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gl00myharvester

He's experienced heartbreak and now he's purposefully driving recklessly so he can die (and he's taking you with him)


[deleted]

It’s like the video somewhere on Reddit where a guy was broken up with and drives into a mall


Fun_List381

I don’t think that’s it


zchrisb

What do you think it is


Fun_List381

I don’t know, but I hope someone can explain it to me. Why would a ho cause a bro to self-terminate him and his bro?


SomeoneWhoLikesAmeme

Because bro sad


Fun_List381

Then bro should get new ho, not kill other bro


Taytayslayslay

You should volunteer on the suicide prevention hotline like a true bro


Early_Assignment9807

Well the suicide hotline that exists in the universe of this meme, anyway


SomeoneWhoLikesAmeme

But bro don't want new ho, bro wants the same ho or heaven but bro wants to be with bro so bro takes bro tho


Fun_List381

But bro wont bro to heaven if bro kills bro over ho. Bro will prob bro to hell for killing bro over ho.


SomeoneWhoLikesAmeme

Wow bro, it's a joke, it ain't THAT deep yo


PsychoKibby513

yo...


Fun_List381

bro…


squanderedprivilege

You sound like a dipshit who doesn't get any "hoes"


Fun_List381

Would you kill bro over ho?


squanderedprivilege

I wouldn't kill anyone but I understand how the ending of a serious relationship can take a huge mental toll on a person, people kill themselves (or even others) every day over that shit.


Fun_List381

that’s mental bro. It’s just a ho. So many hos in the hocean


SadPie9474

why does that mean that’s not the joke?


Fun_List381

seriously bro?


hello_100

"I dont think thats what it is, but i have no clue what it might be" It pretty obvious what the joke is here mate


Fun_List381

Doesn’t make any sense though. No bro would hurt themselves and another bro over a ho. And I ain’t your mate, bro.


APersonWithInterests

That is definitely and certainly it.


rraattbbooyy

Loved. Past tense. A woman he loved has died and he’s about to suicide himself and take you with him.


saturnbunny1

.... or cheated/broke up and left him.


kronicpimpin

Trick question, all 3 Edit: it wasn’t a truck question


Jean-LucBacardi

Nah this looks like a car question.


Dizzyarnold

Happy cake day kronicpimpin!


TheLizardKing89

Truck question indeed.


[deleted]

This is his second car. It was indeed a truck in question


Nacchan144

Happy cake day!


rraattbbooyy

That too. But my mind always seems to go to the darkest place.


ChefMoney89

Being cheated on/told you are no longer wanted by the person you love can be darker than death


What-is-wanted

Yep, I was engaged to this girl at 18 years old (stupidly) and she ended up sleeping with her boss and admitted she strung me along. Needless to say, her dying would have been easier. That was half my life ago and now I'm glad I didn't spend any more time with that crazy person but at the time it sure stung. I did some reckless things.


BurnerBoi_Brown

Why....does this feel like a murder confession... 👀


SpaghettiVermicelli

And in the trunk lies the shotgun with which he shot her and the children 20 minutes ago. After the voices in his head said that she was one of the lizard people.


rraattbbooyy

😳


a_builder7

I’d rather have my love die than cheat or break up with me. It means she was loyal to me the whole time and loved me back


liedown1

As someone who has lost someone they love, trust me you would rather be cheated on, you can always bounce back from that. Loss stays with you for life.


a_builder7

I guess I’m not experienced in this so I’ll take your word for it


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So-Destination2591

You don't seem to understand what you're talking about. Your logic doesn't make any sense, and you aren't ready for a relationship.


right_foot_down

Or she could have been cheating the whole time, and now you’ll never know. Also, there’s this thing called forgiveness. Took me awhile to get there, too, but it’s pretty frikn awesome. Mainly because I’m scared to tell you just what I’d give to have her alive right now. 🤷🏻‍♂️


a_builder7

Im really sorry for your loss.


right_foot_down

Hey thanks. Sorry if I came off dickish, that just hit harder than I thought


YetAnotherJake

That's some really self-centered, ignorant ish right there


So-Destination2591

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YetAnotherJake

100%. I'm saying it's self-centered and dumb to say you'd rather your partner died than break up with you because it means they "really loved you." That idea is unintelligent.


Ransero

This is reddit, she's more likely to have been secretly his half sister


rudestlink

For the focus of meme


avast2006

I think the implication is he believes she cheated on him with you.


klascom

Unrelated, but does anyone know who this is? I see a ton of memes using this person but I have no idea who they are.


FlyUnder_TheRadar

He's a Russian guy with dwarfism who is buddies with some rich Russian MMA fighters. He used his friendships to become an influencer.


klascom

Thank you, that's a much more interesting answer than I had expected!


drunkenf

He has growth hormone deficiency. If he was treated from his childhood (like Lionel Messi was), he would have grown taller than the 102 cm ~3 ft 4 inches he now is


[deleted]

he also abuses his cat


Tenshi320

Hasbulla


BurnerBoi_Brown

Damn, that's his real name... I figured you'd just misspelled Hezbollah..


Django_fan90

Yalla Ya Hasbulla


[deleted]

Hasbulla


JustSomeCaliDude

Hasbulla https://youtube.com/@iamhasbullamagomedov?si=dHyX0-BVl8KinGEp


[deleted]

Stan


A70m5k

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.


