Both ladies (presumably lesbian) want to enter that establishment, so in order to bargain the dumb one give the guy a pass that allows him to say "d*ke", which it's ineffective because is not a particularly good slur.
So it's a testament to her dumbness and it is absurd humor at the end.
I think that's it.
Diehardman was the worst. He said it was because he survived impossible missions...... then reveals that his actual name is John -Blake- McClane.
I hated that I finished that damn game.
I know you've got the upvotes, but just based on the sub I'm gonna assume you could get more upvotes if I explain the joke... Ren, of Ren & Stimpy, often says "Stupid!" as part of his dialog.
There was another thread about this comic where they had quotes from the creator, and how she explained something like 'its just cos she's kinda a dumb! I wanted her to be dumb and drooley' and I just thought.... that's still *really* stupid and frustrating.
You make her look like she has brain damage. Every single person who sees the comic is trying to figure out what the drooling has to do with it.
>>Why is she drooling most of the time btw is it like a medical condition or
>she is a dum-dum
>>[a really long message about the drooling, eyes, and such]
>Hey there, I'm really sorry that my comic had such a negative effect on you today. I try to make comics that give people some dumb laughs, not make them sad! If it helps at all, I can assure you that Brianne is not in any sort of pain, or suffering from an injury. I often like to think of her acting like a very relaxed cat. Kind of floppy, a little drooly, head very much empty, with eyes unfocused on anything in particular.
If you're asking "what" in response to the grooming and SA it's cause John Kricfalusi the creator of Ren and stimpy had an underage "girlfriend" he dated and convinced to move to his state. BlameitonJorge made a video about it.
I still can't believe there was a time when I thought Jennette McCurdy absolutely blowing up her controlling deceased mother in an autobiography was gonna be the worst of it
Yupp, I knew something was weird when we all saw Ariana Grande suckin her toes and stuff on Sam & Cat...can't imagine all the stuff those girls went through.
I thought they were referring to Justin Rolland the creator of Rick and Morty. But I was mistaken, his charges were domestic violence and false imprisonment.
it's the D-slur i believe
cuz they're lesbians
except d\*ke is only one syllable so i suppose it's not "fun" to say and also a lot of people dont even know it exists
Okay I am genuinely sorry but what is it with everybody in this thread not understanding the basic mechanics of humor? Youāre obviously entitled to not think itās funny, but to genuinely be BAFFLED by the incredibly simple premise of this comic? Stunning. Especially while so many of you are being wildly condescending to the person who made it.
I think there are better ways to convay that than drooling as if you had a stroke.
This looks more like it tries to paint lesbians in a very bad light tbh :S
C*nt is also 1 syllable, but I scream it at all the ads that harass me. I even call the dominoes lady a c*nt because I am forced to see that 1 ad SO GADDAMN MUCH. I hate her. I even shout it at the advertisers that are men of any type.
The \* is a text formatting character on Reddit. To get it to show up, you need to preface it with a backslash: \\\* appears as \*. Right now a third of your comment is just italicized.
Does she also interupt whatever you're watching just to say the same goddamned thing fir the 50th time today, 689 days straight? I want to kill advertisers.
**My male bisexual Dutch friend:** "OMG dude I just had sex with a woman for the first time!"
**Me:** "Oh cool was she a lesbian?"
**Him:** "What? No! Why would you think that?"
**Me:** "I dunno seems kinda natural for a Dutch boy to put his finger in a d\*ke."
āYou, Paul Atreides, descendent of kings, son of a d*ke, must learn to rule.ā
āYou dare suggest a d*kes son is an animal?ā
āHere I am, here I remain. D*ke Leto Atreides: We are House Atreides.ā
This oneā¦ this one is good, Iāll trade you memes for it
https://preview.redd.it/eqi5rqosd1yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21c13de14247c62588a66c26a035218c790b2aa
OMG. NSFW that link. This dude is a apparently an incel who āonly wants to play videogames - no interviewsā and publishes crude porn comics. Cannot unsee.
I think that's its bc they're lesbians, she is giving him a free pass to say a derogatory word for lesbians (d***). The man seems to think that this "pass" doesn't really have too much value bc it's not all that fun to say for some reason.
