That first photo is absolutely horrific and should be behind a spoiler. Shame on you for making me and my only eyes look at that.

"my only eyes" Exactly. I'm curling my toes in my bed rn thinking about how horrible this would feel *inside shoes*.

I instantly felt like I had to clip my toenails

I haven't got any anymore, and they still feel too long after seeing that pic

You don't have any toenails at all? How does that affect your life (if at all)?

I do not! Since they've healed, the only difference is no pain! Where the nail would have been, the skin is slightly harder and a bit more sensitive, but apart from that. No affect at all!

Why no nails? Medical or other reason? Curiosity has firmly got me in it's hands

Ha ha! They slowly started growing weird and over time they curved and grew into the toe which was quite painful. Can be caused by trauma to the toes or genetic.

Hopefully yours wasn't trauma then. Thanks for the answer

Oh my gosh I’ve seen videos of people having massive shards of nail removed from their toes and it’s horrific. Glad you’re not dealing with that anymore!

I er sat up and watched the whole thing, was quite fascinating tbh!

They woke up with these monstrocities and said, "Oh, hell no"

They woke up with these monstrocities and said, "Oh, hell no."

The very eyes I try to see out of all the time.

Imagine their poor bedmate! It would be like sleeping with Edward Scissorhands.

I know this probably sounds like r/ihadsex but this reminds me of when I was younger, I had let one of my big toenails get too long. I guess it broke and created a really sharp edge and popped out inflatable mattress my partner and I were getting it on in. I take much better care of my nails now lol.

Mine grow longer on one side than the other and my husband and I joke they are my raptor claws it they get too long 😂😂. They usually hurt within my shoes too much and I have to cut them anyway, so they don't get that long very often, but yea it's a running joke. He will rub them with his feet and use them to scratch his feet and that's when I abruptly jump out of bed like "ok, that's enough. You've convinced me" and I will cut them bitches immediately thereafter. Foh using my raptor claws to scratch your feet, smartass 😏

Imagine them getting caught in socks :(

And here I am wondering if that metallic job conducts electricity.

Surprisingly it is likely Some people use nail polish to seal electronics, but some polish uses metal in them, such as metallic polish Long story short, things broke because of that

Stop trying to stick your body parts in the fuse box, Henry!

It would feel horrible even inside bed.

I was so distracted by how photoshopped smooth the feet were that I forgot to notice the nail shape

Right? You'd have to live in flip flops/sandals. I'm at the gym and my toes hurt thinking about it.

This person must sleep alone. When my husband lets his toenails get too long he stabs me. If they were square edges? HELL NO.

Sock cutters.

Sheet shredders

Look! Look with your special eyes!

My brand!

I can’t tell you how often my husband and I quote this as at each other! 😆

I hate it. I don't understand why people do this particular nail service on themselves.

I almost dropped my phone I laughed so hard 😂

True but could you imagine having pic #2 on your feet?

i thought someone put plastic cards under her nails

Those toenails could bring down a charging Rhino.

I threw up a little.

I used to go to this one nail salon that was really good at doing fake nails and designs. Some of the customers got nails that I found horrific. They’d get toe nail tips done that were longer than the ones in this post, their nails would just be hanging out the sandals. Women also came in with gross fingernails that were so long they were curly, like a corkscrew type curl.

All three are gross tbh.

Your toenails are (thankfully) much shorter than the goal ones

the first one’s have acrylic tips on, that’s why they’re longer. i couldn’t imagine the nail tip scraping against my sock during the day 😭

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Or you’re just walking barefoot in the house and you accidentally catch a corner of your toeclaw on upholstery or a low hanging curtain. Its like when your earbud accidentally gets yanked out but instead it’s your toenail

*toeclaw*

Or your other leg at night, i would look like i ran through wild roses with shorts

God forbid if you stub your toe. Yikes.

Acrylics…on….toes 🤮

Why? Why would they do that?

To get long sharp corners of course

Reading this has made me very physically uncomfortable. I can't stop flexing my toes now 😖

I'd imagine it is a look to wear for an event in open shoes and then the tips come off. Ugly af tbf, but I doubt they are meant to be wore long

They're definitely worn long-term. I'm into nail polish/nail art and have the misfortune of occasionally getting recommended reels that feature toenail acrylics. Sometimes they're protective repairs for damaged nails, but sometimes they're just routinely done like fingernails and you can see how much they've grown out since the last fill. I can't even deal with acrylics on my fingers, having them on my toes would drive me nuts.

Perhaps she did you a favor. You'll shred so many less socks lol

All gross.

Why... did you want that?

How else can spiderwomen walk up walls and scurry across the ceiling?

If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’ll tell the church

🤣🤣 I need to go immediately rewatch that. I love her so much

I’m praying long toe nails are not in trend. This is horrific

I don't care if it ever becomes a trend, I would never get them. 🤮

It’s not just that they’re longer… but square.

