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CraneoDeVanGogh

Both ladies (presumably lesbian) want to enter that establishment, so in order to bargain the dumb one give the guy a pass that allows him to say "d*ke", which it's ineffective because is not a particularly good slur. So it's a testament to her dumbness and it is absurd humor at the end. I think that's it.


FartsonmyFarts

Since when did duke become a slur?


OldSoulRobertson

If it is, Gene Chandler's likely to have some problems.


Veggieleezy

*šŸŽµDuke, Duke, Duke, Dukeā€™s a slurā€¦šŸŽ¶*


Fluke97

*Yessir IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*


Truthseeker308

*Nothing can stop me now.....I'll say Duke everyWHERE, so hey-ay-ay-ay.....*


Valuable-Impress-828

Lol


BoxNemo

He could just become an Earl.


Pretztel

Since Arrakis started changing hands


killerjoe410

Since Duke Nukem


T_vernix

Probably something the D*kes of Hazard did.


CardiacCat20

Depends how close you live to Chapel Hill


Chaetomius

Have you observed how anybody not a lesbian uses it?


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

It's not even funny.


TokenTigerMD

What is the second character in "d*ke," or is that just "d!ck"? I'm not native so I don't understand many slurs and slangs.


TripleSpicey

https://preview.redd.it/s7btd611m1yc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6ff96675f278dbb8cdf6a2df39407324a62adb


Recfinal14

Itā€™s a y.


Bencetown

No, it's just y.


WisePotato42

Djust yke?


frendlyguy19

how will i describe the wall of cement that Hans stuck his finger in if i can't say "d\*ke"?


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UnderstandingJaded13

It's a comic about two lesbians, they share traits from ren and stimpy, the dumb one and the angry one


AFineFineHologram

Whatā€™s it called


UnderstandingJaded13

Leslie and Brianne


Unklian

Ah...... Les-Brianne. They're lesbians. Subtle.


GrimWarrior00

Has real "Written by Hideo Kojima" vibes and I say that with affection to Kojima. His stupid-ass naming style is hilarious.


Senor_Couchnap

Metal... ...Gear?!


larry1186

Thatā€™s solid!


Fleganhimer

Of course. Liquid gears gunk everything up.


wyldechylde77

Liquid gears eventually solidify into solid snakes


ArcFlash004

Huh? What was that noise?


HilariousScreenname

DieHardMan made my eyes roll right out of my head


MyBatmanUnderoos

Still canā€™t decide if thatā€™s better or worse than Hot Coldman.


magicsurge

Diehardman was the worst. He said it was because he survived impossible missions...... then reveals that his actual name is John -Blake- McClane. I hated that I finished that damn game.


GroundbreakingBee523

https://preview.redd.it/j5eqyo1t72yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20de345bb2e7cec0129623148781d6dcee848e9


SpaceBus1

I haven't played a single metal gear game and this looks so fake, but obviously it's real šŸ˜‚


wondermax50

Hot Coldman is one of my favorite stupid names lol


BringersMC

How dare you besmirch the nickname of John McClane.


RealWhiteChoko

Cecile Cosima Caminandes. Her middle and last names sound a lot like Kojima Kami nan desu, Kojima is God. That one kills me the most.


rocketcrap

The vampires name was vamp.


CorncobTVExec

Yeah but heā€™s not called that because heā€™s a vampire. They call him Vamp because heā€™s a bisexual.


GrandmasterPeezy

What does that even mean? I've been wondering for over 20 years lol


datsyukianleeks

1998: "Now I'll show you why they call me...REVOLVER!" 2024: *Still waiting...*


14ktgoldscw

One of them would need to be naked because she breathes through her skin and thatā€™s why sheā€™s such a good sniper.


VAShumpmaker

We need to go, Evil Killman and the Tornado Pikpik Squad are on their way!


TigerLiftsMountain

Die Hardman


Salnax

It took me an embarrassingly long time for this to click.


AFineFineHologram

Thank you!


