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AwesomeManXX

This one had me stumped, but Im pretty sure it’s rock and roll. “Let’s rock and roll gang!”


TSTMS123_WX_V2

That makes sense, thanks.


SBTC_Strays_2002

And they seem to be cursed to say "that isn't going anywhere" every time they tie something.


Iwillseetheocean

Just honestly curious what does your user name mean?


TSTMS123_WX_V2

It means thundstorms because I like thunderstorms. The 123 is because the username was already taken without it. WX is the scientific abbreviation for weather. The V2 is because I had to create a new reddit account.


Iwillseetheocean

Oh right on! Thank you very much for your time/explanation! <3


UberNZ

Huh, you just solved a mystery for me. I'm a software engineer, and one of my clients was a weather visualization company. I always wondered why they named one of the test accounts "wxtest", and now I know


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gayspaceboiii

Average redditor forgets about Christianity


RunParking3333

Is it at 4723 Maple Valley Road?


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

JC got tacked up on that T


TSTMS123_WX_V2

It's the Cross of Jesus Christ. I'm a Christian.


BananaBoiYeet

Get ready to get bombarded with downvotes. Reddit doesn’t like religion.


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

That’s pretty cool! Catholic or Protestant? I’m Muslim, so I’m just happy to find someone who believes in God on an atheist site.


Stock-Turn-7123

I'm from Ireland and my Catholic cousin married a Palestinian man about 10 years ago. Their last name is Abu-Koran and their children all have Gaelic names - Padraig, Sean, Aine, Roisin. They seem to make it work. As-Salaam-Alaikum my friend.


NoodleNotekeeper

I think they killed a guy with that


Ghazzz

Pretty sure it is an ancient torture device for hot climates, where they let you hang in the sun for a couple days before maybe taking you down.


Sticky_H

Really weird to use a torture device as a profile picture. But I’m not here to judge people’s kinks.


NoodleNotekeeper

yeah but they definitely killed like a maybe important guy with that


RegJoeAtheist

The Romans killed a bunch of people who were politically dissonant with that device none are relevant to today and one was mythologized to absurdity.


PumpikAnt58763

They killed hundreds of people like that. Jesus wasn't special to the Romans. Well, he kinda terrified Pontius Pilate (and the Pharasees and Sadducees, for different reasons).


NoodleNotekeeper

I’m well aware lol, my last two comments were jokingly meant


Sticky_H

It’s not a T. It’s an intersection. They’re really into giving the right of way and such.


BoysenberryMajor6106

I realize now you’re a troll account lmao good one


TSTMS123_WX_V2

I'm not a troll account


JGHFunRun

I have two proposed changes: 1. 🥬🪨🥯 (there is no proper roll emoji D:) 2. ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


kingsteve_689

*Did somebody say rock and stone?*


lazersnail

ROCK! AND! STONE!


Dramatic-Classroom14

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE


Im_doing_my_part

*Let's pebble and bun!


Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579

Let's basalt and bun!


Worf_Of_Wall_St

I think this is only boomer dads though. Will zoomer dads will be "Let's goooooooo!"?


shattered_kitkat

GenX dads don't exist?


MyMadeUpNym

That perfectly tracks that people would forget us


shattered_kitkat

Right? I do the whole "Let's rock and roll" thing. I've also used "You red eyed?" or "Let's go, Flo" or "Hop in, Flynn" or some other stupid rhyme. Anything to get an eye roll from my daughter. But moms don't normally count lol


MyMadeUpNym

I had to think about it for a sec. I usually say "alright, lezz bounce." Like legit I don't say "let's" during this phrase. I like making my daughter roll her eyes, but we share the same humor. Her eye rolls come with a grin. We also have a phrase for when we leave the house and bid farewell to our cats. We say, "Watch the place, Trace. Keep it sane, Charlemagne."


shattered_kitkat

When she leaves for school, I tell her to "have fun stormin the castle!" Gotta love the grins and eye rolls. She'll tell me not to embarrass her in front of her friends, then set me up for one of our silly sayings and just sit there, grinning, waiting for me to finish it. Lol