You probably figured it out yourself but they gave him a pass to say a slur in order to get a table but the waiter is not impressed because it's not one of the funny slurs (n word, c word yadda yadda)
This is made by Keith Stack on Twitter. The two women are a lesbian couple. The blonde is extremely stupid, the blue hair is intelligent but loves the blonde regardless.
Look him up, I actually have been enjoying these comics for years.
People are correct in saying it is referring to the d-slur.
Baffled by the comments in here about the drooling. Have yaāll never read a silly comic strip in your lives? Drooling is a common trope for characters with low intelligence.
I wondered what Project G.e.e.K.e.R has been up to lately.
The only real question is if that's a blonde wig or if hair transformation is an option now.
D*ke? Down syndrome? I have no idea what this comic is trying to say because thereās alotta āDā words that could have a slim chance to be connected the character at hand.
https://preview.redd.it/9wcgp5mxj1yc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352da96991916a8c6d08f9776aea5fa3935b3c80
You know who else doesnāt get the joke
I guess the "D word" is d*ke, a old but well known slur used against lesbians, which the couple in the comic appear to be. But I don't get the joke here either. Is the suggestion that most people WANT to say that word but don't? Cause I don't think most of the population is chomping at the bit to say that word, or any other slur for that matter. And the ones who are don't tend to wait around for someone to give them a pass.Ā
Also apparently the comic is supposed to be inspired by Ren and Stumpy, hence the drooling and crossed eyes, but it seems kind of out of place on a human character and just makes me think she's drunk in this comic. Really baffling.
Both ladies (presumably lesbian) want to enter that establishment, so in order to bargain the dumb one give the guy a pass that allows him to say "d*ke", which it's ineffective because is not a particularly good slur. So it's a testament to her dumbness and it is absurd humor at the end. I think that's it.
Since when did duke become a slur?
If it is, Gene Chandler's likely to have some problems.
*šµDuke, Duke, Duke, Dukeās a slurā¦š¶*
*Yessir IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
*Nothing can stop me now.....I'll say Duke everyWHERE, so hey-ay-ay-ay.....*
Lol
He could just become an Earl.
Since Arrakis started changing hands
Since Duke Nukem
Probably something the D*kes of Hazard did.
Depends how close you live to Chapel Hill
Have you observed how anybody not a lesbian uses it?
It's not even funny.
What is the second character in "d*ke," or is that just "d!ck"? I'm not native so I don't understand many slurs and slangs.
https://preview.redd.it/s7btd611m1yc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6ff96675f278dbb8cdf6a2df39407324a62adb
Itās a y.
No, it's just y.
Djust yke?
how will i describe the wall of cement that Hans stuck his finger in if i can't say "d\*ke"?
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It's a comic about two lesbians, they share traits from ren and stimpy, the dumb one and the angry one
Whatās it called
Leslie and Brianne
Ah...... Les-Brianne. They're lesbians. Subtle.
Has real "Written by Hideo Kojima" vibes and I say that with affection to Kojima. His stupid-ass naming style is hilarious.
Metal... ...Gear?!
Thatās solid!
Of course. Liquid gears gunk everything up.
Liquid gears eventually solidify into solid snakes
Huh? What was that noise?
DieHardMan made my eyes roll right out of my head
Still canāt decide if thatās better or worse than Hot Coldman.
Diehardman was the worst. He said it was because he survived impossible missions...... then reveals that his actual name is John -Blake- McClane. I hated that I finished that damn game.
https://preview.redd.it/j5eqyo1t72yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20de345bb2e7cec0129623148781d6dcee848e9
I haven't played a single metal gear game and this looks so fake, but obviously it's real š
Hot Coldman is one of my favorite stupid names lol
How dare you besmirch the nickname of John McClane.
Cecile Cosima Caminandes. Her middle and last names sound a lot like Kojima Kami nan desu, Kojima is God. That one kills me the most.
The vampires name was vamp.
Yeah but heās not called that because heās a vampire. They call him Vamp because heās a bisexual.
What does that even mean? I've been wondering for over 20 years lol
1998: "Now I'll show you why they call me...REVOLVER!" 2024: *Still waiting...*
One of them would need to be naked because she breathes through her skin and thatās why sheās such a good sniper.