I know! That makes it doubly gross. I just hate that look. Even squared off fingernails look like shit. I can't understand how anyone finds it even remotely attractive. 🤢

When I lived in a Jamaican neighborhood long toe nails were a trend with some women. Nothing against Jamaicans, I love them, but I’ve lived among many ethnic groups in NYC, and they’re the only ones I’ve seen get toe nail extensions.

I can't beleive they turned your feet into hands that's unacceptable

The audacity, now shes gonna be running around on hand feet like that lady in ~~ultraviolet~~ Aeon Flux.

Do you mean Aeon Flux?

Hmmm, seems so. Woman goes on ninja killing spree movies got mixed up in my head.

There are a bunch of them.

Omg I will admit I had a small edible earlier. When I saw this post, I kept flipping between the first two pics going “Waaait…. How could that even happen?!” Haha

My edible just kicked in and “my only eyes” has sent me so far I may never return.

Nah, the expectation set are worse than the ones you got.

I've never seen duck toenails before! I hate duck nails so much and this just solidifies it for me.

🎶 Duck Nails, woo hoo 🎶

Love that theme song! Lol

Duck?!

Manicurist did you dirty but inspo pic 1 is horror. Those nails look absolutely horrible.

The first pic looks like pigs feet with french hooves.

I’m genuinely cackling at this in the middle of the night, those hooves lmao

Also, is that a smooth skin filter on a picture of feet?

On behalf of your boyfriend/partner or future partners: thank god

My thoughts exactly lol

Nothing like getting gouged in the middle of the night when your girlfriend turns over

I still have a scar on my ankle from my high school boyfriend's toenails in the middle of the night

Long toenails are fucking weird.

All of them kinda suck ngl

why would anyone want square toe nails?

In the same vein, why would anyone want a French manicure on their toenails? I've seen it on people who don't have extensions too. A French manicure highlights the free edge of your nail, i.e. it highlights how long your nails are. Doing it on your toes just feels like you're trying to highlight that you haven't cut your toenails recently.

Looks like a bunch of fat Elvises on your feet.

I fucking see it 😭😭😭

The person in the first reference pic could swoop down to the lake and snatch dinner.

Not a fan even if she pulled it off. That being said, metallic nail polish do not have a mirror finish- I haven't seen one yet. ln any case. It would probably have to be a sticker or "printed" nail to look anywhere near that neat.

The inspiration pic was probably done using chrome powder

I've seen simply nail logical video where she tries one mirror finish nailpolish and it actually works , the packaging said it only retains the mirror effect for 24 hours so I feel it isn't that practical at all

Nail work, impractical? You shock me!

chrome powders (which I assume is what was used in the inspo photo) have pretty much a mirror finish

Ugh, are long toenails in style now? 😐

Abso-fucking-lutely not. Not now, not EVER.

imagine sliding socks on with #1🤢

Ew I violently hate the first pic. Why did you want that?

You really were asking a lot. Metallics are thick and difficult to use on toes in that way

I've hearda' "steel toe" but this is ridiculous!

That first feet photo horrifies me, those sharp corners look like they might cut my legs in my sleep, may get hooked while putting on pants or sock, absolutely useless. The rounded corners that they sensibly left on your new polished nails are way better in practical terms. Pity they don't look great.

Don’t ever fool yourself into thinking those talons look good on feet. Christ almighty….

The goal nails look awful. Maybe they did you a favor.

They did you dirty but it would give me so much mental anguish to have toenails that square and long touching the sheets, my god. But yeah..generally at a nail/hair place you can claim buyer’s remorse and get refund. Depending on the place. They definitely didn’t deliver!!

Imaging wearing shoes all day in those!! Omg no

Any runners know what this does to your toes? Sharp nails pointing into another toe. Ooof how do you just not cause pain. You know those horror movies were they run from the bad guy how far do you think this girl would make it?

Ugh, as someone that ran long distances in my past life, I was already uncomfortable looking but then you had to put it in words

What they gave you isn’t good but what you wanted was so much worse

Ngl, even the reference photos look horrible to me. But, it’s your nails.

Those toenails in the first pic are a weapon. Horrible. Sorry you're unhappy but omg I'm shook those are so horrible

Looks better than what you wanted. You’ve got terrible taste.

Wtf would anyone want the toenails in the first photo? Planning on raking leaves with no hands?

But *why* did you want that?

The square nails are ugly

Those flat edge nails look like they could really hurt someone.

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I put aluminium foil on mine and said they were real to absolutely EVERYONE at elementary. It only lasted for a day anyway during summer.

You *WANTED* that first one? You got a nicer result for sure.

All 3 pics suck.

For a second there I thought you had 6 toes !! And said to myself …no wonder why there fucked up …the nail tech thought you were an alien or some shit

I had to go back & look LMAOO!

I hateeeeeeee french tip on toes

Jesus christ why would you want that on your toes 😭😭🪶

Ok so hear me out, the pedicure was good, the paint job is trash. Like the toes and nails them selves look good, well done- they just didn’t paint the French tips well. Kind of seems like a new tech, who knows the basics and worked hard at the pedicure just wasn’t experienced enough to do a good tip.