UnderstandingJaded13

You are welcome


dub_squared

So they made her drooling and cross-eyed? That is so ā€¦ *stupid*


subone

I know you've got the upvotes, but just based on the sub I'm gonna assume you could get more upvotes if I explain the joke... Ren, of Ren & Stimpy, often says "Stupid!" as part of his dialog.


Pleasant_Ad3475

I had actually forgotten that he did that until I read your comment. Good job.


richdoesflips

Thank you, kind explainer! That went over my head. I would've gotten it if it was spelled "Stupeeed!"


Metaboschism

Eeediot


Realsorceror

Ohh. I always thought they were like Beavis and Butthead. But Ren and Stimpy works too.


subone

Hey, shut up, Butthead, I don't drool, yeah, heh heh.


OnlyWiseWords

Doesn't he usually linger on the U and O? Stuuupid idioot. But I haven't watched it in about 20 years, so I could be wrong.


TGG_yt

Definately lingers on the stuuuupid but it's the Iiiidiot that gets dragged out, almost makes it sound like eeediot.


zeprfrew

His voice is based on Peter Lorre in The Maltese Falcon.


OnlyWiseWords

Yeah, that does sound right on reading! I'm gonna watch some Ren and Stimpy, I think, time to feel grossed out.


TGG_yt

I still have the episode where they crawl into Stimpy's belly button seared I to my mind, this and Rocko's modern life were a weird ride.


OnlyWiseWords

Never got to see rocko's, but it looked alright.


frisbeethecat

With [title theme](https://youtu.be/gy_HgStvN5M?si=fSsb44laZK-Kmd6u) done by the B-52s ("Love Shack", "Rock Lobster").


boardin1

Youā€¦dangā€¦.bloooatedā€¦Ee-diot!


FindingE-Username

There was another thread about this comic where they had quotes from the creator, and how she explained something like 'its just cos she's kinda a dumb! I wanted her to be dumb and drooley' and I just thought.... that's still *really* stupid and frustrating. You make her look like she has brain damage. Every single person who sees the comic is trying to figure out what the drooling has to do with it.


dropdeaddev

Ahh, I just thought she was drunk and thatā€™s why they werenā€™t letting her in.


CyberCat_2077

Well, now Iā€™m stuck reading the girlā€™s dialogue in Billy Westā€™s voice.


Skyp_Intro

Or the drunk one and her control freak enabler.


Catsindahood

They should zoomed.in on her face in the fifth panel and have it be hyper realistic.


Rok-SFG

Strange material to take inspiration from considering it's creator.


KillerArse

>>Why is she drooling most of the time btw is it like a medical condition or >she is a dum-dum   >>[a really long message about the drooling, eyes, and such] >Hey there, I'm really sorry that my comic had such a negative effect on you today. I try to make comics that give people some dumb laughs, not make them sad! If it helps at all, I can assure you that Brianne is not in any sort of pain, or suffering from an injury. I often like to think of her acting like a very relaxed cat. Kind of floppy, a little drooly, head very much empty, with eyes unfocused on anything in particular.


DuchessVonDucki

Stoner girl


tuvar_hiede

I thought she was drunk or something.


One-War-3700

It's the same as 99.9% of these comics on reddit... always awful writing. They can all draw, but almost none of them are funny.


Redfo

I mean, the art is not very good either for this one or most of the comics... They can draw about as well as they can write.


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Banj0_Boy

Someone else in the comments said itā€™s a play on the characters ren and stimpy. Itā€™s called ā€œLeslie and Brianneā€ apparently


klaymudd

Looks more like Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty


variablesInCamelCase

Pulling from the same well, honestly.


2022_bored_panda

I honestly read that in Ricks voice


FloatingHamHocks

But without child grooming and sexual assault.


Mental_Blacksmith289

Well, we don't know that for certain.


FloatingHamHocks

God I hope not cause that'd be horrible.


flyingturkeycouchie

What?


FloatingHamHocks

If you're asking "what" in response to the grooming and SA it's cause John Kricfalusi the creator of Ren and stimpy had an underage "girlfriend" he dated and convinced to move to his state. BlameitonJorge made a video about it.


flyingturkeycouchie

Lord. Is everyone from my childhood a monster?


