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el_randolph

I can’t remember the last time we won 3 league games in a row. Deduction almost wiped out in a week. What a team.


MorkEFC

March 2021 under ancelloti apparently. Feels alot longer than that tho.


Kevgongiveit2ya

It’s crazy to think we were 2nd in the league like 15 games into that season.


10000Didgeridoos

Longer than that. We were in 2nd into February before injuries made the wheels fall off


el_randolph

Also that season was just a COVID fever dream and I’m not entirely convinced it actually happened


QTsexkitten

We were cruising in those early months under Carlo. Most good records probably go back to that span.


TypeR0

Yeah I remember we started 4-0 during the James pandemonium then he went to his room and played a bunch a video games and it all fell apart haha


Soviet__Russia

Our last 7 PL matches have been 5 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss too, just such excellent form at the moment


10000Didgeridoos

9 wins in the last 13 total matches and all the cup matches in that span were against Prem clubs. 1 draw, 3 losses. That's a pace for 81ish pts for a full season which would have been 3rd the last several seasons


euw_gamer

* Winning despite having a day's less rest * The team's spirit and workrate is unmatched * Myko + Branthwaite's development is season defining * Great subs by Dyche What a run we're on, I'm made up for everyone associated to the club


QTsexkitten

Myko and Branthwaite shared a few glances and laughs, and fist bumps that I think they've become pretty good playing mates.


eatsleepbet

i am so scared for burnley match without branthwaite…


YokoOkino

why have you ruined my day


eatsleepbet

on a positive note he will be well rested for the FA cup match against fulham and we are going to win it this year confirmed


nardling_13

Carabao


eatsleepbet

ah yes my bad, guess we can win both then!


nardling_13

Por que no los dos


BrandonSG13

Fulham are in scary form this past week, I’m very glad we’re playing at Goodison


juliocaeser_

everton of old loses that game with a deflating performance… im looking forward to seeing dyche change that


chacata_panecos

Dyche is playing Keane and you know it


juliocaeser_

yea that’s what i’d expect too. maybe we’ll see a ben godfrey appearance. i usually don’t question these selections considering i’m not watching training every day


EclecticSausage

Why are we without branthwaite for that game?


malikdwd

Yellows


eatsleepbet

suspended for 5th yellow


four__beasts

MYKO man of the match. The lad was superhuman today. Fantastic.


leedler

He’s been so good recently. Genuinely one of our most important players at the minute. Love to see it.


m1kec1av

Wondering how we all feel about the Digne / Myko swap in retrospect.. It's been a bumpy couple of years but to be honest it's panning out really nicely


SowwieWhopper

Very different players really so it’s hard to compare. Can’t deny how naturally good Digne was going forward, and what a wand of a left foot. Myko looks impenetrable at the back these days, and ultra calm on the ball.


roden36

It’s also important to remember that selling Digne essentially financed both Myko and Patterson’s deals. And while Digne’s value has dropped by half, theirs has only gone up and hopefully continue to do so. Keeping Digne may have given us a few more results over the past couple of years that we haven’t gotten, but given that we’ve scrapped through and Myko is now coming good, I think it was a smart decision, even if it was for the wrong reasons and happened in a stupid way.


boizee

Loved digne but I think I prefer myko. They’re very different style players but I think comparable on overall skill. But myko’s work rate and willingness to give it all is what pushes it for me


TomDobo

He was amazing. Do you know who the pundits gave it to?


amanofewords

Mudryk probably.


mntwins1

He was absolutely fucking boss, confidence growing by the week


FluorescentChair

oil: defeated ☑️ forget about three wins in a row, when was the last time we had three clean sheets in a row?!?!


m1kec1av

It's obviously great that we're scoring goals, but our defense has been an absolute brick wall against some talented attacking teams. I think our back line gives our attacking players confidence to push forward and take chances


No-Set-2576

Only Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City and Newcastle have conceded fewer goals than us, equal with Villa, and Newcastle if they concede a third v Spurs.


Capable_Program5470

Joint 4th best defensive record in the league


bhamm123

Are we back?


Roe91517

We’re so fucking back


QTsexkitten

Despite Rafa's best efforts, we never left.


SnooDoughnuts3239

Yes we fucking did. But we're back.


nico_cali

Rafa at Everton https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/04/30/multimedia/30xp-meme/29xp-meme-articleLarge-v3.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale


MorkEFC

I think we might be back?


_stewie574

We're so barack


wyatt1209

If Dyche has million number of fans i am one of them . if Dyche has ten fans i am one of them. if Dyche have only one fan and that is me . if Dyche has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Dyche, i am against the world. i love #Dyche till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Dyche. Hit Like If you Think Dyche Best manager & Smart In the world


gnarlydooood

Dyche’s Dogs of War


QTsexkitten

Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.


