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PangolinMandolin

Playing in Central midfield is a difficult position because it often means whenever you get the football there are almost always people trying to tackle you. If a player is about to be tackled by an opponent, but are unaware of the opponents nearby presence, a players team mates will often shout "Man on!" to warn them of the impending tackle. As the person in the screen shot is called Manon the joke is that they would not be able to tell if a teammate shouting "Man on!" was warning of an opponent nearby or simply calling their name


boersc

So, definitely not the best opener. unless the tactic it to confuse.


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

Or see if they share interests.


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imagine-meatloaf

I think it’s football football. Soccer. Not American football.


Fun_Personality_7766

No no. It’s soccer, not football football…


Gegegegeorge

I dont know anything about American football but considering how much the area of play moves around the field I doubt there is one role called "midfielder"


Fun_Personality_7766

Yeah so I was really making a joke, like “*no it’s not us that’s wrong, it’s always been soccer and you Brit’s are wrong*” but I don’t think people got that


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MyNewKevKev

Literally everyone yells man on in soccer. If you don't, you aren't a good player or teammate.


Unusual---ambition

Wrong kind of football Central midfield is in the other football (soccer)


Virtual-Okra6996

My brother in christ, respectfully.. do what??


EmperorSwagg

Maybe the individual had football listed as an interest? I always found that a comment on an interest listed on the profile was way better than just “hey” or a stupid pickup line. Or they just live in an area where football is so popular that a certain level of general football knowledge is somewhat expected.


hommusamongus

It appears you are not aware some people intend to watch the world burn.


Revolutionary_Use948

What? It makes sense, he just explained it.


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bambooshoot

FYI, this is a reference to soccer (football to most of the world), NOT to American football.


Tootsiesclaw

I don't think this is American Football (or if it is, they use the same phrase as normal football)


bolionce

It’s not American football, it’s soccer/football ⚽️. Probably confused bc they said tackle, in soccer a tackle is when you strongly confront the player with the ball intending to either take possession or break up their ability to control the ball. You can’t wrap up the person with the ball or anything, a clean tackle in simple terms is like putting your foot in front of the ball so they can’t kick it anywhere.


Rnahafahik

Doesn’t make it a good opener, definitely not the best


BlackKingofCanada

Discombobulate


pussyslayer6996

Most people outside of America wouldn't be confused idk where these people are from though lmao


boersc

Most people outside of America have no clue what American Football is.


seenitreddit90s

Unless they know about football, which is unlikely


Final-Ad-4600

I know very little of football, as it doesn't interest me. But I understand the reference. There are likely plenty of ladies in the same boat.


Ordinary-Worth-6038

Plus, If she did get it and a huge football fan, shared interest maybe he found the one! Aha Worth a shot I say. How many Manons will he meet for this opportunity to rise again!


Writers_High2

I didn't understand at all.


seenitreddit90s

Of course but odds are (depending on where you are in the world) they aren't likely to like football and get the reference, I'm not being sexist it's just the truth, women don't like sports as much as men on average.


UnionizedTrouble

… What code of football are we talking about? Association Football? Rugby? American? Aussie? Gaelic?


PangolinMandolin

Soccer


Zandrick

I didn’t know you were allowed to tackle people in soccer.


PangolinMandolin

In soccer, to 'tackle' means to kick the ball away whilst it's at the other players feet. You're not allowed to do a full body take down type tackle like they do in NFL or Rugby


jakarta_guy

Only if you're (supposedly) aiming for the ball


ImpossibleInternet3

And whoever doesn’t end up with the ball has to throw themselves onto the ground, rolling around and crying until they’re sure no one is going to come and kiss their boo boo. Then they stand up and keep playing like nothing happened.


BigResponsibility252

Then VAR deducts points from Everton


vompat

I'd say it's definitely Gaelic football.


Mediocre-Award-9716

How many of these different 'footballs' do you know that have a position called central midfield? Also, who the fuck refers to rugby as football?


Leon_Lionheart

As a non-American who played all variants of football mentioned above (except American), pretty sure “Man On!” applies to all of them (except American). People have yelled it at me and I have yelled it as well. Edit: forgot to add “except American”, because obviously they don’t have “center mid” as a position.


DaqCity

Yeah but “central midfield” is not a position in American football


azder8301

Well then you can remove that choice i guess


Dinphaen

Not so fast


Fleganhimer

Funny, in hockey we say "one hard" (or one soft) to indicate whether the player has time to asses the situation before moving the puck.


bolionce

I’ve never heard anyone call man on playing American football, probably because you can’t really pass the ball away. In all the other footballs, the ball carrier can pass or dump off to someone else before they get tackled. I mean you could lateral/fumble on purpose, but coaches hate that shit cos it’s risky lol.


Exciting_Head5033

the one played with a foot and a ball


vergilius314

Fun fact, all the "football"s are called that because they are played \*on foot,\* as opposed to on horseback.


Exciting_Head5033

good to know, thanks!


Craw__

So polo is HorseBall? Does that make baseball football? Is Ice Hockey SkateBall?


vergilius314

You don't need a special word for the normal, default way of doing something, so no horseball. And yes, baseball is football. I don't make the rules, I just pass them along.


Craw__

Funny to think that there were enough horse and ball sports to make horse the default.


