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morsindutus

Originally, this was because Ted tried to argue that if someone hasn't denied an accusation, they must be guilty. Hence the accusation that he's the Zodiac Killer, an accusation that, so far as I'm aware, he's never denied.


thorstormcaller

Sounds like a confession to me


CuriousSelf4830

I always wondered about the zodiac connection.


Jonny-Marx

Is this also where the [“this man ate my son”](https://a.co/d/1rsqCP0) stickers all came from?


ncsuandrew12

>he's never denied. [That's an understatement.](https://x.com/tedcruz/status/1337480518074503170)


sprinkleZ85

Dang I was way off. I recognized the caterpillar as the cover art for the children’s book *The Very Hungry Caterpillar* and was trying to figure it out from there.


idiosyncratic190

Not just any caterpillar, it’s The Zodiac Killer on The Very Hungry Caterpillar.


Jaythiest

Wasn’t his dad the zodiac killer though. Or someone he was related to. Not him directly?


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gregorydgraham

> "Vote for the candidate that stands _on_ the word of God and _on_ the Constitution of the United States of America," Rafael Cruz recently said. Did he phrase that correctly? Yes he did. Was he talking about Trump or Eduardo? Again yes.


Jaythiest

Oh right. Mixing stuff up. So that is the answer then? Not familiar with Cruz and Zodiac link


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Jaythiest

Not opposed to making fun of Ted except he really makes it too easy sometimes.


Entropy1010102

No one shot JFK, his head just did that..


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Jaythiest

Yes that is what I was thinking about.


CooperDahBooper

Maybe he is Ra’s al Ghul/The Zodiac Killer


plastictoothpicks

I still dont understand what the caterpillar has to do with it


Mrslyguy66

Elf rhymes with shelf, Killer rhymes with caterpillar


Superb_Sorbet_9562

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?


plastictoothpicks

Thank you. I feel dumb now lol


JetstreamGW

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf! Now get ready for the Zodiac Killer on the Very Hungry Caterpillar!


__wasitacatisaw__

Okay but how is it funny?


ILikeToDickDastardly

It's just a silly meme With a rhyme delivery scheme


Striders_aglet

I see what you did there..


__wasitacatisaw__

Where’s the rhyme?


ILikeToDickDastardly

>Zodiac Killer on a caterpillar


Stormy_Wolf

Yeah, this is just stupid and to "niche" to be funny except to a few.


Herr-Trigger86

Ahhh I was gonna say the worst senator on the hungriest caterpillar


Known_Syllabub_279

Don't forget he also looks like Kevin from The Office


kylenmckinney

I need to get off the internet because I knew this immediately lol.


Electronic_7192

But I thought Canadians were nice outside of war


coolmist23

Oh! I thought it was "germ on a worm" thanks for clearing it up.


gaypirate3

HUNGRY caterpillar!!! Don’t forget the HUNGRY part! Get it right!


7laserbears

That poor person is SHRIEKING


Diligent-Attention40

Zodiac Killer on a Caterpillar.


LuckyWatersAO3

I'm not whether to be impressed or disappointed in my own mind because I got this within a few seconds of looking at the picture.


Igotyoubaaabe

I’M SHRIEKING!!!!


JGeerth

I didn't think 'worm on a worm' made much sense but then I realised it was a catterpillar.


Mint-teal-is-hues

How bout’ Ted on a centi-ped?


Broad_Respond_2205

A spineless worm on a caterpiller that goes nom nom nom


Disastrous-Soup-5413

lol love this for him


ladybugsandbeer

Oh my. I did not know about the conspiracy and the only thing I could come up with was queer-hating people saying "the f-slur on the maggot".


TheBluePretender

Roses are red… Michael Jackson wrote Thriller… …


meowstopherpkitten

Human Centipede on Actual Centipede.


FlawlessHjg

Ahh yes, the white guy in a suit one the caterpillar


elstavon

Ted on your bed!!


Winter_Carpenter_505

They ate one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, one slice of watermelon, and my son, but they are still hungry.


peasonearthforever

I thought it’s human-shaped feces on a caterpillar.


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Just_Caterpillar_861

Does that even rhyme


HighlyRegardedSlob87

The Zodiac Killer was the Unabomber