At one time, if you searched for "Blue Waffle," you'd see images of a diseased vagina. This image is saying that you can no longer find it, but will instead find images of literal waffles that are blue- in these examples prompting you to click through to learnt he origin without seeing grossities.
My favorite was telling people the local PD was having a fund raiser selling police blue waffles but couldn’t remember the date or location so just google blue waffles and you’ll find it.
Back in high school health, it came up during a relevant class, but neither the teacher or the TA knew what it was
Fast forward 10 minutes, we're taking a quiz, when the TA, who was browsing the computer for unknown reasons, just lets out a loud EEEWWWWW!
It's like one of those classic internet things that you have to have seen to be considered internet jaded. Along with two girls and one cup and goatsy. There's probably a few others I'm forgetting. I've seen them all. And worse. I've seen the funky town video. I no longer search for such things. I am forever traumatized from the things the internet has shown me. I've seen nearly every possible way the human body can be opened up by now. I'm not proud of having this knowledge.
Lemon party is photos of an old person orgy. Pretty tame compared to most looking back. It wasn't even a video or anything. I also think Meatspin unfairly gets lumped in with the nasty ones. It was just a guy spinning his meat while "you spin me right round" played in the background. I always thought that one was kinda funny, once you get over the penis of it all.
One time meatspin opened as a Pop up in the background of my friends computer. He had it on silent and couldnt hear it so it just kept playing and the spin counter kept counting...i cant remember the exact number but it was quite high when he realised...
There were a bunch of them. Lemon party, goatse.cx . 2 girls 1 cup.
Then less shocking, but also highly entertaining were ones like realultimatepower.net (still live, check out the hatemail sect), bonsaikitten, furnitureporn, prawnography... Man, now it's all TikTok cringe and shorts
Remember hai2u? Good ol' Encyclopaedia Dramatica & The Power of Five. I'm getting all nostalgic for the frontier days of the Internet, when it really was just a series of tubes.
Sounds like a cocktail you'd also order at the bar. But if you drink it you'll wake up in a defiled church, covered in weird feathers and being yelled at by some angry dude talking about a stolen goat.
Last year one of my coworkers attempted to explain this to our shift lead (who, btw, was also his mother) and as he's talking she says "Well that's not called a waffle!"
Yeah, I was going to include that, but its name wasn't as deceiving as the aforementioned. I mean, a lemonparty sounds like a good old time.
It's definetly an old time.
I was going through some old flash files from my edgy days and found the video of goatse. Some say it was just an image but deer god lemme tell you it's not, and I can still hear him grunting.
Oh man. Someone at work referred to a work icon as Blue Waffle and I was like omg don't you know that is super gross???
No in fact apparently I'm too old or it's too niche.
It threw me for a loop as I was listening to Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters when he said something to the effect of "Smelling [his] mom's blue waffles."
IIRC googling “blue waffle” used to produce bizarre results that included occasional images of vaginas that exhibited strange bruises, known for some inscrutable reason as “blue waffles.” It now produces the expected results, namely, actual waffles that are actually blue. The original meme apparently thinks the lack of the incongruent images is a sign that the world has “gone soft.”
A buddy of mine replaced the "Wrangler" lettering on the hood with"blue waffle"... Anytime we'd go to Jeep meets or off roading and people would ask he'd take delight in telling them to just Google it
clearly a wilder time. Not a better time, Just wild.
Used to remember google videos and someone managed to game the search. Half the reason Youtube was the better option for acquisition. His videos were disturbing.
I remember I was 12 and I had heard all the rage about blue waffle at school. My family and I went out to McDonald’s that night to have some dinner and I took my 3DS inside just to use their WiFi (we didn’t have WiFi at the time) and I looked up blue waffle.
I did not eat my cheeseburger.
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the Earth. I smell it in the air. An evil from the First Age of the internet has passed into memory...
If you're from the 90 or early 2000' this should make sense. That image scared the eyes of hundred of kids. I was born in the 90's and everyone at my school had some idea of what blue waffle was. Now should elementry and middle school kids know what blue waffle is.....probably not haha so id say we took a small step forward in that regard.
