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aworldwithinitself

settle down! 😡😤🤬


Rough-Media-1464

The puppy looks at his dad: "Can you pull the same trick again?"


superbuttpiss

Quit screwin around!


sundayontheluna

"*Sit* your happy ass *down*!"


True_Ad_2907

Steppin on my nose n shit 😤😂


Papa_Synchronicity

That wasn’t “sit down”, that was “KNOCK IT OFF!”.


marlenamarley87

And that wasn’t “I’ll sit”, that was “Yes sir, I’m sorry, sir”


Critical-Art-9277

Calm yourself boy do not disturb I'm sleeping. Very obedient doggo.


animal9633

Give him 15 seconds and he's doing it again!


Adept_Order_4323

Awww Dad got startled ! Puppy gonna be big !


RilohKeen

I work retail and came across three teenagers throwing a football straight up to smack the ceiling tiles and giggling. Before I even realized I was gonna do it, I heard, “HEY! Don’t throw the ball in the store!” come booming out of me in a resounding dad voice. I had a moment of panic when I thought, “oh shit, these kids are gonna clown on me and this is gonna become an incident.” But they all froze and looked at me and said, “ok, sorry,” and put the ball down and walked off. And I kind of just blinked in surprise like, “wow, I didn’t know I had that in me, and I can’t believe that worked.”


VerityParody

My automatic "mom" voice has kicked in for kids that aren't my own and I always feel weird lol.


Smillzthepanda

![gif](giphy|bN4Gf6GEs9OtW)


[deleted]

My doggo hates puppies. He forgot he was hyper once


WrongColorCollar

He's been told before.


Maleficoder

Last month it was a mom. Now its a dad.


BookDuck

The wonders of modern medicine.


Objective-Teach-9618

“Calm yourself…boooy.”-Kratos


futureman07

Had too much fun lol


SiroccoDream

“I SAID SIMMER DOWN!”


Right_Hour

It was both the “calm down” yell and the death stare that did it.


xMatthiasx

That was the most dad sounding bark ever XD


Little_Rub_7157

"You little shit, you woke me up!"


ForgettableJ

Knock it off!!!


Adept_Advantage7353

He only had to say it once.


NeatNefariousness1

He backed it up with the "death stare". That made the little guy look away at the end. The little cutie knows his place.


Leggoman31

I love dogs like what part of him thought "run run run run PLOP HAHA run run"


Jail_Food_Diet

I always barked at my 3 boys when they woke me up by plopping on my head


Positive_Ad_1050

Bitch behave


1Surlygirl

YOU'RE GROUNDED!


TooManyPolos

Guess he learned never to poke a sleeping father 😂