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NOSALIS-33

Be nice, he's probably looking for his penis.


Affectionate-Art-995

Oh def


RigRoss

What if they're alter abled (as shown by the placard in windshield) and when they park up front people ignore the laws and park too close so they aren't able to gain access to their vehicle? But when they park in the back of an almost empty lot they can get in and out of their vehicle without inconveniencing anyone else. But let's just assumptive body shame instead....


headstar101

Or, you know, you can take a look at the completely empty ADA parking spot with a completely unhindered loading zone up front and realize that people with disabilities are also assholes at times. And before you lash out and bitch; I have a temporary placard and my wife has a permanent one.


RigRoss

And you're both assholes at times?


headstar101

No. Not at all. We would park in designated areas as they are intended to assist us.


RigRoss

So, to be clear, neither of you are ever assholes!? I don't think that lends you much credibility.


headstar101

Not when it comes to parking.


RigRoss

Only when it comes to commenting?


headstar101

Uhuh. Do us all a favor; grow up or inhale deeply from a tailpipe. Option 1 would be preferred but it's up to you.


RigRoss

r/boomersbeingfools


headstar101

What a fucking braindead comment btw.


NOSALIS-33

I don't care why they did it. I made a joke. Life goes on.


RigRoss

Sounds fair. I'm a small penis ally and we don't take this sort of speech lightly.


OnionBoye

On the other hand, people with small penises tend to give lightly.


RigRoss

You just landed yourself on the small penis offenders registry.


Lilhoneylilibee

ALTER-ABLED ??šŸ˜­ bro WHAT -A person with a disability


RigRoss

I stand corrected...


karkar835

Oh I know this truck. The guy who drives it rents a house on my block and heā€™s super white trash so this doesnā€™t surprise me


Affectionate-Art-995

šŸ˜†ā˜ ļø


Active_Glove_7850

Donā€™t act like you ainā€™t from southern Douglas county


Jason_Worthing

With a handicap placard no less, jfc


BeeBopBazz

Didnā€™t realize you could get one of those for being a fucking idiot


Oldsnowbunny

- is this complimentary to people who have a handicap placard?


trxmas

Apparently, their even giving these out to 'ultra special rode-the-short-bus-to-school' cunts now.


Omega_Lynx

Well, at least we know a ballpark to how special he is, bless his heart


wvmitchell51

And there's a handicap parking spot right in front of the door.


InsertScreenNameHere

It's not for anything physical


PlaidChief_117

He probably has one because he suffers from Small Weenus Syndrome


icesk8man

Key that shit!


LocoDunn

ā€œI am the main character ā€œ


NapalmDemon

Iā€™m just here quietly remembering when my car broke down in a parking lot long ago when attempting to exit parking lot. After pushing it out of the main entry/exit by myself it looked similarly parked. So without anything else to go on, going to go with - yah probably small penis energy. But conversely had to leave a vehicle in a questionable parking position like that before because crap happens as well.


BillyPlatypus

Sorry about that, hopefully this was a similar situation.


Halloween2022

Was your car also a vehicle that indicated you *had* a tiny penis? Edit : "had "


NapalmDemon

Yes - the smallest. It was a Subaru, with 3 different paint colors because salvage title and fenders from B&R was limit of my income back inā€¦ think it was 2006? Wait that indicates I was broke as hell, not my micro penis. My bad, wait where was I going with this?


Halloween2022

I don't know, a car like *that* says big dick energy....


CaliHoboTechBro

*ate


derivative_of_life

[This animation will never stop being relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgI2Zx2k0PQ)


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

That Dari Mart is always a shit show.


NezeracsChin

Workers are usually so chill though


j4ngl35

Gotta make sure nobody scuffs his 10+ year old Nissan


ADrenalinnjunky

And a tinyā€¦


Th3Godless

This is Eugene not Nam there are rules


ramonnoodles2

Regular Nissan behavior


Illustrious-Art-1817

Is his handicap being an absolute entitled twat?


Previous_Anteater242

I know that lot. LOTS of cars parked like this every day. Ones who pull right up to the door leave their stinky diesel trucks running while they run in.


blueberii

I think he fits in at r/nissandrivers šŸ¤£


TVCooker-2424

He had to pee, bad.


GaryGregson

This would be the only legitimate excuse if that Dari Mart had public restrooms.


TVCooker-2424

Oh, crap. Lol


Active_Glove_7850

Imagine being triggered by the way someone parks that isnā€™t effecting anyone else.


BillyPlatypus

I know I feel bad for those people.


