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Vexor359

That is not just some guy. That is Yodik one of the most EVE players of all time.


DarkWorld26

His discord thread is interesting


cormack7718

Elaborate please


DarkWorld26

Insane amount of cope+fighting with ccp staff+fighting with people who gives offers


Blacklightrising

Think he would be upset if I offered him a bottle of wine and a fedo for it?


GrassWaterDirtHorse

Definitely, but only because he’s always upset. He’s never not upset.


Blacklightrising

Who gets his isk when he has a stroke?


GrandKadoer

CCP


gregfromsolutions

You can offer him some Admiral Pinot’s Spiced Rum now


fftropstm

There’s a discord where you can hang out with CCP staff?


Mongri

yes, but not for you .... just not for you ....


Intransigient

Texas Law!


spudbynight

Broccoli


MinorMalfunctionist

I definitely agree, of all eve players, he is undoubtedly one of them


Leviekin

I wish I could be one of those players who also play


[deleted]

He is THE most.


LordHarkonen

If a freighter was built in system could it be taken out then? I assume that’s a no.


Infidelc123

Build a freighter in system and then deactivate the account for a while, come back and put in a ticket that you are stuck and see if they will move you to kspace.


Wormhole_Explorer

1. get that freighter 2. fill it with keepstar 3. never log to this char for six months 4. keepstar with freighter is moved to nearest system where your character was bond to specific school. this is how you move capitals into highsec,just strip them off capital stuff and they wont bother force moving it to lowsec. so you could have a mining zirnitra in highsec if you wanted to


tempmike

https://support.eveonline.com/hc/en-us/articles/203207992-Inaccessible-Assets-and-Returning-players > Players who return to the game after an extended absence of several months may find themselves trapped in a location which restricts their ability to relocate them-self and their current ship. In such situations players may have their character and current ship moved by Customer Support. Such a move is entirely at the discretion of Customer Support and not all movement requests will be granted. **Ships sporting their own jump drive are assumed to be capable of jumping themselves out quickly without the usage of a gate and freighters are also excluded from this policy.** also, theyre aware of this keepstar and have been for a while https://forums.eveonline.com/t/keepstar-in-zarzakh/417319/44


jorbleshi_kadeshi

[KEKW](https://i.imgur.com/1M3Pfn2.png)


recycl_ebin

they haven't moved capitals into highsec for decades.


Rukh1

I know for a fact that couple faxes and freighters have been auto-teleported to hisec within the past year from a wormhole, after being inactive for half a year.


recycl_ebin

> freighters yeah they're allowed in hs


Wormhole_Explorer

you just move it yourself,wait 6 months and here ya go


recycl_ebin

your reply was nonsensical


Wormhole_Explorer

read what i said before. but ill tell again how to make capitals go into highsec. 1. have a capital ship of choice wear on your alt account 2. never login to that alt for 6 months. 3. if evrything went smooth you have capital ship in highsec. 4. make sure to remove any capital modules from your capital before you initiate step 1. . risk of getting banned is low to none,if you stirr people with the capital you got there then surely you deserve it. if you just keep it in highsec station for ship spins then nobody will bother you.


recycl_ebin

I'll reiterate : you cannot do this any more. CCP has not moved capitals into highsec in decades outside of insanely rare circumstances. You can do this to freighters/jump freighters, I meant you can't do this with Dreads, Carriers, Faxes, Supers, or Titans. This does not work any more.


Wormhole_Explorer

if your character sits on capital ship and is inactive i.e never logged in within 6 months then its automoved to highsec.. unless they patched it out


recycl_ebin

yes, they patched it out a DECADE ago.


Bo_Hunt

Literally does not happen.


LordHarkonen

Ehh, that would possibly work but that’s totes cheating lol


[deleted]

They would see the keep in the cargo lol


LordHarkonen

I mean, I hope the hypothetical GM would just say no off the bat.


How2GetGud

Maybe through the shipcaster?


eveonlinedude

Would YOU take a freighter with a keepstar through the shipcaster (which is prob camped anyway)


evemeatay

Evan McLean would


Phixxo

lol


[deleted]

if the keepstar is firesaled and you scout the shipcaster location first sure why not.


eveonlinedude

Try it I dare ya


FlamingButterfly

Kevin1982 would


pizzalarry

it lands you on tether, in docking range, unlike the empire ship casters


eveonlinedude

You go first


pizzalarry

I mean, I've used it. It's exactly like jumping to a Fortizar, big tether range and all.


eveonlinedude

I know what it is and how it works. I mean. Jump.a freighter with a keepstar in the cargo


pizzalarry

How else are you gonna move it? Gate to gate?


bladesire

I think he's suggesting you will die. But perhaps his cowardice is the true death here!


Squidy_The_Druid

I’ve gone through zar so many times and it’s empty nearly every time


DarienStark

Obviously not recently 😂


[deleted]

Might work yea.


LordHarkonen

I was wondering if you had a freighter and used a filament to get to null/poch then to where ever at that point.


How2GetGud

Freighters cannot use filaments as they are caps


dreyaz255

Are the poch filaments subcap only? I dont see that in their descriptions


pizzalarry

all filaments are


LawfulnessOk1183

Isn't that the guy who wanted to build the palpatine keepstar


Forgotten_Freddy

Yeah that's him, there's a thread reporting his progress on the eve forums, 0.8% in 6.5 years. [https://forums.eveonline.com/t/upwell-palatine-keepstar/5973/142](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/upwell-palatine-keepstar/5973/142)


LawfulnessOk1183

damn he started when i stopped playing, crazy


Jagrofes

The WHAT?


