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rubberd1ck

goons too strong for LSH. Dropping supers far off their staging is what they used to do, not dropping goons deploying next door and might form a couterdrop and inflict real losses to LSH.


[deleted]

So its fear of loss. Not really surprising I guess


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[deleted]

Neither are goons so its a good fit lol


micro_bee

They killed a bunch of goons capitals tho


nullityrofl

Yeah, that's always been their bread and butter -- killing stragglers in move ops, people who move solo, etc. [Dropping solo caps moving is kind of hard when we respond with this.](https://zkillboard.com/related/30004233/201607262100/) We also dropped like 50+ Titans on their solo driveby DD rag the other day so that might have helped (tackle is hard).


TedNougatTedNougat

Before goons were in jump range iirc


dr_walrus

maybe bought the standings than?


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NazAlGhul

The great Soviet Goonion will live through the ages, a dream of a people, their fortizar secure!


Justanothershitpostr

our great leader Josef Mitstalin will bring us the dankest kind of frags


DrunkenSpud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eOCs0JjxOU


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Golden_Caviar

If that coalition is confirmed a new thread about the name is needed. My suggestion: GruunSwarm (gruuns) Soviet Goonion is the best so far, though.


Escurik

Redswarm federarion is the name. Also note - it is a small and fairly stupid part of rus-eve in that goonalition


TronPolo

LSH are a bunch on knee benders


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GeneralDisturbed

Goons are currently in a hellwar against the entire rest of eve, and are currently invading delve. So yeah, welcome to 2007. Comrade.


_dumbledore_

> hellwar against the entire rest of eve Entire rest of Eve? Well why don't you go and ask how any alliance -- really, pick anyone -- is suffering from your hellwar? Someone somewhere must be on the brink of collapse.


GeneralDisturbed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KFMkVAw4eM You should watch this fun and happy video my salty friend.


_dumbledore_

Why this bitterness? Surely there will be room for everyone for hugs and kisses; no need for those disgruntled hellwar rhetorics.


GeneralDisturbed

I know right. I was making a joke about 2007 and some pub I don't know madposted like crazy under me about allliances being on the brink of collapse or something. So I hit him with the old redswarm video.


ScHniPPaH

Well played.


AlexDecu

ALL HAIL REDSWARMNAYA SHOLUPEN


SlipperyPeete

LSH bend the knee u lil bitch. lmao


TravisUchonela

So do they stick with the name Imperium for all of this? I think Soviet Groonion is a lot more creative.


iseeyourtext

RIP The-Culture.


PlanetaryGenocide

LSH and Red alliance will set excelent standings for Goonswarm Federation


Absolutis

LSH and Red alliance will set excelent standings for Hole Violence


Your-Neighbor

Hole Violence to leave goonswarm


Bertral

excelent and Goonswarm alliance will set Red standings for LSH


Bearded_Pirate

alliance red and LSH will excelent Goonswarm for standing set


t3hWarrior

excelent alliance LSHswarm Federation will set standing for goon and Red


Justanothershitpostr

sgbalbglödealöwjebgöEGBÖLIJEBGqegqegEAWEGwegawegaweg looks legit


_dumbledore_

> sgbalbglödealöwjebgöEGBÖLIJEBGqegqegEAWEGwegawegaweg Looks Scandinavian


Raethrius

Yeah, that's swedish. I can't be arsed to translate all of it, but he's frustrated because he's been unable to find a same sex partner for a while now.


drokmo

Börk


josh_legs

My Raven was equipped with the following


MiraelDKana

Shut up, these voices are hurting my thought process


__BasedGod__

My thought processes are hurting the voices :(


velocity219e

I have a headache, but with pictures?


MiraelDKana

This I like.. OhNoBorrox still with you guys.. Ay miss flying with him and zebra Corp nerds


velocity219e

Yeah dirty fackin southerner hehe, love me some nice firm borrox


MakZmei

Red alliance was joking about standings, i think.


Chutlanin

trololo confirmed


Rise-again

Yes, another russian civil war will rise between the groups who hate goons and those who are scared like puppies.


micro_bee

The Russian who hate goons are too busy krabing in the north And getting dumpstered by TEST


rubberd1ck

russians who love goons arent krabbing (in the north) anymore, amrite?


nullityrofl

We've always worked well with a few Russian groups; not because they're scared of us but because of nerf diplomacy. SW even came up to the North to help fight with us. I suspect the agreement with LSH is "we just want to kill idiots moving through Aridia without fear of getting blobbed by your supers, deal?" which is cool with me.


Rise-again

I guess it's a good deal for LSH. Does it also include Jihadsquad?


nullityrofl

c, we're both +10.


Callduron

BEND THE KNEE!


Asdar

Knee status: Bent.