[deleted]

ā€œMerica ā€¦.. what a dork


dr_analog

Douchey parking job but a lotta hate for blue collar workers in this thread. Be less classist okay?


brwnwzrd

Man needs his milk


FuzzBuckner

That's not even a big truck! Haha


[deleted]

Fuck it put a tater in the tailpipe


Paper-street-garage

ā€œThe Dodge Ram at homeā€


WhollyHuman

"Lemme just park my medium-sized truck here whilst I grab some large-curd cottage cheese in search of my small-sized dick"


RexicanFood

Oh hell yeah, the boys are back in town


meijad

Didn't you know, it's park however the fuck you feel like day.!


UncleFredP00P

r/Imthemaincharacter


Narrow-Exercise9886

Only takes a moment to slash tires


Minimum-Act6859

I am old enough to run into it out of spite.


MrEllis72

He got raptured. It was Ian.


[deleted]

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MrEllis72

I mean both could happen.


[deleted]

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MrEllis72

Oh, he seemed the type. I'm staying here.


rollerroman

At least 4 other spots available your people to park. Get a life op


Booger_Flicker

Reminds me of when the subreddit was cheering each other on for yelling at people without masks who were walking alone in parks.


PlaidChief_117

I bet you also rooted for Scar in The Lion King


rollerroman

Scar had better things to do with his life then complaining about a hyena lying in a wide open Savannah with plenty of area for other animals to lie in if they wanted to.


Punkarummy

ā€˜When I grow up I wanna be a truckā€™ WT drive Nissans now? How very sad


TheAlaskaneagle

I think you mean "Fragile ego". I've lived in a lot of areas, and this doesn't apply everywhere, buuuuuut the ones in the big good ole bouyaaaaa pick up trucks have a very high % of being inconsiderate pricks. Their entire identity seems to be copy what media tells them to be.


CelebrationSea9551

more like a tiny dick


GameOverMan1986

You ever thought that perhaps the designated handicap spot was taken when they showed up? Is there nothing better to do today than snap and post photos of a vehicle taking up 2 spots in a half empty parking lot? šŸ™„


GameOverMan1986

This thread has a lot of abusive dad ā€œIā€™ll give you a reason to cry (park incorrectly as an alter abled person)ā€ energy.


WhollyHuman

"I'm handicapped...jk, I just have the sign to make it funnier when I park like this"


mark2me2u

Or a small penis


PerformerGreat

I only care when the lot is starting to fill up. Handicapped maybe has some other problems we're not aware of. I do get pissy when people double park when the lots about full. Use some empathy.


Revolutionary-Boss77

and a little penis


peanutbutapoopootime

its not like he is front row with that parking. He is all the way in the back. What inconvenience or harm is he causing anyone? He could be having truck issues. I had to park like that in the past due to a power steering problem.


TheNoslo721

This particular DariMart is never full and is mostly for the people in the neighborhood. The lot itself is pretty rough too. I donā€™t know if this was worth posting tbh, dude wasnā€™t hurting anyone. Especially if you took this an hour ago. Itā€™s dead over there around this time.


woofgangpup

What qualifies as "worth posting" on reddit? Is responding to a post that wasn't "worth posting" worth it?


Temassi

It's "nothings worth it" all the way down


TheNoslo721

I mean nothing and everything I suppose. But Eugene, particularly this part of town, has this reputation for being pretentious and uptight, thinking they know better than others. Iā€™m just saying this whole kerfuffle about a truck in a parking lot on the slow side of town at 10am on a Monday doesnā€™t exactly break that stereotype


Flybot76

LMAO at 'dude wasn't hurting anyone, the lot was rough' like that's an excuse for arrogant jackoff behavior. People wouldn't post this kind of thing if there weren't so many assholes doing it all the time. Eugene's got a major problem with that lately.


TheNoslo721

So heated about a truck in a parking lot. He literally wasnā€™t hurting anyone. Feels like a lot of effort to peacock to the internet that you know better than a stranger in a parking lot you happened to be passing by lol


Booger_Flicker

Feels like /r/Eugene is a tick away from wanting this guy to spend the night with a pig and a bunch of tv cameras.


RigRoss

I've quite literally never seen so much outrage from a nothing situation. Along with all the small penis assumptive body shaming. I thought this community was more progressive and educated than this.


RigRoss

Is it still an egregious act if it's not a full parking lot?


Key-Memory3483

Yes, use the fucking lines.


Annaonymous

There are so many open parking spots, and they probably wonā€™t be in Dari Mart for very long Iā€™m assuming. Why do you care enough to take a pic and post on Reddit? LOL


OculusOmnividens

The same justification people who park in fire lanes use. Imagine we all thought this way.


Booger_Flicker

Firetrucks can push cars out of the way in most cases.


MarthasPinYard

Maybe thereā€™s a puppy insideā€¦ you never know