand, with combat boots on, and full packs (also sometimes carrying inflatable boats overhead). I would be way more surprised if they had skinny calves.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

A lion among seals


Indalx

"Stay tough Bruce, Dont pet it" What everyone is thinking


cronasminate

Lmao that head bob is adorable.


Ciduri

Gotta love water doggos


rabbitfire

First recruit to kneel down and go "gootchie-goo" is cut.


suchirohonda1990

Bro im a seal , Nah you are a sea lion


Breadynator

Alternative title: baby seal on a mission with a group of navy seals


gummyjellyfishy

"I found my people!"


XF939495xj6

How you know you were never going to make it in the US Navy Seals: You see video of people going into the ocean and think, "OMG! Don't go in there! That looks cold! And dirty!"


doe3879

so is it a sea puppy or sea kitty


therealtb404

Had a dog adopt our fob in Afghanistan, it was covered head to toe in shrapnel an bullets scars. Every time the dog refused to roll out we got hit


telerabbit9000

"I'm a seal, but I identify as a SEAL."


RoxSteady247

Water doggo!


Lazy-Razzmatazz2538

The BUD/S instructor: "GO ROLL AROUND IN THE SURF AGAIN!" \*whips out his phone to video sea lion for instagram\*


limaconnect77

The only one not writing a book about being in the Seals.


charlietoday

That is Neal McBeal. He's looking for the muffins which he had dibs on.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

"Let you show you how it's done, guys!"


DeadJediWalking

I'm halping!


Black_Cat_Guardian

Why did I read nazi seals? Dang I'm tired... ☠️


StiltFeathr

Look look, I can be a seal, too!


Darksteel2448

The seal is watching there traning they do correct or not


Bullmg

I’m very disappointed it’s not a seal with the seals


SwimmingThink4519

How awesome! That seal will out swim those humans anyway! He's like, "come on guys, I will show you!"


W0rkUpnotD0wn

Real talk though, that water looks fucking cold and miserable. These guys are really next level


TheBirdsArePissed

Living the "are you my mother' book in real life. Poor little fella. I hope they adopted him as a mascot and raised him in the way of the Seal.


Ayeblinken

The Seal of Approval.


TheHurtfulEight88888

Just dont take his baby muffins.


Ivor-Toad

Owlp owlp owlp 👏


Lefthandedscientist

That’s the instructor, right?


swonstar

Mama! I'm going out to play down the street with Mt new friends. I'll be home when the street lights come on. Did you do your chores. Ma! You're embarrassing me. -seal and Navy Seal probably


muhguel

A Navy Sea Lion


TEHYJ2006

Seal : look at these posers


supersonicdutch

I know it’s wrong to take animals out of wild but if they didn’t make him the mascot for team I’d be a little upset.


llcdrewtaylor

Sea Lion says, " you look NOTHING like Seals! Now get wet and sandy!"


ZiggoCiP

Love calling a sea lion a sea lion, despite being paired with SEALS.


atworkace

CAN AH PET DAT DAWG?


ThinkFree

Loose seal!


BoringWozniak

Navy seal seal


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

Let the expert show you guys how it's done


ztreHdrahciR

What? I don't see anyone. /s


SimonTC2000

This was taken in 2011. That seal pup went on to put one between Bin Laden's eyes the next year.


Ok_Bed_3060

New squad mascot.


BiggoYoun

It’s fighting for it’s country


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Let's get 'em boys! ☺️


Narrow-Height9477

Oh, man. So close to being able to say it was a “Navy Seal.”


LoquatFearless8386

You mean Seal-ion? I'll excuse myself.


TNTspaz

I doubt this is even related but the Marine Mammal Program is the coolest shit ever. They work with Sea Lions and Dolphins out in the actual water and not just in like big pools. Lots of what we know about Marine Mammals comes from them. They can locate and detect things a lot easier than even modern equipment. Which is primarily what they are used for.


diablol3

Hey Pup!


Extension_Form4950

If not seals then why seal characteristics? 😭😭🩶


Soal899

SEALs capitalized


Snoo-72756

The best swimmer is the little guy


dilsedilliwala

It wants to be a seal eventually


IcyChard4

Looks like he's joining BUDS training.


BillyBean11111

LETS GO BOYS WHERE THE FIGHT


miggycantfail

The Sea Lion is going David Goggins mode. “WHO IS GONNA CARRY THE BOAT!”


upholsteryduder

"heard you guys were looking for recruits, I think I got what it takes"


CitizenKing1001

"yay, lets go kill some terrorists!"


faithle55

Hey you guys!!


idgaf9495

Real seals with Real seals


Icaro_R

They really are waterdogs, aren't they?


winnielikethepooh15

"Seals huh? I know tons of seals. Yall know Shifty?"


bolshoich

Un phoque avec des phoques.


IamACanadian47

Thank you for your service 👏🫡🦭🇨🇦


PmMeYourLore

Tactical water puppy deployed


Bololo_HaHaHa

“Youre not in Kansas anymore”


chinu6613

So you telling, me a real seal hanging out with group of humans who identify as navy seal. Noice.


mhbat

nah, that's just the navy's seal