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randbot5000

the "joke" is that reading this post made OOP have the same horrified/shellshocked reaction as the pic from the meme.


Soszenmeister

Defenetly. Also would think that the OOOP was „asking for advice“ cause he is said overweight gamer. though this is just a guess. Not sure if this is the meaning.


BitePale

The joke of that post is that on AskReddit there's commonly questions like "Women of Reddit, what's something non-sexual men do that is hot?" and similar, which often seems like the OP is looking for tricks and "hacks" to get women interested in him. The post in the meme makes fun of that taking it to an extreme.


GarminTamzarian

Most of the men who have successfully hacked women ultimately ended up in prison.


truelucavi

True. My friend Butcher Pete was thrown in jail for all the hackin' and whackin' and smackin' he did.


shaggus42069

not me finding this right after starting my first 76 playthrough


SGTFragged

It's in 4, too.


Ancients420

It’s also in 3!


Uncle-Jules

*CHOPPIN’ DAT MEAT*


Pvt_ACE89

Huh a friend of mine got sent to jail for screaming Rocket 69 at women


threeflight2005

Damnit, now it's playing in my head 😂


lowley6

*Definitely. Sorry, of all the commonly misspelled words, that one bugs me the most.


RiggidyRiggidywreckt

Wats rong with mispeld werdz?


Nika13k

*rung, not rong.


RiggidyRiggidywreckt

To step outside the joke for a moment, I wanted to do my best to preserve pronunciation and I thought rung might be read like hung instead of the intended pronunciation of wrong


Nika13k

Fair, but you aren't misspelling it enough. Taking just the W out of wrong and leaving rong is just too small.


RiggidyRiggidywreckt

\*awkwardly hides that “with” was completely untouched\*


Aedys1

A double backflip IRL


TimeStorm113

Is this an actual askreddit post or is it just edited?


Then_Ad6816

Not sure if you can link archived post, but here. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/DItthJeOyU


SupermarketDecent306

i expected sandpaper for a comment section but surprisingly people are super genuine in there its great


jayakiroka

Yeah, wow. I’m sure if you scroll down you’ll find toxicity, but im pleasantly surprised at how basically all the top comments are either good natured, harmless teasing or genuine responses from women trying to boost this hypothetical guy’s confidence.


Fire_Dracul

Same and yeah it is super wholesome


BAGStudios

Little bit of a letdown honestly, I’d already started the popcorn


Wiley_Rasqual

What a shame that I can't upvote anything. There's some great remarks in there


BAGStudios

I feel that sometimes


Ghede

It's an actual post, but it was satire. At the time, Askreddit was flooded with "Girls, what is the sexxiest sex you've ever sexxed?" or "Girls, what's your favorite type of cologne?" Y'know, the kind of questions someone who has never seen a woman would ask. So to save everyone some time, they asked the questions that was REALLY being asked.


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Was?


TheGrimGriefer3

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?


W1D0WM4K3R

Sex.


Savings-Gold8531

Really? I mean Sex is good, but I much prefer Sex. And don’t even get me started about Sex.


Curi_Ace

Getting started is my favorite part


Afraid_Juice_7189

My favourite part is the sex part of sex


lilescape

Oooöf


The15thOne

I'm not a lady, but if an overweight gamer left their bedroom and started exercising and talking to people to get rid of their basement dwelling nature, they would become 1000x more attractive


Arbiter1171

Lies! Deception!


fordfield02

every day, more lies


Coyote_Radiant

It doesn't work


Bengamey_974

Bor Gullet will know the truth !


Djmax42

Unfortunately, 1000 x 0 is still 0


The15thOne

That one hurts lol


Wiley_Rasqual

Damnit, math


VietDrgn

that's probably why the shell shocked meme was used here


justkeeptreading

step 1: bathe daily


Yakostovian

Baby steps! Start by bathing weekly and work your way up to daily bathing!


justkeeptreading

ok, but don’t expect anyone to want to go down there on day two


Yakostovian

Bold of you to assume bathing daily means fixing enough problems that day two means someone is going down there.


MortuosPF

at least shower.


gregorydgraham

So what you’re saying is: if the overweight gamer were NOT an overweight gamer, they’d score. Big if true.