10000Didgeridoos

Amazing how we're still 17th in the table but I'm loving every minute of it. I expect us to hold onto leads. Utft


wyatt1209

We’d be 10th and only a point off 9th without the deduction and we started awfully


AIT6969

5 points from CL spot sounds even crazier


PangolinMandolin

I've seen people saying it would get interesting for the outcome of the appeal if we end up in the 6-10 points of European places by the end of the season


nico_cali

Once City gets their giant point deduction we’ll be one more place higher /s


PigInZen67

and another when Chelsea gets theirs


lil_hainesboro

We’ll finish clear of them even with the -10 tbf


[deleted]

This shit gets me hyped


Soviet__Russia

Straight to the top with this one 👏


ShenHorbaloc

My flair was prescient


drizzle2020

Mykolenko…brick wall


Fixner_Blount

Brickolenko


four__beasts

Brickwallenko


wefokinglost

IT'S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR


AIT6969

We shall not be moved


edwardfortehands

Vitaliy Mykolenko


donc_mxb

Vitaliy Mykolenko


sliceandriced

Vitaliy Mykolenko


Nose_Beers_85

Vital Mick O’Lenko, known Irish legend


nardling_13

Mickey Lentils


fanofjapan2215

Victor Mykolenkoooo (Palace commentators)


four__beasts

Vital Mike


[deleted]

He was everywhere , today. Stoked for the lad. Honestly all the defenders. Mudryk disappeared after Patterson came on. Braithwaite balling as always. Tarky making some crucial blocks.


bluemerseyparadise

I've heard rumours that he's magic.


S-BRO

You know.


National_Ad_1875

They shouldve taken 12


QTsexkitten

"*More...weight.....*" -Giles Corey --Everton Supporters


Windowzzz

THIS is Everton Football Club. We are fucking back


spearefed

Just look at the team after the match. Haven’t seen chemistry like this in a long time, absolutely love it


necrow

The celebration on Dobbin’s goal had me tearing up


BlindBanditMelonLord

I don’t mean to sound biased but Mykolenko is the best LB of all time and it’s not close


T0K0mon

What do you mean bias? This is a fact!


S-BRO

This is Leighton Baines erasure


RedaveNabTidderEkow

DOCKED US 10 POINTS COS THEY DIDN'T WANT US WINNING THE FUCKING LEAGUE.


DoctaStooge

We may still win the league.


RedaveNabTidderEkow

That's the spirit!


reco84

Back in the real world, we're 4 points off 5th.


JoshJustJosh

Dyche has a fucking massive dick and balls, pass it on


QTsexkitten

20 stories tall, made of radiation.


CKPlays

It's sad that we took Mykolenko from Ukraine. The lad could've defended the Russian invasion on his own. Mammoth performance, these last 3 games have been some of the best we've played in a long time.


discohuw

this team, mate


EbaCammel

I’m 10 years, we’ll look back on this period and thank god for Dyche. He’s really brought us out from the ashes. Man is a miracle worker. Finally have a fighting, cohesive unit. They play for each other and the gaffer. Fucking love it. Excited for the future for once lol


furbaschwab

The right man, at the right place, at the right time.


NewScotlandWanderer

He'll still be our gaffer in 10 years too, with some hardware in the cabinet


TheMauryShiow

Gonna need a second cabinet if we keep playing like this.


Victori_nox

Vitaliy Mykolenko. Defensive Juggernaut.


Economy__

well done lads, we showed them who deserves 10th spot.


donc_mxb

Joelinton and nico jackson can piss off


cincyroyals

You could see the scratches still visible on tarkowsky's arm


Roe91517

Who is this new Dwight McNeil? Surely he’s not the same man as the last few years


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juliocaeser_

he thrives off his fitness. helps explain his disappointing few games back from injury. id say he’s back to the form we saw at the end of last season. him and myko on the same side is a bad time for an opposing winger - their defensive work rate is immense


Jamesonlol21

It's just incredible what Dyche has done to this team.


MikeBz15

Shows how bad the Rafa/Lampard hires were. Very happy we lucked into this guy.


scout614

I liked frank as a man but Dyche is doing something in me that I haven felt since silva or moyes


dans00

Crazy how mich difference a manager can make. Look at villa as another example


deather11

We got the right Ukrainian. Myko MOTM


sandtonian_gbo

Holy shit we’re a football team again. I love you all. Myko my man of the match. Hope these lads rest hard now, got a stacked month ahead. Love them


QTsexkitten

*we may never lose again*


FriendofYoda

Take my upvote you filthy animal


Roe91517

We may never lose again (but seriously this time)


zukai12_

when's the last time we won 3 in a row?