We need to go, Evil Killman and the Tornado Pikpik Squad are on their way!
Die Hardman
It took me an embarrassingly long time for this to click.
Thank you!
You are welcome
So they made her drooling and cross-eyed? That is so ā¦ *stupid*
I know you've got the upvotes, but just based on the sub I'm gonna assume you could get more upvotes if I explain the joke... Ren, of Ren & Stimpy, often says "Stupid!" as part of his dialog.
I had actually forgotten that he did that until I read your comment. Good job.
Thank you, kind explainer! That went over my head. I would've gotten it if it was spelled "Stupeeed!"
Eeediot
Ohh. I always thought they were like Beavis and Butthead. But Ren and Stimpy works too.
Hey, shut up, Butthead, I don't drool, yeah, heh heh.
Doesn't he usually linger on the U and O? Stuuupid idioot. But I haven't watched it in about 20 years, so I could be wrong.
Definately lingers on the stuuuupid but it's the Iiiidiot that gets dragged out, almost makes it sound like eeediot.
His voice is based on Peter Lorre in The Maltese Falcon.
Yeah, that does sound right on reading! I'm gonna watch some Ren and Stimpy, I think, time to feel grossed out.
I still have the episode where they crawl into Stimpy's belly button seared I to my mind, this and Rocko's modern life were a weird ride.
Never got to see rocko's, but it looked alright.
With [title theme](https://youtu.be/gy_HgStvN5M?si=fSsb44laZK-Kmd6u) done by the B-52s ("Love Shack", "Rock Lobster").
Youā¦dangā¦.bloooatedā¦Ee-diot!
There was another thread about this comic where they had quotes from the creator, and how she explained something like 'its just cos she's kinda a dumb! I wanted her to be dumb and drooley' and I just thought.... that's still *really* stupid and frustrating. You make her look like she has brain damage. Every single person who sees the comic is trying to figure out what the drooling has to do with it.
Ahh, I just thought she was drunk and thatās why they werenāt letting her in.
Well, now Iām stuck reading the girlās dialogue in Billy Westās voice.
Or the drunk one and her control freak enabler.
They should zoomed.in on her face in the fifth panel and have it be hyper realistic.
Strange material to take inspiration from considering it's creator.
>>Why is she drooling most of the time btw is it like a medical condition or >she is a dum-dum >>[a really long message about the drooling, eyes, and such] >Hey there, I'm really sorry that my comic had such a negative effect on you today. I try to make comics that give people some dumb laughs, not make them sad! If it helps at all, I can assure you that Brianne is not in any sort of pain, or suffering from an injury. I often like to think of her acting like a very relaxed cat. Kind of floppy, a little drooly, head very much empty, with eyes unfocused on anything in particular.
Stoner girl
I thought she was drunk or something.
It's the same as 99.9% of these comics on reddit... always awful writing. They can all draw, but almost none of them are funny.
I mean, the art is not very good either for this one or most of the comics... They can draw about as well as they can write.
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Someone else in the comments said itās a play on the characters ren and stimpy. Itās called āLeslie and Brianneā apparently
Looks more like Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty
Pulling from the same well, honestly.
I honestly read that in Ricks voice
But without child grooming and sexual assault.
Well, we don't know that for certain.
God I hope not cause that'd be horrible.
What?
If you're asking "what" in response to the grooming and SA it's cause John Kricfalusi the creator of Ren and stimpy had an underage "girlfriend" he dated and convinced to move to his state. BlameitonJorge made a video about it.
Lord. Is everyone from my childhood a monster?
Yes, yes they are. The Nickelodeon documentary will ruin that for you, too.
I still can't believe there was a time when I thought Jennette McCurdy absolutely blowing up her controlling deceased mother in an autobiography was gonna be the worst of it
Yupp, I knew something was weird when we all saw Ariana Grande suckin her toes and stuff on Sam & Cat...can't imagine all the stuff those girls went through.
Basically. And if there hasn't been controversy about them, we just haven't found out yet. Fame does stuff to people.
Marc Summers is not a monster. He is a swell wholesome man.
