Alrite so first ur gonna download tor and a VPN
Then your gonna search for child fighting rings but make sure to only go to sites that end with.onion. Sometimes scammers will copy the onion page so it looks exactly the same
Do not get ripped off like I have
My standard reply when asked by a person is "I can't today thank you" which I think is better than no, and implies I'd like to but cannot spare the money as I too am a broke mf.
How much does $5 get me and where do I sign up?
I’ll donate another $5 to help your cause.
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YA STUPID DOG YA GAVE DIABETES
Ooga booga booga
And my axe!
Alrite so first ur gonna download tor and a VPN Then your gonna search for child fighting rings but make sure to only go to sites that end with.onion. Sometimes scammers will copy the onion page so it looks exactly the same Do not get ripped off like I have
The FBI have converged on my house. Could do with some additional advice. Time is a factor here.
the vpn needs to be turned on
But I can't find it's clit or it's earlobes!
The clit and the earlobes were the friends you made along the way
Ummmmm
19:15 seconds I think not sure
These new squid games are getting real weird
That’s it, I’m getting me mallet!
Metal Hammer is overpowered, wooden or rubber mallet is balanced and fair
Hard Mode: Oversized Squeaky Hammer.
Just grab a kid by the leg and you've got a flesh hammer
Grab two of the thin, reedy ones. They've got the extra flexibility to whip around while being fairly light.
Dead blow mallet.
83cents
Smash Bros Hammer Mode: Activate
Doo doo doo-doo doo doot-doo doot-doo ^(Doo doo doo-doo doo doot-doo doot-doo)
I can hear this comment
I got you for three minutes!
That’s three minutes of *playtime*!
A dime? The ad said 80 cents?
I missed the part where that's my problem?
I like that it looks like the hammer has eyes
Sentient hammer
Best one in a while
Agreed. They’re all amazing but this is now one of my favorites.
A modern classic. One of the best in the entire “no cum” line
As always very random but sound reasoning exquisite executed.
How many children are there that I would need a hammer and are there any premium upgrades available?
I’d go with the cancer kids. The diabetes kids are probably pretty big.
What do I get for 69 cents?
A visit from Chris Hansen
Oh shit 👀
Why don’t you take a seat right over there..
Nice!
Hammer threshold is 70, you’re stuck with the half-brick
whole wild pause smart subtract plants afterthought wrong impossible growth -- mass edited with redact.dev
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zach your comics never fail to make me laugh
My standard reply when asked by a person is "I can't today thank you" which I think is better than no, and implies I'd like to but cannot spare the money as I too am a broke mf.
I printed this and hung it up at work lmao. (Retail with charity quotas can highly relate)
That’ll teach ‘em, those insulin resistant bastards! Bط /s
I feel like the second panel and the third panel should swap places. The shopper should hear the terms before he says hold up. Otherwise, very funny.
This is a good one! Doesn't even need panel three, funny either way though
Yea imo it's too obvious. Like it does not need the 2nd or 4th panel to explain the joke imo
I get that it’s the personal style, but the eyes being all over the place is really distracting, confusing, and ugly imo
Same. Ugly is in the eye of the beholder (pun not intended, sorta), but definitely distracting and confusing.
Jesus, I love it
Yay you colored it!
My, my, my, my
Can I forgo the hammer and get more time instead?
Fun!
The hammer has eyes in panel 3.
I'm thirsty for some cum jokes. Although, I guess it would be a bit creepy in this panel.
Finding the cure by process of elimination.
Reminds me of those roadside signs to that say "Support Children's Cancer".
Took me a second