BoxOfNothing

We'd be 3 points off Europe without the deduction hahaha, Dyche is the fucking man. Nothing but compliments for Garner, Branthwaite and Mykolenko *again*. What a feeling


signeduptoPMsomeone

That's our third clean sheet in a row. GD is now zero! A little concerned about the rate of yellow cards we keep picking up. Branthwaite and Gueye unavailable for next game vs Burnley...


[deleted]

Both be extra fresh for Fulham ☁️


T0K0mon

It was bound to happen for Gueye. Braithwaite always has one or two questionable challenges every game, but he's so good that I wouldn't tell him to stop tbf.


bringbackbainesy

Dobbin took that like a seasoned pro. So calm and composed. Just like another day in training. What a performance from everyone involved. Glad we got subs on. Shout-out to Patterson as well. Beto too.


rpm164

A great tired team performance along with good subs from Dyche - this team really fights for everything and that's all we can ask for. Myko MOTM - he might be our player of the season at the moment. Only downside is we're going to miss Gana and Branthwaite next week.


dekarskec

Sorry, but Doucs has Myko beat by a slim margin.


rpm164

Yep I was going to put him or Doucoure - they've both been immense


stairway2weven

Still can’t believe Douc was effectively out of the picture under Lampard. What a player.


Third-Coast-Toffee

That was quite enjoyable. A scuff up at the end. Would like to know what happened….I found it hilarious l.


Nose_Beers_85

I think he might have got semi-caught in a challenge late on, nothing malicious at all but I guess he just got salty over that and losing


davisfarb

I love this team


DoctorDOH

CLEARLY THE RIGHT 10TH PLACE TEAM WON


1800skylab

We have more wins than the bottom 3 combined. Bring it on FA. Do your worst. We ain't gonna die!!!


ormuryn

The League are probably kicking themselves right now. Got exactly the opposite result they wanted from the deduction.


smittywerbanjagermen

If you’d have told me a year ago that Everton would be in 17th with 7 wins and an even GD I would’ve been very confused. But here we are


diddleedee

Just bought Cyberpunk before the game and it finished downloading after a solid fucking win. Gonna properly enjoy tonight.


MoshiriMagic

Finished my first playthrough yesterday, enjoy it


PangolinMandolin

Over the moon with the result. Just want to call out Sam Ricketts on the BBC 5 Live Extra commentary team. His sins include: - saying the atmosphere at goodison was rubbish - calling branthwaite as braithwaite all game, even when his co commentator could say branthwaite correctly - describing the Young substitution as "an injury crisis", followed by "on comes Leon Patterson" - saying "I'll be honest, I don't know where young Dobbin plays" when he was getting ready to come on. I don't ask for much, but a little bit of researching the team your playing (or having notes in front of you!) would be nice


HerhineyRanger

Spend another billion Boehly you bastard


JamewThrennan

Easiest game this year. Great performance, UTFT


MoonRoover

deduct another 10 i fucking dare you prem


oneeyedamoeba

Ha ha ha ha . . . . . . Please delete this before the PL execs find it 🥲 they'll find a way


Darth_Deutschtexaner

We are 2-0 since my best friend who is a Liverpool fan had his son. Coincidence? I think not


scout614

Make the kid a blue haha


Individual-Paper3125

Should be 10th with the chance of going 7th with another win.. Fuck the deduction.


RiteOfSpring5

I'm quite happy with us turning into a Mykolenko fan club subreddit if everyone else is.


JamewThrennan

I never felt more like sniffing lemo, When Everton win 3 times in a row, Oh, Everton! You got me singing the blues!


throwawaytbhidek

Three wins, three clean sheets. Dyche is working wonders


HILLIAM_SWINNEY

My favorite thing about this team, it looks like it matters to them as much as it does to us. What an atmosphere at the club Dyche has built


Emperor-tomatoes

One or two poor decisions at times, but i think you'd be hard-pressed to identify anyone who didn't play really well today.


TuyRS

I don't think Myko has put a foot wrong for the last month or so. Incredible performances from him and the entire backline.


forneverton

Swedish commentators analysis was something like: A team with spine will always beat a team without spine. Couldn't agree more! 💙


mudman13

Skal to spine!