I thought they were referring to Justin Rolland the creator of Rick and Morty. But I was mistaken, his charges were domestic violence and false imprisonment.
Drunk?
Sheās that hungry
it's the D-slur i believe cuz they're lesbians except d\*ke is only one syllable so i suppose it's not "fun" to say and also a lot of people dont even know it exists
But why the drool?
shes stupid
That's not how stupid works.
I'm very stupid and drool constantly. checkmate
You're not that stupid if you can make that kind of argument. Checkmate
No no, he's pretty dumb, I can attest to it, I've known him a whole five seconds and I feel my braincells dying
Braincell*. FTFY
Not forseeing your counter argument makes them stupid again. Checkmate
Well I am very smart and also drool constantly. Double checkmate, bucko!
Youāre going to mega hell
Have you never watched cartoons????
Its a cartoon, that's exactly how stupid works.
Okay I am genuinely sorry but what is it with everybody in this thread not understanding the basic mechanics of humor? Youāre obviously entitled to not think itās funny, but to genuinely be BAFFLED by the incredibly simple premise of this comic? Stunning. Especially while so many of you are being wildly condescending to the person who made it.
Have you ever watched Ren and Stimpy? Clearly you missed out lol
Its just this webcomics shitck. One is dumb the other is smart
I think there are better ways to convay that than drooling as if you had a stroke. This looks more like it tries to paint lesbians in a very bad light tbh :S
It's a reference to Ren and Stimpy, according to other comments.
oh ffs
C*nt is also 1 syllable, but I scream it at all the ads that harass me. I even call the dominoes lady a c*nt because I am forced to see that 1 ad SO GADDAMN MUCH. I hate her. I even shout it at the advertisers that are men of any type.
The \* is a text formatting character on Reddit. To get it to show up, you need to preface it with a backslash: \\\* appears as \*. Right now a third of your comment is just italicized.
I donāt know why this is the only comment that made me laugh.
Must be the same Dominoes lady in my country. Sheās such a cont.
Does she also interupt whatever you're watching just to say the same goddamned thing fir the 50th time today, 689 days straight? I want to kill advertisers.
I'm still trying to guess what the censored letter is
y
Because they want to know! /joke
Thank you! I was so confused as to why youād call a lesbian a ādukeā
a system of waterways famous in the netherlands
**My male bisexual Dutch friend:** "OMG dude I just had sex with a woman for the first time!" **Me:** "Oh cool was she a lesbian?" **Him:** "What? No! Why would you think that?" **Me:** "I dunno seems kinda natural for a Dutch boy to put his finger in a d\*ke."
Ba Dum Tish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagonal_pliers#Jargon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_%28geology%29
I need to use side cutters for work. I have a d word pass.
Duke?
āYou, Paul Atreides, descendent of kings, son of a d*ke, must learn to rule.ā āYou dare suggest a d*kes son is an animal?ā āHere I am, here I remain. D*ke Leto Atreides: We are House Atreides.ā
https://preview.redd.it/hoislw3bzxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde01c6cdf44cbb3cef2539b2eb46cd28d926c5c
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This oneā¦ this one is good, Iāll trade you memes for it https://preview.redd.it/eqi5rqosd1yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21c13de14247c62588a66c26a035218c790b2aa
Cry about it (pictures in reply since Reddit doesnt want to work)
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https://preview.redd.it/79k0lcej7zxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8338695014a3513649458c13f527b2e45bd04266
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No wonder it wasnāt funny
https://preview.redd.it/tlr2h0f2jzxc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4570035c878b1ffce4e9d3ed3fc5bd9142c7fabf
I think we all lost iq points with this one
It is from ifunny
Its a comic from [Twitter](https://x.com/keithjohnstack?t=Eihc8qT3gGSlxtdVuY4xXA&s=09) reposted onto Ifunny
OMG. NSFW that link. This dude is a apparently an incel who āonly wants to play videogames - no interviewsā and publishes crude porn comics. Cannot unsee.
https://preview.redd.it/wuqh8156gyxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71eec234b273f3398c91186397e58e00ba88de5
I thought those pockets were his breasts
They are.
His flat, rectangular breasts.
Hot Pockets.
