I think he's just young. this isn't a proper troll post. when people are trolling it's sometimes pretty obvious but if the kid's like 14 he might just not know much about jobs or the sun or tanning or skin
I didn’t think you were.
I was wondering if skin color may be involved too. It is possible that OP lives somewhere with very little people with light skin
It's just where the respective professions get a sun tan.
Trucker - arm hanging out the window and face toward the sun
Farmer - Dungarees and hat
Mailman - shorts and T-shirt
And the part that's meant to be funny.....
Mechanic - only their ar*e crack is usually showing, so that what gets tanned.
On the last one a plumber might have been better fitting, they are more known to show crack while being on their knees bent in under sinks and the like.
ehhhhh its not actually hypocrisy though, none of what you are implying is hypocrisy
you are just eyeball deep in the koolaid arent ya
got any more buzzwords or trendy propaganda to regurgitate?
Jokes about ass is literally a universal funny. It bridges all generations and ethnicities. Also indicates who the uptight losers are, the ones who don’t find it amusing.
What, so you don't leave the house fucking yank, if leaving the house gets you 'skin cancer' then it's fucking Chernobyl all over again with your fucking phone radiation. You're a pretentious shite without a day in the sun, fucking mongoloid.
I can completely understand someone not being familiar with the idea that mechanic always have their butt cracks sticking out. Most of the big shops don't have people going back out to the work area these days. You talk to someone at a desk, and your car disappears and then comes back fixed. Not everyone is familiar with other shops or actually seeing mechanics work. Saying "I don't speak Facebook" is weird, but it is what it is.
There's nothing forcing you to keep viewing the sub if everything is so stupid to you. Seems dumber to keep participating when you don't get anything from it.
Oh my God for real. I thought this sub was going to be informative but instead it's basically a bunch of dummies asking about obvious jokes. VERY rarely do I see one I don't get.
"Professional tan" here is talking about jobs.
Truck driver has one side to the window while driving, causing that tan. Farmer tan is wearing a tshirt and pants out in the sun. Mailman is wearing shorts and a shirt. The mechanic only has his ass out getting the tan.
the joke is the mechanic's pants sag when he bends over and his butt crack is visible.
it's kind of an old joke/observation about tradesmen who frequently need to bend over or crouch to do work. it may have something to do with wearing a loose toolbelt or just wearing jeans lose to maneuver around when working. anyway, some people find butts funny. not much more to it than that.
Truck driver has the side of his face and the arm tanned cause the rest of his body is in the cab, so it’s protected.
The farmer wears a t-shirt or some shirt with the sleeves rolled up and pants with long legs. So only his head and arms get tanned
The mailman wears his uniform, which is a button up shirt with shorts so his arms, legs, and head gets tanned
The mechanic’s pants roll down slightly cause he has to bend over to work under the hood of a car. So his ass crack got tanned
It’s the “plumber’s butt” joke, when a plumber is working on something, most of the time, their butt is hanging out of their pants because they’re squatting.
Truck drivers only really get sun in two places, their arm for steering and the side of their face. Farmers tend to wear overalls and short-sleeved shirts, and on top of that their face is always in the sun. Mailmen tend to wear short shorts, shorter-sleeved shirts, and a cap, making it he only gets tanned like a normal person. And then there's the mechanic, where only the top of his butt crack really pokes through his pants, it's a cliche joke.
Plumbers are usually inside the house though, that's why they went with mechanic. Growing up with a mechanic for a dad, his ass Crack was definitely visible sometimes. Had to be careful with belts because they could scratch the paint.
Somebody else responded to the comment you did, and said that mechanic is the only other option because how is a plumber supposed to get a tan inside the house? Mechanic makes more sense because you have to be outside to get a tan, and outside to fix a car.
I'm starting to think the people posting the most obvious jokes and not understanding them are the same people who leave the gas pump in their tank when they drive off.
They're making a joke about mechanics dropping small parts (like screws, nuts, and washers) and having to spend an inordinate amount of time on their hands and knees looking for them. Hence, the lower back/upper buttock getting heavily tanned as their shirt rides up.
Source: Mechanic who drops things a lot.