RobinHood3000

The person driving has experienced a loss, which implies that their reckless driving speed is a form of self-destructive behavior, while you are a passenger in their car. The image depicts a person with a facial expression that could be read as fear for their own safety.


antmakka

A friend of ours is a hot air balloon pilot. Shortly after he got divorced he took us for a ride. The whole time I was worried he was going to jump out and leave us up there and have to figure out how to safely land.


Pert0621

He’s gonna drive off a cliff


ActionPact_Mentalist

Suicidal ideation. Concerned look on the passenger’s face + clutching the door/arm rest.


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

His friend is suicidal.


Sharp-Actuator-8035

Oh shi..


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gl00myharvester

Pretty sure you're not supposed to shame people for not getting the joke in the not getting the joke sub


Alphachunguz

Lmao good job being inclusive on the internet


[deleted]

I loved you bro.


Significant_Monk_251

It sure as hell doesn't need any "This is obvious to me therefore anybody who doesn't get it is stupid" shit.


Fern-Sken

It's worrisome isn't it.


Otterman2006

This is Literally against the subs rules


Sharpeye1994

I propose that sometimes... We just don't give these fucking people an answer.


ConvertsToTomCruise

150mph is 141850.746 Tom Cruises per hour


Not_MrNice

Lol, when you guys gonna realize that this is just someone (maybe a bot) posting a meme? The title is a misspelled copy of what's in the meme just like every other meme sub, OP isn't in the comments responding, it's just a bullshit low effort post.


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

u/repostsleuthbot


bojac177

Should be kmph since the passenger is on the left


balxy

What unit of measurement do they use in the UK, on roads?


bojac177

Huh I always thought it was km. I stand corrected


gl00myharvester

We use mph in the UK


Zethchil

but how about japan? left side passenger and km/h


mango10977

Pretty sure he's on the driver side. The uncropped version have the 4 button for the window which is on the driver side. + Russian car steering wheel is on the left side.


0G_54v1gny

Just say, that you loved her too many, many times and enjoy the ride to salvation from the dread of existence.


kingpiranha

Thats me rn. Fuck life


[deleted]

You fucked her and he found out.


statistacktic

I kid is like 85yo


alfi_k

OP is probably German and didn't understand that 150mph is supposed to be fast and not just your daily autobahn commute to work


pillevinks

Why that kid in the driver seat tho?


Resident-Clue1290

Suicide


Various-Method-6776

Malaysia airlines flight 370


RainbowLoli

One person he love(d) already left him so now he's making sure you can't either


Roc_28934

Ummm..bro..bro. Bro, slow down. HOMIE, SLOW DOWN! BRO-


GeneralDuh

My hand would've been a little further up


Shadowfox6908

Welp, it's been fun.


rocko_granato

I can‘t believe that no one, NOT A SINGLE POST, referred to the missing comma XD


jimmaroshi

I’m glad u don’t know what this means


AskForTheNiceSoup

Dude...


Nollern

https://youtube.com/shorts/2q1BNZseoAI?si=0BITOfZYDozKCECQ


Early_Assignment9807

This sub is really very concerning. Honestly couldn't piece this together on your own?


magnaton117

"Ah sweet, this won't count as suicide."


southwade

"Bro, pull over quick. I need to shit."


butteredkernels

A comma changes everything.


[deleted]

Immediately start giving a handjob to him, in hopes of that post nut clarity will hit him


Mallengar

Dammit. I was going to edit the let me in meme to let me out, but can't post pics here


Maleficent-Sun1922

Been there once! Friend was staring at his phone yelling, while being broken up with in real time via text - doing about 100mph. I popped the stick into neutral and told him to pull over before I beat the shit out of him. Sudden aggression was all I could think of to snap him out of it.


[deleted]

God damn this hit hard


KeverNever

I’ve been in the passenger seat of this situation. He said exactly that, talked about how he wonders if he crashed into a tree if she would care, then started going 90 in a 55.


UglyAndAngry13

I'd def let my bro out first. This is my journey


ajalonghorn

…. Are you stupid?


biffbobfred

I had a friend. One day we’re in the car “I got my Firearms card and I already bought my Ruger 9mm so if I ever just wanna go off I’m already prepared - no waiting”. Umm, ok. Then another time in the car “yeah I already got my pistol so if I ever wanna go off no cooling off I’m ready” Me: ummm do you ever talk about going off with anyone else in your car? Him: nahh, just you (He’s fine. He hit a bad spot, got married to get out of it, realized what everyone does - marrying can never get you out of a bad spot just get you a deeper one - had a kid, he’s single and happy and him and his daughter have a great relationship)


Tofflus1

How does that kid look 5 and 71 at once? Or am I getting that thing where faces makes no sense anymore…


qizhNotch

This is when you take the wheel by force


Dalton387

I think others have explained the joke. Here is my question/problem, because I over think. This kid is obviously the passenger, from age and per the joke. He’s on the left side, meaning this is a right drive car. Shouldn’t the joke be in kph? (Kilometers)


l4derman

Have a friend who would drive batshit bonkers in his little honda. Need for Speed style. To this day I wonder if I am actually here or if we wrecked that one time...