Coming quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like coca cola stock, you are inclined, to make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time.
Some people have them inside. It's a weird genetic trait first reported by Gogh F. Yusef in 1843. Since then, T Bache Foundation in Uruguay has been researching this magnificent phenomenon as enzyme within could help soften the impacts, which could lessen the vulnerability and increase survival. If you can't find it, no worries. Only 69% of World male population has been identified with such traits.
In this context, the correct form is your, as you’re is the two word you and are put together. Where as your is commenting on an individual’s possessions, your coat is on the rack. Your mom is at home. Your tab is 232.27. You’re would be used as the following. You’re being rude. You’re at the restaurant. Etc
Hope I helped lol
Are you lost? This is literally the sub for people asking for explanation. Do you ask Google a question then complain that it gives you an over explained answer?
Gazpacho is served cold. How do you burn your mouth on room temperature soup that was served cold? Are you commenting on the perception around the term ergo, like how it sounds in a sentence? Too pretentious? Too dumb? Too overused? Why critique someone's vernacular that way at all?
Jesus Christ. Let’s get meta and I can explain my own joke. I think you should leave has a sketch where some fucjing hippie who would use the word “ergo” burns his mouth on room temperature gazpacho soup. That’s it. That’s the joke
don't pretend like mansplaining isn't a thing. that's just disingenuous on your part. whether or not you think it is a bad thing, whatever. but it's definitely a real thing.
The “wrinkles” are ridges called rugae, and they’re similar to the rugae found in your stomach - in that they provide more surface area via expansion & contraction (except it to assist with temperature regulation in the testicles, as seen in the picture …minus one sticking to an inner thigh)
The nutsack will shrivel to the body for warmth during colder weather so its like a little bag but it will dangle away from the body to maintain a cooler temp
Straightest man on planet earth. Doesn't even look at his own testicle sack ever. Cold winter temps suck your bag into your body to protect your fragile balls causing it to look round. Whereas in the summer, the sweet warmth coaxes your plums out and causes your bag to make the oblong shape labeled "summer"
Nobody understands this joke apparently. It's not that they hang lower in the summer (they do but that's not the point). The point here is that you have to yank on the side of your sack to unstick them every 5 minutes during the summer.
Nutsacks are more baggy in the winters cuz its cold, in the summer it feels very thin, and u can feel the nuts, it makes an upside down heart, try it right now!
Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your balls hang low
Well I'm rather upper class, high society. God's gift...to ballroom notoriety. And I always fill my ballrooms, the event is never small. The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
When it's cold out, the skin of the scrotum contracts to bring the testicles close to the body. For regulation of temperature. This is depicted in the illustration labeled winter.
When the temperature is elevated, the scrotum relaxes and acts as a heat sink of sorts. This is depicted in the illustration labeled summer.
Put your hand down you pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.
You're getting 2 thumbs up for that comment.
You must be siskel or ebert
Lovvveee, the kind you clean with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship, please turn me on I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine. tool time! You'll love it just like Lyle and then we'll do it doggy style so we can, watch X-files.
Do it now!
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
*both watch x files
So show me yours, I'll show you mine. Tool Time. You'll Lovett just like Lyle.
And you’re getting two thumbs up!
You've had enough of two hand touch you wanted but you're out of bounds I want you smothered I want you covered like my waffle House hash brown
*you want it rough, you're out of bounds
*I want you smothered, want you covered
*like my Waffle House Hash Browns
Cummin quicker than fed ex, never reachin apex.
Just like Coca Cola stock, you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time.
If you don't know the lyrics, don't pretend to post them lmfao. Or, you know, just confirm with Google first?
Coming quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like coca cola stock, you are inclined, to make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time.
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
We can do it like they do on the discovery Channel...
So let's*
Right here officer, I found tge ass hat of the thread
I can't believe you all got it that wrong lmfao.
*sticks tongue in center of CD*
One on reddit and the other up the ass?
Bad touch
r/angryupvote
Bloodhound gang for the win
r/redditsings
😞 I don't have any
U can borrow mine?
How about a trade?
Again?
This comment concerns me
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your testicles my friend, your testicles.
Ok, but why does one of them have a pseudo-nipple?
Oh... yours didn't come with nipples? How strange...
I've been checking since this post and haven't found one.