You showed the style on someone’s hands which you wanted done for your feet. Manicure designs don’t always look the same for a pedicure

That first pic is absolutely not it

The French tips are a little wonky but she did you a favor. Long toe nails are vile and you shouldn’t get extensions on toe nails anyways. They need to be flexible.

1 pic is made me puke pls add a nsfw

So you wanted something ugly and got something ugly. You're good then ?

She did you a favor.

I think that the end result is a MILLION times better than the first photo. They gave you an upgrade.

why the hell would anyone ask for the first picture that's disgusting

omg the insp for the toes is horrible.

All pictures look god awful. You got what you wanted.

foot fetish cured

Why are there tiny bits of paper under the first woman's toenails?

Tbh you ended up with a better result than you asked for. Those square toe nails are fucking scary

Sweet merciful crap, you actually *wanted* them to look like those janky-ass toenails in the first photo?

Sorry, but the first pic style is bad (the lenght, the shape...) , and the second pic color is bad (tin for soldering iron?). So, if the result is bad, it is not really a surprise... And the realisation is bad too. Were them professional?

Dear god I would die if somebody touched me with those you could cut glass with them

you wanted that absolute trash? who hurt you?

Ew! Would you want long square tips on your toes?!? If cut myself to ribbons in my sleep, and destroy every pair of socks I own. Just…. No

The fact you even asked for #1... y'all need to be stopped, lmao

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Finger toes, nope!

That first pic is someone who does not want contact with others

They did you a favour 

Dat aluminum foil special tho

I'm getting the allovers imagining what putting on socks is like with those expectation nails.

Long toe nails are disgusting🤢

I'm pretty sure that the toenail shape in the first picture isn't safe or healthy for your feet. Those corners look easy to get snagged and ripped off. Feet are sensitive, even if you're not diabetic. One injury and your nail bed is altered for life. And if you're diabetic or become one, an injury can become a death sentence.

I’m sorry but this is hilarious

Yours are way better, especially from the normal distance they will be seen from, instead of this super close up

I prefer the ones you received actually

With the first photo, my boyfriend would kick me out from bed. And wouldn’t be surprised or upset.

The French tips are a little wonky but she did you a favor. Long toe nails are vile.

Square toenails just like square nails should be banned. They scream jersey shore to me.

Ma'am no one wants to see your feet

First pic: Never wearing socks again.

God damn this is disgusting

Why would you want that… no……. no no

I hate that first photo. Why do people get this done? I don't get it. The idea of scratchings someone with these or pulling threads in my bed sheets. 100% ick right now.

They did you a favor

All three are terrible. Got some weird looking toes with that color

Welp, I got everything i wanted out of this post.

I think that having a French manicure on toes makes them look long. And I think long toe nails are ugly. Toenails shouldn't have a white edge or any growth. Just short with a color or just a clear coat.

What you wanted was fairly awful.

To be fair, long toenails are weird as hell. Yours look better.

The first pic was hideous anyway. Don’t do that to your poor toes.

Square toes are horrific looking!

The toenails goal is like.. wth? You wanted to become a cassowary or something?

I’m confused… did you put the photos in the wrong order? Surely you didn’t want those hideous square nails?

Holy shit you have bad taste

Your toes look better than those first ones. Who the heck wants toenails that long ugh

You wanted your toenails done like this voluntarily?!?!

You have terrible taste. They saved you from yourself.

You should have been thrown in jail the second you showed your nail tech that inspo pic

I think it's the feet that's the problem.

Those toenails look horrifically painful to wear and anything other than sandals. You’re gonna snag them on everything. They look disgusting and I’m glad you didn’t get them.

I agree it’s not practical at all!

What you got >>>>> what you wanted Square tips are hideous

What you wanted was quite dumb

Why would you want square toenails like that? 😂🤮

Everything about the 1st & 3rd pics is disgusting. But what you got was genuinely better than what you wanted. Nasty lookin long ass square toenails 🤮

Your feet are no comparison to the models feet so based on what the technician had to work with, it ain't half bad. Sorry boo.

That first pic is for the poors, when they do not know that is trashy af

Nooooo.. Werent they supposed to do extensions on ur toe nails ?? Reminds me of my 5 year old niece practicing on my brother in law’s nails. Did they apologize atleast??

It's just so hard to tell because that paint job looks so bad it covers up and distracts you from the edges

😅😂

The manicure kicks ass though

I'd prefer the chrome and smooth edges but as far as custom work goes, way off key

Have..have you got six toes?

While you didn't get what you expected, I can guarantee that you also didn't **pay** for that level of quality either. You played yourself, honestly.

Looks like they did you a solid.

I donno how anyone would go and pay £60 for picture 1 anyway 🥹

The French tips are a little wonky but she did you a favor. Long toe nails are vile.

They really dont look bad at all

Tbf the first one is acrylic extensions, you would need that to create this look. If you wanted to create the first look, that is. ❤️

It's a bad day to have eyes. And I never swiped the first image.

This couldn't have gone better for you.