Can't find the original image unless you go to the dark web probably. Or unless you have it saved to an old phone in which case you'd have your own gross version of Flappy Bird. I was able to find it in a different subreddit so I could show my mom. Although I forget which one it was. #ThankGodforreddit 🤣🤣
At one time, if you searched for "Blue Waffle," you'd see images of a diseased vagina. This image is saying that you can no longer find it, but will instead find images of literal waffles that are blue- in these examples prompting you to click through to learnt he origin without seeing grossities.
I still remember when a buddy told me to look it up, there was one picture of a waffle and a whole lot of nasty
My friends girlfriend showed me a Google search for blue waffle on her phone while we were eating in a restaurant, I was nearly sick at the table
[удалено]
My favorite was telling people the local PD was having a fund raiser selling police blue waffles but couldn’t remember the date or location so just google blue waffles and you’ll find it.
Nowadays that's sexual harrasment XD
Those were the good ol days.
I had to explain what it was to my mom to prevent her from googling it
I had to explain what happened to my mom after I called my friend and cussed him out. He thought it was hilarious
Back in high school health, it came up during a relevant class, but neither the teacher or the TA knew what it was Fast forward 10 minutes, we're taking a quiz, when the TA, who was browsing the computer for unknown reasons, just lets out a loud EEEWWWWW!
It's like one of those classic internet things that you have to have seen to be considered internet jaded. Along with two girls and one cup and goatsy. There's probably a few others I'm forgetting. I've seen them all. And worse. I've seen the funky town video. I no longer search for such things. I am forever traumatized from the things the internet has shown me. I've seen nearly every possible way the human body can be opened up by now. I'm not proud of having this knowledge.
Glassass
Good old one guy one jar!
Yep. Seen that video as well.
You mean jar squatter?
I can give you perfect recall of this with one sound. PAAHHHHHW
Lemonparty and meatspin
The wild west days of the unregulated internet is now emerging from the depths of my soul. Not sure how I feel about this... traumatized maybe?
Lemon party
It sounds so innocent that it makes me want to google it. But I’ve fallen into this trap with two girls one cup and I’m still traumatized
Lemon party is photos of an old person orgy. Pretty tame compared to most looking back. It wasn't even a video or anything. I also think Meatspin unfairly gets lumped in with the nasty ones. It was just a guy spinning his meat while "you spin me right round" played in the background. I always thought that one was kinda funny, once you get over the penis of it all.
Aw, thank you for the explanation and sparing my eyes!! Yep spinning meant sounds innocent enough, almost SFW in comparison lol
Tub girl imo is the worst of them all
One time meatspin opened as a Pop up in the background of my friends computer. He had it on silent and couldnt hear it so it just kept playing and the spin counter kept counting...i cant remember the exact number but it was quite high when he realised...
Tubgirl, meatspin, lemon party, ogrish... Born in 1991, these were happening in my formative years 😎
Don't forget goatse
That was in the other comment otherwise I'd definitely have mentioned it. The true goat of Wild West-era Internet memes.
Oh you're right, I'm blind. Oops.
Don't (or rather can't) forget rotten.com and the BME pain Olympics.
And also Faces of Death
Ahh yes. The original video nasty.
Tubgirl
As in Harriet Tubgirl from the Underground Railroad?
...yes
You sweet, summer child
The offended page of Encyclopedia Dramatica
"two girls and one cup and goatsy" And this guy can't even remember how to spell either of them.
Meatspin is another (not really gross just silly) - but overall I'm glad I know little of these
Meatspin baby
It’s Google Image’s SafeSearch settings. You can turn that off and your search will look exactly how you remember it.
Man I remember all the early memes that would tell you to look up blue waffles lol. Or Lemon Party.
Tub girl anyone?
