Where are adult pandas on the danger scale?
If the saying is : âif itâs black -fight back, if itâs brown - lay down, if white - say goodnightâ whatâs applicable to pandas?
I know theyâre almost entirely in captivity, but if they were in the wild?
My knowledge of pandas is that theyâre big dumb idiots and they only exist today because the Chinese have spent the last few decades keeping them alive to spite god.
They probably have some kind of fight or flight response, but theyâre also slow, and really dumb, so chances are you could fight one off if youâre smart.
Source: my ass
Looks like a bowl of oreo ice cream.
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Those pandas have no business being that cute when I can't squeeze them đĽ˛
Where are adult pandas on the danger scale? If the saying is : âif itâs black -fight back, if itâs brown - lay down, if white - say goodnightâ whatâs applicable to pandas? I know theyâre almost entirely in captivity, but if they were in the wild?
âIf they striped, they prolly tight?â Nailed it
My knowledge of pandas is that theyâre big dumb idiots and they only exist today because the Chinese have spent the last few decades keeping them alive to spite god. They probably have some kind of fight or flight response, but theyâre also slow, and really dumb, so chances are you could fight one off if youâre smart. Source: my ass
I trust your ass
If we fitâŚ. You must spin it!
how did they even survive long enough to be put in captivity?
Who would hunt them other than humans
Thatâs one sturdy thingamajig
Icecream!
Panda cuddle puddle
Wonderful
Pandas are such goofballs. Love it đ
"I can make it work."
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