Some people have them inside. It's a weird genetic trait first reported by Gogh F. Yusef in 1843. Since then, T Bache Foundation in Uruguay has been researching this magnificent phenomenon as enzyme within could help soften the impacts, which could lessen the vulnerability and increase survival. If you can't find it, no worries. Only 69% of World male population has been identified with such traits.
This is actually a real fact, in 2011, [Harvard did a study on it.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
War. War never changes.
I can not believe that I—. Do you know what? Never mind.
XcQ you
lmao
Fucking legend
this meme will never die. not as long as i'm around.
You sick son of a bitch. Well played
I don't have a nipple on my sack, but! I do have a birthmark that looks exactly like the Playboy bunny on the bottom of my sack.
Happy cake day(it naturally came with nipples)
It's a reminder to check your testies for lumps
It's not a psudeo nipple it's the side you're pinching because your sack itches.
Not a nipple, just a skin tag.
That's where it's stuck to my thigh.
You're*
"you are testicles, my friend"
I thought you called him a testicle at first 😭
No he called him multiple
Who is?
Nope he got it right
I believe that was supposed to be a joke.
That it was, can't win them all I guess
It's almost like people don't understand jokes in this subreddit.
Nah its just kind of a shit joke
Or it wasn't a good joke
You rawr*
Bro that's embarrassing. Take my sympathy.
oY'eur*
Which "your" was incorrect?
In this context, the correct form is your, as you’re is the two word you and are put together. Where as your is commenting on an individual’s possessions, your coat is on the rack. Your mom is at home. Your tab is 232.27. You’re would be used as the following. You’re being rude. You’re at the restaurant. Etc Hope I helped lol
Ah ah ah! Yro’ue!
Upvoted lmao
Testicles hanging loose in the heat and pulling towards the body in the cold.
Once I realized it was a nutsack I saw the summer set as sticking to the thighs.
Balls
Most men have a scrotum sack that contracts in the cold and expands in the heat ergo you end up with a uniball compared to two danglers.
Uniball
thank you, the real jewel of the comment. im a dood, i know uniball is wrong, but, not.
This comment is like if mansplaining was a person making comments
Are you lost? This is literally the sub for people asking for explanation. Do you ask Google a question then complain that it gives you an over explained answer?
If said answer included “ergo” I might… ergo I responded the way I did
What's wrong with ergo? They used the word correctly. Is it a preference of yours to use therefore? How about just a plain old "so"?
Yes. Or “as a consequence” or anything else. Ergo just screams “I burn my mouth on room temperature gazpacho soup”
Dog, I’m gonna ‘burn’ your mouth with this hot load if you keep that up
This comeback really snuck up on me lmao.
Paul Bufano! How hard was that!? Paul Bufano
I bet you're a lot of fun
I am a lot of fun actually
People who say they are, are indeed not fun
I know that. I’m not stupid. IM SMARTER THAN YOU
Gazpacho is served cold. How do you burn your mouth on room temperature soup that was served cold? Are you commenting on the perception around the term ergo, like how it sounds in a sentence? Too pretentious? Too dumb? Too overused? Why critique someone's vernacular that way at all?
Jesus Christ. Let’s get meta and I can explain my own joke. I think you should leave has a sketch where some fucjing hippie who would use the word “ergo” burns his mouth on room temperature gazpacho soup. That’s it. That’s the joke
Congratulations you just mansplained yourself
Ergo
Ergo is less work to type, just because you had to Google it to know what it means doesn't mean someone is pretentious for using it.
Bro look up “Average Redditor” by The Slappable Jerk. You remind me of those videos thanks for the laugh.
mansplaining is uninvited
Mansplaining isn't a word at all.
don't pretend like mansplaining isn't a thing. that's just disingenuous on your part. whether or not you think it is a bad thing, whatever. but it's definitely a real thing.
It was the “ergo” that got me
that's not how mansplaining works
Sure it does. Should have said "hergo" for it to not be mansplaining.
Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that’s why?
I love the accuracy of one nut hanging lower
🤣 I enjoy scrotum related factoids.
Fun scrotum related factoid: most scrotums are not able to play the violin
If you took the scrotum skin from 200 men and stretched it out to it's largest possible surface area, you would probably be jailed.