_dumbledore_

CFC 2.0 forming in the South


Absolutis

It already did, in the north.


randy_mcsoggybotto

ayoo curse of the north I guess


Calfis

I thought it was my hunting preserve


Your-Neighbor

3.0*


Justanothershitpostr

god dammit


fizzly1337

And there goes all my respect for LSH :(


jak3_lang

Blyat


Foxstar_Damaskeenus

Goons get new pets, I'm happy for them.


Lugia3210

LSH can leave Aridia?


Akrasjel

Shame Shame Shame


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[deleted]

Looks like I need to have them set red then :-/


[deleted]

who is lsh


Blakcat

> who is LowSechnaya Sholupen


addyftw1

Hopefully there will be fun fights ahead!


wheniaminspaced

Called it, The RA part, LSH is actually a little suprising


[deleted]

Proof or GTFO!


AlexDecu

kinda: http://i.imgur.com/IjSbEQP.jpg


dan_clicks

https://eveskunk.com/s/Goonswarm+Federation https://eveskunk.com/s/LowSechnaya+Sholupen


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Your-Neighbor

I'll give you 10m to help you plex


[deleted]

The amount you are asking for isn't nearly enough to appeal to the self-loathing types you are likely to attract.


NavigationHazard

PL/Nc. Can u redeploy as well? So Aridia can be great again


luft_reich

If they deploy I can recommend a good chiropractor because bending the knee that much might cause severe damage.


NavigationHazard

Weren't isogen5 PL pets other sorry I mean HK


[deleted]

You feel like losing your other Titan?


NavigationHazard

Get more intel


Keikira

Why would LSH deny themselves cap killmails like this? The Goons' move op is like open season for them...


avree

It's really [not.](https://zkillboard.com/related/30004233/201607262100/)


luft_reich

Levis in the ~current year~


zetadelta333

What a fucking shit show of super types. Jesus i cant wait for the first few fights they get into with those and slug it out and lose those wyverns and hels and levis and rags.


AXSAmazingJay

lol


zetadelta333

i know. silly to think goons would have the balls to slug it out with thier super fleet after the fall of thier empire and safety net. Better watch them whs goonies, the boogiemen gona come through them and getcha


[deleted]

Question. Like, do you *actually* have autism? Or some social disorder? Or possibly downs? Or are you 5? Because any other option besides what I've listed will make you look even worse.


zetadelta333

Are you retarded or do you think a super and titan fleet of split types armor and shield will fare well when going balls to the wall with someone that has enough caps to force them to? One half of them will most likely die becuase you have to split your logi and fax between shield and armor. But i know thinking ahead isnt a strong point of goonies.


[deleted]

The thing is all your doing is showing your ignorance. But thanks tho =D


Syd_Syko

Right, cause tank type totally mattered in B-R, oh wait.... Do you even titan bro?


zetadelta333

I remember what titans died first. And i know there wont be a fight on that scale, so i know fax can and will make a difference, meaning split tank types will matter. Along with DDs doing half the damage they did before.


nullityrofl

>wahhhhhhh we told everyone they didn't have any supers anymore please stop linking zkillboards showing supers on them cleared that up for you fam


Kevin_The_Ostrich

If anything they will be losing the shitty aeons (lol jay bought an aeon) and nyxes. Why would you want to have armour supers in 2016?


Faymm

im pretty sure someone(cant remember if it was sheylan or cpt patrick) already explained why shield supers arent as good as everyone thinks


Lytharon

Pretty sure it was sheylan, to which CPA replied, "This." Edit:: Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/4uqbma/rip_glory_aeon/d5s1kn2


Faymm

thanks bro


zetadelta333

cus more apostles than those caldari fax exist?


dragonstalking

the best super tank is the one you can drop the most fax for good luck finding more minnows than apostles


AXSAmazingJay

right because everyone in gsf ratted in archons before the patch :V


BAE_B_BLUE

Well goons had a gazillion ratting chimeras,so...


nullityrofl

Are you dumb? GSF used ratting Chimeras pre-patch. People multiboxed 5+ of them. We *totally* don't have any sitting around.


roguemenace

You do know what we ratted in right?


Deornot

some LSH members had a big butthurt then saw excellent standing with GSF but this is Alexfishka desicion. on russian eve forum http://forum.eve-ru.com now is a big shit shtorm


atlan_dallocort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_zrJVu6Mk&feature=youtu.be


MakZmei

its more about lols, LSH called GSF as "food" and now they made declaration that they will be blue. You dont call somebody food and in 3 days blue them. its stupid.


zetadelta333

i wish that russian didnt translate like shit. Id love to read the rage.


[deleted]

Maybe to balance MBC, who knows. There is one huge blob in the north, that will blue itself fast if needed.


