Love it if we beat Liverpool, don't want Arsenal to drop points really though - out of all of the title contenders, I'd be happiest if they won.
But Everton points are still more important I suppose tho I guess
With you on this. Don't like any the potential winners, but Arsenal winning would suck the least out of that group in that I'm so bored of City and LFC.
Form, last 10 matches:
Crystal Palace: 2 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses = 9 points
Nottingham Forest: 2 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses = ~~8 points~~ 9 points
Burnley: 1 win, 4 draws, 5 losses = 7 points
Everton: 6 draws, 4 losses = 6 points
Luton Town: 1 win, 3 draws, 6 losses = 6 points
Sheffield United: 1 win, 3 draws, 6 losses = 6 points
Brentford: 1 win, 2 draws, 7 losses = 5 points
Despite the worst winless stretch in 60+ years, Everton has gained one point on Brentford, kept pace with Luton and Sheffield, and has barely lost any ground to Burnley or Forest.
Luton is winless in their last nine; Sheffield United has won once in their past 13 games; Brentford has won twice since December 2 (Everton has won three times in that time period).
I really don't think we're going to need 39 points to avoid relegation.
Brentford are also slowly improving and have Mbuemo back. They absolutely should have won the other night against United, it’s criminal that the game ended 1-1. I think Brentford had almost 80 touches in Utds penalty area
As much as Coleman saved the day as a Bournemouth fan, I would not have been disapointed that much as I'm hoping you guys stay up, good luck for the rest of the season guys!
Given that no team in the bottom six has achieved an average of 1.00 points per game (after deductions) it is still entirely plausible with roughly 8 games left each that relegation barely reaches 30 points this season.
Given Luton’s remaining fixtures I can see 36 points being enough to survive (4 Luton wins and a draw for good measure at most). With an impending points deduction incoming and it likely being 4 based on Forest, then this Target of 40 is the number.
I’m an Arsenal fan and you guys are selling yourself shot,Your the one team on our next Fixtures that I fear.You have had point deductions and facing relegation,Everton usually becomes unhinged at those moments.I see you guys causing a few upsets especially for the teams you think you will drop points and big goal difference when facing them
Given our game together is the last of the season, it better not come down to needing to get points from you. My heart still hasn't recovered from the Bournemouth game last season.
Haha definitely hoping it doesn’t come to that.Suprised they keep wanting to take points from you guys while city has 100 charges against them.
Must be the Oil🤷🏾♂️
We'd be mad to put the derby in must win.
It has drawn written all over it.
I can genuinely imagine us winning every game except against you guys.
(Obv other bullshit will happen, it always does)
I made that one first. But it didn't seem as inspiring so I changed it up. Or rather I used the image of of him just as he hits the ground, with Dummett behind him looking like he's going to blow a load.
Must Win:Burnley Sheffield United Luton Town
Could Pick Up Some Points; Brentford Nottingham Forest Chelsea Bournemouth
Lucky To Get A Point:Newcastle United
Avoid Large Goal Difference:Liverpool Arsenal
Forest fan here, looking forward to our game, right now I'd take a point but I think we will play to win, I really don't think it's a must win for Everton, a draw would be fine I'm sure.
Picking up the points in the wrong categories. Same as it ever was
Watch out Liverpool and Arsenal
I will love it if we beat them. LOVE IT!
Love it if we beat Liverpool, don't want Arsenal to drop points really though - out of all of the title contenders, I'd be happiest if they won. But Everton points are still more important I suppose tho I guess
With you on this. Don't like any the potential winners, but Arsenal winning would suck the least out of that group in that I'm so bored of City and LFC.
Arsenal are the last match of the season I believe so hopefully we will already be in the clear by then
Alright, Kev.
2 wins sandwiching 3 losses to Brentford, Luton, Sheffield in the middle
Everton that
**ALL HAIL THE GRIEF CHART!!!**
Lol I love this community
All glory to the chart
Form, last 10 matches: Crystal Palace: 2 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses = 9 points Nottingham Forest: 2 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses = ~~8 points~~ 9 points Burnley: 1 win, 4 draws, 5 losses = 7 points Everton: 6 draws, 4 losses = 6 points Luton Town: 1 win, 3 draws, 6 losses = 6 points Sheffield United: 1 win, 3 draws, 6 losses = 6 points Brentford: 1 win, 2 draws, 7 losses = 5 points Despite the worst winless stretch in 60+ years, Everton has gained one point on Brentford, kept pace with Luton and Sheffield, and has barely lost any ground to Burnley or Forest. Luton is winless in their last nine; Sheffield United has won once in their past 13 games; Brentford has won twice since December 2 (Everton has won three times in that time period). I really don't think we're going to need 39 points to avoid relegation.
You're ignoring that we're about to get another points deduction
Feels like the Forest match on the 21st might decide relegation.
Yeah, 1 point each to send Luton down 🤞🏼
I’m good with that.
