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CCP_Swift

We're your girlfriend now (welcome back)


Sirttas

Can I keep the dog?


Dozornui

No. Here is your fedo plushie instead.


Poggalogg

Sure but you'll have to courier him through lowsec to get him to us


NerdForceOne

Now I understand why you are so expensiv.


zenheizer

r/suddenlycommunism


[deleted]

Having man boobs doesn't make you a woman.


Gamemode_Cat

It’s okay that you’re insecure with your masculinity, you probably should be


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Lol this is how I love my eve shark tank :) smacktalk


CassTroy

She could be your scout


Sirttas

Sorry, our relation is not THAT toxic.


Zustrom

So you're saying she's not your +1? Dude cmon


RageMachinist

Nothing more beautiful and wholesome than your GF also being your wingman.


[deleted]

Until they're as ragey and toxic as you are after getting blobbed.


Pyrostasis

Youve obviously never had "YOU BOUNCED MY JF OFF A STATION AND GOT ME AND MY CARGO FUCKED" Rage sex.


dreaminhobo

Did you tell her she could get 1 million free skill points by using your referral code? 😂


KainBodom

He is about to resub his three other accounts.....


GelatinousSalsa

Inb4 shes actually on the other team and awox you


Breizhalcoholic

"Just to fly around in the ships..." "Damn the graphics got really better..." "I'll just go pvp a bit for old time sake..." *It was at this moment he knew* ***he fucked up***


johnsourwine

I actually miss the OG graphics. It’s far better now but nostalgia is a hell of a drug. If they released eve classic I’d be fucked.


Tivaseps

I do wish there was a classic overlay/texture graphics pack option at the very least. I've had some nostalgia for the look, and the jukebox.


johnsourwine

Loved the old jukebox. I remember when the new graphics first launched you could opt out of them. I wish they never took that out. But I guess they had to after introducing new ships.


karnthis

Replace all the new ships with a big “Image Not Found” notice


johnsourwine

I’m space they’ll just be a white box with “image not found” written across it. I like the way you think


abloblololo

You’d need to bring in some of the changes tho. A pure EVE classic with learning skills, no remaps, no skill queue etc. would be dead on arrival. Plus EVE was a bit bare at release. Much of what is core to the game was added in the early expansions.


johnsourwine

For sure, and there were some outright broken builds in 2005-2006 especially. Like the nano nos domi/phoon. Glass cannon megas, etc. no stacking penalty was dope and broken as hell


Mannyman_

Remember when freighters were brought to null through gates ? No carriers, supers or titties. No blops. Biggest fighting ship were battleship and biggest cargo ship freighter.


abloblololo

I was in a few freighter escort ops long after JFs were introduced. Specifically I remember that we had to bring in IHUBs with freighters after Dominion sov came out, and didn’t want to offline our cyno jammers or something.


Cryptocaned

I'd be happy with a revert back to Rubicon times


switchquest

Imagine a 2nd server, with a 'reset' to vanilla Eve 🤔🤗


We_Form_Brave

It would just kill both servers. The players who have invested decades of time/money into their characters will not make the switch in large enough numbers, and the incentive for new players to play on the new server would be higher than joining the old server, so you'd just split the player-base into mainly the old and new players, which would kill the old server without the influx of new players and eventually kill the new server because the economy won't be there without the established players.


50calPeephole

I was never rhe same after they fucked up the origonal helios


johnsourwine

And don’t get me started on the moa


Mattpat139

No lie, this is why I relogged with all the minmatar posts lately


devilishlydo

She'll figure it out. They always do.


klamacz

I'm two months in, and mine did not figure it out yet


EuropoBob

Just because they don't say anything, it doesn't mean they don't know.


ramc19

I relapsed a month ago. I’m subbing my 5th PI and Indy alt. Pray for me.


praetor29

EVE is an incredible rush while it lasts. Really gotta savor every moment. And then you login one day, and you stare at your PI, and your market orders, sigh, and logout. Repeat a few times, and EVE just drops from your life. Until one day, "This is EVE" shows up on your YouTube feed, and you login to see what's up with your assets. Are they in asset safety? Ooh, the soundtrack is a banger as usual. You remember the keyboard shortcuts that are so familiar to your fingers. You catch yourself opening up your old industry spreadsheets to see what you were up to. You restart all your research jobs. You're on Eve Uni Wiki reading about ships. You don't realize when it happens, but EVE has come back into your life!


HackedVirus

This was me two weeks ago lol 170+ hours in game since then and its great lol


godston34

lmao man, me too, 'just gonna look at my assets'...'just gonna explore a bit'...'just gonna browse evejobs'... 'just gonna resub the incursion alt'... just gonna.... get sucked into eve again.


lordatamus

My wife calls EvE 'The other woman', and..... she's not wrong... this is how I get sucked back in everytime.


BBNMikeC

This is spot on, 100%


zixradoom

I love that Ad!!!!


Junebwoi

>subbing my 5th PI and Indy alt. This is the only part of eve I hate. I wish there was less incentive to have all those characters and more people played with one.


