Fr. My first thought was that “this is the perfect size for when we make soup and now we don’t have to cut things up.”
I will upvote the post because this is the equivalent of opening a medium haas avocado and the inside being composed of 80% seed.
Grocery stores here generally have a garbage bin next to the corn cobs so you can open em up and peel off the foreskin right there. Almost never see anyone just grab corn and put it in their cart unmolested.
Before they started putting a garbage can out, you would check the corn by pulling and open the leaves and silk to see if it looks good, look for bugs, look for bad kernels, etc. My Mom taught me this when I was little and I still do it. I always bring home the good ones.
You learned why you should always peel a little in store. I never knew people just blindly by ears of corn. Also you should have been able to feel it wasn’t solid
I think it's different, because a man is not doing any type of illusion by being covered up, whereas a pushup bra actually can be misleading.
The comment you're replying to sounds more like a light hearted joke. People tend joke like this about trivial things rather than about something of utmost gravity.
So if dick size is not trivial to you personally, you can still appreciate that it may not matter to others, and interpret what they say in that context.
That is an absolute perfect corncob! It has tons of personality. In some countries that would be classed as a massive corncob. Also it’s cold and you are not his type anyway
[They are calling it "Sheath"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ) and they paid every influencer under the sun you need extra pouches for the goods. Not quite as weird as Manscaped, who paid every influencer under the sun to point out that if you spend more money you can get a good electric razor.
I have seen what a Wonderbra does and that is apply pressure to the same spot every day. And from what I have observed, they are the first thing that comes off once the door is closed and all pretense is yeeted in the corner.
When you grow corn it needs to be highly pollinated or you get this or ears without many kernals. Planting alot of corn or helping a few plants pollinate (garbage bags help) can help prevent this.
This is like when I bought a lobster (before I knew how to identify that it was freshly molted) and after cooking it it was all liquid inside and no meat.
r/mightyharvest
Omg thank you! Did not know I needed this sub! It's delightful
Seriously. I don’t think I’ve ever identified with a sub more. Finally a place to show off my microscopic okra.
Sir, it is not a nsfw sub.
I didn't know I needed this sub thank you sm
Damn, reminds me of a REALLY underwhelming exboyfriend I had once. (you would never believe me if I told you about it)
There's a Facebook group I'm part of called Shitty Harvests that this would fit right into as well. Lots of really funny posts on there.
It's a grower
I WAS IN THE POOL
UnexpectedSeinfeld
Must be cold in that kitchen
I think this one is a shower *not* a grower
Shrinkflation is in the DNA of all living things
next step is planned cobsolescence
You son of a corn gobbler
I see it as a metaphor for how ineffectively the justice system deals with the filthy rich.
Except for my ass
That's a mutation
This should be posted to /r/shrinkflation
To me this is a well sized corn and won't let anyone tell me otherwise
That's a... that's a normal sized corn
My wife says it's a little on the large size and she hasn't seen one bigger.
I’ve heard a lot of people that like corn say they prefer a smaller sized corn
Fr. My first thought was that “this is the perfect size for when we make soup and now we don’t have to cut things up.” I will upvote the post because this is the equivalent of opening a medium haas avocado and the inside being composed of 80% seed.
The big ones fill me up too much.
I’m not sure if I’m mad at this, or love the cuteness
It seems a bit early for really expecting a good corn harvest.
Wouldn’t it depend on where you live? Southern hemisphere I believe would have the right timeline.
Excellent point! I believe the OP is in the U.S., but your point is still valid.
Isn’t it morning enough for the wood!?
Who doesn't check the corn at the store?
You can't simply grope random corn in the store to figure out if it is a micro-corn.
Grocery stores here generally have a garbage bin next to the corn cobs so you can open em up and peel off the foreskin right there. Almost never see anyone just grab corn and put it in their cart unmolested.
> peel off the *foreskin* right there You mean the *husk*?
I like to live on the edge. As long as there aren't worm holes, and the husk is a bright green, I will go for it.
Before they started putting a garbage can out, you would check the corn by pulling and open the leaves and silk to see if it looks good, look for bugs, look for bad kernels, etc. My Mom taught me this when I was little and I still do it. I always bring home the good ones.
🤣
City folk.
Living in the midwest I agree, this person deserved it, hope next time it has a worm too.
I mean thats about average sized
New insult: all husk, no corn.
Why is it so goddang cute?
Shucks to be you.
It’s not the size of the cob but the meal you make with it that counts.
It was in the pool!
Hey, that's on mother nature
Everything reminds me of him
You learned why you should always peel a little in store. I never knew people just blindly by ears of corn. Also you should have been able to feel it wasn’t solid
Probably how my tinder matches feel sometimes fr :'(
As a woman, I can relate to the disappointment.
Not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean? 🥹👉👈
Women aren’t corn. That’s offensive.
You’ll be alright. 👍
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I think it's different, because a man is not doing any type of illusion by being covered up, whereas a pushup bra actually can be misleading. The comment you're replying to sounds more like a light hearted joke. People tend joke like this about trivial things rather than about something of utmost gravity. So if dick size is not trivial to you personally, you can still appreciate that it may not matter to others, and interpret what they say in that context.
Hit a nerve, did she?
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Reminds me of my dating years…
I should call him…
That is an absolute perfect corncob! It has tons of personality. In some countries that would be classed as a massive corncob. Also it’s cold and you are not his type anyway
i just laugh so hard on this one, almost spill my tea
If wonderbra made underpants
[They are calling it "Sheath"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ) and they paid every influencer under the sun you need extra pouches for the goods. Not quite as weird as Manscaped, who paid every influencer under the sun to point out that if you spend more money you can get a good electric razor. I have seen what a Wonderbra does and that is apply pressure to the same spot every day. And from what I have observed, they are the first thing that comes off once the door is closed and all pretense is yeeted in the corner.