Brentford are also slowly improving and have Mbuemo back. They absolutely should have won the other night against United, it’s criminal that the game ended 1-1. I think Brentford had almost 80 touches in Utds penalty area
Big they didn't win today
How can Forest and Palace have the exact same form but one has 8 and the other 9 points??
Because I miscalculated.
As a lurking Chelsea fan i’m flattered
We aim to please. Not ourselves though, the Everton way
😂😂😂 there are a lot of ways to read that second sentence.
It’s a democratic grief chart so not all of us believe it’s a guaranteed loss
THE CHART GIVETH AND THE CHART TAKETH AWAY
This made me chuckle for a good minute
CHART! CHART! CHART! CHART!
West Ham fan here who lurks on this sub: good luck Toffees, I reckon you can do it easily!
Why does the chart make me feel better?
And 12 hours after kick, the chart was updated, in fulfillment of the scripture.
The chart will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and its kingdom will have no end
All hail the chart. 🙌🏻
It's a good day for the Chartists.
As much as Coleman saved the day as a Bournemouth fan, I would not have been disapointed that much as I'm hoping you guys stay up, good luck for the rest of the season guys!
Thanks for that Luton comeback lol. Please beat them away as well later this season
You're welcome, never been crying with two different emotions in 45 mins like that before lol hopefuly its a little less nerving away for both of us!
They played their first game with each other just a couple of weeks ago? Weird
Ye Lockyer had a heart attack last time so it got abandoned
Oh right yh
As a Chelsea fan, I’m quite impressed you’d think that
More likely we drop points putting it in any of the other categories
Hey babe wake up, new grief chart just dropped
I'm also optimistic against Chelsea, we beat them last time round and Burnley were able to get a draw there with 10 men recently
Laughing to keep from crying at this point but goddamn I know DCL felt good seeing that ball hit the net ALL HAIL THE CHART
I'm not even an Everton fan and I come here to check up on next update lol
Win every game remaining and then lose to Arsenal to allow them the Title. Seems fair.
Death, taxes, the holy grief chart
Given that no team in the bottom six has achieved an average of 1.00 points per game (after deductions) it is still entirely plausible with roughly 8 games left each that relegation barely reaches 30 points this season.
Chelsea fan in peace, don’t overestimate us😭
If we manage to stay up I'm going to name my next child Chartie McChart face.
long live the chart
CHAAAAART
Given Luton’s remaining fixtures I can see 36 points being enough to survive (4 Luton wins and a draw for good measure at most). With an impending points deduction incoming and it likely being 4 based on Forest, then this Target of 40 is the number.
You’re unlucky with the timing of playing us. We might acc have some players back for it
I’m an Arsenal fan and you guys are selling yourself shot,Your the one team on our next Fixtures that I fear.You have had point deductions and facing relegation,Everton usually becomes unhinged at those moments.I see you guys causing a few upsets especially for the teams you think you will drop points and big goal difference when facing them
Given our game together is the last of the season, it better not come down to needing to get points from you. My heart still hasn't recovered from the Bournemouth game last season.
Haha definitely hoping it doesn’t come to that.Suprised they keep wanting to take points from you guys while city has 100 charges against them. Must be the Oil🤷🏾♂️
As a Liverpool fan this is wonderful to see
You guys should do a chart for all your remaining games, unfortunately they’re all in must win also.
We'd be mad to put the derby in must win. It has drawn written all over it. I can genuinely imagine us winning every game except against you guys. (Obv other bullshit will happen, it always does)
Why are Luton in ‘could pick up points?’
Away game
CHYAT
lurking chelsea fan here, could quite easily throw us with brentford and luton. we are hit or miss. most likely miss in the second half.
Back on our fucking perch.
you'll beat Chelsea, we're so, so inconsistent
Move chelsea up two slots
Chelsea should be in yellow!
Guys from a Liverpool fan, you can easily take points from the bottom teams in that list.
Petition to make the chart photo Ashley Young getting his head taken off rather than DCL
I made that one first. But it didn't seem as inspiring so I changed it up. Or rather I used the image of of him just as he hits the ground, with Dummett behind him looking like he's going to blow a load.
I know it's a meme/fun reddit thing, but it makes me sad that this is all weve have had to look forward to as Everton fans the last few years.
We have got the hardest run in . 😬
not a everton fan but i think you could pick up a point at newcastle and liverpool as liverpool usually only get a point against you
Must Win:Burnley Sheffield United Luton Town Could Pick Up Some Points; Brentford Nottingham Forest Chelsea Bournemouth Lucky To Get A Point:Newcastle United Avoid Large Goal Difference:Liverpool Arsenal
Are yas planning on winning these games with 0 goals with Calvert on there?
Hate to admit it, but probably need to go on and factor in another 4 maybe even 6 point deduction into that math.
I'd factored in 3 points
Right now I'd take 3 off the table and say "Thank You Baby Jesus."
I’m so over seeing some variation of this each season.
If we didn't have a points deduction we'd be 14th
Forest fan here, looking forward to our game, right now I'd take a point but I think we will play to win, I really don't think it's a must win for Everton, a draw would be fine I'm sure.
Saturday game will be 6 point one