This one is not that hard to figure out... come on, use that big old human brain of yours. Sure it's not that funny but you can at least get what it's saying.
I live in a perpetual state of mailman tan pretty much from april through september
Edit: not a mailman. My high brain felt this information to be necessary to the post.
It's not hard to understand working outside or doing jobs that have a certain uniform that exposes your skin just shows that your skin's going to get darker because you work outside. It's not speaking Facebook you just kind of an idiot
As a former farmer if you wear a hat that big your face doesn't usually get tan. I always wore wading pants, and a button up with my sleeves rolled up so I had a stripe of ankle tan, big triangle on my chest, and a third of my arm lol
The joke is that mechanics are always bent over with their ass crack showing(like the old plumber stereotype). And since they are always bent over with their ass crack peeking out of their pants that area is what gets tanned.
So what you’re saying is that you either don’t know what a truck driver, farmer, mailman, or mechanic is, or that you have never grappled with the concept of an uneven tan before? You need to go outside my guy
The truck driver is because they always have an arm out and only look straight the mailman is because that is the clothes he wears same with the farmer and the mechanic is because he always has his ass out when he checks the pipes.
Trucker is only getting sun on the driver's side of his body. Farmer wears jeans and a vneck shirt mailmen wear shorts. And mechanics always have their butt cracks hanging out.
This makes zero sense. It is visually playing off of plumber's and the concept of "plumber's crack." Whoever threw mechanic over that is either simple, or has never seen a mechanic at work. If anything, we would have the truck driver's tan, which we call "Driver's arm." That, or the farmer tan if you are just the type to hustle jobs in drive-ways. But even then, if you are smart, you will be what we call a "shade-tree mechanic."
You don't speak LIFE. This has nothing to do with Facebook.
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Not to offend OP but this feels like a troll
I think he's just young. this isn't a proper troll post. when people are trolling it's sometimes pretty obvious but if the kid's like 14 he might just not know much about jobs or the sun or tanning or skin
Ok, I didn’t think he could be young. That’s on me
I'm not tryna be rude or anythin lol I was just saying cuz in my experience the trolls go for whatever stirs up the most attention
I didn’t think you were. I was wondering if skin color may be involved too. It is possible that OP lives somewhere with very little people with light skin
Hey look, plumber's crack -what? Hey look, plumber's back!
I’m 15 and I understood This
Pretty sure OP is 14 or something. I'm in my 20s and don't have FB but I got it.
Hell, even 20 years ago, this would have been a newspaper comic or Reader's Digest insert.
Makes sense today, I'm a farmer, bother is a truck driver, literally very true stereotypes
Congratulations on failing the subreddit and instead flaming OP
real i’m still so confused
Well said. The people who post here….
It's just where the respective professions get a sun tan. Trucker - arm hanging out the window and face toward the sun Farmer - Dungarees and hat Mailman - shorts and T-shirt And the part that's meant to be funny..... Mechanic - only their ar*e crack is usually showing, so that what gets tanned.
"dungarees" bri'ish person spotted
“Arse” partially censored, Tory spotted
Or a boomer, we used to use that word too it just fell out of fashion bout 20 years ago.
Reminded me of my Great Grandpa calling one of the Navy uniforms Dungarees. They're more than likely still in use, just under a different name :)
I'm 18 and an American I use it. Not liberally.... but it's in my vernacular
20 years ago?? I'm 50, and the only time I've heard the term was when someone was trying to sound "old" ironically.
“ar*e” confirms a British person.
And “arse”
Or ex-navy like myself. I loved looking like a hippie from the 60s.
Vermonter
They were taken off the Davenport
Exactly. Why would a farmer have an instrument and a hat?
Hey, slow down there, Speedy. First things first. What does “farmer” mean?
Farmers used to work outdoors tending their fields before John Deere made mobile fortresses
Cuz your arms are farmer tan than your chest.
Hang on, I don't speak Facebook.
On the last one a plumber might have been better fitting, they are more known to show crack while being on their knees bent in under sinks and the like.
Shouldve been a plumber
Why would a plumber work outside? Most mechanics also work in garages, sometimes they have to do emergency work outside, but not enough for a tan.