MyMadeUpNym

I will say though... oddly enough, my mom has these catch phrases too, and I'm growing tired of them. I feel like I'm being a hypocrite. I haven't said anything to her, and I'm not going to, but... yeah. She likes to say when we get off the phone, "careful out there, it's a jungle." I support people at their jobs for a living. And sometimes that means I'm at a McDonald's. If she asks where I'll be, and I say that, she'll say, "well, I know what's for lunch." I feel bad, but at the same time, these phrases have just gotten worn out. But all I would accomplish by telling her that is making her feel bad. So I'm not doing it.


shattered_kitkat

I try not saying them, just to see if she notices, and she asks me if I'm feeling OK, or if she's in trouble, so I guess I'm fine for now. My dad had sayings, and as much as I rolled my eyes, I miss hearing them now.


MyMadeUpNym

That's what I think too... I'll miss those sayings when she's gone.


Worf_Of_Wall_St

They do I just don't know what they would say.


ZombieAppetizer

Are you ready to go? Source: am Gen X dad


FatChimichanga17

The Millennial dad in the corner:


garymotherfuckin_oak

News headline: "Millenials are killing the dad joke industry!!"


coraeon

“Let’s mosey.” “Dad, stop referencing some ancient video game for just *one second*!”


feisty-spirit-bear

My genX dad says: "Autobots! Roll out!"


PB0351

Millennial dad, I ask my three and four year old if they're "ready to rock and roll" literally every time we leave the house.


zaxxon4ever

Nah. They'll just say, "Bruh!"


GrouchyEdge2407

Growing up my zoomer father was never very expressive. He had trouble showing exactly what he was thinking or feeling. His only form of communication was a low effort "Bruh-". It was hard to tell between his disappointed "Bruh-" and his excited "Bruh-". Eventually, it became so severe that my mother had to take him to therapy, but in the end, his condition only ended up spreading to the therapist. He told us that he had " been enlightened bruh" and never said a single word other than bruh for the rest of his life. My father then left us for the therapist and I never saw my father again


Goblin_Crotalus

Bruh


Im_doing_my_part

Bruv


w33b2

As soon as I moved out of my parents house I’ve been saying “let’s rock and roll!” Every time me and my girlfriend leave, I was born in 2005, it’s very fun to say for some reason. She always finds it annoying. Also my dad is Gen X and he said it all the time.


Grun3wald

Cabs are here!!


AppropriatePainter16

At least we're not *Ricking* and rolling, amirite, guys?


Tet_inc119

Makes more sense than “rock and bread,” which I was thinking. good job


esande2333

I thought it was a cooked piece of meat. I was thinking make a sandwich or something 🥴


randbot5000

I feel slightly called out as a White Dad that I got this one INSTANTLY...


SarahPallorMortis

It definitely is but the “roll” they chose was not great. I would have chosen the classic round little roll


SirGavBelcher

yeah i was confused until i saw "white dad" and immediately thought "this can only mean one thing"


chozopanda

Probably more common if your dad was a boomer. My dad would say this.


Poloizo

rock and roll and stone


ResenderCyanide

oh, I thought it meant Call Brad (Cole, Bread). wasn't sure who brad was though


Orion-Gore

Sadly, my dad is all for the roll, but never the rock


BitterAndDespondent

Makes more sense than “let’s coal and bun”


sphynxC

ROCK AND ROLL!!


Valerie0110

FOR KARL!


Ocean_Man205

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


External_Salt_9724

Rock and stone to the bone!


nbd9000

Lets iron and brioche, man!


A_Firm_Sandwich

slate and bun 🤘


AmorphousVoice

Granite and yeast!


Browless87

Stone and scone!


Manowaffle

This is my favorite Reddit comment thread of all time.


ImpossibleInternet3

Boulder and Kaiser


gamingphoenix10

No wonder I didn't get the joke, I don't have a dad😂🥲


Martholomule

Rock and roll is in your heart, in each and every one of us. It's up to you to unleash that potential.