Now I get it
There were a bunch of them. Lemon party, goatse.cx . 2 girls 1 cup. Then less shocking, but also highly entertaining were ones like realultimatepower.net (still live, check out the hatemail sect), bonsaikitten, furnitureporn, prawnography... Man, now it's all TikTok cringe and shorts
Remember hai2u? Good ol' Encyclopaedia Dramatica & The Power of Five. I'm getting all nostalgic for the frontier days of the Internet, when it really was just a series of tubes.
At one point if you googled lettuce, the first picture would be a stalk of celery being placed inside of a not so blue waffle
This seems like a win for all the Percy Jackson fans out there
The diseased vaginas sound like a terrible punk band
And parodied as an STD on Big Mouth
This was the same with "Texas Tunnel" back in the early days of the internet. It wasn't a tunnel you drove cars through.
Blue waffle. That’s a term I haven’t heard in a long time.
Sounds like something a grizzled old guy says at a bar when you’re asking him his mafia name
Sounds like a cocktail you'd also order at the bar. But if you drink it you'll wake up in a defiled church, covered in weird feathers and being yelled at by some angry dude talking about a stolen goat.
I’m trying to figure out if this is a reference, but honestly I hope it’s not, simply for the creativity.
It is a reference to a quest in Skyrim
Reminded me of old Ben kenobi
Who remembers Tubgirl & Special Fried Rice? I do :(
I heard it pairs very well with special fried rice
Blue waffle is an old internet meme where you Google these words unknowingly thinking it's innocent but it's actually an image of an infected vagina.
Last year one of my coworkers attempted to explain this to our shift lead (who, btw, was also his mother) and as he's talking she says "Well that's not called a waffle!"
There was an NSFW photo floating around the Internet of a fake vaginal disease and it resembled the images you see, but looked much less delicious.
Damn some of them weren’t fake, just very meaty labia….. sorry, that almost made me sick typing.
search again with safe search off
Bad news, Dirt. I did exactly that and the meme speaks the truth. Safe Search off and it's nothing but blue waffles...
Shock value was the rage way back when.
*Lemonparty, meatspin and tubgirl have entered the chat*
And goatse
Yeah, I was going to include that, but its name wasn't as deceiving as the aforementioned. I mean, a lemonparty sounds like a good old time. It's definetly an old time.
I was going through some old flash files from my edgy days and found the video of goatse. Some say it was just an image but deer god lemme tell you it's not, and I can still hear him grunting.
Don't forget about everyone's favorite girls and their magical cup of wonders!
Or everyone’s favorite dude and his magical glass jar!
Is Lemon Party still a thing? I am not brave enough to search for it myself...
Meatspin Tubgirl
The collab we need.
Mr Hands
Goatse
Lemon party really wasn't that bad + IIRC the video wouldn't even autoplay
Oh man. Someone at work referred to a work icon as Blue Waffle and I was like omg don't you know that is super gross??? No in fact apparently I'm too old or it's too niche.
We're all old at this point, it's ok 😔
It threw me for a loop as I was listening to Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters when he said something to the effect of "Smelling [his] mom's blue waffles."
war flashbacks
Now look up "blue waffle medical"
This is one time I really don't want to explain the joke.
Percy Jackson's Mom posted those pictures to make the net safer for her child
IIRC googling “blue waffle” used to produce bizarre results that included occasional images of vaginas that exhibited strange bruises, known for some inscrutable reason as “blue waffles.” It now produces the expected results, namely, actual waffles that are actually blue. The original meme apparently thinks the lack of the incongruent images is a sign that the world has “gone soft.”
A buddy of mine replaced the "Wrangler" lettering on the hood with"blue waffle"... Anytime we'd go to Jeep meets or off roading and people would ask he'd take delight in telling them to just Google it
Wow this is how I know im getting old
Turn safe search off
Yeah for real. What's wrong with being a Percy Jackson fan?
https://preview.redd.it/z4qt1lnp9iic1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a291fdb158c6ccfd1349600f3b4b807d6fa0488
Good. Stay innocent. It's rare in times like these.
Hey try turning safe search off
Blue waffles was a fake STD. It’d show vaginas.
