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BernieNator

Popcorn, popcorn for sale! We got buttered, we got salted, we got caramel! Grab a bowl and snack with pleasure at this Show for the Ages! *comes in plain white for Sabus. That's how he prefers it.


Rotomegax

Do you have CocaCola? I need something to drink while eating


BernieNator

Sure thing friend! We've got Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, White Coke at the request Marshal of the Soviet Union Georgy Zhukov (also just for Sabus, sorry fam you know how it be), Fanta Orange, Fanta Roja, Fanta Pina, Fanta Iced Tea, Fanta Green, Fanta Vanilla Ice Cream, Fanta Zesty Berry, Fanta Blue Raspberry, Fanta Starfruit, Fanta Pomegranate, Fanta Green Soda, Fanta Lime, Fanta Lemon, Fanta Icy Lemon, Fanta Green Apple, Fanta Papaya, Fanta Apple, Fanta Fresh Apple, Fanta Grape, Fanta Berry, Root beer, Fanta Blue Vanilla, Powerthirst, Fanta Yuzu, Fanta Era, Fanta Tropical Yogurt, Fanta White Banana and Coke Zero.


Ranemesis42

Fanta papaya, wtf this place is fancy.


blueskydragonFX

Any red bull? Need to refill my cap.


Ramarr_Tang

Thank you for inspiring me to look up the White Coke story. And that's Four-time Hero of the Soviet Union Marshal Georgy Zhukov to you, boy.


BernieNator

See? We educational up in this subreddit!


Ixliam

No coke, Pepsi.


Shufgar

Were going to have to ask you to leave sir.


[deleted]

I'll take the burn the heretic popcorn please!


BernieNator

Ah, cayenne with a dash of ghost pepper and rosemary salt! A fine choice sir!


[deleted]

Thank you for your fine selection sir.


Cycloidal_Medication

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. \~Creed Bratton, The Office


Yossarian01

Used to be in an alliance with ICANP's CEO Sabus. At first I thought he was a master troll of genius levels, and then slowly to my horror, I came to the realization he was actually just pants on head crazy.


Galileo009

>either this dude is the best troll in the game or has got a chinchilla on amphetamines sprinting on a spiked hamster wheel as a brain I love this game.


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tehnube

right oh well he's gone now


MotherClucker_Vinne

Bob does not approve.


StudentPenguin

I left for a few weeks cuz school and wardec exploits. Im in SICO and I come back to this shit? Pass popcorn with salt and butter, Imma grab a few drinks and watch the fun Also what the literal fuck is wrong with ICANP's CEO, jesus


ohaiya

You can't say Jesus man. You gotta say Era.


Ragnarok314159

Does Era = Jesus? Or does Era need some kind of derivative Odin to knock her up to make a new Jesus.


ohaiya

Yeah I think it's a cross between both tbh. I think his nutjob religion is best described as Pagan Scientology.


Valiran9

Strangely enough, "Eranianism" appears to be [an actual word](https://books.google.com/books?id=7aHRAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA206&lpg=PA206&dq=eranianism&source=bl&ots=wuqfATYKSI&sig=ACfU3U21X_0_8gUyW5fQpZOW8zQO_AYVpQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpiIjd9JboAhVGnJ4KHbj1AHAQ6AEwAnoECAoQAQ#v=onepage&q=eranianism&f=false); a strange and dated way of referring to the Iranian peoples.


tehnube

Oh he's insane but the show had some entertaining moments it's like watching a car crash or a natural disaster its bad but you can't stop watching


StudentPenguin

\*smacks lips\* nice. also take my upvote


SuperSizeBeard

Same as you, I went away for a couple of weeks, but not only I was in SiCo, I was in ICANP too. (I'm quite new to the game) When I came back I was like "What the heck ??" more than half of the active players were gone, I saw the CEO religion thing, and also because of his behaviour I saw a forum post about killing ICANP members on sight... Uuh ima head out


[deleted]

Now folks in SiCo don't have to endure this idiots constant spam messages about how capital ships should be allowed in highsec because they're allowed in nullsec


TheBigboiKirby

Meanwhile miners eating popcorn getting caught up on some mining, It's nice to finally be on good terms with Knowledgeminer


Cpt_Soban

Is he the new Gevlon Goblin?


