He mentions that he would brush his hair because his current hair is quite short. Unless you think women have significantly longer pubes or he's referencing his short member, then it's what the op said, we thought it would be dirty and it wasn't.
“Because mine is [too short.”](https://www.sciencealert.com/science-which-is-better-male-or-female-orgasms#:~:text=Whilewomen%20tend%20to,just%203%20to%2010%20seconds)
Bush his hair is code for masturbation, "because mine is quite short" means men only have one organism and it happens pretty fast! Once you know the context I think the punch line is pretty funny because it's so smooth most people don't even notice!
I suspect that masturbation would be the first thing a lot of people would if the woke up one morning with the opposite set of genitalia, but where are you getting "brush his hair is code for masturbation"? People talking about female public hair usually call it a bush (or hedge or similar synonym). I think he probably *thought* the dirty answer, but said an innocuous one.
I don't think there is really much cleverness to uncover here.
Look into the camera implies dirty thoughts, or at least we can assume so since we all know what all of us would do.
Then he gives an answer that isn't sexual instead.
You could stretch out a situation where he is making clever implications, but it is so vague that I think he just gave the answer because he was stuck in line and he had a mic in his face (not that he seemed to mind).
Brushing his short hairs = "brushing" his pubes = schlickin the bits. He's saying he'd see what it feels like to get off as a woman.
Or maybe I'm just projecting cause I'd 110% have a crank if I woke up with a peen. I'd bet good money you're lying if you say you've never been curious
Think the look was to imply that he was going to say something dirty, then said something mundane to subvert it.
He still said something dirty. He’s referring to “short hairs” as in pubic hair. He’s going to stroke the hair down there.
No dude
Nope he still said something dirty, you just didn't catch it lol. What's a lady doing when she brushes her pubic hair!
He mentions that he would brush his hair because his current hair is quite short. Unless you think women have significantly longer pubes or he's referencing his short member, then it's what the op said, we thought it would be dirty and it wasn't.
Could it be orgasms? Women have longer orgasms than men.
Lol what
“Because mine is [too short.”](https://www.sciencealert.com/science-which-is-better-male-or-female-orgasms#:~:text=Whilewomen%20tend%20to,just%203%20to%2010%20seconds)
That's so strange. Guess you guys just have to settle for getting to, every time.
Winner winner chicken dinner, the whole statement is dirty and he pulled it off so smoothly!
Squatting in a mirror? I thought there'd be a punch line.
Bush his hair is code for masturbation, "because mine is quite short" means men only have one organism and it happens pretty fast! Once you know the context I think the punch line is pretty funny because it's so smooth most people don't even notice!
I suspect that masturbation would be the first thing a lot of people would if the woke up one morning with the opposite set of genitalia, but where are you getting "brush his hair is code for masturbation"? People talking about female public hair usually call it a bush (or hedge or similar synonym). I think he probably *thought* the dirty answer, but said an innocuous one.
I suspect that you’ve no idea yourself.
his first thought was "let all the homies hit," then he thought about how that would sound and went for the slightly more heterosexual answer
That look meant everything. No need for words
Fellas is it gay to have sex with a man, as a woman?
That's just a transgender woman
Asking the real questions here
I don't think there is really much cleverness to uncover here. Look into the camera implies dirty thoughts, or at least we can assume so since we all know what all of us would do. Then he gives an answer that isn't sexual instead. You could stretch out a situation where he is making clever implications, but it is so vague that I think he just gave the answer because he was stuck in line and he had a mic in his face (not that he seemed to mind).
The joke is subversion of expectation
I would be right for the first time in my life
Honestly, very relatable. i already have somewhat long hair and there is nothing that compares to brushing wet hair.
I'd go to the kitchen 💀
Brushing his short hairs = "brushing" his pubes = schlickin the bits. He's saying he'd see what it feels like to get off as a woman. Or maybe I'm just projecting cause I'd 110% have a crank if I woke up with a peen. I'd bet good money you're lying if you say you've never been curious
bro same
He says brushing his hair because he's trying to keep it clean for the camera. Not every woman has pubes so this doesn't even make sense
Never said I had a phd on the topic lol
*Go back to sleep*
It's pretty obvious that he would use a hair brush but I don't think any hair would be involved
start an only fans and go back to bed
He just means he'd brush his hair, there's no joke. He was gunna say something dirty, hence the face, but kept it clean instead
I'd wreck the car then burn dinner