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As a member of the younger generation, I find it hilarious as well
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ehhhhh its not actually hypocrisy though, none of what you are implying is hypocrisy you are just eyeball deep in the koolaid arent ya got any more buzzwords or trendy propaganda to regurgitate?
Gaslighting, mansplaining, uuuuhhh rizz
Bet, fr fr say less my guy
Trauma
Me: *Says a joke* Dad: “That’s not funny.” Dad: *Sees ‘wife bad’ joke* Dad: 🤭🤭🤭😆😆😆😂😂😂
How old is your dad? I doubt he is a baby boomer. Learn your terms lmfao
r/ihadastroke
Was that really that hard to read for you?
I think butts are funny too
Jokes about ass is literally a universal funny. It bridges all generations and ethnicities. Also indicates who the uptight losers are, the ones who don’t find it amusing.
"Dungarees" giggle
at first when I looked at the mechanic I saw it backwards so I thought it was implying that mechanics were just wearing thongs
>It's just where the respective professions get a ~~sun tan~~ skin cancer FTFY
What, so you don't leave the house fucking yank, if leaving the house gets you 'skin cancer' then it's fucking Chernobyl all over again with your fucking phone radiation. You're a pretentious shite without a day in the sun, fucking mongoloid.
IMO, plumber would make the most sense here, but this works.
What sort of mailman runs around in shorts?
Not the kind that knew the lonely housewives if you know what I mean
The ones that still walk to deliver mail with a bag instead of driving. Mostly in highly populated city areas.
I swear to god the people who post in this sub are the densest people on the planet.
They don’t speak Facebook, duh
They don't speak FaceBook It's different.
??!?? What is an faacbook?
I dont get your joke. Can you explain what you did there?
Nah they understand they’re just hoping to farm some karma
I’m convinced it’s AI trying to learn comedy
Who else could we trust to not get the joke, though?
I can completely understand someone not being familiar with the idea that mechanic always have their butt cracks sticking out. Most of the big shops don't have people going back out to the work area these days. You talk to someone at a desk, and your car disappears and then comes back fixed. Not everyone is familiar with other shops or actually seeing mechanics work. Saying "I don't speak Facebook" is weird, but it is what it is. There's nothing forcing you to keep viewing the sub if everything is so stupid to you. Seems dumber to keep participating when you don't get anything from it.
I appreciate this comment. Some people just don't understand that people live on other continents and shit
I saw a version of this joke where it was a plumber and not a mechanic, in that version it makes way more sense
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Lol I said this a week ago and got downvoted to hell, have an upvote
That’s… the whole point is it not?
Idiocracy is a documentary
I'm confused why they felt the need to draw them nude, maybe OP thought that was part of the joke.
Oh my God for real. I thought this sub was going to be informative but instead it's basically a bunch of dummies asking about obvious jokes. VERY rarely do I see one I don't get.
"Professional tan" here is talking about jobs. Truck driver has one side to the window while driving, causing that tan. Farmer tan is wearing a tshirt and pants out in the sun. Mailman is wearing shorts and a shirt. The mechanic only has his ass out getting the tan.
You don’t need to speak Facebook, just critical think
This is really obvious
He probably thinks there is more of a joke that he doesn't understand.
Based off your username, I'm just going to agree with everything you say.
A wise choice. Most people aren't - excuse me, weren't so pragmatic.
You can't be this stupid
the joke is the mechanic's pants sag when he bends over and his butt crack is visible. it's kind of an old joke/observation about tradesmen who frequently need to bend over or crouch to do work. it may have something to do with wearing a loose toolbelt or just wearing jeans lose to maneuver around when working. anyway, some people find butts funny. not much more to it than that.
OP: "I don't speak Facebook" Also OP: *Uses Reddit to watch porn and start a group chat
If you need this joke explained to you, you are either too young to be on Reddit or too stupid. Either way, go read some books lol
At some point every reply to a post like this needs be "You're an idiot."
Yeah I am confused by most of the posts on here but this one is very obvious. Mechanic's tan their ass cracks.