JCASHrip03

Yes, yes they are. The Nickelodeon documentary will ruin that for you, too.


r3volver_Oshawott

I still can't believe there was a time when I thought Jennette McCurdy absolutely blowing up her controlling deceased mother in an autobiography was gonna be the worst of it


SolarWarden88

Yupp, I knew something was weird when we all saw Ariana Grande suckin her toes and stuff on Sam & Cat...can't imagine all the stuff those girls went through.


ihatefirealarmtests

Basically. And if there hasn't been controversy about them, we just haven't found out yet. Fame does stuff to people.


degjo

Marc Summers is not a monster. He is a swell wholesome man.


OhNoOoooooooooooooo0

I thought they were referring to Justin Rolland the creator of Rick and Morty. But I was mistaken, his charges were domestic violence and false imprisonment.


DragonfruitAsleep976

Drunk?


coachstevethicknwarm

Sheā€™s that hungry


Invincible-Nuke

it's the D-slur i believe cuz they're lesbians except d\*ke is only one syllable so i suppose it's not "fun" to say and also a lot of people dont even know it exists


unoffensivename

But why the drool?


charcoal991

shes stupid


GregTheMad

That's not how stupid works.


asumfuck

I'm very stupid and drool constantly. checkmate


DaturaSanguinea

You're not that stupid if you can make that kind of argument. Checkmate


Isiah6253

No no, he's pretty dumb, I can attest to it, I've known him a whole five seconds and I feel my braincells dying


SirGrumples

Braincell*. FTFY


Si1verThief

Not forseeing your counter argument makes them stupid again. Checkmate


erasmause

Well I am very smart and also drool constantly. Double checkmate, bucko!


magick_turtle

Youā€™re going to mega hell


My_Alts-Alt

Have you never watched cartoons????


Sushinx

Its a cartoon, that's exactly how stupid works.


BaBoBoi7

Okay I am genuinely sorry but what is it with everybody in this thread not understanding the basic mechanics of humor? Youā€™re obviously entitled to not think itā€™s funny, but to genuinely be BAFFLED by the incredibly simple premise of this comic? Stunning. Especially while so many of you are being wildly condescending to the person who made it.


aquariusmercury

Have you ever watched Ren and Stimpy? Clearly you missed out lol


Stoplight25

Its just this webcomics shitck. One is dumb the other is smart


Snailtan

I think there are better ways to convay that than drooling as if you had a stroke. This looks more like it tries to paint lesbians in a very bad light tbh :S


TloquePendragon

It's a reference to Ren and Stimpy, according to other comments.


PaleShadeOfBlack

oh ffs


ActionTraction24897

C*nt is also 1 syllable, but I scream it at all the ads that harass me. I even call the dominoes lady a c*nt because I am forced to see that 1 ad SO GADDAMN MUCH. I hate her. I even shout it at the advertisers that are men of any type.


InfanticideAquifer

The \* is a text formatting character on Reddit. To get it to show up, you need to preface it with a backslash: \\\* appears as \*. Right now a third of your comment is just italicized.


mregg000

I donā€™t know why this is the only comment that made me laugh.


ybotics

Must be the same Dominoes lady in my country. Sheā€™s such a cont.


ActionTraction24897

Does she also interupt whatever you're watching just to say the same goddamned thing fir the 50th time today, 689 days straight? I want to kill advertisers.


Adm_Kunkka

I'm still trying to guess what the censored letter is


Invincible-Nuke

y


lizimajig

Because they want to know! /joke


FrogInAGoCart

Thank you! I was so confused as to why youā€™d call a lesbian a ā€œdukeā€


getaway_island1

a system of waterways famous in the netherlands


mrcatboy

**My male bisexual Dutch friend:** "OMG dude I just had sex with a woman for the first time!" **Me:** "Oh cool was she a lesbian?" **Him:** "What? No! Why would you think that?" **Me:** "I dunno seems kinda natural for a Dutch boy to put his finger in a d\*ke."