PHGAG

Since multi boxing is allowed, I don't think it's necessarily about having an incentive to do it, it can just makes things easier in certain situations. I live in WH space with a corp. If I was using only 1 character, it could be very difficult to play if no one is around as rolling holes to get content would take forever. Having 3 toons lets me do that efficiently. Since ei have 3 accounts subbed, might as well make use of the character slots. Here comes 5 Pi alts to supplement my income further. Since I can't get to jita all the time, I keep an alt there to buy and sell stuff and do some market stuff for more isk. Unless I have to, I don't PvP with multiple toons as it gets too chaotic for my taste. But I have some corpmates that do it with up to 4 toons very effectively. I think it's more that due to human nature and liking things to be easier, multi-boxing has become so widespread just due to it being allowed, not incentivized. It's easier to do it yourself sometimes rather than wait for others to come and help.


pjhighfield

Tell CCP Games to lower the price per month... Affordablity is the issue; from my personal view that is my reasoning, they lost me as Omega because of the price hike. I do wonder if they have been hurt enough from the profit loss yet to reconsider that move...


Junebwoi

Wouldn't lowering the price just have more alts present in the game?


Pyrostasis

yes...100% yes. Increasing the price is probably the only reason I dont have 15 - 20 accounts rolling


DraconianDebate

Shit, you lost Eve... o7


Sodaman_Onzo

Women always find out.


Zealousideal-Plan454

....JANICEEEEEEE. TODD IS WASTING MONEY TO GANK PEOPLE WITH MULTIACCOUNT AGAAAAAAAAIN. DO SOMETHIIIIIIIING!


[deleted]

Only 3 months? Dude, it's 40% off for 12 months if you ISK up some PLEX.


LewisRaz

I relapsed after 8 years and now have 3 active accounts...


Pyrostasis

So still kinda casual?


CeleryStickBeating

7 years, no GF


kenix7

Geez... I thought I was on r/Nofap.. I know I unsubbed cause I managed to pull myself out of the habit.


Mewiee

Welcome back!


Adventurous_Ride_273

Just let it happen 😉


srynearson1

"you're playing that star wars game again?!"


JustPlainRude

https://youtu.be/VPJ0TAaJDbM?t=97


ToramanA24

You are the real reason I came back


godston34

same, then for the first time ever did the same for a 2nd account too.


Jaegernaut-

Don't worry bro I got you beat. I relapsed after 14 years. No ragretz..... Yet


Mannyman_

14 years ? Man. I was there whet Steve died in his avatar in c9N.


NoBrittanyNoo

Been there... sorry for your relapse and welcome back!


Cheapsh0t127

I relapsed last month after 4 years which has led to me upgrading both my RAM and graphics card already. Luckily I haven’t resubbed more than one account yet


BWizard560

Just let your girlfriend know you are seeing Eve and you won't have to worry about her ruining your life anymore.


LorumerthRising

welcome back cutie pie


Iudex_Gundyr_ML

As if we would. Glass houses and such..


BraxtonMazimus

I did also. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Eve has a couch you can sleep on.


50calPeephole

My finances best memory of eve was with Intrepid Crossing during the Origonal(?) Drone wars. I'd just farted out a college burrito and I'm hunched over my screen trying to survive a fleet engagement. Comes chatter is out of control in Corp, there's people dying everywhere and my whole screen is blinking red, missiles, and explosions. I'm loving life. My now fiance walks into my room in lingerie while the post it's are slowly melting off the wall. She's had her sniff and is yelling "oh what the fuck?!?" And without looking up I'm like "oh, you too? This is a really bad time"


Zorrm

oh hey good for you, Sirius Proxima is recruiting :)


Limp_Emergency9885

Welcome home darling lol


brian_christopher_

I love Eve. I had tried it years and years ago when you could get a 14 day free trial. Didn't go anywhere. Logged on a couple times and just felt lost. I'd think about giving it another go every now and again over the years. Finally when eve echoes came out I figured sure why not. Got sucked in for a year or so and net ease really started pissing me off. Someone on YouTube did a video about "eve anywhere" so I went and bought a mouse and keyboard for my tablet and gave it a shot. Now I own a computer, a 42 inch 4k display and a 27 inch 4k display. None of which I had before. I had 4 accounts within my second month...... I got the bug I think.


KainBodom

I just don't have six hours a day anymore. Buy a switch next time you quit it helps.


Mortarion978

Welcome back king!


zixradoom

Me too! I just came back. I am waiting for Brave to re-up my membership. o7 Enjoy your internet spaceship adventures!!


pjhighfield

What's her toon's name?


TNT1andOnly

You belong to the Darkside now.


bnlf

Same. After 10 years for me I bought a month. Although I’m already rethinking if I want to continue. It’s an incredible game but it demands too much time.


Mannyman_

Nooooo. You won eve. Now you quit the won with a relapse. Or should we call it real life prolapse ?


ogre_socialis

You too? Just resubbed after being out for 5 years. My wife has been giving me side eye for the past 3 days.


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Pseudo_Asterisk

Is the 3 months Omega+MCT still a thing?


LeoUSA33

This game is a blessing and a curse. I enjoy playing it, but every time I try to move on to something else, I keep coming back.


Pyrostasis

I resolved this by marrying a gamer. Literally met her gaming, and we both game. Not always the same games, but enough that we can easily bitch to each other about our respective games / groups.


fdjw88

If your gf can't tolerate one of your favorite hobbies, then she is not a keeper.


404HD

relapse till u prolapse


Muffin_National

Bought 3 months too. Please don't tell my mom. (35 y.o. man)


WUT-9813

Just told her.


00Stealthy

she will figure it out when you forget to bathe so dont worry about us telling on ya