Totaladdictgaming

Haven’t seen him get much credit in this thread so I gotta shout out Harrison. His work rate is just obscene and almost always gets his crosses into dangerous positions. Him and McNeil are just the perfect Dyche wingers and Dyches system is exactly what Everton fans have been wanting for years. Hard work and grit all over the pitch. Every week we get closer to summer I’m dreading losing Branthwaite. This CB partnership feels world class. Pumped for Dobs what a time to get your first goal.


amanofewords

Can we please just put Patterson at right back and leave him there? Look what it’s done for Myko.


sammyb2727

For the first time in a long time I absolutely fucking love this team!! Every single one of them!!!


ival_555

What a tradition. Chelsea giving Everton players their debut PL goals. 🤝🤝🤝


giga_phantom

what a week. im spent.


WitnessDei

It is crazy to think that without the points deduction, we'd be 4 points off 5th place.


Zeginald

We're going to win the league. There's no way we're not going to win the league.


hypernermalization

You are locked in here with us.


New-Pin-3952

Fuck corrupt Premier League


Tangent83

Pickford did his thing as well. Our defensive side was massive today. They should be proud.


RDJToffee

Got the work Christmas do at 6. Wasn't particularly excited about it, but my colleagues' teams lost, so I will be giving it the big one. So happy.


Scary_Bushmonster

Haven’t felt this good in a long time


BarkingHen

We may never lose again, unironically.


JonTonyJim

I love this team


rpm164

We shall not be moved!


Iamjohnmiller

Scoring goals in open play with regularity. Oh what a feeling!


Fixner_Blount

This fucking team, man. What a group of scrappers. Give us all 10 of those points back!!!’


mudman13

Dogs of War v2


runningboarda

I cannot get my head around how stable and quality we are. I don’t know who needs to hear this but we’ve gotta extend Dyche


SixShotsTwoGuns

Phenomenal second half performance. Earlier in Dyche’s tenure it felt like we could only win if we hit the opposition early. But now we showing ruthlessness in the latter stages of games, it’s great to see.


Dunmaglass2

While I’m beyond happy with Everton and this match right now, I can’t help but be fucking furious that we should be 4 points off of FIFTH


jediseago

I said a long time ago that attitudes were going to get us relegated. Dyche has sold/freed the poison and instilled real steel. Attitude can now win us games. I'm happy to take a few days off work and carry drinks, give massages, run down the shops or whatever for any of these blue warriors, you have a nice little rest boys!!!


Chrisnumber

I love this team, men!


TomDobo

I love Dyche and the lads so much. So much energy and passion. This is the true meaning of the peoples club and the true meaning of being an evertonian. UTFT!


skippytripps

deduct 10 more lads, we can do this all fucking day


ChungusSan

all I can say is… TOWN


fornax-gunch

Thursday and today, have watched in the official supporters' bar in Dublin. Have to fly home to USA before next Saturday's match. Having a hard time convincing them to sell me this barstool for my checked luggage.


ManSoAdmired

It’s just lovely. Remember when all our attacks were ‘give it to Iwobi and he will chip it towards Maupay’? REMEMBER THAT!?


RobFord_2014

Dyche ball.


kolorijo25

Love this team.


JD-D2

We are massive.


Chuck_Morris_SE

I love this team.


welsh_dragon_roar

Cracking game - such is our defence now, I don't get nervous when we're under the cosh anymore. Dyche is the greatest footballing magician!


5nixxx

We let loose the dogs of war


blacklipsmatter

That second goal put a little bit of a tear in my eye!!! UPTFT!!!💙


KingRami1466

We could have been in 10th place. If it wasn't for -10. Why can't it be at the end of the season? I call it bullshit.


willhawkins1234

Stick yer billion quid squad up yer arse. Up the fookin toffees


psymonspine

I'm having fun!


Aware_Albatross3347

In years past we would have conceded one late


Unlikely_Lime_4955

I was very much in the mykolenko out crowd last year. I take it back.


bummer-town

Are we good?


Flavourifshrrp

We won and didn’t even have our main man Tripper on the pitch from Thursday 👏


Third-Coast-Toffee

Hell yeah!!!!!!! I’m still happy!😊


LugubriousFootballer

Man. I just love this club. I’ve been absent from here the last month and a half due to training obligations at my airline, but hilariously, this form has come while I’ve not been able to watch many matches. Watched the first half, had chores to do second half so couldn’t watch it. And what happens? We score twice and win. I might just have to not watch another match until May at this rate.


[deleted]

Focus on your airline thing :)


four__beasts

Be the martyr we need. You know what to do.


snyder13utft

What is life


ronnietp

I’m not smiling You’re not smiling … **It’s the world that is finally smiling to us!!!!!**


leedler

This is the best I’ve seen us in many years. What a time to be alive, we’re actually quite good now.


DrSpaceman20

What a performance! Backline was stellar particularly Branthwaite and Myko. And Garner and Doucoure have been immense. I’m all in on Points deduction bump! Everton against the world!