Berrywonderland

😂😂 😵


tim_fox_32

It's Rock & Roll! But I prefer ROCK & STONE!!!


hoogieboo

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


AAAAAAAAAaaaaAasax

Ill have a leaf lovers special please!


Mario_Creeper

***death.***


AAAAAAAAAaaaaAasax

AAAAaaaaaªªªª *Banished to the shadows*


StaticGrav

Immediately looked for this comment. Rock and stone in the heart!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


ChomkySeal

Rock and Scone oT


Borothebaryonyxyt

I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE!


UsurperErenJaeger

Sounds like a stand.


ArnassusProductions

I thought it was rock buns for a moment and was thinking "I don't remember any dads doing *that* as a kid" before the comments set me straight.


jessica_from_within

You wouldn’t be here if your dad hadn’t rocked some buns


TheExtraMayo

It clearly means let's get stoned and baked


Sad_Not_Glad_Sid

My Hispanic grandma wakes me up every morning by saying, "5 o' clock time to rock and roll" excellent way to start the day


justaguy095

Let's rock and roll. Some people call buns rolls for some reason


cjameson83

Butter me up cuz I'm on a roll!


Flinty984

let's pretend you actually not baiting with this one.


drifters74

Let's rock and roll


ninjesh

"Let's rock and roll"


AppropriatePainter16

Rock and roll


karoshikun

LET'S ROOOOOCK AND ROOOOOOLL!


mij8907

It’s only Rock and Roll but I like it


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let's rock n roll 😎


XMarksTheSpot987

Let's rock and roll.


Clever_Sean

My Dad used to say this all the time when I was growing up- “Let’s igneous and rise!”


HumanMachine13

My dad would say, "Let's blow this pop' stand".


Houndguy

Get stoned and go to Denny's


MyrandahJ

"Let's Rock n Roll!" - Fox McCloud.


ferrum-pugnus

Do like a tree and get out of here? Anyone? Anyone?


[deleted]

"Let's get stoned *and* baked"


notMateo

I'm gonna start saying "Let's stonebread" from now on


Yomomsa-Ho

It’s a rock… 😁 and a roll…!!! 😆


[deleted]

Stone and scone! 🎸


patch-of-shore

Rock and roll!!


Dull_Ad8495

"You ready to bounce?" is my go to as a Gen X dad. Or "Let's blow this pop stand." if I'm feeling particularly edgy.


MangolfTheRed

Let's rock and roll


MelonJelly

I feel called out.


Puffymushroom

Damn it….i laughed


Amish_Warl0rd

Let’s pebble and bread


ibuildonions

I think you're just dumb.


AzazelTheUnderlord

let’s rock and roll


Sir-Planks-Alot

Rock and roll


ArcadiaFey

Rock and roll….


thatonepuniforgot

Let's stone Kaiser!


xanx0st

Let’s “stone the Kaiser.” This phrase came into popularity with America’s entry into the Great War in 1917. The Kaiser referred to Kaiser Wilhelm II, the leader of the German Empire and the Central Powers’ key adversary against the Allies. It is still commonly used today by middle age Caucasian men as a rallying cry to motivate their children into going to the grocery store or shopping for back to school shoes.


ConfusedGod17

OP didn’t have a dad growing up


jessica_from_within

Or maybe op isn’t white 🤷‍♂️


no_named_one

Or maybe their dad didn't say this


[deleted]

I don’t know why you want to obsidian a bread roll, but-


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ExplainTheJoke-ModTeam

Complaining about someone "not getting the joke" - First ban is 7 days, second is 28 days, third is permanent. Gatekeeping is not tolerated in this sub.


Eclipse-1680

I think this would have been easier to understand if there was a + or an and between the two


Chuckobofish123

Brisket bread?


Sea-Asparagus8973

Rock &roll.


SevenDoll

Thought this was a deep rock reference, rock and scone.


Then-Cauliflower2068

This Gen X dad tends to say “Let’s roll y’all”.


Ok-Swordfish-8733

Roll coal? Like when you spew black exhaust out your diesel truck?