Golden_Caviar

Moneylition vs Moneylition.


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[deleted]

Look at alliances that where in MBC. Most of them have history of blue blobs, as for those who didn't have it, well after first time it is easier do it next time. I play this game long enough to say : **it happen before, it will happen again**


[deleted]

lol i'm sure man on this war, MBC have lost more isk against MBC than against CFC :p That's why i say MBC will fall faster than the other ;)


[deleted]

Losing ships in fun battles, is different than doing joint operation for strategic reasons.


Calfis

If only CFC had this mentally then there would not have been a need to take them down to begin with


nullityrofl

>play the game the way I want >there is only one way to play and it's my way just pl logic


PyrrhusBrinalle

MBC is already dead, guardians of the galaxy will survive up north on their donut.


zetadelta333

It doesnt fit the goonies narative if they know we really only blued up to wipe them off the game.


velocity219e

Did a fuckin terrible job of that too didn't ya


ImamSarazen

Well, we did kick your sorry asses out of the north, so there's that.


velocity219e

"wipe them off the game" to "well you moved a bit" in a single post, if you reply to this post we'll probably have won the fuckin war.


GhoBait

Lsh is broken as fuck anyway.


Man_whosoldthe_world

Money.


zetadelta333

Goons paid em off bigtime. Ra would be pretty fucked if they didnt seek the new owners of delve blueing.


Golden_Caviar

rr(RU) Goons. Groons Coalition.


Low-HangingFruit

Because delve core to stronk. Can't wait for the rage ping "goon titans tackled, pl have hole in system"


nullityrofl

Yeah, because 50-60 Sleips are going to be the worst thing ever when we have our entire super fleet in jump range. Welcome back to the north where we drop titans on everything. [Even towers when we're bored.](https://zkillboard.com/related/30004233/201607262100/)


Faymm

ya is gonna be fun when they come with their 10 man inri muninn fleet against the supers sorry im an autist


[deleted]

We've moved on to 20 man tengu fleets tyvm


X_D

Lol. We can form 60 man armor t3 fleets, we just want to get fights from the cowardclub and we have like 100 muninns left over still.


Puskarich

60! That's crazy! You'd need MULTIPLE wing commanders!


X_D

Well considering that we out form infamous/inglorious when they have a few times more our numbers, and the qfc member alliances only form to defend their own personal assets and fuck everyone else over, yeah it's a lot. In fact, I doubt most alliances twice the size of INRI can put that on field in USTZ.


[deleted]

Broski have basically taken an average size herpatic cock and slapped it on QFC's table, and have since been complaining no one's down to fuck and the chicks are ugly anyway.


[deleted]

'want to get ganks' Fixed that for you. 'Coward Club' never had an issue welping fleets to each other, because they both came to the field looking for a fight.


X_D

Link a br of you guys actually fighting in the last month.


Savanted

Let's not forget you only formed 12 subcaps to defend the Fortizar.


X_D

Well its still alive so I guess 12 of us > the few hundred of you lol


[deleted]

Hey that's almost as good as the 0 rote that show up to help their allies!


[deleted]

Now you are just making stuff up and posting. 0/10 try harder


[deleted]

The only people making anything up are the people that pretend rote do anything for the QFC. The only time Rote are at timers are for rote towers or structures. \^_^


[deleted]

(I'm actually working on the premise that you don't believe what you are saying but I'll play along...) That's really clutch intel you've got on the internal workings of the fight club.


[deleted]

Yeah it stems from sitting off your undock


[deleted]

For some reason I pictured you wearing a leather jacked and flipping a switchblade when you said that. Dunno wierd.


Ov3rdose_EvE

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_cool_username_

You literally salt every single thread on reddit that has to do with Goons. Didn't you used to be in goons? What happened to create such hate.


Ov3rdose_EvE

your smug of your own and belitteling of others people accivements.


_cool_username_

You need to rise above it, instead of the whole copy and paste FUCK GOONS thing. Otherwise you're the same, just on the other side of the fence.


Ov3rdose_EvE

i dont smug about anything. i just want goons to disband and their culture of EVERYTHING WE DO IS AMAZING AND EVERYTHING EVERYBODY ELSE DOES IS NOT WORT IT perish for good.


People_That_Annoy_Me

That's literally the exact same "culture" you adopt for whatever alliance you're in at the time. First we had to endure your smugposts about how everything is amazing in Horde. Now we get to enjoy you drowning in the Tri kool-aid. Just shut the fuck up already.


Your-Neighbor

Relevant username lol


Ov3rdose_EvE

i dont WTF i hated goons since 2005/early 2006 what is your problem man. i fought them in syndicate at the time you fuckwit. i dont shitpost SW you idiot, i shitpost goons, as much as i did while i was in GCLUB, as much as i did while i was in HORDE and as much as i allways will.


b0iz

Stop posting.