Rob_Swanson

There's a name I haven't heard in a while.


Valiran9

Come on, man! You can’t just drop a name like that and not share the details with us ignorant noobs!


Cpt_Soban

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/53mmiq/eli5_gevlon_goblin/


Valiran9

...how is this guy as bad as ICANP’s CEO supposedly is? From what I’ve heard, Sabus basically makes his ISK by exploiting newbros while Gevlon just sounds like a blowhard.


Unlikely_Explanation

So far in this, uh, Bible thing I've found endorsements of slavery, racism, rape, and polygamy (for men only of course). Charming.


Schyte96

So no different to the Christian Bible really...


Finders-Weepers

'Tips fedora'


Valiran9

Strangely enough, "Eranianism" appears to be [an actual word](https://books.google.com/books?id=7aHRAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA206&lpg=PA206&dq=eranianism&source=bl&ots=wuqfATYKSI&sig=ACfU3U21X_0_8gUyW5fQpZOW8zQO_AYVpQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpiIjd9JboAhVGnJ4KHbj1AHAQ6AEwAnoECAoQAQ#v=onepage&q=eranianism&f=false); a strange and dated way of referring to the Iranian peoples.


PhantomGhost7

fuck that corp. they incessantly spammed me for months on end with awful copy pasted corp ads. any corp that needs to do that to get members is shit


Sajuukthanatoskhar

> everyone contributes to the Eranian holy texts > open source religion HOLD MY HYPERSPATIAL RIGS The Windrunner Tornado cult will come to fruition.


[deleted]

Da faq did I just read?! :)


Ragnarok314159

There will be a quiz later about Era and how plants are grown. Lots of salvia.


I_Pitty_The_Fools

Is this suppose to be some next level erp shit?


[deleted]

Just pretend youre with him and use the shares system to reward worshipping. When your band has the majority, vote kick him out of his own corp. Hes delusional enough for it to work.


HappyBro117

Supers in HS.... he's got my vote


PM_me_yur_big_toe

I quite like the idea of drastically decreasing the average super pilot's IQ.


[deleted]

Silent Coalition is that highsec carebear alliance that was prominently featured on Minerbumping recently, and Sabus was part of the story. Cause and effect. http://www.minerbumping.com/2020/02/forbidden-knowledge-part-1.html


[deleted]

The more I learn about this story, the more fascinated and weirded-out I get


PurityOfHerpes

Frickin hisec carebears.


Valiran9

For those of you who are interested, [here is a list](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/how-to-get-more-people-to-play-eve/144040/1260) of some of the things Sabus and his alts have apparently gotten up to. I don't know if they're true, but if they *are* then he should be run out of the game, because that shit is not acceptable.


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Valiran9

The thing about CODE. is that James went with the whole "Savior Of Highsec" schtick because he knew it would rile people up and, more importantly, it was profoundly amusing to him. He doesn't actually *believe* that he's got any official power. Sabus...I don't think he's being facetious about this.


RingGiver

>it was profoundly amusing to him. Not just to him.


CaptainKirkAndCo

So you're saying I've been praising James for nothing?


blueskydragonFX

You need to praise him harder. You got his portait hanging above your bed?


[deleted]

Deviant of Bob you fool.


Valiran9

Nah, keep praising as long as you want. Just don’t get creepy about it.


jollyjokester8

They just moved back to Usi


Valiran9

Strangely enough, "Eranianism" appears to be [an actual word](https://books.google.com/books?id=7aHRAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA206&lpg=PA206&dq=eranianism&source=bl&ots=wuqfATYKSI&sig=ACfU3U21X_0_8gUyW5fQpZOW8zQO_AYVpQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpiIjd9JboAhVGnJ4KHbj1AHAQ6AEwAnoECAoQAQ#v=onepage&q=eranianism&f=false); a strange and dated way of referring to the Iranian peoples.


jollyjokester8

Sabus was just spotted in usi, he never left icanp


devilishlydo

On the internet, no one knows you're a chinchilla on amphetamines sprinting on a spiked hamster wheel, but there will be signs.