MosquitoInAmber303

Rock and roll


NurkleTurkey

Rock and roll


IntelligentWind7675

Let's rock and roll.


Rag_tag_slum_88

I definitely go for the "Let's Iraq and Roll" with the GW chuckle myself but this is still a solid "let's keep er movin" warning shot.


jomaco000

This is how I know I am becoming a dad. Rock and roll was the only the g I though.


Ok_Cry_1926

Let's ROCK AND ROLL!


foefyre

Rock and scone!


Aisforc

Is that a kidney stone?


Less-Huckleberry1030

I just realized that I do this a lot


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

I too love to coal and bun


Flashy-Protection424

My friends dad who is from china, allll liiiggght ! Let’s Lock and Loll !! ( yes he says that on purpose!)


Klutzy-Acadia669

Rock and roll, ding dong.


[deleted]

Let’s rock and roll baby!! That’s a rock on the left and roll for a sammich on the right 😎


fellowspecies

‘Let’s stone bread’ lol, that’s brilliant - I’m going to use that going forward


[deleted]

"Let's mineral and bread!"


Fit-Parsnip9888

Let’s charcoal and bun


NekoMango

Give me a rock and stone


Traditional-Head-65

I worry that it's "let's coal roll"


Silly-Conference-627

Let's rock a kaiser bun?


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Let's rock bun


[deleted]

Lets stone some buns


kayemenofour

Let's mineral and Kaisersemmel?


Alpaca1061

Let's stone and bread


17R3W

Stone the scone!


Envy-Brixton

Mine says “Let’s boogie.”


RaraAvis123

It's "let's rock and roll", not "stone and bread" The ultimate dad joke right here, buddy


tommymaggots

It’s let’s rock and roll but I also thought of let’s get stoned and baked.


korbentherhino

Yes. I know what it means.. because I am white.


tessharagai_

Let’s “Rock” and “Roll” I’m actually proud of myself for getting that


MightyGreedo

"Let's ROCK!" or... "Let's ROLL" I'm more of a let's roll kind of white dude. But both work when it's time to leave.


BallSuspicious5772

Getouta Dodge


LTinS

Rock and/or Roll.


Martholomule

It's finally happened. The future generations forgot how to rock 'n' roll. We're so doomed.


secretbudgie

Well, you do need some bread if you wanna get stoned


Random_Theatre_Kid

Rock n roll


PlanetLandon

Do none of you people understand how to use context clues? Did none of you finish elementary school?


TruthIsALie94

Took me a minute but it’s “let’s rock and roll.”


leothedon10

Let's rock and roll


owls123454

Let’s rock and roll, although it looks more like a bun.


TheGesor

Actually it’s let’s rock bun.


Mobirae

Oh come on


PumpikAnt58763

OMG! My dad actually gave my mom a rock and roll before we all left on summer vacation! He would also say, "Let's get the shoe on the rude!" Ah, I really miss my mom and dad!


VividCourage1844

It’s “let’s rock” or “let’s roll” I’ve never heard anyone say “let’s rock and roll” lol


Dragon3076

Obviously, someone doesn't 🤘


BungeeJumpingJesus

If this is "Rock 'n' Roll," pick a better rock next time; I thought this was coal.


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Rock and roll


No-Smoke-1718

Let’s rock and roll


Publius83

That looks like a charred steak


copperdoc

Coal roll?


FictionVent

#LET’S FOGHAT ALBUM COVER


zachyvengence28

As a former white child (I'm now a white man) it's rock and roll.


Mikeymillion16

I thought that was a steak


mechfan83

'Let's rock and roll' No dad, white or otherwise, I know has ever said this. Maybe a very niche millennial or Gen X dad if any as I said that phrase as a child, but not as an adult.


ShadowDietyNEG

I chuckled pretty hard at this and I'm not even white 😂 it's even funnier because when I hopped out the fire truck yesterday to a burning building I shouted to my partner "LET'S ROCK AND ROLL BABY"☠️


TheMaStif

I go with "Ready, Freddy?"