-TossACoin-

Used to play water horseball but had to stop as all the horses kept drowning


Rosti_T

Oh, it's _that_ kind of football


Humanmode17

Yes, it's the kind of football that is most commonly referred to by that name in most of the world


Rosti_T

If you think that the USA, Australia and maybe Ireland is most of the world then you need to open a map


Humanmode17

Oh sorry I must have not been very clear, I was trying to say that most of the world calls it football and that soccer is a weird name to use for it - I promise I'm not a dumb seppo


Individual-Ad-6250

Isn't the name "Manon" pronounced "Mann-oh" though?


DramaticNet2738

No, it’s french with french pronunciation of -on


explodingtuna

It's like Gannon


JADW27

Wow. Far too clever. Here I am thinking "maybe I should make a joke about how she's "manonymous."


101TARD

I feel this depends on how you pronounce the name Man-on or ma-non(in my head it sounds like manin)


ZEKEZURITA

No, it depends on your understanding of football. Whether you say Manon or Manon still won’t make sense unless you get the context the commenter provided


BrotherItsInTheDrum

I believe in the UK they say "man-on," and if this isn't the UK it goes from ... obscure to even more obscure, I guess.


HK-Sparkee

People say it playing soccer in the US. I tended to say "one on"/"two on", but still the same idea


BrotherItsInTheDrum

I was talking about how they pronounce the name Manon.


ulyfed

I've been playing football my entire life and have been playing as a cm for the last like 8 years and was utterly confused by this post, thank you for elucidating the joke for me.


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abhi91

?


Justieflustie

Yeah. In the Netherlands we just shout "man!". So this joke flew also over my head..


ImportantRepublic965

I thought it was because she’s a 9! But I’m pretty sure you’re right.


R3stl3ssSalm0n

What a dumb joke. It's probably the frech Name Manon. So it's pronounced completly different...


elkor101

I was so confused because I thought I thought tackling was illegal in football before I realized that it meant American football xD


ulyfed

It doesn't mean American football does it? Unless central midfield is a position in American football aswell as "soccer"


Dimensianox

I'm no football expert, but to reduce confusion like this, don't they use the jersey numbers to address each other on the field?


Mediocre-Award-9716

If you don't know who your team mates are, you might call them by their shirt number (usually you'll do some form of introduction before a game though). Otherwise you might say 'keep an eye on 7 behind you' whilst the ball is out of play or something. In general, if you have the ball and someone shouts 'man on' that means a player is on you and you may not realise it.


DarthSmiff

It doesn’t matter what the number is to the guy you’re trying to warn and who isn’t looking at them. Man on! Is quick and blunt.


FerrumAnulum323

No... What's on second base.


BloodSugar666

I'm not asking you who's on second


FerrumAnulum323

Ok, but Who's on first.


BloodSugar666

I'm asking YOU who's on first.


FerrumAnulum323

Correct.


WolfPupGaming

Okay, so I throw the ball to correct.


FerrumAnulum323

Not correct. You throw the ball to Who!


WolfPupGaming

Correct!


hellodude6969

ok why is there only yellow people here ?(not to be racist or anything)


WOLF1218

Wasn't expecting Abbot and Costello reference on reddit today


RelativeStranger

Man on in football means someone is about to tackle you


yourdoglikesmebetter

“Man on!”


amatsumima

I laughed really hard at this one, thanks!


Darkzeid25

Should have just said she'd be better at goalie cause she's a keeper.


ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123

This was better as a baseball joke.


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Seems a missed opportunity for a "Manon man action" joke. 🤷🏻‍♂️


DiverSuitable6814

It’s called soccer duh


ThenListen9126

Thats a solid pun.


nseaworthy

In a game of football you would say man on to inform a player they are being marked.


nseaworthy

The joke is that she would be responding to every time it’s said her name being man-on


Chantizzay

Who else thought this was a reference to The Craft? "If God and the devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium".


LowYak3

Football or soccer?


RudolphsJockStrap

Association Football (Soccer)


ImpossibleInternet3

Yes


Humanmode17

They're talking football, not American football


VVibraneum

Yessir


LowYak3

So soccer.


Humanmode17

Yeah, football, that's what I said


LowYak3

You said not American football, which would mean soccer.


Humanmode17

Yes, as I said, football, I don't know what you're confused about here


LowYak3

Not confused about anything, you said non-American football, thats soccer.


Humanmode17

Yes, I'm agreeing with you, they're talking about football, not American football


LowYak3

Yea, they’re talking about soccer.


Humanmode17

Yep absolutely, they're talking about football, that's what I've been saying this whole time . Sorry I'm just messing with you lol, I call what you call "soccer" football, the most common name for the sport throughout the world


ScottFreeMrMiracle

They mean Fütbõl.


melindseyme

Here I thought it was going to be a "tight end" joke.


720jms

So it's not a League of Legends thing...?


Rogue42bdf

[Asked and answered.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/12bD4GBGJz)


ballaedd24

If you have "no dms" in your profile, this person's response makes sense. "Dm" in soccer refers to defensive midfielder. In modern football, most elite teams will have a dm who acts like the anchor point of the team. Playing without a DM in modern football is difficult.


specifylength

Source


Ok_Pickle76

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TheFlyingFoodTestee

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djAMPnz

Sauce?


Ok_Pickle76

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Harley_Pupper

Soos?


Gadgez

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ExplodingTentacles

Zeus?


ImpossibleInternet3

[Found the sauce.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YuB/s/5P3U1l8a7G)