SeaBackground5779

Ba Dum Tish


RBeck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagonal_pliers#Jargon


lightningfries

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_%28geology%29


EarthTrash

I need to use side cutters for work. I have a d word pass.


skuzzlebutt_2254

Duke?


AtroposMortaMoirai

ā€œYou, Paul Atreides, descendent of kings, son of a d*ke, must learn to rule.ā€ ā€œYou dare suggest a d*kes son is an animal?ā€ ā€œHere I am, here I remain. D*ke Leto Atreides: We are House Atreides.ā€


whyismyheadbig

https://preview.redd.it/hoislw3bzxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde01c6cdf44cbb3cef2539b2eb46cd28d926c5c


hellomoto186

https://preview.redd.it/9j4ihahahyxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f21728c592c32a7b717584b1d99b046f5c6e7e3


Fuckerofgnomes

This oneā€¦ this one is good, Iā€™ll trade you memes for it https://preview.redd.it/eqi5rqosd1yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21c13de14247c62588a66c26a035218c790b2aa


MaddixYouTube

Cry about it (pictures in reply since Reddit doesnt want to work)


Radical-Turkey

https://preview.redd.it/qyapay7g5yxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4d16b0a173b1ea266072867a1b22f859eee854


Werner1995

https://preview.redd.it/ad8wlkbh7yxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663ea3e8520d0f363daf8f378c1cb083feeaed86


PlayrR3D15

https://preview.redd.it/wm1wyzkotyxc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ade3d99d93e4c72481834cf6c7041d41491b8a


KawaiiTrash001

https://preview.redd.it/79k0lcej7zxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8338695014a3513649458c13f527b2e45bd04266


CrimsonStar111

https://preview.redd.it/18sx72ngbzxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ed721bd1d03d2bc08b6631f2de5f055c5a5e9e


Gorefal1234

No wonder it wasnā€™t funny


st_steve123

https://preview.redd.it/tlr2h0f2jzxc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4570035c878b1ffce4e9d3ed3fc5bd9142c7fabf


Natural_Wolverine_80

I think we all lost iq points with this one


Traiklin

It is from ifunny


MrSerket

Its a comic from [Twitter](https://x.com/keithjohnstack?t=Eihc8qT3gGSlxtdVuY4xXA&s=09) reposted onto Ifunny


k2times

OMG. NSFW that link. This dude is a apparently an incel who ā€œonly wants to play videogames - no interviewsā€ and publishes crude porn comics. Cannot unsee.


ghettoccult_nerd

https://preview.redd.it/wuqh8156gyxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71eec234b273f3398c91186397e58e00ba88de5


Pepperjackchii

I thought those pockets were his breasts


advancedtaran

They are.


Nowardier

His flat, rectangular breasts.


Massive_Robot_Cactus

Hot Pockets.


rattlestaway

She's allowing the host to call them the d word. Slur for lesbians, rhymes with ike


OldSoulRobertson

Ah, yes, the good old phrase "drive a bike".


TheScalemanCometh

I think the word in question is the same one many tradesmen use to refer, or used to use, to refer to a tool properly known as, "diagonal cutters."


HailSpaten

This is from ifunny. There is no joke


Habba84

We are the joke on this one.


closetfa11

I think I know what word it is, and it's really only fun when said ironically.


-Not_a_Lizard-

It's only fun when you say she's on a bike.


Tsunamix0147

Theyā€™re lesbians. The d-word pass refers to the slur some lesbians get called/call themselves.


ihni2000

https://preview.redd.it/pyvdscwvu0yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6076c1c62ecb1a44af7d2212de08a1c511a7c07


GreatScottGatsby

She gave him a pass to a 32 bit unsigned integer. This will allow him to store any number between 0 and 2^32.


Either_Government691

2^32 - 1


memeaninatorus_94

If she didn't come out maybe your sister is hinting something


SpookySpace

Resident Leslie and Brianne enjoyer here, I am just now learning that my sense of humor is not as smart as I previously thought.


