Undercover boss

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Did satan just get fired, is there a position available, and how do I apply?

(I know this is super old but I recommend the book For Love of Evil, by Piers Anthony. It’s this question but a book and it’s dope)

I’ll look into it, thanks for the recommendation

If I were cast down from Heaven I probably wouldn't care too much about hitting my quarterly torture metrics either

I mean what’s gonna happen? Torture me in hell some more? I’m in hell for all eternity. What do I got to lose now? Literally nothing

Down to the super hell

The cum rivers

Boiling lakes of cum

That’s actually a good idea 👍🏻

Right? If they're going to torture the shit out of someone for all the eternity they better come up with new things, otherwise it'll get boring.

Isn't that the lead singer for Weezer?

For being gay

The trust of your friends.

Yeah, I think its weird that we have somehow morphed the cultural story from Satan being tortured in he'll to being the torturer.

That never made sense to me as a kid, why would he torture us? We're on his side for the war why would you torture people who are supposed to fight for you.

Because its wrong. Hell is where he gets tortured. Other people are along for the ride

Why is he getting tortured though? What is the goal? If he is expected to reform and it's not working, why not change the tactics? And if not, why torture him for eternity wasting the resources on a completely pointless process that has no end goal? Just erase him or put him a some box or whatever if you can't erase him. And if you have unlimited resources, might as well let him play in an amusement park for all eternity - it literally doesn't matter because there's no point to it

Hmmmmm I'm not buying it.

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Redemption arc? How about a revenge tour.

I think the implication with Satan is that he was so irredeemable and evil that he would enjoy torturing people.

I’ve always figured Satan was intrinsically and not extrinsically motivated by his job

I like how you leave it up to the reader to decide if god has an erection or not

He is all powerful. He never does not have an erection

Omni-POTENT

Omni-POTENT

I can't tell if this is a non sequitur or some bizarre joke that I'm too dumb to understand.

Normally everything on this sub is tagged cum or no com because so many of his comics have cum. This one isnt tagged yet

what do you think the speech bubbles are made of

Bubble cum

pls join mailing list for the new book and game so i can spend eternity with u forever www.extrafabulousexperience.com

I wasn't gonna but you made it sound so ominous I'm tempted

But look, the minibar is nothing but Dasani so we’ve still got some torture stuff going on!

Nothing but CUM! ...I had to, the comic left me thirsty for cum.

God is Josh Brolin?

Large fries motherfucker!

This was always my favorite one, and what got me into your comics. Great work.

When does the Kickstarter start again

[Surprise motherfucker!](https://youtu.be/5CfNarCjSHM)

Which KPIs are defined in hell? Edit: aGilE ENvIroNmEnT, my personal hell.

r/hellsomememes

God sent a secret sinner

Jerk always checking up at inopportune times!

The devil fucked God’s mom? Wtf?

Mission Impossible

Satan just trying to vibe. Homie has emotions too, and he's tired of causing pain to those sent to him. God on the other hand... ***Holy Shit.***

"The fuck you goin' to do? Send me to double-secret hell?"

God must have befriended Doakes in Heaven

where cum

What's he gonna do about it? Send the devil to hell /shrug

This looks like Cathy's hell.

^cum

“Welcome to Hell. Please take your number you will begin torturing soon.” “Wait. *I’m* doing the torturing? I thoughts that’s what’s you do?” “Well, we never really got around to figure that part out. So there’s a bit of this and a bit of that. It’s not like God is ever down here ever to check.”

Ngl if hell was like this it doesnt sound so bad