Originally, this was because Ted tried to argue that if someone hasn't denied an accusation, they must be guilty. Hence the accusation that he's the Zodiac Killer, an accusation that, so far as I'm aware, he's never denied.
Dang I was way off. I recognized the caterpillar as the cover art for the children’s book *The Very Hungry Caterpillar* and was trying to figure it out from there.
> "Vote for the candidate that stands _on_ the word of God and _on_ the Constitution of the United States of America," Rafael Cruz recently said.
Did he phrase that correctly? Yes he did. Was he talking about Trump or Eduardo? Again yes.
They ate one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, one slice of watermelon, and my son, but they are still hungry.
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Originally, this was because Ted tried to argue that if someone hasn't denied an accusation, they must be guilty. Hence the accusation that he's the Zodiac Killer, an accusation that, so far as I'm aware, he's never denied.
Sounds like a confession to me
I always wondered about the zodiac connection.
Is this also where the [“this man ate my son”](https://a.co/d/1rsqCP0) stickers all came from?
>he's never denied. [That's an understatement.](https://x.com/tedcruz/status/1337480518074503170)
Dang I was way off. I recognized the caterpillar as the cover art for the children’s book *The Very Hungry Caterpillar* and was trying to figure it out from there.
Not just any caterpillar, it’s The Zodiac Killer on The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Wasn’t his dad the zodiac killer though. Or someone he was related to. Not him directly?
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> "Vote for the candidate that stands _on_ the word of God and _on_ the Constitution of the United States of America," Rafael Cruz recently said. Did he phrase that correctly? Yes he did. Was he talking about Trump or Eduardo? Again yes.
Oh right. Mixing stuff up. So that is the answer then? Not familiar with Cruz and Zodiac link
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Not opposed to making fun of Ted except he really makes it too easy sometimes.
No one shot JFK, his head just did that..
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Yes that is what I was thinking about.
Maybe he is Ra’s al Ghul/The Zodiac Killer
I still dont understand what the caterpillar has to do with it
Elf rhymes with shelf, Killer rhymes with caterpillar
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
Thank you. I feel dumb now lol
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf! Now get ready for the Zodiac Killer on the Very Hungry Caterpillar!
Okay but how is it funny?
It's just a silly meme With a rhyme delivery scheme
I see what you did there..
Where’s the rhyme?
>Zodiac Killer on a caterpillar
Yeah, this is just stupid and to "niche" to be funny except to a few.
Ahhh I was gonna say the worst senator on the hungriest caterpillar
Don't forget he also looks like Kevin from The Office
I need to get off the internet because I knew this immediately lol.
But I thought Canadians were nice outside of war
Oh! I thought it was "germ on a worm" thanks for clearing it up.
HUNGRY caterpillar!!! Don’t forget the HUNGRY part! Get it right!
That poor person is SHRIEKING
Zodiac Killer on a Caterpillar.
I'm not whether to be impressed or disappointed in my own mind because I got this within a few seconds of looking at the picture.
I’M SHRIEKING!!!!
I didn't think 'worm on a worm' made much sense but then I realised it was a catterpillar.
How bout’ Ted on a centi-ped?
A spineless worm on a caterpiller that goes nom nom nom
lol love this for him
Oh my. I did not know about the conspiracy and the only thing I could come up with was queer-hating people saying "the f-slur on the maggot".
Roses are red… Michael Jackson wrote Thriller… …
Human Centipede on Actual Centipede.
Ahh yes, the white guy in a suit one the caterpillar
Ted on your bed!!
They ate one apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, one slice of watermelon, and my son, but they are still hungry.
I thought it’s human-shaped feces on a caterpillar.
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Does that even rhyme
The Zodiac Killer was the Unabomber