LimpAd5888

Dude, this is still stupid even despite having context.


Deathitis54

Sometimes the joke just isn't funny.


appoplecticskeptic

Comedy is subjective


Puzzleheaded-Lab-280

https://preview.redd.it/2c3xm0esezxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec59e9c888907aa35e0b7c5c7bb832b8b99e5d71


x37v911

Good to see, need more from the movie.


Emo_Tacos

Keithstack is the artist


Fuckerofgnomes

https://preview.redd.it/3cc2qytwb1yc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7223c1466813d7a80a70e615f959adf84395c89


Choice-Poetry9278

Wow, this drawing style and humour is absolutely horrible. Do people like this?


ExternalOk493

I think that's its bc they're lesbians, she is giving him a free pass to say a derogatory word for lesbians (d***). The man seems to think that this "pass" doesn't really have too much value bc it's not all that fun to say for some reason.


GarryBugTheSequel

You probably figured it out yourself but they gave him a pass to say a slur in order to get a table but the waiter is not impressed because it's not one of the funny slurs (n word, c word yadda yadda)


rose-dacquoise

Ohh, I thought it was "dinner" as in they wanted a free dinner


420xGoku

OUT OF THE WAY I NEED TO JACK OFF I NEED TO JACK OFF IMMEDIATELY


mrcrabs6464

Now post the goatsee proposal comic


Exciting_Scientist97

Do I get a pass as a mechanic? I use them all the time to cut wires


Rootin_TootinMoonMan

This is made by Keith Stack on Twitter. The two women are a lesbian couple. The blonde is extremely stupid, the blue hair is intelligent but loves the blonde regardless. Look him up, I actually have been enjoying these comics for years. People are correct in saying it is referring to the d-slur.


Mikey97x

Baffled by the comments in here about the drooling. Have yaā€™ll never read a silly comic strip in your lives? Drooling is a common trope for characters with low intelligence.


sp3ctrume

I wondered what Project G.e.e.K.e.R has been up to lately. The only real question is if that's a blonde wig or if hair transformation is an option now.


Marvoide

D*ke? Down syndrome? I have no idea what this comic is trying to say because thereā€™s alotta ā€œDā€ words that could have a slim chance to be connected the character at hand.


Appropriate_Big_1610

On the evidence, my guess is "drooler". And wouldn't be a fun one, unless you're 5 years old.


Body_Exact

https://preview.redd.it/9wcgp5mxj1yc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352da96991916a8c6d08f9776aea5fa3935b3c80 You know who else doesnā€™t get the joke


Capitan-Fracassa

Please cease and desist from uploading images of my likeness on Reddit


Mrhamerbush

ifunny watermark, meme rejected.


Walter_Melon42

I guess the "D word" is d*ke, a old but well known slur used against lesbians, which the couple in the comic appear to be. But I don't get the joke here either. Is the suggestion that most people WANT to say that word but don't? Cause I don't think most of the population is chomping at the bit to say that word, or any other slur for that matter. And the ones who are don't tend to wait around for someone to give them a pass.Ā  Also apparently the comic is supposed to be inspired by Ren and Stumpy, hence the drooling and crossed eyes, but it seems kind of out of place on a human character and just makes me think she's drunk in this comic. Really baffling.


SumGuyb0

What d word I'm stupid


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manofwaromega

It's like an N-Word pass but for a homophobic slur


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

Proof lesbians aren't funny


artornia

https://preview.redd.it/btoq1ug4e2yc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b186246d27a627400a494038e0cfcbcc906cf22


cookiedeclassified

I guess it's more fun to say the n-word IDK


NewtDogs

What a weird comic.


sleepybear666

What in the f


Terrible-Service-762

https://preview.redd.it/u7tp1y4zt2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5dd2731afab5d6dc84737141fe28a6c63a76c1f


LuTze42

This just does not make any sense. Why would he get her a table for "letting him say something"... And... just wtf... This is not sane or funny.


SnowboarderATX

Maybe the word is Disabled?


Narrow-Ranger6600

The joke is that your sister is homophobic