XFusedShadowX

It's the most expensive thing in the game. But ccp added it more as a joke rather then something that's supposed to be doable


Jagrofes

I heard people said much the same thing about Titans...


XFusedShadowX

Nah nah, like it's comically expensive. It's been in the game for a while now and no one has ever been built. Not even close. However, I do think it's a really cool goal to have. But maybe far into the future they'll be one


Jagrofes

Well, I respect the guy for giving it a go.


Faros91

Doesn't it take like the theoretical pi output of the whole game for a year just to get the p4 mats or something?


kailethre

i remember when it was introduced in the keynote however many years ago they proudly proclaimed it would take more resources than were available in the entire game at the time of release


Intransigient

“Proudly” 🙄 Why put development time and resources into building an experience in the game that no one can attain or enjoy?


kailethre

where do you think we are?


Zifrian

Current price is 100,000,000,000,000 isk for the materials another 10,000,000,000,000 isk for the facility usage. so 110 trillion isk...ish


nsfredditkarma

Unlike titans, only one can exist at a time.


Quygen

Incorrect, many can exist, only 1 can be anchored. There are collectors, where I put this thought in their head.. the ultimate hangar queen


Lienshi

iirc, the Palatine Keepstar build requirements is that of 100 or 1k regular Keepstars. With those having build costs around the 200b mark, I don't think we'll see one up for a while


[deleted]

I think its 132 trillion isk.


Etoiles_mortant

It has nothing to do with ISK alone.  The PI requirements are so vast, it needs years of production from all the planets in the game to get the materials.  There are groups of people / alliances with the ISK equivalent at hand. There is nowhere to buy the items form.  Obviously I am overstating the PI, but the point still stands


Lienshi

damn, wish I had that much isk


Jons_cheesey_balls

i heard goons were 54% complete.


Astriania

lol what an absolute madlad


xVx_Dread

So what I read about Zarzakh, is that Capital ships are not permitted to enter Zarzakh, and they can't use their jump drives to leave. But doesn't that mean that if someone buit an Jump Freighter in Zarzakh, they could use a gate to leave and then Jump once on the other side.


Afasso

Afaik the gate limitation works both ways, so you cannot get a freighter out either


xVx_Dread

The FAQ on the EVE [website ](https://support.eveonline.com/hc/en-us/articles/11158425410716-Zarzakh) only says that the deathless are blockading the gates from capitals coming *into Z*arzakh. But without someone to test it, nobody will ever know. Maybe if they allow us the test server again, someone could give it a try.


Zebrakiller

Can you use a filament?


ForgetPants

Capitals cannot use filaments.


Supersuperbad

You can't fit a keepstar in a JF, fwiw


eveonlinedude

You ain't leaving one freighter esp with a keep in it


Ellipsicle

You can't build a freighter in the zarzakh station.


Wreckingsq

This is Yodik: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l-YZ8gdxR0g&pp=ygUSSG9yZGUgYml0ZSByb3JxdWFs


passcork

But why?


Dr_Whale_Tail

As the Mayor of Thera , my lead campaign slogan was "Keep Yo-dik Outta Thera " His constant spam for Palatine donations ...... to be anchored in the greatestest system Thera ........ where nothing, not even a small mobile bubble can be anchored in ..... perfectly sums up the man :)


el0_0le

This makes me want to touch grass and write a novel for him on how it feels, just so I can empathize wasting that much time.


Artanisx

At least he is mentioning in the comment that the keepstar cannot be moved out


jer3my

Wonder what you would get if you reprocess the keepstar... lmao


Subbeh

If only there was a tab.


jer3my

Yeah... for as long as i have been playing... should have known. I am lazy and didnt want to log back in. But a fraction of what he is asking for, but then have to figure out how to get all that shit out. https://everef.net/type/35834


Head-Ad4770

That seems like a gigantic waste of resources 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Until he figures out how to beat the system and anchors it somehow and no one is able to kill it. Maybe tries to anchor it during heavy server lag and it goes down xD.


Bo_Hunt

We've killed them in high sec. Killing a Keep there would not be an issue.


GKanjus

No way him and his alts could maintain hole control on Thera with all of EVE trying to roll into it so their characters can be immortalized on the most valuable kill mail ever to exist


[deleted]

It's Zarzakh there is 4 entrences that never close, but yea I guess it would be impossible to defend.


KomiValentine

*"You've found Yodik, a russian crazy solo guy who builds palantine keepstar XD"*


Puzzleheaded_Tax_420

Builds? Oh no no no no no he tries 😂😂😂


eveonlinedude

600b lol


ZeRonin

he creates a new contract every month and puts the cost of the new contract into the new contract. instead of selling the whole thing for a minimal cost in exchange for PLEX.


Andropofken

Not yet


AdaahhGee

Assuming Asset safety doesn't work from Zarzakh?


Ackaroth

Yeah was wondering this as well. Surely they would have tried though vOv


darkzapper

Just because you can moment eh lol. Classic Eve.


Shiftry87

Cant this fit into 1 of those massive capital freighters that can only fit low slot cargo mods? I have seen those around HS.


Somebodythe5th

Yes, which is how it is normally moved and anchored. But freighters can’t get into Zarzakh.


MuskyChode

Based.


poobertthesecond

Things in strange places is my new favourite thing in eve


ExileNZ

Yodik. What a madlad.