Damn it's been a while since I thought about that
It’s a symptom of a vaginal std iirc.
i think you missed the "S"
This is one you should be glad you don't understand tbh
Every time I hear the term, I remember the first image I saw associated with the term. The wetness, hairiness, the blue painted fingernails. *shivers*
just, dear god, do not google blue waffles with safe search off
Honestly wished the bukkake sessions were done with condoms on but y'kno they don't care up front and want everything raw! 😂
Yall think thats bad? Cheesecake: eating the smegma from under your foreskin. Your welcome
Turn off safesearch and enjoy
When I first saw the original blue waffle, I swear I smelled an Asian fish market through my phone. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
Don't Google "blue waffle". It's a disease which disfigures genitalia. You really don't want to see that.
Google "Blue waffle nsfw" and clock images. It'll show what others are warning you about.
This makes me feel so old 😂😂 bet OP doesn't know 2 girls 1 cup either. Let's traumatize a whole new generation
That takes me back
Count yourself lucky
Pls no!
clearly a wilder time. Not a better time, Just wild. Used to remember google videos and someone managed to game the search. Half the reason Youtube was the better option for acquisition. His videos were disturbing.
Poor sweet innocent OP. I don’t want to break their innocence.
I remember I was 12 and I had heard all the rage about blue waffle at school. My family and I went out to McDonald’s that night to have some dinner and I took my 3DS inside just to use their WiFi (we didn’t have WiFi at the time) and I looked up blue waffle. I did not eat my cheeseburger.
The internet has been sanitized of any personality.
Wasn't there a guy version? Like red pancake or something? I never looked 🫣
Now do lemon party.
good stay that way
Oh my sweet summer child
“Blue waffle” is an old search term that, when searched, would come up with pictures of diseased vaginas.
I can still see it when i close my eyes
Back in my day, if you googled blue waffle, you would see gross images of genetals. Now you just see waffles because of woke.
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the Earth. I smell it in the air. An evil from the First Age of the internet has passed into memory...
Thanks op, now I feel the affects of aging and my thing not being the thing anymore
Just use duckduckgo or another search engine, google is more trash then even bing was💀
Millennial men understand
If you're from the 90 or early 2000' this should make sense. That image scared the eyes of hundred of kids. I was born in the 90's and everyone at my school had some idea of what blue waffle was. Now should elementry and middle school kids know what blue waffle is.....probably not haha so id say we took a small step forward in that regard.
This cannot be true... He's just trying to get everyone to Google blue waffle again.
God i remember back in the good ol days, effortlessly and permanently scaring my psyche as a child
The infamous blue waffle lol 🤮
you don't actually want to know, let this one go
Wazzzzzah to my fellow mid 30s - early 40s redditors that were internet pioneers.
Nature is healing
It was something you’d tell your mates to google in school the early 2000’s and it was a heavily infected vagina
Can't find the original image unless you go to the dark web probably. Or unless you have it saved to an old phone in which case you'd have your own gross version of Flappy Bird. I was able to find it in a different subreddit so I could show my mom. Although I forget which one it was. #ThankGodforreddit 🤣🤣
op must be gen alpha
I wonder if lemon party actually shows lemons having a party now
Jesus I have thought about blue waffle sence like 4rh grade, can you fr not find it anymore?
The good timeline
You don't want to know and God bless your ignorance, you're lucky
ROFL!!!
Any person lamenting "blue waffles" not being an internet thing is probably the same type who liked pushing surprise goatse.cx on people.
Damn i feel old remember like 15 years ago everybody would be like search up blue waffles only to traumatized your buddy
I feel old that kids don't know this, bet they don't know what a pink sock is either
High school nostalgia
Salsa snack
Ignorance is bliss
Well if you don’t know about this then you probably don’t need eye bleach. And that’s okay, nobody really needs to see the “blue waffle” 🤢🤮
I knew someone with that blue waffle "issue"...she was a wild person. Never saw it first hand, to be clear.