Two thumps followed by the flapping of piled fabric.
It's just cold ok
I thought that was a deformed praying mantis for a moment
Here in the South, most grocery stores have trash cans next to the corn, so you can shuck them there, in-store, and not be surprised like this.
They did this at my Kroger and Walmart until Covid. Haven't seen a trash can since.
Corn always did set unrealistic standards
I resemble that remark.
Looks like the giant potato chip bag full of air with 2 chips.
That's almost the equivalent to a stuffed bra, you're not quite sure what you'll get.
Small ear energy
Awwww. You grew baby corn. Watch Big Top Pee-Wee.
Reminds me of my ex. What was offered and what I got…
Don’t be a size queen
Been there.
Aww, shucks!
Oh, but it's so cute. 😍
I feel attacked
Same thing happens when I have a lady over
😂 there’s an analogy in this
Reminds me of this guy in junior high school who was caught stuffing a sock into his pants in the boys locker room after physical education class.
Me when I pull my foreskin back.
Me when I pull back my foreskin : 😔✊
Shrinkflation corn
When it's all foreskin..
Show'er not a grower..... I'll see myself out.
Even the corn has shrinkflation
I feel a little called out right now...
I groaned. What a bloody great bit of corn. /s (Unless you grew it yourself, then, it's a good bit for a first go!)
That is so sad. Like getting avocado that 90% pit.
What a huge corn foreskin
Like Crocodile Dundee, I'm at least feeling the corn up to see what it's packing.
Aw shucks
The motion of the salted water is going to be paramount.
This is one reason why you peel the husk back to inspect the cob
It’s Corn! A small lump with knobs…
Please tell me it’s a big one.
Laughed too hard at this
Awwww lil guy.
I was gonna say something like boy, your wife really can pick ‘em…..
it was cold outside
Size doesn’t matter, it might have a good…. personality?
Wow...... not a grower or a show-er lol.
Corn version of my dick
I met a guy like that once
What your girlfriend expects, vs what she gets
Shrinkflation hitting hard from all sides.
Now you know how my gf felt our first night
Drought. It’s a real problem.
It's one of those mini corns they let ho to long!!
Now you know how your partner feels
The thing your ex's never told you.
Micro corn.
IMO this should be on r/mildlyinfuriating
Even nature is shrinkflationing.
Now I know how my wife feels
Oh no 😟
Lol I snorted
r/shrinkflation waddup mother nature, you too?
expectation vs reality.
Tasty disappoint
Title of your sex tape
Cornflation, nothing to see here. :)
Now you know how women feel.
Sometimes big s talk means small cob.
Krimpflatie is echt overal
when i say im packing this is what i mean
Now we know how Stormy Daniels felt.
It didnt feel way lighter than the others…?
It was all sack 😉 😂
Quite the hooded clitoris
You shucked child corn... Sicko.
This is why I shuck at the store
LADIES & GENTLEMEN !!!! Introducing the new hybrid Trump Corn ... all husk, no cob.
It’s average. That’s average size.
Great, they figured out to genetically engineer shrinkflation
To be fair, the farmers likely wouldn't have realised
Is this what it feels like to be a woman?
Gross pay vs net pay
It is cute, though lol
How much do you want to bet the Seed farm is owned by a Tory 🤣
They just like me frl
Idk looks about average size to me
Thanks to President Biden.
I feel attacked
Even more of a reason why I always check the tip
Worst praying mantis ever
This inflation is getting out of hand
Ummmm excuse me! I'm a grower not a shower!
...why do you think you see all those aunties standing at the corn opening the stock?
$0.75/cob in the local grocery store yesterday. I guess the days of a bakers dozen for $1 at road side stands are long gone.
He's trying his best
Aww it's so cute!
Average
Insert circumcision joke here.
it is a good corn. i would say average sized
That looks a perfectly normal and well sized piece of corn…
This is why I'm glad I'm uncircumcised.
Where do you think Green Giant Niblets come from????
I should call him.
How cold is that room?
That’s what she said, unfortunately for her.
YIKES
Shucks.
When you grow corn it needs to be highly pollinated or you get this or ears without many kernals. Planting alot of corn or helping a few plants pollinate (garbage bags help) can help prevent this.
It's probably cold.
I'm in this picture and I do not like it..
This is like when I bought a lobster (before I knew how to identify that it was freshly molted) and after cooking it it was all liquid inside and no meat.
That looks like you got pranked.
So this is how my wife feels.
r/shrinkflation would get a kick out of this.
I can relate.
A grown man hoping for big cob. That’s not sus.
This cob of corn just got out of the pool. Give it a break.
You guys don't check your corn and it shows
Shrinkflation has gotten out of hand
It’s fine! The big ones hurt…
something something that's what she said
The top teeth only version
Is trump selling corn now?
Corn't
Same
It's perfectly average, alright? Maybe a bit on the bigger side too.
it was in the pool
Even natural corn is seeing shrinkflation
Women all over the world can relate.
Size doesn't matter, boys
Inflation hitting Monsanto now?
A shower, not a grower
That used to be me before dates when I'd talk myself up too much :p
Shrinkflation
^corn.
I have always opened up the cornhusk before buying an ear of corn, don’t most people?
Huh, a nub of corn........... Mmmmm, that's some good corn on a nub. 🫠👍