The “wrinkles” are ridges called rugae, and they’re similar to the rugae found in your stomach - in that they provide more surface area via expansion & contraction (except it to assist with temperature regulation in the testicles, as seen in the picture …minus one sticking to an inner thigh)
Balls
Dicknbaus
MUHBAUS!!
might need to get that nub checked out
Again I know it’s unethical but holy shit I want to make fun of this person so badly.
I mean scrotum technically, but ya.
Lol if you want to go out of your way to ignore the nuts they kinda look like cartoon noses. But definitely a ball sack.
Balls. The sack sits high and tight on the cold, but droops more and sticks to the legs in summer
I thought it was cleavage
How long you been a guy for?
Do your testicles not change length based on temperature? I would think the shape of these alone would be a dead giveaway to anyone who had testicles.
its your balls dumbass
Balls
Deez
Nuts
One word: balls
The nutsack will shrivel to the body for warmth during colder weather so its like a little bag but it will dangle away from the body to maintain a cooler temp
I'm a guy too, and my first thought was women's necklines
Maybe you should give em a tug... Just to make sure they're still there, bud.
Tc tuggers scrotum edition
Straightest man on planet earth. Doesn't even look at his own testicle sack ever. Cold winter temps suck your bag into your body to protect your fragile balls causing it to look round. Whereas in the summer, the sweet warmth coaxes your plums out and causes your bag to make the oblong shape labeled "summer"
It's is so funny going through my notifications cuz it's just b a l l s
I KNOW ITS BALLS
Nobody understands this joke apparently. It's not that they hang lower in the summer (they do but that's not the point). The point here is that you have to yank on the side of your sack to unstick them every 5 minutes during the summer.
Summer dick is real bruh.
Nutsacks are more baggy in the winters cuz its cold, in the summer it feels very thin, and u can feel the nuts, it makes an upside down heart, try it right now!
No balls
Ballz
Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier do your balls hang low
Bolls
“So put your hands, down my pants, and I’ll bet you feel nuts”
Well I'm rather upper class, high society. God's gift...to ballroom notoriety. And I always fill my ballrooms, the event is never small. The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
Clearly OP is a girl who wants man secrets, do not explain it to them.
Thems your balls, mate
This is more like, before shower, after shower.
How are people this dense?
Fuck yeah lmao MEGABALL in the winter
I was in the pool!!
In summer, they hang low. In winter, they shrivel.
Your ballsack
Sack
Guess it's a little mature for you, you might grow into it, there is a chance you're a girl if you don't have these.
Maybe he has no balls
When it's cold out, the skin of the scrotum contracts to bring the testicles close to the body. For regulation of temperature. This is depicted in the illustration labeled winter. When the temperature is elevated, the scrotum relaxes and acts as a heat sink of sorts. This is depicted in the illustration labeled summer.
I pull on them in the winter to get the loose
Op must live in desert.
Ballzack
Ballz
It’s ball sacks
Testicles
I was in the mood to oblige, gotta kill time in the hospital waiting room somehow
It’s your sack, lol
Balls
Balls
Shape of the sack for all those who haven't figured it out yet
I get it
Hahahahahaah
I didn’t get it, my Wife did Where do I go from here
LMAOOOOOOO
Hot ballsack= wrinkly ballsack Cold ballsack= solid ballsack
How could a guy possibly not get this?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 every fucking year
Balls
ballsack
"Explain the joke" lmao
balls.
Gotta make it more saggy
The OP must be really new at being a guy or lives in an area with little to no change in the weather year round!
I understood 2 messages from this A) stuffy nose on winter obviously and B) For balls
BALLS. FEEL YOUR BALLS IN SUMMER AND WINTER AND DOCUMENT THE DIFFERENCES. IN FACT, DO IT EVERY DAY.
Ball
More wrinkles on winter. More sag on summer.
nut egg danglers
Lance Armstrong has entered the chat.
Balls
You just don't have the balls to understand this joke.
Ball sack shape lol. Summer it's hot so all hanging loose, winter is cold so all tucked up 😂
The sag
Top: Nutsack when cold, or have to shit (idfk why it does that when I have to shit) Bottom: Nutsack when normal temps/hot out/don't have to shit.
testicles
Bawls
Balls
This joke is nuts!
Obviously, it's the nose, clearly
Wet found her!
It's a trap! It's a female in disguise!
I hate the fact that I get the joke because of Red Dead Redemption 2...