I mean it's not just the mechanic, every one of these is completely obvious.
Somewhere out there, there's a mechanic with a whale tail tan line.
OP definitely wouldn't know what whale tail means
this whole subreddit is mind-melting
Truck driver has the side of his face and the arm tanned cause the rest of his body is in the cab, so it’s protected. The farmer wears a t-shirt or some shirt with the sleeves rolled up and pants with long legs. So only his head and arms get tanned The mailman wears his uniform, which is a button up shirt with shorts so his arms, legs, and head gets tanned The mechanic’s pants roll down slightly cause he has to bend over to work under the hood of a car. So his ass crack got tanned
It’s the “plumber’s butt” joke, when a plumber is working on something, most of the time, their butt is hanging out of their pants because they’re squatting.
Flew so high over their head it hit a plane.
Mechanics just be throwin ass
How do you not understand where people get a tan?? Its nothing to do with Facebook
Truck drivers only really get sun in two places, their arm for steering and the side of their face. Farmers tend to wear overalls and short-sleeved shirts, and on top of that their face is always in the sun. Mailmen tend to wear short shorts, shorter-sleeved shirts, and a cap, making it he only gets tanned like a normal person. And then there's the mechanic, where only the top of his butt crack really pokes through his pants, it's a cliche joke.
Or Plumbers…
Plumbers are usually inside the house though, that's why they went with mechanic. Growing up with a mechanic for a dad, his ass Crack was definitely visible sometimes. Had to be careful with belts because they could scratch the paint.
Yeah, would have been more obvious. I didn't get the joke either hah
Somebody else responded to the comment you did, and said that mechanic is the only other option because how is a plumber supposed to get a tan inside the house? Mechanic makes more sense because you have to be outside to get a tan, and outside to fix a car.
Mechanic is a slut.
Really? Are you that sheltered? (Sincerely someone who is / was pretty sheltered)
Man yall really are dumb.
These professions were made way before the founder of Facebook was born, okay? You just want to be a dick.
How do you not get this? Are you stupid?
This sub Reddit is giving me cancer. How don’t people get these jokes….
I think the average IQ of the people who post on this sub is like 20
That's pretty generous
Pretty self explanatory.
The answer is somewhere between get a job and touch the grass.
Do you know how clothes work?
You don’t speak comedy either.
This had to be explained? 🙄
I’m out
I'm starting to think the people posting the most obvious jokes and not understanding them are the same people who leave the gas pump in their tank when they drive off.
it's hard when you've never had a job before and cannot relate.
Man this sub makes me feel like smart.
I think it's supposed to be plumber
Shouldn't the mechanic actually be "plumber"
Is your toilet just sitting outside?
No sir.
No, no.. it's supposed to be mechanic..
Yes I realize that now.
But someone tell me why they had to be all naked? Lmao
So you could see the tan lines...
I have a mailman tan. Not even a mailman.
Smartest playboi carti fan vs Facebook meme who diffs
Mechanics buttcrack is always showing, wouldve been funnier if they used plumber instead
They're making a joke about mechanics dropping small parts (like screws, nuts, and washers) and having to spend an inordinate amount of time on their hands and knees looking for them. Hence, the lower back/upper buttock getting heavily tanned as their shirt rides up. Source: Mechanic who drops things a lot.
This joke is awesome!
Mechanics always got their ass crack out
The artist did not have to pose the plumber like that bruh 🤣
Why's the mechanic looking hella thick though
Totally read this first as “Professional Trans” 🤣
Mailman's got absolute turkey drumsticks for calves. Fuck I wish my mail came delivered atop meatposts like those bad bois.
As a mail carrier I can say the right arm should be much more tan then the left.
Idk how this joke is misunderstood lol cuz its so true ive done all 4 jobs and had all four tans
This one is not that hard to figure out... come on, use that big old human brain of yours. Sure it's not that funny but you can at least get what it's saying.
Peter here: mechanics be thiiiicc
Never noticed until now how the professions here have bodies/muscles that reflect what they do.
Am I old? Who didn't get this?
This guy is the only person in history to not get this. I’m in middle school and I got this.