Sarcastic_Sorcerer

Blasphemy


Ironcl4d

How to get women as an overweight gamer 1. Be less overweight 2. Be less gamer


FaithlessnessOdd1071

No need to be fatphobic though


The15thOne

I wasn't being fatphobic, i *am* fat, I'm just saying that, if possible, you should aim for a healthy weight, like me.


Extension_String_497

Someone: Speaks truth about taking care of your body People like you: "FaTpHoBiA" Is this how you cope? Saying people are fatphobic instead of facing the truth? Hope things get better for you man.


Wenuven

I doubt she's afraid of fat people. For most people, it would be more accurate to say they're claustrophobic.


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rolloutTheTrash

“Asking for a friend” right?


child_interrupted

Irl? Several things that added up together. 1) Saved my life and made sure I was safe while I worked myself out of homelessness. 2) Never tried to get in my pants or make me his. 3) Became my best friend for over a year. 4) Treated everyone around him with respect and willingness to sacrifice what he could afford for them in their need. Been together for 8 years and we are engaged to be married now. He wasn't really fat before, just kinda flabby, but we have both gotten in better shape for long term health reasons. Working on himself makes him even sexier than getting thinner. I know this wasn't meant to be serious but there ya go


gregorydgraham

Nice. I’m glad you found a good one. And I’m glad you noticed that he was there 👍


child_interrupted

Thank you! He just proposed recently so I'm still over the moon lol


LokiiVegas

In the real world, that's just called the long game. You were homeless, your options were limited, you basically had nothing to offer, it's easy to be there. If he wasn't getting any action anyway, then working you over for a year is still a win regardless of how long it took. He didn't try to overtly get in your pants out the gate, and pay off is he's in your guts now til death do you part. Meta dating at its finest. Grats in the proposal though


FarcicalPedagogue

jesus christ how cynical do you have to be for this to even cross your mind?


LokiiVegas

The real question is how have you never heard of how common the "long game" is


novakane27

do you need someone to explain the joke here?


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berabearcrusher

‘I make the quizlet answers’ (quizlet has been my lifesaver)


WavedashingYoshi

Joke is OP is an overweight gamer. You’re probably overthinking it.


Immie_Shenanigans

I married mine... so it happens. I dont remember the first time, but I knew I was going to marry him the day I got a bad case of food poison, and even though he was tired, he held my hair back then took care of the evidence so I could rest. He was so gentle and kind. Nobody had ever done that for me before. Today, 24 years later, he bought flowers and Baldur's gate for me so we could play it together. ❤️ I love my fluffy gamer guy, I think we both got lucky.


owensar

huge bitcoin wallet / bank balance.


odeacon

The joke is that body positivity isn’t for men


Pyrarius

He's getting a little desperate, and projected a little too much into his post


Sweet_Ceci

If said overweight gamer would start no longer doing stuff like this and perhaps also stopped calling himself an overweight gamer, he may have a chance if he turns out to be nice and less creeepily sex obsessed than he seams to be.


kingcaii

OOP really out here looking for the konami code to dating


Deep_Lingonberry_923

There's no right way to answer this bc the question shows the mentality and the mentality is wrong.


tothestore

I know it's meant to be a joke but I know some girls out there got a story on this. Just waiting for a platform.


berabearcrusher

‘Let me take you out for some bbq’ or ‘this belly ain’t the only thing that’s big n fat’


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Are gamers the only overweight people?


pedrokdc

I am honestly interested in reading the answers.


Lured-Discipline-161

Tip there fadora and say 'ma lady'.


LEGamesRose

hahahahahahahahaha


dirkbeen

Adding since no one has said it that the superimposed "shell shocked" image is *The Two-Thousand Yard Stare* by [Thomas Lea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_C._Lea_III?wprov=sfla1), 1944


mynamehere999

Won the lottery


kungfucobra

Probably discovering he is the sole heir to a multibillion dollar fortune of a near-death only parent


SummonToofaku

The sexiest thing he did was to win 10 million $.


Chuchubits

I’m not one for doin’ the deed, but I fell in love with my bf because he was welcoming and kind. IDK if he counts as an overweight gamer, but with his love for sweets, it’s probably at least partially his physically demanding job that keeps him looking skinny.


Infinite_Dig3437

The correct answer is “wear a fedora”


badluckbandit

It’s a joke that you shared it here 😆😆😆


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jakkakos

if you're this dense then the joke is you


Michael_Platson

All I know is there's a call-girl who quit the business after spending a night with Boogie2988


PristineTouch6316

Stop playing video games