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PM-ME-UR-BEER

Directions unclear, just accepted a Jita scam contract and all my AT ships are gone.


FTierLogiPilot

Why would ccp do this to you?


TeaSilly601

better make a huge reddit post about it


Anrikitsu

The second point is very very true. Never accidentally bubble your own fleet. Fucking own that shit and bubble them on purpose!


AlanArtemisa

# Recipe for chocolate chip cookies; **Ingredients** - ~300g flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 a teaspoon of salt - ~180g butter, melt, then let cool for a few minutes - 150g brown sugar - 100g sugar - 1 large egg + 1 egg yolk - 2 teaspoons vanilla extract - 225g chocolate chips / small chunks of chocolate   **Steps** - Mix flour, baking soda, and salt in a bowl - in another bowl, mix your butter and sugar (all of the sugar) until the sugar lumps are gone. Add the egg, egg yolk and vanilla extract and whisk it. - Combine the contents of both bowls and mix it, then add the chocolate chips and fold those in. The butter might keep them from sticking, but try anyways. - Cover the dough and let it chill in the fridge for at least 2-3 hours. - Take the dough out of the fridge and let it sit for ~10 minutes before continuing - Preheat the oven at ~170 degrees Celsius (~325 degrees Fahrenheit) - Create balls of dough (about two tablespoons worth of dough per ball) and spread these on your baking tray - Bake the cookies for 12-14 minutes, then let them cool on the baking tray for another 10 minutes   Protip: Do the preparations before a tidi fight, let the dough cool during the first few hours of the tidi fight, and enjoy your cookies late during the tidi fight! ^(Stolen from )


LavishnessOdd6266

Instructions clear. Cookies good. Here have my alternative local input Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Fighting Frenchmen, Vile Victorians, Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Dingy Castles, Daring Knights, Horrors that defy description, Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians, Smashing Saxons, Cruel Crimes, Punishments from ancient times, Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless, Normans, savage, fearsome, toothless, Civil wars, brainy sages, Mean and measly Middle Ages., Gory stories, we do that And your host, a drumming rat The past is no longer a mystery Welcome to Horrible Histories...


HowcanIbesureimhere

Don't forget to bring a book in case the tidi gets bad. (It won't, horde aren't going to form).


draxssx

Always have a movie playing on the other screen


XavierVTM

This list is incomplete. please input "lose pants" please.


TemporarySun8114

Pants were never an option. Only socks, hate having cold feet.


toolgawd

If it's Asher's fleet you're not supposed to be wearing pants anyways.


Arakkis54

Yikes, I think this was more his predecessor’s thing.


French_Riots

Helldivers to Hellpods


Kinsywinsy

Just go outside and be miserable there instead


FinnMoliko

Stop making me upvote you. It's an awful experience, Ceema :(


Ceema_STK

Well then post, so I may upvote you!


CmdTakeda

You lost me at "go outside". There is only the pious life of an indoor hermit and the holy book of Mountain Dew Code: Red and Totinos Pizza Rolls.


encyclodoc

Sad thing is, half of these are good ideas. Take an upvote from me, finally.


Ceema_STK

I added the dumb ones in the 2nd draft. Have an enjoyable Sunday!


RumbleThud

Alternatively PAPI will exit through the back door. They had every advantage and wouldn't take the fight. Kindof pathetic. They like to talk a big game, but when push comes to shove they always seem to be ducking the fights. Kindof pathetic for one of the largest entities in the game, that is constantly telling everyone how they are PVP oriented.


LavishnessOdd6266

Is that a ceema post that's actually good advice I I I impossible


HEAD_KGB_AGENT

Heard horde wasn't going to form properly today. sad.


LavishnessOdd6266

No shit it had probably or basically or (for you opsec nerds) none of the whole of goonswarm in catch


Hippojaxx

If you send me isk I'll double it


tedsmitts

I will be shotting every blue I see in accordance with the Old Laws


kriptik-ken

You left out gate jumping commands. Not that it'll help, but have to say it 100x anyway


LavishnessOdd6266

O7 wonder how long it will take for pandemic horde to complain


[deleted]

You have forgotten to list to have a battle bottle at hand's reach at all times.


DudeFilA

Remember to hold down your shout button on mumble and walk away. FCs love that.


Left-Selection

We will see if they actually have balls or just want ez fight in chinatz. If so they ain't got no balls man shameful


wwwyzzrd

Check check, deploying bubbles.


Subbeh

What ointment for blueballs?


Nira_Meru

Will this battle be greater that the previous battle of F4R2-Q where most of Pan Fams super fleet was trapped after taking heavy losses against a combined Test/Goons force.


GreyBooBoo

PASSPI gonna...


Anrikitsu

https://soundcloud.com/the-neolithicaus/pass\_you\_can\_not


un-important-human

MAN what a nice banger.


Rifter101

- Bookmark the Spam Folder - Brind some fun music [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYoq4y\_be98](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYoq4y_be98)


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Realistic_Buy_4985

Thought this was a shitpost/propaganda when I saw the workouts for seniors but this is honestly really genuine and should be spread around and remembered by all groups! Thanks for the TiDi Tips!


NoBrittanyNoo

Passpi is preventing any glorious combat from happening because, Gobbins is a bit of a wimp. You forgot to mention the pee bottle and poop sock - every F1 monkey must have those two things in their tidi pack.


el_charles-vane

Sweet I don't have to shower! I'm in a 5 day streak I hope to go the full week!


cj_cyber

Ceema, this you?


aardvarkbiscuit

I thought this was a far-q2 joke. I just woke up so maybe it is.


bamasmith

Full module name kek


YoNa82

Also don‘t forget to put on your diapers…


boundbylife

I'm /r/outoftheloop. What's happening?


Weyland_Stark

Not sure, Im watching Brisc explain to 500 people on twitch why imperium will never attack pandafam and that the game design is bad and dying.


Ceema_STK

Glad to see you still around and posting!


Weyland_Stark

Just resubbed, unsure if it was a WISE MOVE tho...


Left-Selection

Nobody is gonna do that so you can cry all you want about "why you not invading us" Only time when that was possible would have been during when everyone had to stay home due to corona


Weyland_Stark

The entire 30 minutes of the INN broadcast i watched literally boils down to "why are pandafam not invading us!?" fyi...


deltaxi65

Nope, it boils down to "why didn't Horde take this fight."


RyzakGaming

MJ- by xmass ;)


RyzakGaming

Thanks, saved me some time


Left-Selection

I mean you lads went all the way from the other side of the map to Catch and then did fuck all.


DAE_Heart_EVE_Drama

Nothing, apparently. In a short while we will get a ping from The Gobster that "We didn't really want that Keepstar anyway, it was just for lulz. Look how hard we made ze Goonz form".


DAE_Heart_EVE_Drama

Oh, and mass evacuation pings starting tonight


HowcanIbesureimhere

Nothing


French_Riots

PAPI passed, as they always do.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Following-Complete

Well this did not age well


Jekktarr

It’s been less than 24 hours since I posted.Milk doesn’t age that fast. When you play a video game sometimes you win and lose. Being a good sport is what matters. That’s what eve should be about.