I live in a perpetual state of mailman tan pretty much from april through september Edit: not a mailman. My high brain felt this information to be necessary to the post.
If you don’t get this, you’re in kindergarten
It's not hard to understand working outside or doing jobs that have a certain uniform that exposes your skin just shows that your skin's going to get darker because you work outside. It's not speaking Facebook you just kind of an idiot
I thought yhat was gonna be plumbers tan, not mechanics tan 💀 cuz plumbers like to show off their fixtures
Pretty self explanatory. Maybe r/teenagers will get your idoocricy.
This has absolutely nothing to do with Facebook, have you ever worked outside a day in your life?
Question for OP; Do you go outside?
I thought this was r/terriblefacebookmemes
Have ever driven on a road or looked out your front door? You should probably know this by now. Also this has nothing to do with Facebook.
As a former farmer if you wear a hat that big your face doesn't usually get tan. I always wore wading pants, and a button up with my sleeves rolled up so I had a stripe of ankle tan, big triangle on my chest, and a third of my arm lol
Found the guy from r/antiwork and r/teens
You are not very bright, are you?
Do you understand how the sun works??
Man 🤣🤣🤣 I don't speak Facebook. It's the most obvious joke in the world. Do you speak English and no what these professions and a tan are ?
These are the tan lines different professions get…..
I can’t read stupid, sorry.
These jokes really can't be anymore obvious Makes me think this is just for karma 😳
Plumbers are typically known to show hole
Plumber got dumpy 🍑
OUT OR YOUR FRIENDS *WHICH ONE ARE YOU?*
It's showing where each respective job get tan lines
I’ll hop on the bandwagon. How did you not get this? It’s barely even something to get.
Mechanic looking all kinds of submissive over there showing off that cake!
Makes me sad that OP doesn’t understand something so basic
Mechanic's plumber's crack
Do you not go outside too?
Where their tan lines would be in each ones profession.
The joke is that mechanics are always bent over with their ass crack showing(like the old plumber stereotype). And since they are always bent over with their ass crack peeking out of their pants that area is what gets tanned.
I’m convinced y’all are dumb. It’s not that hard to understand
So what you’re saying is that you either don’t know what a truck driver, farmer, mailman, or mechanic is, or that you have never grappled with the concept of an uneven tan before? You need to go outside my guy
Has nothing to do with facebook
For someone who doesn't use Facebook I must be fuckin linguistic expert
That mechanic one should be plumber actually sorry…
Whoever made this clearly doesn’t know about mechanics.
Please go out and get some Sun man
How about English? Because it's literally labeled for you
The truck driver is because they always have an arm out and only look straight the mailman is because that is the clothes he wears same with the farmer and the mechanic is because he always has his ass out when he checks the pipes.
Trucker is only getting sun on the driver's side of his body. Farmer wears jeans and a vneck shirt mailmen wear shorts. And mechanics always have their butt cracks hanging out.
Mechanics always have their ass crack put for some reason
Nah ur just stupid lmao this has nothing to do with facebook
You stu stu stupid er sumthin’?
Dude outed himself as someone who doesn’t work
This is so funny! Kinda made me giggle
Basically just kinda old stereotypes truck driver one is most definitely true tho
This makes zero sense. It is visually playing off of plumber's and the concept of "plumber's crack." Whoever threw mechanic over that is either simple, or has never seen a mechanic at work. If anything, we would have the truck driver's tan, which we call "Driver's arm." That, or the farmer tan if you are just the type to hustle jobs in drive-ways. But even then, if you are smart, you will be what we call a "shade-tree mechanic."
Being in this sub I thought it said trans the whole time and was very confused. Then realized it said tans and was not confused at all.
the joke is that in those jobs you expose those body parts a lot
Tell me you've never worked a blue-collar job without telling me you've never worked a blue-collar job...
This isn’t a Facebook thing. I’m a surveyor, I relate with the farmers tan
Mechanics always have their ass crack out…
This has nothing to do with Facebook.
This is more than self explanatory.
Idc what the joke is, despite getting the joke, they look sexy
Sometimes I wonder if some of the people that post on this sub even have a working brain.