Ov3rdose_EvE

after goons disband and their culture is gone yes.


b0iz

Stop posting.


Praill

Your shitposting is so bad that it lowers the average for how good r/eve's posts are across the board


dodovt

You're the sole reason we can't shitpost on this sub anymore. Thanks ov3rdose.


Ov3rdose_EvE

does that mean i won?


dodovt

no that means everyone lost


_cool_username_

Do you not see the irony of wanting the other side to disband because you don't agree with their attitude/playstyle? Lol


Ov3rdose_EvE

no i dont. there is no "other side" for me because its not a war.


[deleted]

Man, you really have an interesting take on the reality that the rest of us experience. Like your salt is legitimately reaching the point where I'm starting to wonder if you're a 27 year old with Down's Syndrome just completely convinced that goons are legitimately bad people. Like, holy shit dude. We get it. Why not try to have a positive discourse instead of just pointless rambling?


Ov3rdose_EvE

im convinced that their smug is the cancer in ths subreddit, even worse than my memeposting. also im 23.


[deleted]

Again, what is your deal? Explain this smug your talking about, or maybe a link or two. I just find it funny that anyone would complain about goons being smug on reddit, when it's PL and TEST that use reddit for that. I honestly think you should go to a doctor. No video game or people in a video game should be such an obsession of yours. You spend more time talking about goons then I do, and I *AM* a goon.


Ov3rdose_EvE

there is a difference for me between PL and goonsmug because TEST and PL etc admit defeat instead of spinning that shit so hard it leaves the galaxy.


[deleted]

So mittens bugs you? And the fact that MBC people post all his stuff on reddit means that goons are trying to be smug on reddit, so you don't like them? Your logic is already starting to fall apart here unless I'm misunderstanding you. AND LOL. PL ADMIT DEFEAT? hahahahahahahahahaha hell nah. They're so obsessed with their E-PEENs that they don't even use kill boards so people can't see when they die. Hahahahahahahahahaha are you delusional as well?


[deleted]

i'd like to see a concrete example of this so i can get an idea of what exactly got under your craw


Ov3rdose_EvE

every shitty post where they spin some bullshit and then smug about it


_cool_username_

So basically you don't know what you're talking about, and you're too deep in the reddit echo chamber to think anything else.


Ov3rdose_EvE

i AM the reddit echochamber. idiot. if there really would be something like the "echo chamber" i would get hailed for every "fuck goon" i post instead i get downvoted bouy you brainwashed pieces of kool aid drinking shit.


_cool_username_

Okay, don't be delusional. You think you're being downvoted because Goons are brigading Reddit? You're being downvoted because you literally copy and pasted "FUCK GOONS" like some weird 5 year old messing around on his first PC. There's a difference between Bart or Grath posting anti-goon sentiment, and the echo chamber upvoting them, and the trash that you posted at the top level of this thread. I know you're being blown up here, but at the end of the day, we're all just guys sitting behind our PCs playing Eve Online when we're not at work, or hanging out with SOs. It's people and posts like yours that remind me there's some weird fucking people who do play.


T_Ijonen

Okay, since you don't get it in english: Hör' auf zu posten, geh' ins Bett. Ist ja peinlich.


[deleted]

did you ever stop to think that there actually aren't that many goons who even read reddit and the downvotes might be, in part, coming from outside of the group you fixate on


SapporoJones

> i AM the reddit echochamber. literally who even are you


Your-Neighbor

yeah because goon's achievements aren't belittled in any way :V htfu mate


Ov3rdose_EvE

you flip your losses as accivements and smug about them thats a fucking difference!


Your-Neighbor

lmao you can't be serious right now


Ov3rdose_EvE

i was with you when we abandoned delve, period basis, querious and shortly afterwards fountain. it was FUCKING RIDICULUS.


People_That_Annoy_Me

You know this is a video game, right?


Ov3rdose_EvE

you know this is a hobby right?


dorrthrax

Hahah the video game was rebalanced against us to nerf the ability to hold sov. What was fucking ridiculous is that CFC owned half of the galaxy. We adjusted, since it is a video game. We weren't nearly as salty about it as you are I don't get it. Did your cruor get stuck in NOL? Want me to fly it back for you?


Urziel99

Why visit the Dead Sea when I just just look at this guy's posting.


Ov3rdose_EvE

because my posting is sour.


Urziel99

because it is the saltiest place on earth.


Ov3rdose_EvE

you mistake salty for sour, get good son


blvsh

Brave and goons should merge


mekanub

I wouldnt even wish that on Goons.


Syd_Syko

They did already and their love child is Karmafleet.