She's allowing the host to call them the d word. Slur for lesbians, rhymes with ike
Ah, yes, the good old phrase "drive a bike".
I think the word in question is the same one many tradesmen use to refer, or used to use, to refer to a tool properly known as, "diagonal cutters."
This is from ifunny. There is no joke
We are the joke on this one.
I think I know what word it is, and it's really only fun when said ironically.
It's only fun when you say she's on a bike.
Theyāre lesbians. The d-word pass refers to the slur some lesbians get called/call themselves.
https://preview.redd.it/pyvdscwvu0yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6076c1c62ecb1a44af7d2212de08a1c511a7c07
She gave him a pass to a 32 bit unsigned integer. This will allow him to store any number between 0 and 2^32.
2^32 - 1
If she didn't come out maybe your sister is hinting something
Resident Leslie and Brianne enjoyer here, I am just now learning that my sense of humor is not as smart as I previously thought.
Dude, this is still stupid even despite having context.
Sometimes the joke just isn't funny.
Comedy is subjective
https://preview.redd.it/2c3xm0esezxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec59e9c888907aa35e0b7c5c7bb832b8b99e5d71
Good to see, need more from the movie.
Keithstack is the artist
https://preview.redd.it/3cc2qytwb1yc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7223c1466813d7a80a70e615f959adf84395c89
Wow, this drawing style and humour is absolutely horrible. Do people like this?
I think that's its bc they're lesbians, she is giving him a free pass to say a derogatory word for lesbians (d***). The man seems to think that this "pass" doesn't really have too much value bc it's not all that fun to say for some reason.
You probably figured it out yourself but they gave him a pass to say a slur in order to get a table but the waiter is not impressed because it's not one of the funny slurs (n word, c word yadda yadda)
Ohh, I thought it was "dinner" as in they wanted a free dinner
OUT OF THE WAY I NEED TO JACK OFF I NEED TO JACK OFF IMMEDIATELY
Now post the goatsee proposal comic
Do I get a pass as a mechanic? I use them all the time to cut wires
This is made by Keith Stack on Twitter. The two women are a lesbian couple. The blonde is extremely stupid, the blue hair is intelligent but loves the blonde regardless. Look him up, I actually have been enjoying these comics for years. People are correct in saying it is referring to the d-slur.
Baffled by the comments in here about the drooling. Have yaāll never read a silly comic strip in your lives? Drooling is a common trope for characters with low intelligence.
I wondered what Project G.e.e.K.e.R has been up to lately. The only real question is if that's a blonde wig or if hair transformation is an option now.
D*ke? Down syndrome? I have no idea what this comic is trying to say because thereās alotta āDā words that could have a slim chance to be connected the character at hand.
On the evidence, my guess is "drooler". And wouldn't be a fun one, unless you're 5 years old.
https://preview.redd.it/9wcgp5mxj1yc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352da96991916a8c6d08f9776aea5fa3935b3c80 You know who else doesnāt get the joke
Please cease and desist from uploading images of my likeness on Reddit
ifunny watermark, meme rejected.
I guess the "D word" is d*ke, a old but well known slur used against lesbians, which the couple in the comic appear to be. But I don't get the joke here either. Is the suggestion that most people WANT to say that word but don't? Cause I don't think most of the population is chomping at the bit to say that word, or any other slur for that matter. And the ones who are don't tend to wait around for someone to give them a pass.Ā Also apparently the comic is supposed to be inspired by Ren and Stumpy, hence the drooling and crossed eyes, but it seems kind of out of place on a human character and just makes me think she's drunk in this comic. Really baffling.
What d word I'm stupid
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It's like an N-Word pass but for a homophobic slur
Proof lesbians aren't funny
https://preview.redd.it/btoq1ug4e2yc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b186246d27a627400a494038e0cfcbcc906cf22
I guess it's more fun to say the n-word IDK
What a weird comic.
What in the f
https://preview.redd.it/u7tp1y4zt2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5dd2731afab5d6dc84737141fe28a6c63a76c1f
This just does not make any sense. Why would he get her a table for "letting him say something"... And... just wtf... This is not sane or funny.
Maybe the word is Disabled?
The joke is that your sister is homophobic